I am excited to get back to Moldova for this 90 Day Fiancé recap and hopefully watch Andrei beat the fuck out of Charlie. Is that wrong? If it is I don’t care. I wonder if we have seen the last of Angela. for a while. I think this might be the last episode before the Tell All, but I’m not sure.
Larissa & Eric
For some reason Larissa got briefly detained by ICE the other day. But the really shocking part of the news was that Eric and Larissa are still together and moving to a new place in Arizona. I am really shocked by how tenderly Eric took care of Larissa through her surgeries.
Two months after the surgery, Larissa is better for her big reveal. I think she has had even more and is now doing like soft porn videos or something online. She did her first one recently and it pulled in $100,000 in revenue? So I suppose it was a good investment. According to TMZ she had multiple surgeries to look like Kylie Jenner. WTF? These two sleep in the same bedroom but different beds. That’s weird. Holy shit! There is a FLYING COCKROACH IN MY HOUSE. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I had one shot to get it and missed. I have never seen anything like this.
Angela & Michael
I just realized I have seen the first thirty minutes of this episode on a sneak peek recording. That is why I thought that Angela and Michael were probably done with filming. She gets on the plane to go home. It’s all very sad. Michael really seems to love Angela. Then we see her later trying to get to her car at Hartfield. It can be a hell of a walk to the car at Hartsfield. Plus, she has been in Nigeria for weeks, the parking fees may be as much as her plane ticket!
I’ve learned to higher a fancy car with a chauffer. Turns out they are much cheaper than you think. They handle your luggage and put it in the car just outside the door. And it is so much cheaper than parking. But it’s a three hour drive to Hazlehurst so that’s not really an option for her. Angela says she can’t cry when she sees her mom because she has never cried in front of her before and she doesn’t want to scare her. So she has to be tough. This storyline is pretty triggering. I remember going to see my mom in ICU, unresponsive with a giant DNR sign on her bed. I never got to say goodbye. Angela’s mama died ten days later.
Angela calls Michael and he is being such a good husband. Can’t Michael even visit for a funeral? He can’t come to the US at all? There are a TON of Nigerians in Atlanta. I used to go to Nigerian parties in my twenties. I’m not sure how Michael will like Hazlehurst though. It’s a small, rural town not the America other countries see in the movies.
Libby & Andrei
Andrei is probably my favorite husband of all times. I like them a bit rough around the edges. We left off with Andrei taking drunk ass Charlie outside for a man to boy conversation. I really want Andrei to deck him but I have a feeling he won’t since they are at his wedding. Libby definitely wouldn’t give him any if he did that. And he didn’t. Then the sister and Andrei’s friend try to talk Charlie down. The it is Chuck’s turn to babysit Charlie. Shut your stupid mouth, Charlie. When you are back in the states, Andrei will knock you the fuck out. Then Andrei and Chuck make amends. Andrei and Libby need to move far, far away from this family.
Later on in the wedding Libby can’t find Andrei and drunk Charlie is still spewing nonsense and upsetting his father and Libby. Even Libby’s dad says that Andrei is being the bigger man. Yet, Libby keeps lumping Andrei in with Charlie. Andrei tells Libby that he made peace with her father. But, He is not in a good place with her asshole siblings. The literally kiss and make up. They have a great first dance. Andrei can dance. I love Andrei!
Kalani & Asuelu
Asuelu and Kalani are taking his awful family back to the airport. Asuelu looks like a toddler. It’s just something about him. I didn’t realize that Rosa, Asuelu’s sister is deaf. The good news is that Tammy left before the rest of his family. That baby boy in the bucket is ADORABLE. Asuelu’s mother asked for money again. But she was just joking! What a prankster that one is. I think Kalani would be much more willing to send money if is mother didn’t demand it all the time.
A few weeks later, these two have a date night! Asuelu has nachos for the first time. Apparently, jalapenos are not a thing in Samoa. They stupidly ruin their date night by doing their therapy homework at the bar. Basically, they each write down how they feel their household chores should be divided. Asuelu thinks he should only take care of himself and Kalani should handle everything else. Asuelu does seem to be in love with Kalani though, So there is that.
Sadly, three months later, during the pandemic, their marriage is crumbling. Asuelu is going out in public acting like there is no danger. Kalani sent him to his mother since he is not taking precautions. Kalani and her sisters have amazing hair. IJS. Holy hell! That is her mother! She’s gorgeous. Asuelu is a bit… challenged so I kind of get him not understanding Covid. But when he gets sent away he sure did have wear a mask on the airport and the plane. That might make things clearer for her.
Tania & Syngin
We got some pretty views of South Africa. It looks amazing. Syngin should just stay. This marriage was never meant to be. Syngin’s sister and most of his family seem to want him to stay in South Africa. I like Syngin’s mom’s grey t-shirt. I am on a quest to find the perfect one. Recently, I caught my favorite one on fire recently. Don’t ask, lol. I have an obsession with grey t-shirts. They have to have a plunging neckline of some sort, be the right weight (not to thick) and oversized.
Anyway, these two go for ice cream on the beach. I want ice cream from other countries. You can’t get real pistachio ice cream here. I have a couple pints of Ben & Jerry’s pistachio pistachio, but I would rather not have pistachios in my ice cream. I also have Haagan Daas Dulce Leche. I am not much for ice cream really. But those are my two favorite flavors. And I am buying all sorts of things I would never buy during the pandemic. Singyn tells Tania that he may just stay in South Africa. I think that is a wise move. Then he says he is coming back with her. They want a life together. They kiss and makeup. Glimmer of hope? Jesus, Syngin can’t park a car.
Colt & Deb
Colt orders food in to have the talk with his mother. He has decided that it is time to break up with Deb so that he can date without a third party involvement. Deb trashes Jess to Colt. That seems to upset him. BTW, Jess is already engaged to some other American sucker. So, Deb was right. But still, Colt needs to cut the apron strings. Colt asks Deb to treat her like a man. Deb is pissed. Colt feels relieved.