It’s time for another RHONY Recap. I really hope Tinsley is still there tonight. She’s pretty much the only thing that makes this reunion bearable. I’m already emotionally drained from tonight’s Big Brother Episode. Please only post about Big Brother in the Big Brother comments to avoid spoiling it for others. But okay let’s watch old ladies yell at each other while wearing uncomfortable clothing.
I am SOFA KING glad that Dorinda got fired. Her seething jealousy of Tinsley is abundantly clear. Then she tells Tinsley that she doesn’t want a co-dependent relationship with someone supporting her? Isn’t that what she has been grieving over for over a decade? Bitching because Tinsley didn’t mention her status with Scott on a daily or hourly basis to her; MEANWHILE, she had broken up with John or vice versa. Ramona asks Dorinda if she has a tracker on Tinsley. She sure did have a lot of time to keep track of every move she made while going through “terrible times.” Please let this conversation end with the replay of Dorinda’s drunken finale meltdown over the mere mention of Tinsley’s name.
Ramona has also had enough. She storms off and of course forgets her mask. Because Ramona never wears a mask. Once she gets back we move on to the trips. Or maybe just vibrators and making out with your sister and sleeping in the basement. Andy comes after Ramona for calling the hotel staff servants. Then. Andy dismisses Tinsley and I’d like to turn the channel. But I shall solider on.
Next we move on to Luann. I remember when I used to love Luann. Now I can take her or leave her. I feel like is it cabaret all the time. “A viewer” did call out Luann for acting like she did ten years in Sing Sing and was going there to tell all the real felons how she got by. Luann breaks down while talking about her father. Or does she? She’s so dramatic that everything she does seems a bit inauthentic so it’s hard to tell. Either way, we rapidly move on to Luann’s sexual desires for pretty much anyone from dog groomer to the tennis coach. Then we move on to how many men these women pass around like footballs. Dorinda seems to already have a new man.
Are We Going To Talk About Ramona, AGAIN?
We talk about the weird “mother daughter” relationship between Leah and Ramona that lasted for two seconds. Then Ramona talked about Leah’s mental health on camera. Ramona’s voice is hoarse from all the screaming and it’s making my throat hurt. Yet the screaming continues with Leah coming after Ramona for talking about her bipolar and hospitalizations on camera. He daughter had no idea about any of that and Leah had to sit down with her daughter and talk about it before she was ready. Ramona eventually fake apologizes to Leah after Andy basically makes her. I think Ramona might end up being pushed out just like Dorinda. Maybe not this season but I feel like she is next to go.
It looks like we are going to end this shit show with a montage of Ramona going below the belt with everyone. This does not bode well for her future on the show. Dorinda says that Ramona tries to say that her face creams make her face look like it does when it is really a face lift and tells her to “Just Be Honest!” Ramona scream at Dorinda, “You like to drink a lot, JUST BE HONEST!” Dorinda shots back “You get laid by random men every night of the week! JUST BE HONEST! Sonja says, “That’s true!”
Then Andy finally puts a stop to it and Leah and Ramona how they can possibly move on from this season. Ramona gives some sort of Trumpian rambling statement with very little truth in it. Leah says that Ramona gave her motherly love and then took it away from her and that is a trigger for her. Ramona stands up to give her a hug and the health guys off camera start to lose their minds. Ramona has no idea how to social distance at all.
Next Week: Ramona and Dorinda get nasty with each other again. And Sonja just wants to get laid.