It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since despite Denise claiming she quit, Denise wasn’t going to be asked back and the network and Evolution made it abundantly clear to Denise. As it turns out,Tamara Tattles exclusive sources report production doesn’t tolerate her Bravo, Bravo, Bravo crap, her threats about what they could and could not air, not showing up to flim, and sending a billion cease and desists to both production and talent. Bots will not be permitted in comments this week. Also, comments are closed at the sole discretion of the site owner.
The Lies! The Lies!
If you had told me even as recently as last season that I would choose to believe Brandi Glanville over Denise Richards I would have laughed in your face. Yet, here were are. Andy doesn’t believe Denise either. For the love of Gawd can we talk about anything else. Rinna whips out copies of the texts between Denise and Brandi. Denise starts threatening Rinna about what she can say. Denise is guilty as sin. And she is threatening to release Rinna’s private information. Literally everyone knows Denise is lying. I’m bored and glad she is gone.
Finally, we are going to move on to sex work, because why not? We get a clip at the strip club that Erika worked at in NYC. Somehow this moves on to Andy asking Rinna a “viewer question” about why she could not picture Amelia being a go go dancer in a club when she “posts half nude on IG for money.” Rinna says there really isn’t a difference. Erika says they make a lot more money, that’s the difference.
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Then Andy talks about how packed the house was to see Erika on Broadway and all the celebrities that came just to see her. Tom didn’t get to see her perform. He was planning to come during her last week and then Covid shut Broadway down. Erika and Rinna seem to be in a really good place. Garcelle tried and failed to come for Rinna about trying to steal Erika’s thunder. Rinna pointed out that the people that truly supported Rinna and Garcelle and Denise were the two that didn’t show up. Denise says she didn’t know about it until the night before. Andy says, “I was told that at the time you were suing us.” He’s REALLY not down with Denise. None of the other cast members seem to care for Garcelle or Denise. Garcelle got a gig hosting on The Real so I doubt she’ll be back either.
Really? Now we have to talk about Aaron? Apparently, no husbands are coming this season. Can we talk about his batshit crazy business? Or the fact that both Denise and Aaron think the CIA? The FBI? Or The FDC? Or SOMEONE is following them everywhere? Because that is way more interesting than his dick size and his mansplaining and condescension. But no, it’s about Aaron and Erika. So stupid. Andy is going KENYA MOORE hard on Denise. Denise tries to explain the “I’m going to crush your fucking hand.” Except she has no explanation. The other ladies are concerned about Aaron’s temper. Denise can’t handle Andrew like Kenya does.
We get a look back at all the fashions, mainly Dorit and Erika and Sutton. And then Andy has Dorit model her Star Wars meets Medusa hair do. I mean, I like Erika’s simple sleek long page boy better. Andy calls out Kyle for spending over $10K in Rome.
And then, we talk about Denise some more. And her relationship with Lisa Rinna. Oh Denise, final nail in the coffin. Ask Nene Leakes what happens when you walk off a reunion. Denise comes back and argues with Rinna. Rinna tells her if she doesn’t like being on RHOBH then she should just stick to Bold and Beautiful. Denise says she is an open book. Really? She dips out of scenes and sends cease and desists all the time! Now she is saying she was never friends with Heather Locklear? Come on Denise! Dorit is fence straddling on the Rinna/Denise conflict. Andy brings up that Rinna has pushed for Bravo to hire Denise for several seasons. Denise cries.
Why is Andy dismissing Sutton. I realize she is a friend but there are just a few more minutes of the show and if I have my way, she will be full time next season. Garcelle said the most surprising thing to her about doing the show was that it wasn’t scripted. And it is not scripted but it is very heavily produced and production seems to just harp on the same insignificant thing over and over. Now grown as women are going to do nothing but talk about the same gossip for six months! They are going to gossip about ten other people in six months, or not gossip at all.
Kyle and Garcelle seem like there is hope for a friendship. Dorit seemed SUPER NORMAL this season and got along with everyone. Is that because she was dislodged from LVP’s ass? Because PK wasn’t around much at all? Because she needs a paycheck? Is she actually a decent (but insanely vain) person after all? Probably all of the about. I’ll be team Kyle and team Rinna forever though.
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