I feel like I may have watched the last episode of this show without recapping or I labeled it wrong. I’m going to try to squeeze this 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap in before the dreaded RHOBH reunion finale. But at the slow rate I am typing at the moment, It will probably not get posted until later.
Libby & Andrei
It’s time for the Moldova wedding to finally take place so that we can finally get rid of Libby’s awful family. I’m tired of everyone sticking their nose in Andre’s business from years ago. Why can’t these shows ever let things drop? The church is really beautiful. Before going in Andrei gives the ugly Americans the behavior expectations for inside the church. Women must cover their hair. Men sit on one side and women on the other. And basically, don’t be a dick. That last part is going to be a problem for Chuck and Charlie. Charlie doesn’t get why he can’t act like a twat. Andrei says, “because it is a church.” I don’t think Charlie has ever been to church.
Charlie Is Green With Envy
The ceremony was really beautiful. So it’s off to be big reception. It was really, really fancy. And still the bitch daughter trash talks Andrei. Then pretty much everyone except for Libby gets drunk. Charlie isn’t eating anything and is drinking a lot. So he starts shouting that Andrei may look like a king in Moldova, but he’s not shit in America. What the fuck does this moron do in America? Didn’t someone say he has a criminal record and so does the snotty sister?
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Charlie is super jealous that this wedding was better than all of his siblings. I’m pretty sure production paid for most of this and a lot was comped. Drunk dad gets up to do a toast, and manages to get through it fine. Then here comes Charlie. He can barely stand up and starts ranting at Andre to not come to America and ask his dad for shit. Then it’s time for dancing. Andre goes to look for Charlie to beat his ass. And rightly so.
Kalani & Asuelu
Speaking of rude and obnoxious family members, Asuelu invited his family to Utah. WHY? really hope Kalani’s dad is at the detente with the two families. Asuelu actually stands up to his mother and tells her she needs to apologize to Kalani. She still wants him just to get a divorce. Tammy is coming in later. But the normal sister is there.
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It’s time for lunch with the lunatics. Asuelu tries to calm down Tammy and his mama in the car ride over. Tammy is still being a bitch. After Kalani’s mom tries to reason with Asuelu’s mom and Tammy jumps in all heated, Asuelu flat out tells his mom if she doesn’t lay off and respect his family, he will, “cross Samoa off his bank account. ” Finally, the kid is growing a backbone. Suddenly, Asuelu’s mother apologizes to Kalani and Kalani apologizes to the mother. That came out of nowhere. Tammy is still pissy and says she is not going to apologize to Kalani. She still thinks everything she said to Kalani was totally fine.
Larissa & Eric
No one cares about Larisssa’s boob job, but I supposed I will recap it anyway because it seems she has a near death experience. Why does she need a suitcase? This should be an outpatient procedure, right? Yep, it’s a three hour operation. And unfortunately we had to see part of it. Who does this kind of thing to their bodies if they don’t have to? Eric is super nervous. Eventually, she comes out of anesthesia and she is in a lot of pain. Eric is hovering over her and worrying.
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Meanwhile, Colt talks to his friend who tells him that his relationship, with his mother is screwing up his relationships with women. He also teaches him a calming meditation practice.
Angela & Michael
Michael looks great in his purple suit. It’s interesting that almost everyone at the wedding is in white. The officiant first points out that neither of them can have another marriage and bigamy is punishable by five years in prison with no option to pay a fine. Michael looks super happy and Angela cries when Michael says his vows. Angela clowns around when she get to the whole “love and obey” part of her vows. But they get through it. Then it is time for a wardrobe change for the reception. She has a red dress and he wears a white suit with a red hat and red cumber-band. Michael makes it rain while they dance. These two really seem very happy with each other. Take a picture, it won’t last long.
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The next day it is time for Angela’s friend to go back to the USA. But first the newlyweds take her out to a nice lunch. The friend asks Michel if he only married for the green card. The gall of some people. Then for dinner the newlyweds wear their crowns and celebrate in private. Everything is great and they head home for some sexy time. But a few short hours later, Angela’s daughter calls and let’s her know her mother is not responsive and has been taken in an Ambulance. She is in the ICU. 🙁
Karine & Paul
Paul is kind of a hot mess trying to get Karine and the baby to the airport to fly to Brazil. Eventually Paul’s mother makes it to the airport. Both Paul and his mama are worried that Pierre won’t come back to the US. And that is all we see of them this episode.
Thanks for the recap TT! You’d never know Larissa has children, all she talks about is her happiness…. her her her! What’s she gonna do now after all the plastic surgery?! Lol
Paul is such a wimp! It’s hard to believe he couldn’t find something for work even though he’s a felon! I wouldn’t blame Karine for leaving him.
Why is Larissa on the show, I can’t figure it out. She has no job. She does nothing to contribute to society. But yet she wants Ericee to pay for her useless surgery. I fast forward her scenes. Something is not right about Ericee
Larissa allegedly said she wants to be like Kylie Kardashian. Hmmm, Kylie takes care of her kid. Or is that the other K. sister?
I’m so tired of Libby’s jerky family I could scream. I swear, Michael and Angela could be REALLY happy if Angela would just let it happen and stop being so angry and abusive. The whole time things were going well at the wedding and reception, I kept expecting her to lose it. I’m glad she didn’t.
Yes, Charlie and Jen both have records. Not surprisingly, Charlie has DUI and drug charges. Chuck at least was trying to be polite. Charlie was a world class dick. Jen acts like she’s so much better than everyone else which she is most definitely not. I hope the rest of the reception goes well with no stupid drunk shit.
Angela and Michael do seem to truly love each other. I wish them the best but they’ve still got a long row to hoe.
Paul and Karine are totally dysfunctional. I can’t believe Paul couldn’t find ANY job in three months. How do they have money for this trip? Airfare is expensive, especially last minute. Is production paying for this? Paul can’t work in Brazil, can he? Are they just going to sponge off her family?
I feel bad for Larissa..she had a deviated septum fixed during her nose job, which is very painful. I had that done during my first sinus surgery and felt like someone hit me in the middle of the face with a sledgehammer. But she doesn’t belong on the show any more.
Libby and Andrei’s wedding was beautiful. Libby’s makeup was a little harsh but she still looked very pretty and the groom looked handsome. I hope Andrei beats Charlie’s fat ass. I dont inderstand why Chuck gave him the microphone when he was clearly drunk.
The Larissa/Colt storyline is a snoozefest. I don’t give a shit what type of cosmetic surgery she gets.
TT, thanks for the great recap ???
Larissa was extremely lucky to have that doctor, Lane Smith, do her surgeries. He’s quite accomplished with board certification in four specialties. Very talented and expensive! I’m envious; 20 years older than her and have never had even botox. How did Eric afford it?
Charlie is an buffoon; thinks he’s superior because his father is successful. He is an embarrassment to his family. While Chuck plays Mr tough guy and has flaws, I think he truly loves his family. You can see and feel the love he has for them. Also, he was humble and sincere as he expressed his appreciation for Andrei’s parents warm welcome and hospitality. Charlie is the negative one, egging on his dad and looking for trouble.
Andrei is a good looking guy ( I just realized ) but he is too much. Disrespectful, a hot head, rude. I wonder how long Libby will tolerate him.
I could do a lot more than tolerate Andrei FOREVER. 🙂
As for the surgeries, they were clearly promotions for the doctor. Larissa is not allowed to work in the US last I knew. She was paid for appearances threw Colt. so… um just like production worked a deal (Probably with the board of tourism for Moldova) not the bratty assholes daddy, they need a storyline to pay for it. So ALLGEDLY Larissa bartered her nose and tits as payment, TLC bartered Dr. Smith’s services as publicity and one hand just greased the other.
Andrei really is very handsome and fit. I just wish he’d stop with some of the toxic “he man” outbursts from time to time, I’m not a fan of that. I will say, this trip made me think better of him after seeing Libby’s obnoxious family largely insult, criticize, dump on and malign his home country and his culture and family. At least Libby’s dad seemed to at least try to be a bit courteous to Andrei’s parents (who I love). That whole cringey “ferret out Andrei’s past” was so awful. I still can’t understand what they didn’t get the first or 41st time anyone explained that Andrei tried to join the local police force, found out it had a lot of shady grift going on, he didn’t want to be part of it and left. Doesn’t that actually speak well of his character?
I read that Chuck is actually in trouble because people who have been living in his rental properties when they are foreclosed suddenly get evicted. They didn’t know the properties were in foreclosure. I can’t remember the details but either he’s getting sued or charged with fraud, something like that. So the entire family except for libby is fucked up.
I think the Colt and Larissa storyline’s are completely fake and are just to keep them in the show. This is my favourite show, I don’t see why they need to include them, there’s so many other people.
I can’t see how Angela and Michael will be happy. She said they’d only has sex once since she arrived, he’s too young for that if he’s attracted to her. Michael will get to America and see how much better he can do than her.
Are you sure? I feel like Angela and Michael have been having sex (with and without sex toys) for several seasons…
Oh yeah, they have, I meant this visit. When they went to the strip place and she was mad, she said he had only “f…ed me once since I got here”
I do long distance, and if I had sex once in that time, I would think something is seriously wrong.
Ah that makes sense. And something was seriously wrong, Angela lost her shit on Michael for every little thing ON THE DAILY. Half the time she was telling him to go sleep at his mothers!
Happy people don’t do that. “We are done” should be her drinking game.
I understand why Paul’s mom didn’t want him to live with her, but to make Karine feel comfortable, since this was her first time being in the US, I wish they had made an exception and gave Paul a time limit. Maybe she wouldn’t have been so homesick. Elizabeth’s family need to look in a mirror, everything they feel Andrei is, is a reflection of themselves. I agree that Michael/Angela happiness is not going to last long. He can’t even look in a women direction without Angela getting upset. So I don’t see them making it for that reason. I feel bad for Michael.