I feel like I may have watched the last episode of this show without recapping or I labeled it wrong. I’m going to try to squeeze this 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap in before the dreaded RHOBH reunion finale. But at the slow rate I am typing at the moment, It will probably not get posted until later.
Libby & Andrei
It’s time for the Moldova wedding to finally take place so that we can finally get rid of Libby’s awful family. I’m tired of everyone sticking their nose in Andre’s business from years ago. Why can’t these shows ever let things drop? The church is really beautiful. Before going in Andrei gives the ugly Americans the behavior expectations for inside the church. Women must cover their hair. Men sit on one side and women on the other. And basically, don’t be a dick. That last part is going to be a problem for Chuck and Charlie. Charlie doesn’t get why he can’t act like a twat. Andrei says, “because it is a church.” I don’t think Charlie has ever been to church.
Charlie Is Green With Envy
The ceremony was really beautiful. So it’s off to be big reception. It was really, really fancy. And still the bitch daughter trash talks Andrei. Then pretty much everyone except for Libby gets drunk. Charlie isn’t eating anything and is drinking a lot. So he starts shouting that Andrei may look like a king in Moldova, but he’s not shit in America. What the fuck does this moron do in America? Didn’t someone say he has a criminal record and so does the snotty sister?
Charlie is super jealous that this wedding was better than all of his siblings. I’m pretty sure production paid for most of this and a lot was comped. Drunk dad gets up to do a toast, and manages to get through it fine. Then here comes Charlie. He can barely stand up and starts ranting at Andre to not come to America and ask his dad for shit. Then it’s time for dancing. Andre goes to look for Charlie to beat his ass. And rightly so.
Kalani & Asuelu
Speaking of rude and obnoxious family members, Asuelu invited his family to Utah. WHY? really hope Kalani’s dad is at the detente with the two families. Asuelu actually stands up to his mother and tells her she needs to apologize to Kalani. She still wants him just to get a divorce. Tammy is coming in later. But the normal sister is there.
It’s time for lunch with the lunatics. Asuelu tries to calm down Tammy and his mama in the car ride over. Tammy is still being a bitch. After Kalani’s mom tries to reason with Asuelu’s mom and Tammy jumps in all heated, Asuelu flat out tells his mom if she doesn’t lay off and respect his family, he will, “cross Samoa off his bank account. ” Finally, the kid is growing a backbone. Suddenly, Asuelu’s mother apologizes to Kalani and Kalani apologizes to the mother. That came out of nowhere. Tammy is still pissy and says she is not going to apologize to Kalani. She still thinks everything she said to Kalani was totally fine.
Larissa & Eric
No one cares about Larisssa’s boob job, but I supposed I will recap it anyway because it seems she has a near death experience. Why does she need a suitcase? This should be an outpatient procedure, right? Yep, it’s a three hour operation. And unfortunately we had to see part of it. Who does this kind of thing to their bodies if they don’t have to? Eric is super nervous. Eventually, she comes out of anesthesia and she is in a lot of pain. Eric is hovering over her and worrying.
Meanwhile, Colt talks to his friend who tells him that his relationship, with his mother is screwing up his relationships with women. He also teaches him a calming meditation practice.
Angela & Michael
Michael looks great in his purple suit. It’s interesting that almost everyone at the wedding is in white. The officiant first points out that neither of them can have another marriage and bigamy is punishable by five years in prison with no option to pay a fine. Michael looks super happy and Angela cries when Michael says his vows. Angela clowns around when she get to the whole “love and obey” part of her vows. But they get through it. Then it is time for a wardrobe change for the reception. She has a red dress and he wears a white suit with a red hat and red cumber-band. Michael makes it rain while they dance. These two really seem very happy with each other. Take a picture, it won’t last long.
The next day it is time for Angela’s friend to go back to the USA. But first the newlyweds take her out to a nice lunch. The friend asks Michel if he only married for the green card. The gall of some people. Then for dinner the newlyweds wear their crowns and celebrate in private. Everything is great and they head home for some sexy time. But a few short hours later, Angela’s daughter calls and let’s her know her mother is not responsive and has been taken in an Ambulance. She is in the ICU. 🙁
Karine & Paul
Paul is kind of a hot mess trying to get Karine and the baby to the airport to fly to Brazil. Eventually Paul’s mother makes it to the airport. Both Paul and his mama are worried that Pierre won’t come back to the US. And that is all we see of them this episode.