I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? I thought football was on NBC this year? I have no room in the 9pm slot. I already pushed RHOP back to the second airing. And I don’t think I even watched or recapped the last season. I should probably put up a RHOP discussion post. Jesus! This is going to fuck up Love Island too! We are 40 minutes behind. Okay I put up the discussion post. I am sure people are pissed but THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT LOVE ISLAND EPISODE DAMN IT!
FINALLY we are getting started. Finally we get to see how our girl, Day managed to fall off the wall so quickly! But first, either some folks are getting shot outside my house or there are fireworks? Sounded more like gunshots. Typically the gun fights only happen on Friday and Saturday? I really don’t have the energy to care anymore. But Banjo is barking his fool head off. Speaking of Banjo’s head, he had managed to scratch his head into a bloody mess and I can’t find any antibiotic cream. Am I the only one having problem after motherfucking problems all while stuck in a house all alone?
Sorry, let’s get back to the wall. Or not. Day being all nicey nice with Christmas is just what she has to do. She is coming for her though. Yas girl! Get your revenge for Bay! I’m sorry but I love Kevin. He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I am always pulling for the token gay. Being black AND gay on Big Brother makes you a double target. All the pretty white people are going to come for you. Holy Shit! Day jumped on purpose after twelve minutes. He strategy is that she wants to be a person they think they can beat. Or maybe she just didn’t want to hang on to a billboard for hours on end. Did I mention I love Day.
The HOH COMP No One Wants To Win
Enzo is being crazy and I love it. David was second off. Then Ian drops. As soon as he goes the three have nots are done and Memphis drops. Then Enzo. I am so proud of Kevin for lasting an hour and seven minutes. Do not underestimate my boo! Kevin has literally nobody in this house so he is totally going up. It’s interesting that there are four members of The Committee left of the wall and they are all fighting for it. I love that Dani now hates Tyler. I hope to hell she backdoors him. And I don’t even like Dani. I just want the committee to start cannibalizing each other as soon as possible. Tyler falls. I cannot believe that Cody lasted this long. Wow he could have stayed. These sorts of comps are generally bad for muscular guys. Tyler threw it and Cody threw it. They want the girls to get blood on their hands? Hello? Christmas was just HOH! Nicole says she threw it too.
I stayed up until practically sun up to watch Dani get her letter. And they blocked feeds and barely showed us what she got! I REALLY hope they let us see the letter. We used to get that for every HOH but for some reason they are not showing HOH reveals so far this season. Also, why is Memphis still there? Dani meant to throw it? It sure didn’t seem that way to me. Pause to love on my dog. He has an open wound on the top of his head. I just washed it with a hot towel. I come back to Cody suggesting that after last weeks noms of the two black females, they should put up the two back men in the house. REALLY? Why am I not surprised? He tries to talk Dani out of backdooring Tyler. I would love it if that happened.
Let’s Put Up All The Black People
OMG. Kevin opens up about representing the LGBTQ+ community to Dani, Enzo and David. And wham she is going to put him on the block. I hate her. But I do feel like Kevin knows he is going up and is playing his last card. I LOVE KEVIN SO MUCH! And his black gay ass is out the door. I don’t believe for a moment that she is going to backdoor Tyler. I HOPE she does.. but she won’t. And I haven’t been online as much as possible so I don’t know what is going on. Fill me in in comments.
Dani bitches out and puts up David and Kevin. Because first we must put up all the black people. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Day was the replacement nom. Because we don’t talk to the black people. Someone there surely knows how bad this looks especially during these times. Okay please catch me up in comments or I will catch you guys up. I’m sorry I have been trying to stay offline as much as possible lately. I need to spend some quality time with Banjo.