It’s the season finale so I will probably have a whole lot to report in this RHONY recap. I’m looking forward to getting back the Orange County. Also, I am super excited for the premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And apparently so are a lot of people because that link is getting a lot of hits lately. But in order to get there we have to survive a another cabaret show with Luann. And brawling during some Drag Queen Bingo games. So buckle up. I’m going in.
Dorinda is getting the bad edit even on the season in review. She sure pissed someone off in production. I love Christmas in NYC! Dorinda had surgery on her hand. Not sure exactly what was wrong with it but she’s on Vicodin so that should make for an interesting appearance at Drag Queen Bingo. Luann is recording Viva La Diva with Desmond Child.
Gingerbread Houses And Wicked Witches
Lean and her daughter and her mom go to a gingerbread house making class. Leah’s mom talks about Leah and her daughter needing a social media break. Leah’s daughter is going to Jamaica. Leah and her mom talk about her being supportive. Leah says her mother told her to go to hell the other day. Mom points out that Leah started it by telling her to F off. Who talks to their mother that way? This isn’t really a mother/daughter communication vibe. Leah’s gingerbread house looks like a five year old made it.
All the ladies except for Dorinda, who is high on Vicodin, and Ramona, who cancelled at the last minute. She probably had a “date” with her ex-husband. Leah is the only one who hasn’t had to suffer through numerous cabaret acts. It’s her first time. This is sort of just a trial run.
Marry F Kill
Luann’s jokes are a little bit better at least. Click that link for a review of her previous shows. She says that she is really trying in the new year not to get married, divorced or arrested. She says she just got back from a trip to Mexico and didn’t fall into any bushes. Then Sonja joins in as the conversation turns to Harry Dubin. They sure do give that guy a lot of exposure. Sonja plays Marry F Kill with Dorina, Ramona and Tinsley. She kills Ramona right away! She says Tinsley is unfuckable so maybe she will marry her after her first divorce. WOW. Even when she leaves they can’t stop trashing Tins. So I guess that leaves sex with Dorinda which does not sound appealing.
Leah loved the show. Luann is pissed that Ramona is not there supporting women. Leah and Sonja plan to go to some sort of “mind body soul” class the day after Drag Queen Bingo. I don’t see that happening. They will both be hungover as hell.
Drag Queen Bingo
I’ve kind of always wanted to go to Drag Queen Bingo. It’s a bit farther down the list than going out for Dim Sum, but it is on the list! What’s on your list of things you want to do that are small things that somehow you never manage to do. That SPAM commercial makes me wish I had bought some at the Publix today. Sonja Drag Queen Bingo setup is really … sparkly. I do love that Sonja fundraises for LGBT though. Desmond Child shows up for the party. Sonja’s dress is not flattering from the side.
Ramona shows up with a date named Ron. I mean at least she showed up. It is a mandatory all cast scene. Ramona says Ron is just a friend. Christian Siriano is in and add with one of my favorite Project Runway designers. I can’t remember his name. Because, Covid Brain. Anyway, back to Ron. Apparently Sonja and Ron have hooked up before. They made out six years ago at Beautique. Sonja accuses Luann of stealing her Harry Dubin joke for her cabaret. Luann and Ramona argue about Ramona not supporting her cabaret. Leah seems to know Ron too. Are there only 12 single men in NYC they all just pass around? Ron hits on Leah hard.
Blue Bingo Balls
Sonja is furious with Ramona for bringing a straight guy to the event. What kind of non-inclusive shit is that? All the housewives are straight. It’s a benefit for LGBTQ+ I’d think the more wallets in the room the merrier. But no, Sonja insults Ramona from the stage and they have a big blowup. How embarrassing! Why are they all dressed like hookers? Dorinda is way into Bingo and the Vicodin it seems She’s getting lots of the numbers called. Then Ramona comes over and pushes her Bingo card and everything is moved around. Can’t these women just have fun? Dorinda gives up on Bingo and starts drinking.
Sonja introduces Luann to sing Viva la Diva. If you missed that, click here. Her mouth is not matching up to the song. As Dorinda says, “At least its not happy birthday.” Luann’s talking head look seems fine on my TV, but on the Bravo site she has had too much sun and has freckles or age spots or something all over her. Luann is very pleased with herself.
Luann has sold her round house and is spending quarantine working on her memoir. Dorinda is also writing a memoir entitled Making It Nice, Making It Through. She’s also off the show if you missed that. Leah quit drinking again and is working on her relations with her mother. Sonja hasn’t had any offers on her townhouse so she took it off the market. The facelift on the townhouse may have been unsuccessful, but her actual facelift is fantastic. Ramona continues to maintain her fifty friends. The endnote mentions social distancing but she is totally NOT doing that. She recently left her apartment for one on a high floor with more Instagramable views.
Dorinda Loses Her Mind
Dorinda’s Vicodin and Vodka cocktails the girls were all being kind to each other and grateful for another season. When Leah mentioned she was grateful that Tinsley introduced her to everyone, Dorinda lost her damn mind. Yelled at Leah for no fucking reason stormed off and started ranting that “Tinsley almost ruined our show.” Fuck you, bitch. I’m glad you are gone. Then Dorinda comes back and says to Leah, “You’re going to give a toast to Tinsley Mortimer who left the show and breached her contract? ” Then she gets aggressive with Luann for mention that her hand is suddenly working. Dorinda is spraying spit all over everyone on this tirade. Dorinda goes to scream at Sonja and calls Tinsley a bitch. Then she storms out.
This should be a very interesting reunion where Dorinda puts the final nails in her RHONY coffin. Tinsley shows up to defend herself. Everyone is over Dorinda.