Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe even Christmas. Blech. I’m going to try to rush through this Big Brother All Stars Recap because I have the RHONY finale to recap right afterward.
I think this is the first year ever that the TV show is better than the feeds. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been watching the feeds much this season. Skippy if very quick to cut the feeds this season. Like literally every ten minutes or so.
Dani’s Nasty Game Play Has Made Her A Target
I love how Enzo is on to Dani. I’m not sure if Cody is still down with Dani. Oh Cody is telling Enzo about The Committee! That is the main alliance and Enzo is not in it. Enzo takes it well, which surprised me. Enzo blows it off because EVERYONE is in multiple alliances. But, what he doesn’t realize is The Committee is the only one that everyone in it is faithful too. Cody tries to basically start yet another alliance with a final three with Enzo and Tyler. The people suck so bad at this game. How the hell are the “all stars”?
Tyler really can’t stand Dani. Oh I hope Tyler gets HOH and sends Dani packing. Bay is also fed up with Dani. I won’t cry if she goes home. Tyler poisons the well against Dani with Day. Everyone hates Dani. Enzo, Cody and Tyler want to put up Dani and Day. They want them both out of the house. Ian and Kevin talk. Ian had his suspicions confirmed by the wall yeller. Kevin and Ian realize that Cody and Nicole are the core two. Ian has finally learned to keep his mouth shut around Nicole. But he is also talking to much to Bayleigh. Ian wants Kaysar to bring everything out into the open on his way out the door. But will he? Kaysar and Ian both have this sort of “on the spectrum” alliance.
I’m On Fire! And So Is The House!
So I am sitting her in a teeshirt and shorts and something is stinging me. As it turns out MY T-SHIRT WAS ON FIRE! I guess a long ash from my cigarette landed on it. DAMN! In other fire news, Kaysar is setting the house on fire on his way out! He says that Cody and Nicole are running the house and plan to take each other to the end. THIS IS WHAT THE WALL YELLER YELL! This is fabulous news. He told the group that if they want to change things up, they need to keep him. He should have thrown Christmas’s name out there. Dani called Kaysar disrespectful and tasteless. Ha! That’s rich coming from her. Damn. Even Ian voted out Kaysar. It’s unanimous. Dani and Nicole barely let Kaysar hug them on the way out. Because, cunts.
I just noticed that the girls are dressed up. That means it is probably questions or another mental challenge. This is good news for Ian. Kaysar gets emotional talking about coming on Big Brother to use it as a platform for promoting social justice. Kaysar is too good for this show. I just want to give him a hug.
The HOH Comp
The HOH is one of those face-off elimination comps. Julie has announced there will be no have nots this week. Sadly, Ian has to go first. FUCK! Ian is out in his round. Cody eliminates Nicole and chooses Kevin and Day to face off. The thing about this game is it really outs the alliances. Kevin is out. Day picked Cody and Memphis. Good girl! Cody is out. Memphis picked Dani and David. I need David to win this one! But he doesn’t. Dani picks Bay and Day. No one has picked Tyler or Christmas. WHY? Bay is out. Day chooses Dani and Memphis. Dani is out. Memphis picks Tyler and Day. Get it Day! You are our last hope! SHE GOT IT! Tyler is out! This is very dramatic! Memphis is out. It’s down to Day or Christmas. PLEASE GOD LET DAY WIN! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. Christmas is HOH. ARRRRGH.
There is a new room in the BB house, “The Basement.” There will be a comp there on Sunday with “three new game changing powers. Probably for Cody, Tyler and Memphis. Le sigh.