There are a few minor stories coming out today that are Bravo related. I’m up to my ass with technical issues on the site today (and all day yesterday). So I’m not really excited to report Bravo minutiae. I suppose the big news is that Lala has managed to get herself knocked up to insure the bag. So um YAY?
While we are talking about pregnant people, one of my favorite readers is a big Vanderpump Rules fan and follows everyone and keeps me informed. It seems that the cast members who have not been fired (yet) are doing a whole lot of traveling and not wearing masks or social distancing. Do we think that will change now that Lala is preggers? She also announced that the she just turned 30. I was kind of surprised by that considering how immature she is.
What We Really Need To Do Is Bring More Babies Into This Apocalypse
Didn’t Lala just have a major meltdown with Randall and remove him from her social media (for the millionth time)? Anyway, Mazel Tov I guess. At least she has a storyline for next season other than thinking she is Tupac reincarnated.
Oh and my VPR fan friend has been trying to tell me Brittany is pregnant for weeks. This is just her opinion based on photos. I think she just has a tequila belly. But we shall see.
Teresa Sells Her House. Is That Where The Bodies Are Buried?
UPDATE! The latest news is that Teresa and Joe’s divorce is now final.
In other news, Page Six reports that Teresa Giudice is putting her NJ monstrosity of a house on the market for $2.5 million. The also seem to think her realtor has a shot at being a housewife next season, “We’re told the sale is being handled by one of New Jersey’s top real estate agents, Michelle Pais — and that Pais is set to play a large role on the next season of the Bravo show. There’s even talk that she could become a new “Housewife.”
The house literally backs up to a very busy interstate if I recall correctly. And is there an actual dead body in the back yard, or is that just a memorial? I can’t imagine a buyer for this house. But anything is possible I guess.
Insane Rumors About Dorinda…
Also, Page Six is reporting an asinine story about the reason for Dorinda’s firing. Actually two stories. The first was she was fired for her drinking. Bullshit. Everyone on that show needs rehab. Every last one of them. The latest reason is that Andy Cohen fired her for her turkey baster comment to Tinsley. Again, bullshit. How can you report on the real housewives and not understand that Andy Cohen has nothing to do with hiring and firing. That is basically the production companies job and they run it by Bravo. The Bravo suits approve it or not. Andy is no longer a Bravo suit. He has a producer title because he was a suit when the shows were first started. He had a big role in that. So he gets to listen in on the discussions and give input if he wants to, but he has no control over who is hired or fired.
This is the truth about what happened to Dorinda. I’m actually surprised Bravo let her go. She had a big fan base.
Now I will return to being the mediator between the hosting site tech help and the security for the site tech help even though I have no idea what the fuck they are saying. It’s exhausting.