It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have been the go between between the two groups. One will say things like ask the other guys for the dkjso wjwiirshire reports and the unladen swallow speed from last Tuesday. Then the other says to ask the other group for the hokey pokie reports for the event log from gerkenstein. I have no idea what I am asking for or even how to transfer the reports to the other team. My brain hurts. But I promise to try to get through this recap as best as I can.
If You Are In All The Alliances, You Are Not In An Alliance
By the way, feeds have been crap the past few days. Another wall yeller tried to get a message to the hamsters yesterday and it seems security was out there. Feeds were down for hours. Plus we have a new Skippy this year who sends us to stars whenever anyone says a name. Or the name of a movie or TV show. It’s insane.
Before the show starts, I thought I would mention how incredibly stupid these players are. The majority alliance “The Committee” is the worst alliance ever. And they all have another sub alliance or three. Here is how that breaks down.
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The Committee: Cody, Dani, Tyler, Nicole, Christmas, and Memphis
Slick Six: Cody, Dani, Tyler, Enzo, Day, and Bay
Four Prime: Cody, Dani, Nicole, and Ian.
The Core Four: Cody, Dani, Nicole, and Enzo
Basically, The Committee majority alliance, however Enzo is also part of that alliance though not officially. So it is those seven against everyone else. As you can see Cody and Dani are in all four alliances. This is not how alliances work. Le sigh. Anyway, on to this episode.
I’m A Queen, Not A Pawn!
Kevin may be a bit clueless about this game (though he has been coming around a bit lately with a bit of help from a wall yeller) but he has some great one liners. Kaysar and Kevin both go to Enzo to plead their cases. Kaysar tries to get Enzo to work with him, but Enzo isn’t really interested. David is worried about his place in the house. And he should be. He’s been an option for every HOH to put up every week. Cody and Enzo are very close. Cody seems to be able to manipulate the HOH no matter who it is.
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I loved Mornings with Memphis. I should try to see if I can catch “future episodes.” Kevin asks David to play veto for him if he gets the chance. I like this pair, but sadly, I doubt it will last. When the time comes to pick players, of course Tyler’s name is drawn first. He’s been in every veto. There are a lot of conspiracy theories about how that keeps happening. Especially since Tyler and Cody are Grodner’s chosen ones. Kaysar draws Bayleigh and Kevin does get houseguest’s choice and picks David.
The Puppet Master
Kaysar tries to explain the situation in the house to Bayleigh. Bayleigh is offended that he is mansplaining to her. He’s not. He is trying to give his take on the house. Bayleigh has been a straight up bitch to Kaysar all week. So have a lot of people. It’s disgusting. But particularly from Bayleigh who is just the worst. Tyler and Enzo are super confident that one of them will win. They don’t give anyone else who is playing any respect. The veto challenge is an endurance challenge where the players have their arms and legs in ropes (to look like puppet strings). Dani says if anyone in the house is the puppet master it’s her. She has a very high opinion of herself.
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The players arms and legs are pulled in different directions until everyone falls off their ropes except for the winner. Suddenly, they shoot green goop at the players really hard. Then the shoot pink goop for good measure. Kaysar loses one of his handles and falls first. Dammit! Enzo goes next. This is not a big man’s comp. Tyler goes down after 27 minutes. David is shaking a lot. Bayleigh loses one of her ropes and falls trying to get it back. At one point Kevin is hanging by one rope and shaking hard. David is not dropping. He wants to prove he deserves to be in the house. This is an epic comp!
Queen Comes Down, Pawn Goes Up
Somehow Kevin gets both of his feet back. For some reason this makes me emotional. David falls and everyone cheers Kevin’s win. I AM NOT CRYING. THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. Kevin has won a very physical comp! Yaaaaas Queen! Kevin sobs in the DR covered in paint. He needed to prove to himself that he could win.
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Dani wants the Slick Six to meet and tells Tyler they need to meet right in front of Nicole who is not in that alliance. Did she do that on purpose? I think so. Dani has been stirring the pot all week long. She’s trying to turn everyone on each other. Tyler suggests to Enzo that he could just backdoor Dani because she is becoming a problem. Enzo considers it. But eventually he takes the easy way out and puts up Christmas who offered herself as a pawn.
I AM SCREAMING FOR KEVIN!!!!!! YOU GO BOY!!!!!!
I hate Dani. She needs to go, Bayleigh needs to go, and Enzo needs to go.
NOT ENZO! I kind of love him, YO! 🙂 I don’t know why. I love to make fun of yankees… but I kind of secretly love them. Sssssh. 🙂 I usually hate the vagicides on these shows, but there really isn’t a likeable female in the bunch except for Day and her association with Bay makes her less appealing.
Enzo is a high placed floater! UGH!! And he is NOT sexci!!!! I am pulling for for Kaysar sooo bad….I was sending him my strength supernaturally to hold those ropes! But, I also can’t open a jar of pickles, so that wasn’t well thought out on my end. Day needs to begin to distance herself from Bay & Kevin, and I KNOW why she isn’t, but if I could be her ebony angel, that’s sure as hell what I would tell her. OK, I’m more ecru than ebony, but you get my point.
P.S. I’m a Yankee *smooches*
I certainly can’t cyber kiss a yankee in public! 🙂 Are you trying to ruin my rep?
Reputations are overrated. 😉
I have no idea what you are talking about you damn yankee.. lol. I also like to make fun of the Canookians here. I mean everyone can’t be southern. It’s just not a good time to be southern because apparently we are all as stupid as people suggest. This election is going to be so fucked up. The man (not the kid) who cuts my lawn will pick stuff up for me at the grocery store… But he doesn’t wear a mask. He lives with his …. mother in law sort of? I dunno and she is old. They all smoke like freight trains (as do i) and there is a menagerie of adorable kids there. I’m at a loss for what to do. He helps me a lot and doesn’t mock my quarantine ( I generally only talk to him from inside my house. But I don’t think things will end well for that household…He helps me a lot and is really into his church. But is AVID about not wearing a mask even though I have given him enough for his whole household. 🙁
My whole family is from AL, but my mom moved up North & dropped me here….LOL I did at least get to spend summers in Tuscaloosa & Birmingham.
And I HATE THIS ELECTION CYCLE. With every fiber of my being. I seriously will slip further into depression if that thin-skinned racists wins.
I picked up smoking again after COVID, there are somethings xanax just can’t fix. And I can’t remember the last time I was inside a grocery store, I’ve been ordering delivery from Aldi & Kroger. And my garage looks like an Amazon fulfillment center. On the rare occasion I leave the house for a doctor appointment, my husband has me wear latex gloves, a mask and a face shield. I look like a storm trooper.
I just spent an hour and over $400 at the Publix. Took two carts to get everything out. But I should be good on food for the next two or three months. And good on alcohol for two or three weeks. lol. I almost passed out trying to get everything in the house and still haven’t put everything away.
Ben & Jerry’s ice cream was buy one get one, BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE PISTACHIO PISTACHIO which is the only flavor I like! So I had to pay full price for Haagan Das Dulce Leche. Bad Tamara was shopping. I usually don’t buy processed frozen food but I bought a ton of it. Like there is no room in my shitty freezer a lot. They did have a couple boxes of Black Box Merlot which I haven’t had in weeks because they can’t seem to keep Black Box in stock. I also got Pinot Grigio. I spent $30 on Kombucha and if it weren’t so expensive I would have bought twice as much.
For some reason I bought ground beef. Not sure what I am going to do with that tomorrow… I think I used up all my green peppers from the garden this week or I could have made stuffed bell peppers.
I’m exhausted and need to feed the dog (he got eggs) and get ready for a longish night of recapping.
African or European?
Well, I was pretty happy Kevin won the VETO.
At least it wasn’t predictable!
Pretty LAME of Enzo putting Christmas up. Yeah, real big move dude!
Christmas volunteered. She is such a guys girl.
She may just stomp on these guys when she either warms up, or decides she needs to.
She got brownie points and Tyler, Cody and Enzo are so positive they have this in the bag, I think there are things that they are not seeing around them. I.e. how Christmas looks like she is preparing to win a lot.
Oh I know she volunteered….that’s partly why it’s so lame! Hee!
He could have put up someone that actually has a chance to win….Getting Kaysar out really isn’t any kind of a resume builder….He is on his own….Might as well keep him and get rid of someone else with allies!
I can not figure the Kaysar must go.
I agree, and I think in Enzo’s ranting of who needs to go, it is all just talk. He had maybe his only chance to get Tyler? perhaps, or Ian? Or a backdoor!. Lol
S/b I AGREE, I CAN NOT FIGURE the Kaysar must go.
And think …
Tyler and Ian just confirmed them being called “The Insurance Policy”
Made when I guess that the girls are going to be coming after each other.
Isn’t this exactly what Tyler did his season? Have the side agreements with everyone? (And he lost the game)
Also, the fact Dani can not choose Memphis for a have not leaves David next in line. David asked Dani not to choose him, begged from what she said. Tyler said he wouldn’t pick David. Dani pulled Enzo aside to tell him Tyler is the easy way to get anywhere, and Enzo said how ridiculous all this is over have not. But tonight should be quick and start things happening.
(Um, we can only hope, lol)
Dani just told Cody that dayvonne and Bayleigh and David and Kevin are saying Dani and Cody are running things. Dayvonne and Bayleigh are going to put up Cody, Dani. Then she said “you need to tell Ian”
2:18 animals.
Weirdness with Dani asking Kevin if kaysar mentioned her name? He said that would make no sense.
Kaysar did just go to Nicole to tell her Ian has betrayed her. She is upset and said Ian begged her to throw the hoh. Now Nicole has no idea why when she has been telling him about a final 5 and helping him, he would betray her.
Cody told her to ask him after hoh, it is not a pre hoh discussion.
GREAT JOB ON THESE RECAPS, CHERYL! Now you have the hang of it!
Oh my gosh!!!! Thank you ?
Omgosh thank you TT!!!!?