Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that I really don’t like Vietnamese food other than pho. And although it is a pho restaurant, I did not order pho. I ordered egg rolls (that I didn’t care for) and dumplings (that were pretty good, and a salad with beef (the best thing) and chicken satay (interesting) but my favorite thing about this place is that no matter what you order, from an egg roll to pho comes with an insane amount of delicious and sometimes strange, raw veggies.
The Birds! The Birds!
On to the RHOP recap. Sorry. This week we are off to Monique’s lake house. I love Monique’s talking head look. It is taking us forever to get to the lake house. Lot’s of filler scenes ahead of the trip. And packing. Apparently, based on the suitcases, they are going for around six months. I keep zoning out and forgetting I am recapping. I just need these people to a least get in their cars. Monique is taking THE BIRD? Girl, please. The bird is shitting everywhere and Gizelle and Karen don’t even want to ride with Monique anymore. I could not ride with a bird in the car, caged or not. Wendy’s baby is teeny tiny.
Y’all, I am really traumatized by birds to the point I may not be able to recap this show. Right away, Wendy is pissed that Ashley is bringing her baby, but she didn’t bring hers. Whose fault is that? Ashley is bringing a friend/nanny. OMG! The fucking bird just attacked Wendy. If I were Wendy, I’d be halfway home by now. Wendy and Ashley get into it because Ashley has her baby there. Why is that bird not in a cage?
Wendy Is A Lunatic
Candiace goes down to the guest house where Gizelle and Robyn are staying to talk to Gizelle again. Haven’t we already had this conversation at least twice? Then we are off to an outdoor dinner by the pool. Oh Lawd they are going to “play a game.” This is always a cover for shading each other. Topics include Candiace’s nose job, Jamal’s cheating ways and Ashley’s anal fissure. Karen confronts Wendy about saying she and Ray don’t have sex. Karen says she doesn’t know Wendy. Wendy says they are on the same board and the same subcommittee that only has five people on it. Then, Wendy screams at Ashley some more. Wendy doesn’t think that Ashley deserves an apology. Clearly, Wendy has been hired to be Candiace’s attack dog.
This episode was ridiculously boring. I actually had more to say about my food than the episode. Next week, Candiace is back in Michael’s britches again. For the love of God let it go.