Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that I really don’t like Vietnamese food other than pho. And although it is a pho restaurant, I did not order pho. I ordered egg rolls (that I didn’t care for) and dumplings (that were pretty good, and a salad with beef (the best thing) and chicken satay (interesting) but my favorite thing about this place is that no matter what you order, from an egg roll to pho comes with an insane amount of delicious and sometimes strange, raw veggies.
The Birds! The Birds!
On to the RHOP recap. Sorry. This week we are off to Monique’s lake house. I love Monique’s talking head look. It is taking us forever to get to the lake house. Lot’s of filler scenes ahead of the trip. And packing. Apparently, based on the suitcases, they are going for around six months. I keep zoning out and forgetting I am recapping. I just need these people to a least get in their cars. Monique is taking THE BIRD? Girl, please. The bird is shitting everywhere and Gizelle and Karen don’t even want to ride with Monique anymore. I could not ride with a bird in the car, caged or not. Wendy’s baby is teeny tiny.
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Y’all, I am really traumatized by birds to the point I may not be able to recap this show. Right away, Wendy is pissed that Ashley is bringing her baby, but she didn’t bring hers. Whose fault is that? Ashley is bringing a friend/nanny. OMG! The fucking bird just attacked Wendy. If I were Wendy, I’d be halfway home by now. Wendy and Ashley get into it because Ashley has her baby there. Why is that bird not in a cage?
Wendy Is A Lunatic
Candiace goes down to the guest house where Gizelle and Robyn are staying to talk to Gizelle again. Haven’t we already had this conversation at least twice? Then we are off to an outdoor dinner by the pool. Oh Lawd they are going to “play a game.” This is always a cover for shading each other. Topics include Candiace’s nose job, Jamal’s cheating ways and Ashley’s anal fissure. Karen confronts Wendy about saying she and Ray don’t have sex. Karen says she doesn’t know Wendy. Wendy says they are on the same board and the same subcommittee that only has five people on it. Then, Wendy screams at Ashley some more. Wendy doesn’t think that Ashley deserves an apology. Clearly, Wendy has been hired to be Candiace’s attack dog.
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This episode was ridiculously boring. I actually had more to say about my food than the episode. Next week, Candiace is back in Michael’s britches again. For the love of God let it go.
Lol, I just finished the episode and was like omg ish, really? Not sure what the hell nor why. If Wendy is going to be the angry yelling fool, I can skip another franchise of the same thing. I’m getting so over these, ALL these women acting like fools.
P.s. I was thinking about how a lot of people are terrified of birds and I was shocked she was so inconsiderate to not at LEAST ask if anyone was. The bird would have been just fine at home. Especially when she knew the baby was coming.
The bird is not entertaining. It’s like saying I really don’t want you bitches around but if you come say hello to my little friend who shits a lot.
Agreed
I agree but her flying at Wendy and the women crouching together was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Bad hosting, remarkable, iconic scene.
I agree…that was a classic and hilarious moment…
Mmmmmia I am petrified of birds and I was even laughing at the bird coming for Wendy. Team T’Challa.
I’m glad the bird messed with Wendy, he was not feeling her bullshit!!
Your food sounded better than this damn episode! I. Don’t. Like. Wendy. I think your right about her role being Candiace’s attack dog. Why would an educated woman with her resume want to fill that role??? It makes me feel like she must be an attention whore…like her educational accolades didn’t get her the attention she’s thirsty for. She does not seem like a person to be reasoned with. Ashley asked if she could bring her baby, Wendy should have as well if that’s what she wanted, but it really just felt more like something to use as an excuse to be pissed at Ashley over. Her whole vibe just screams BITCH…she doesn’t owe any apologies, and telling Ashley to call her Dr. I wish Monique would call her a ride out of there.
And besides she shouldn’t compare her situation to Ashley’s, because by the third baby you’re more relaxed than a first time mom with all the anxiety and nervousness in this world. So she shouldn’t say if she could do it then Ashley should do the same. Considering Ashley was even scared of coming out of the house.
I don’t know. It seemed like Wendy was hurt that Ashley was allowed to bring her baby. She reacted poorly, but Ashley responses fueled the fire “you didn’t want to bring your baby” “my husband works” “this is why you don’t have female friends.” I’m going to give Wendy a pass, because I think the core issue was just that she preferred to be with her daughter, didn’t feel like she could bring her on a work trip and then felt jealous and hurt when Ashley arrived. I hope they are cool now. I like them both, even though that argy Was messy.
I agree! I’m sorry, I don’t care if I was a mom of three or a mom for the first time. A baby is a baby – if Ashley was allowed to bring her baby then it should have been offered to Wendy as well especially if she’s breastfeeding. I’ve been through it – she probably planned for this trip at least two weeks in advance to ensure she had milf for the baby for 3 days. Just because she had two kids previously doesn’t mean anything.
The whole baby gate issue was a scheme set up by Todd! I mean production!
Wendy is here to back Candiace and have someone else try to get Ashley outside of the calmer demeanour she’s grown into. And this feels like the stage to gave this setup payout. I’m glad Ashley eventually just rolled her eyes at Wendy and let her look the tool she’s being.
Monique is beautiful and seems like a nice woman. I see your point but the bird amuses me.
I was annoyed with Gizelle and Robyn hating on Monique. Rather than be gracious and grateful for being welcomed at the lake house, they had to talk shit about it being in the woods? Duh, that’s the point…. It’s the Samuel’s country retreat. Them batches were so jealous of Monique’s wealth.
Ashley looked radiant and Wendy is batshit. I was laughing at everyone’s facial expressions during her tirades. If she keeps this up, I hope she’s one and done. Her behavior can’t be good for her broadcast or professor career.
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Wendy is definitely not likable, at least not yet. She had a WHOLE lot of nerve lashing out @ Ashley for bringing her baby, and I was glad Monique shut her ass down by telling her that Ashley had, in fact, asked prior to bringing Baby Dean. If Wendy was so pressed, she should had asked Monique about also bringing her new baby. I SO love Monique, and the scenes with the bird have me cracking up! I love all of Karen’s shade this season.
I know it’s moniques house but that damn bird needs a cage. How inconsiderate
Thats the bird house to he has the right to fly around lol
I know it’s the real housewives, but when you’re being hosted, insulting another guest is insane. Especially to insult her parenting. No one in the world would think that’s ok, so it seems like contrived drama. As does bringing an attack bird…though I feel bad for the bird too. They’re so noise sensitive and he’s been exposed to so much screaming and erratic movement.
I would have left the bird at home, too. Already too much squawking going on.
My main concern was the bird being exposed to their loudness! They’re very sensitive to their surroundings. Maybe larger ones aren’t? All I know is I love birds and they’re the greatest pets. I’ve never had anything larger than a cockatiel though.
I didn’t watch, but I’m curious: did they mention where the lake house is located?
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Newburg, MD – it’s on the Potomac River heading into the Chesapeake Bay.
My college roommate and bestie had an African Grey parrot. When we lived together, he would chase my boyfriend around the house and bite his toes. The bird never did it to anyone else…and, guess what? That guy turned out to be a horrible human being. Animals know what’s up!
I also had a dog named Samantha. One of my friends set me up on a first date with some guy. When he came to pick me up, Sam had a fit. She barely even let him in the house. It was so bad that I told him to leave. If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t like you. My friend who set us up was so pissed at me for being mean. 25 years later, he went to jail for smuggling guns to the England. WTF???????? True story.
Smart dog.
I dont get why Monique would bring the bird, I am thinking her husband, or whoever was watching the kids said no to the bird, so he had to come along. I have never had a bird for a pet, just never liked the idea of a flying animal in a cage, but I do think they are fascinating. Monique is lucky no one accidentally hurt the bird by swatting it away.
I cant believe Wendy is such a shrew. Why would she do this, doesnt it ruin her professional reputation?
You should see the aviaries you can get for birds! I felt the same way about caging them until I learned how much space was appropriate and I’d never advocate for clipping their feathers so they can stay in smaller cuter cages. Even a parakeet needs a good deal of room to fly and time to be free in a room that’s safe.
Totally agree! I have this question for anyone in public facing business’. It’s so weird, right? I’m sure she “must” some sort of respectable reputation to uphold…??
My feels are Wendy is a Nee Nee..not impressed.. you could have bring ya baby..that was your choice..be classy don’t bring this show down.. jus my opinion:)
I JUST said ppl that like Wendy at this point are also fans of lennethia.
Yep. Wendy could have bring the baby. She didn’t ask, looked the fool, and stormed around trying to prove she was over Ashley. Ashley is not impressed, nor is Karen. I love Karen’s talking heads.
I love Monique and her bird!! I know we only see edited brief moments out of hours of footage…..but M’s personality is very down to earth and relatable IMHO.
This episode was a little slow but that’s fine with me because I had to check out of both RHONY after Tinsley’s departure and RHOBH because Denise/Brandi nonsense.
I’ve liked Monique since her premiere season when she caught Gizelle’s shade and threw it back at her with the ” I have 4 houses” response.
Monique embodies what the franchise was about a decade ago (actual wealth of actual housewives) and for that reason she’s the perpetual target of the green eyed monsters.
Speaking of Gizelle, she normally hazes the new housewives but after Wendy’s performance, I don’t think Gizelle will be trying her anytime soon or at all.
Hopefully Wendy is 1 and done and she takes Candace with her.
I like Ashley so far this season. I like her and Monique’s friendship and that she is willing to show how she’s handling motherhood.
Karen’s rented house and interview looks provide the comic release these housewife shows need.
Nope. Nope. Nope. to Wendy. Not feeling her at all. Her husband and kids, though. . .
God, and Robyn’s boys are adorable. I loved how Carter sat between the women and is like, “I’m not listening.” LOL. Such a kid thing to say.
Can we please discuss flashback scene where Wendy & Robyn are guzzling straight from airplane liquor bottles in da park w/ their kids!? Forgive me if this has been mentioned in previous recap — but that in & of itself is a “moment” worth revisiting…
Yeah, that was probably worth a mention. But it happens with such regularity on these shows, it just seems normal.
I think the bird is hilarious. But a lot of people are terrified of them. Out of courtesy she should’ve left him in the cage or at home.
Wendy has obviously been watching past seasons and is making her determinations based on that along with Candiance’s opinion. She owed the group an apology and especially Ashley. But like Candiance, she doubled down on her poor behavior. That makes me glad the bird attacked her ass. Lol. Animals know…
I have a feeling that Chris told her that he wasn’t watching her bird, so she had to take him. Like a poster said earlier animals are good judges of people, that’s why he only attacked Wendy. Karen can’t stand T’Challa and yet he’s never attacked her 😂. I knew Gizelle and Robyn would hate on the lake house once we see how beautiful it is, and of course they were totally predictable.
Well I thoroughly enjoyed it…pure jokes and great shade all the way…looking forward to next week’s episode already 😊
Love this franchise!
Tge bird would be a deal breaker for me. Hell to the naw!