There are so many MAFS episodes and 90 Day Fiance episodes airing now, it is increasingly difficult to keep up with these MAFS recaps! It’s time for two more hours with the NOLA couples. I believe this episode we are going to see some “therapy” with the “experts.” At least these experts are better than the Aussie ones. The couples are all moving into their new apartments and they are all staying in the same complex.
Amelia & Bennett
These two love the new apartment. They need to get their stuff to move in so the couples get to see how their other half lives. Amelia lives in a giant mansion with four other roommates. It’s all very bohemian inside and has sort of a commune vibe. Bennett is a bit intimidated but the size of the place. Bennett lives in a tiny house. It’s like a shed in someone’s back yard. There is no bathroom or kitchen. It’s more of a jack shack he built. It’s not a cute tiny house. It’s more of a man cave. Amelia loves it though. Because, perfect couple.
Pastor Cal visits and I think he is going to love this couple as much as I do. The only issue with this couple is where Amelia gets a residency and if Bennett will follow her. Bennett says that is a bridge they will cross when they get there. Didn’t he already say he would follow her to her residency in a previous episode? I feel like this is a made up problem since they don’t really have real problems.
Karen & Miles
I’m back to hating Karen again. These two go to see Miles apartment. It’s really messy. That a thing for people with anxiety and depression. Don’t ask me how I know this. Miles probably has at least fifty pairs of shoes. Karen’s apartment is small and a bit cluttered. She has at least as many shoes as Miles does.
Pastor Cal stops in to check in with this couple and they need all the help they can get. Miles is happy and says that Karen feels like home, and a safe place. Karen says it is awkward when Miles gives her physical affection. Miles is very affectionate and it is weird to her. Karen is afraid to be hurt. She cries. That makes Miles feel some type of way. Karen’s ex of four years cheated on her and had a baby with someone else.
Christina & Henry
Christina and her over active libido annoy me. Also she immediately hates the new apartment and wants to rearrange all the furniture. Henry’s place is your basic bachelor pad. I get the impression that Christina lives in her car. For someone who may or may not live in her car, she sure has high expectations for moving the furniture around. And Henry isn’t doing it fast enough to suit. Oh! She’s a flight attendant. I forgot. That explains living out of her car.
Pastor Cal stops by to check on these two. Henry has a facial tic I have never noticed before. Christina tells Pastor Cal that she is not used to not being pursued. Henry says that Christina can be impatient and high maintenance. They have talked about any serious topics like finances and children. They really haven’t talked much at all.
Olivia & Brett
Olivia really wants Brett to move in to her apartment eventually. But when they go to look at it, he is underwhelmed. Olivia is super neat. Brett owns his house and he is quite proud of it. Brett is very messy. Olivia didn’t care for Brett’s house.
Pastor Cal stops by for a visit. I feel sorry for Olivia being stuck with Brett. He’s feeding Pastor Cal a bunch of crap. Olivia wants to travel the world but she doesn’t want to pay Brett’s way. Brett can’t afford to do that on his own. Brett wants her to budget. She’s also in debt. So she can’t afford the vacations she is taking. Basically, she’s a spender and Brett’s a saver. Olivia’s crying. Olivia is a bit weird.
Amani & Woody
Pastor Cal drops in on these two for a visit. He is pleased that they seem so happy with each other. But he does tell them they need to be using protection during sex. He also wants them to talk about deeper issues. Woody says he doesn’t like surprises. He uses the example of Amani cutting her long hair off. He would want to know that was coming before she did it. That’s fine. But then he said they should make decisions like that before hand. Amani got a bit hot about him saying she needed to clear her haircut with him ahead of time. And just like that there is trouble in paradise. Bu,t they quickly clear things up and get back on track.
Woody lives with his grandmother. This couple also has tons of shoes. Amani’s apartment is sort of clothes centric. She has a sewing machine and likes to sew.
So, to recap the only ones that seem to stand a chance here are Bennett & Amelia and Woody & Amani. The rest of them should just put themselves out of their misery now.