I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three more weeks. So it has got to be some sort of Battle Back type situation. Right? We might get to keep Jani for three more weeks.
I love how Julie pretends like it is a big secret who is going to be voted out when everyone except one person on the block is in athletic gear. So obvious. It seems like Tyler is having regrets about his decision and realizes that either of his noms going home makes him a bigger target. Meanwhile, Kevin has grown a brain. For real! He has a good grasp of the dynamics of the house now that he is not crying about being on the block. Bayleigh is playing a pretty good game. However, she thinks the Slick Six is a real alliance. It isn’t.
Loose Lips Sink Alliances
I knew that Tyler was pissed at David for mentioning his name. From what little I saw on feeds today, Tyler is still pissed at David even though he came clean and apologized. Basically, what happened is that Tyler gave David a heads up that Day was trying to flip the votes to get him voted out last week. He specifically told him not to mention it. But, Dumbass David ran straight to Bay with it. He has to know that BayDay is a tight two person alliance. Even if he doesn’t know that BayDay works with Tyler.
The part I still don’t understand is that Day and David have been in sort of a flirtmance all season. WTF? So now David has pissed of his two biggest allies, Day and Tyler. What an idiot. Tyler tells Cody that David is dead to him. Cody also hates David now.
The Eviction Vote
I still can’t get over how Jani is dressed to the nines and Kaysar is dressed for the HOH comp. Even the normals have to see this right? They are not fooling anyone. And the generic “I love you all and if it benefits your game to keep me, please vote for me to stay” speech is getting really old. But there really is no point in the speeches anymore because everyone on planet earth always know who is going. Let’s speed this up and get Jani out to Julie so we can find out if she is going to tell Jenelle on camera about the twist or if we have to wait three more weeks to find out she is back.
WAIT WHAT? Dani voted to evict Kaysar! Why? Is she trying to frame an alliance member with a hinky vote? Julie is shocked too, allegedly. Holy crap Enzo votes to evict Kaysar too. But he loves to throw a hinky vote. Dani’s vote is very sneaky. This will cause chaos. The vote was 9 to 2. Janelle hugs everyone except Nicole and goes out to interview with Julie. Oh shit! Julie is telling Jani who voted to evict her. If she is coming back, she wouldn’t do that. DAMN IT! Fuck. Julie is telling Jani EVERYTHING. That means she can’t come back into the house! So why the fuck are they holding her in LA for three more weeks??? This sucks donkey balls.
The HOH comp is NOT endurance. Or balance. Or anything we thought it would be either. So why did this setup take days and days of the backyard being closed? It’s a ball roll. I don’t see how they have enough time to do this before the show ends. And they don’t. I am going to go start my RHONY recap. But if the feeds come on, I will stop and come back here to chat in comments.