I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this week. Also, lots of random crying for no reason. So I have no idea what is going to happen on tonight’s show. It’s a lot easier to recap when you’ve seen it all on the lives.
I didn’t hate Tyler last season but I was not a fan. BUT THIS IS WAR. You never should have come for Jaysar. Also, I need Nicole to GDIAF. In between the crying jags, I am content, and then for no reason I want to punch a hole in a wall. Right now, that wall would be Nicole. Oh Kaysar, I am so glad you are staying. He is still staying, RIGHT? HOLY CRAP! WHAT IS HAPPENING ON MY TV RIGHT NOW. Screen went bright green then black with a white checkerboard. then it came back on. But I missed a few things.
Dani is playing the rat game. There is nothing wrong with that except for everyone is on to it. She talks too much. Also, despite being married, she’s dickmatized by Tyler (just like everyone else). Her husband Dom is losing his mind on Twitter because so many people keep tweeting him about how Dani is joined at the with Tyler. Ian has been stemming A LOT this season. He’s always done it in the past, but he seems more stressed this season. I don’t think he really has a single true ally in the house and that is bothering him. I am going to miss Janey so much!
The Veto Challenge
When Tyler gets the player he wants during the draw for veto players, I feel like I should point out to anyone who hasn’t wasted 21 summers watching this show that there is another player you should know about. Her name is Allison Grodner and she’s the showrunner. She has a thing for hot guys. Or at least guys she thinks are hot. And she will be manipulating the game for them. All superfans know this. All players know this. It’s supposed to be her little secret but it is not. Sidenote: I could use some help pulling photos for this show from anyone with the feeds.
When I see that the veto is a simple stacking contest with a cup cake theme, I feel sure that Kaysar can win this. It’s a mental challenge! But I already know of course that didn’t happen. Now I see why. He didn’t realize that the cupcake holders had to match the cupcakes. Kaysar is eliminated in round one by Tyler. I would have bet money that Kaysar would have one this. Why is Memphis throwing the veto comp. And why is he doing it so stupidly? This is at least the second comp he has thrown! And he is throwing it to THE VETO QUEEN!. Also all of his alliance members know he is throwing it. Then somehow he wins and we can all cry over the loss of Kaysar. The rest of this comp doesn’t matter. Cody wins. I hate this whole week.
After the comp, the unholy trio of Dani, Fuckface Nicole, and Christmas talk about Memphis throwing the comp to try to keep Nicole. They are pissed. Oh I don’t know if I told you this or not but the big alliance all “pregamed” before they ever came into the house. Dan and Derrick were the “masterminds of everyone working out a plan before quarantine. Then Dan and Derrick both backed out (or got Covid.) Kaysar and Janey were not included. So, that is why Kaysar said, “We were doomed before we ever entered this house. I hate these bros in the HOH. At least they are on to Memphis.
I’m so tired. I have got to go to bed. Tonight is the RHOBH finale and I am not going to make it. Sorry guys. I’ll get it up as soon as I wake up. I bought a bunch of delivery food tonight and there was massive amounts of bread involved and it is making me super sleepy like after Thanksgiving dinner.
Cody chose not to use he power of veto.
I have randomly cried several times today too. I’m worried for people in the path of the hurricane, worried for people in Wisconsin, and really moved by the NBA players sitting out of games.
I also just cried because my one male cousin just posted the most disgusting picture with an even more disgusting caption. I just forgave him for being rude to my mom on Facebook. He made a slick, rude comment on something my mom posted on the Facebook, so I checked his ass. We (as in me) said we are adults, let’s be there each other parents and yeah, we have to love each other. By the way, he is named after MY dad.
He posted a picture of that 17 year old, with a gross ass comment about “he actually has a good trigger finger”. WTF am I related to? I cried seeing that, I am so horrified for the individuals that dumb kid murdered. Sorry, I just have no where to talk about this. I want to leave him a long voice-mail, but it is not worth my breath.
Does anyone else have these problems?
Eat that bread ! Carbs ( all carbs ,) are good ! I also missed the RHOBH last episode. Dying for the reunion. Believe Denise Richards will hold fire to their feet. Hope so anyway. I also think she will walk away from RHOBH which is a shame She is the best housewife in B.H sadly tbe vipers win. Erica Dorit Kyle & Teddi ( who should come with a warning label BORING do not listen to the accountability coach while driving.) cannot carry the show or make nice. It’s going to be another dull as dishwater season with that cast. Bravo will keep them & hope we all return to watching these dull accountable women. I am out .
I am having a large brandy as I just checked on one of my neighbours and she passed away through the night. Today is not a good day as she had no family. I am waiting for the coroner to arrive…I think I am in shock….Fuck and I can’t find her cat.
Found the cat,the brain is now calm, sorry peeps for a moment I froze….I got the cat.
Ambulance Medics arrived confirmed my neighbour has passed away. God, I love that woman but not so fond of that fecking cat at the moment.
OK!! pause, breath, work notified, brain focus let’s get organised and proceed – Spanish stuff first, then her Englsh telephone contact list…..I can do this as I have a lucky black cat.
Sorry peeps for oversharing but in Ireland we have a keening – I cannot keen at the moment so this is my outlet to kick my arse into gear.
Thanks – Today is Tequila Thursday.
This is so terrible. I’m sorry you lost your neighbor. You and the cat and the tequila will find some comfort together. You’re neighbor was lucky to have you in her life. You’re a good woman, BBFS. Take care of yourself, and you’re new cat. Xo
Ugh. I know the difference between “your” and “you’re “. One fuck up I can dismiss, but not two. Dumb phone.
@Daintyfeets – There was no tequila, vast amounts of tea and Spanish paperword – I was lucky she was in my life, and the new cat has been stalking me for 3 months harassing me to move in.. I wish she had got him some braces for his teeth when he was a kitten.
Incase I miss you due to round two of covidiots and cockwomblers have a fabulous time in the Ozarks looking forward to hearing about it. x
You are such an amazing person looks like you’ve got a new pet
@Lisa Cantu – Someone needs to tell the cat that, he is under the impression I am the new pet!!
I have to change the handles on my bathroom door he likes to watch me pee, or he likes the sound of me peeing and meditates not sure, if he wants to stay then we need to come to understand about the bathroom.
So….I did think it was pretty funny when Christmas had to go tell everyone how cute her babies were while they were asleep.
It sucks that Janelle is going.
And I really like Kaysar, but him saying how hard he is gonna fight is funny and not at all convincing!
I cried all day yesterday. Feel better today. Just sadness overload. I plan on watching feeds due to excessive heat. It is really nice knowing you guys are always here. 💛
I cried a lot yesterday too. Today the sun is out and I have pizza! I’m an emotional rollercoaster. Just as a heads up, tonight might be endurance. That means the HOH will start on TV and keep on going on feeds. I’ll try to recap it but I also have RHONY that has to go up tonight and even more MAFS that I am already behind on. UGH.
Okay so until you recap don’t comment? I’m trying to find out what I can do to help. 💛
Thanks. Just comment here on anything that happens today and then the feeds will go down for the live show. I’m going to recap the live show live and if it is an endurance I will delay RHONY to watch. 🙂 Nothing changes for you. Anything happening today? I am about to take a peek a feeds even though I really don’t have time. I need a Janelle fix. 🙂
I’m going in.:)
It’s kittens. Not sure why.
Bad Nicole UNINVITED Janey from her wedding in her good bye message.
Just animals. I remember last week they rehearsed from 1-2:00 show at 3:30.
Maybe I will catch pre rehearsal.
Feeds are back!
There is usually an exit interview on RHAP with the evicted houseguest. There doesn’t seem to be one planned tonight. There is a lot of speculation that the Safety Suite will turn into a “Camp Comeback” situation for the next few evictions. Bad Nicole will lose her mind if Janelle doesn’t leave tonight when she is evicted. I would love that!
Lol, considering the first words I heard from Nicole f on August 5th was how she was inviting Janelle to her wedding.
She is very annoying. She says she just sits around and doesn’t do anything. Aka floater?
Oh kindle don’t die now! I was trying to go in, remember and comment I lost it I was so ex cited, lol
Cody was talking to Christmas and he thought kaysar was ” creeping”. Christmas will consider getting for of day and Bayleigh and kaysar next week. Cody said he’ll get Hoh. Him and Dani are talking and I think I can verify she does not talk to anyone else like she does cody. N or him to her.
Tyler is whatever, fluffing his hair.
Something has been bothering since this comment. Cody was talking to Dani about kaysar but they were laughing and joking about his flip flops.
Why doesn’t Cody and Tyler not seem to like kaysar so much?
I would think that they would find him interesting. Any specific reason?
So if the slick six actually are planning on getting did of bay and day, gosh, Janelle and kaysar can get them Kevin and Ian and maybe Memphis? Would that be enough?
Found Janelle, she has a face mask on talking to kaysar or Kevin
Oh, it’s Memphis my mistake. She asked him if he thinks she’s going home tonight? He said “I think that they are going to hold on to the five”
Janelle said scan read production. She is not leaving. She told kaysar send that hitch time I can beat her. Memphis said how bout David, she said she can beat him.
She said she’s love to go home, but she is not leaving. I bet production loved THAT lol.
No idea what you are trying to say here.
It would be th by if it wasn’t. IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASN’T!!!! I HAVE A ZOOM MEETING AT 8:10 TOMORROW. KINDLE DON’T DIE
Oh my gosh!!!! Let me try again, sheesh!!!!! Janelle said she can read production.She is not going home.
Sadly, DAY and Kevin are whispering and production is not mammoths able to hear again. They have info I want to hear!!! Day said no one is going home this week and she is going for hoh. To be protected. Hmmm.
Day tells Kevin that she is playing to win tonight and he should too. She says if they don’t win the noms will either be Day and Bay or Kevin and David. One of those four needs to win to keep them all safe.
Christmas and Bad Nicole continue to trash talk everyone, then Ian walks in and interrupts.
I’m getting a newest version of a kindle this weekend from my guys yay!!! No more Korean translator, lol.
Kevin and Day talked about who they are putting up if they win HOH.Day’s plan is to put up Ian and Memphis. Kevin’s plan is to put up Kaysar and Cody WTF? I thought he was with Kaysar! His grand plan appears to be that Kaysar Veto win or someone from their side to take Kaysar off and put up Tyler. This annoys me but Kevin is not going to win HOH. So I’m just taking deep breaths.
The hamsters seem to think that tonight’s comp will be about balance. Christmas gives Butthole Nicole lessons. Barf. In the kitchen lots of people were talking about their high school yearbook superlatives and Nicole rattles off a whole list. There were only 60 people in her graduating class.
I forgot to mention that Janelle says she is being held for three more weeks after her eviction. So there is clearly going to be something with the next three evictees. Jani is star of the season. There is no way production is going to let her be evicted this soon. So I suspect that the next three evictees will live in the Safety Suite together. And it will be kind of like Camp Comeback. I dunno.
And that’s it for feeds until after the show airs on the west coast. Unless it is an endurance.
I hoping that we get camp comeback, not happy with the noms. That gif of snot nosed Nicole is satisfying AF, thank you TT