I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this week. Also, lots of random crying for no reason. So I have no idea what is going to happen on tonight’s show. It’s a lot easier to recap when you’ve seen it all on the lives.
I didn’t hate Tyler last season but I was not a fan. BUT THIS IS WAR. You never should have come for Jaysar. Also, I need Nicole to GDIAF. In between the crying jags, I am content, and then for no reason I want to punch a hole in a wall. Right now, that wall would be Nicole. Oh Kaysar, I am so glad you are staying. He is still staying, RIGHT? HOLY CRAP! WHAT IS HAPPENING ON MY TV RIGHT NOW. Screen went bright green then black with a white checkerboard. then it came back on. But I missed a few things.
Dani is playing the rat game. There is nothing wrong with that except for everyone is on to it. She talks too much. Also, despite being married, she’s dickmatized by Tyler (just like everyone else). Her husband Dom is losing his mind on Twitter because so many people keep tweeting him about how Dani is joined at the with Tyler. Ian has been stemming A LOT this season. He’s always done it in the past, but he seems more stressed this season. I don’t think he really has a single true ally in the house and that is bothering him. I am going to miss Janey so much!
The Veto Challenge
When Tyler gets the player he wants during the draw for veto players, I feel like I should point out to anyone who hasn’t wasted 21 summers watching this show that there is another player you should know about. Her name is Allison Grodner and she’s the showrunner. She has a thing for hot guys. Or at least guys she thinks are hot. And she will be manipulating the game for them. All superfans know this. All players know this. It’s supposed to be her little secret but it is not. Sidenote: I could use some help pulling photos for this show from anyone with the feeds.
When I see that the veto is a simple stacking contest with a cup cake theme, I feel sure that Kaysar can win this. It’s a mental challenge! But I already know of course that didn’t happen. Now I see why. He didn’t realize that the cupcake holders had to match the cupcakes. Kaysar is eliminated in round one by Tyler. I would have bet money that Kaysar would have one this. Why is Memphis throwing the veto comp. And why is he doing it so stupidly? This is at least the second comp he has thrown! And he is throwing it to THE VETO QUEEN!. Also all of his alliance members know he is throwing it. Then somehow he wins and we can all cry over the loss of Kaysar. The rest of this comp doesn’t matter. Cody wins. I hate this whole week.
After the comp, the unholy trio of Dani, Fuckface Nicole, and Christmas talk about Memphis throwing the comp to try to keep Nicole. They are pissed. Oh I don’t know if I told you this or not but the big alliance all “pregamed” before they ever came into the house. Dan and Derrick were the “masterminds of everyone working out a plan before quarantine. Then Dan and Derrick both backed out (or got Covid.) Kaysar and Janey were not included. So, that is why Kaysar said, “We were doomed before we ever entered this house. I hate these bros in the HOH. At least they are on to Memphis.
I’m so tired. I have got to go to bed. Tonight is the RHOBH finale and I am not going to make it. Sorry guys. I’ll get it up as soon as I wake up. I bought a bunch of delivery food tonight and there was massive amounts of bread involved and it is making me super sleepy like after Thanksgiving dinner.
Cody chose not to use he power of veto.