Wide awake at 4am so I’m going to at least start this weeks 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap. We start out in Nigeria where Angela has just had flinging fit number 12,973 and has stormed away from Michael and his aunt over the whole submission thing. Michael basically tells his auntie that he has been with Angela for three years and he knows how to handle her. But in his car, he is teary eyed because he feels like he has to choose Angela or his family. He doesn’t want to do that. Then the moment he gets back to their house Angela screams at him at the top of her lungs calling him a liar. Micheal needs to leave this lunatic alone.
Angela & Michael
Is Angela drunk or on meth or something? I am not kiddiing. This is some insane behavior. She just will not stop screaming. She tells Michael to go get his shit and stay with his family. Then she jumps up and lunges at him! She goes to pack her bags. Good for her. This is not normal behavior. She physically and verbally abusive over nothing. Now she is ranting about Jesus. If she had ever read the Bible she would know that it says wives shall submit to their husbands. AND it follows up with how husbands must love their wives and take care of them. I know one thing, Jesus doesn’t like this sort of an attack on Michael.
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The next morning, Angela gets right back to verbally abusing Michael while he just crumbles and mutters apologies. Then Angela summons Michael’s mother and a translator to prove that her conversation is properly translated. We meet with Michael’s mother
Andrei & Libby
Both of Libby’s siblings are awful. Who goes to another country to meet the in-laws and complains and insults everything because it’s not like America. Other than Libby’s siblings having no manners whatsoever, Things went fairly well. The next morning Libby’s family mock the food calling it peasant food. Mom (who seems rather sane) seems normal. The sister is just an entitled POS. She also ruined her wedding dress fitting.
Baby Huey & The Owly Brazilian
Colt wants to fly Jess out to Vegas. Because he learned absolutely nothing from his relationship with Larissa. Nobody cares about these people. What the hell has Colt done now? Has he really found three women who are interested in him? Colt tells his mommy that he wants Jess to come stay with them for a while. Debbie asks him if she is going to tell Jess before she arrives that Vanessa lives with him now?Or just wait until she gets to the house. Oh, Lord.
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Also in Vegas, Larissa is asking Eric for tens of thousand of dollars for cosmetic surgery. She never asks for money for her kids that she abandoned. It’s all about her. Eric deserves what happens if he agrees to this. Since he seems to be biting, she is upping the ante for a nice wedding ring. Men are such idiots.
Syngin & Tania
In other doomed couple news, let’s see what we are fighting about in South Africa. The family is all BBQing a bunch of meat on a wood-fired girl. Somehow, Tania gets off on a tangent about not wanting to raise children in South Africa. These two fight about Syngin not doing anything productive. Syngin stormed off. His parents lecture Tania on criticizing their deadbeat son. Tania left crying. This entire episode is has just been nothing but women screaming.
Kalani & Asuelu
These two need to back up their bags and go back to Utah with their boys. Asuelu’s family is very greedy and spiteful. Instead, Kalani meets up on a pier with Tammy, the awful daughter, and the mean mother while Asuelu is??? Crying in the car? Hiding in the hotel room? What? Now the sister is blaming Kalani for getting pregnant as if Asuelu had nothing to do with it. And they don’t understand that Kalani’s family is supporting THEM because Asuelu can’t get a decent job with his turkey brain. Asuelu spends most of his days playing video games are playing soccer at the park. Kalani is actually raising Asuelu so he needs to pay her!
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Mommy wants to take Asuelu and go back to Samoa and leave the babies here. She says she doesn’t care about the children, she just wants money. Tammy wants them to get a divorce. Mom thinks Asuelu is doing all the work. Tammy saysa Asuelu has been brainwashed. Wouldn’t he need a brain for that? Tammy tries to physically attack Kalani as she walks away. Then she has a total nervous breakdown and starts screaming like a lunatic about beating her up. All the while Mama is trying to wrestle her to the ground to keep her away from Kalani who would totally kick her ass. Later, Kalani tells the Asuelu what happened. His takeaway from it was that Tammy would win in a fist fight between Tammy and Kalani.
I’m so over Libby’s family. Her father has fraud charges against him for renting places that are in foreclosure so people have to move suddenly with no notice. Her brother has had DUIs and also serious drug charges against him. BOTH her sisters have been arrested for driving on suspended licenses and you have to wonder what they did to get them suspended in the first place. So, they can have their nice clothes and haircuts and perfect makeup and act all high and mighty but they are no better than Andrei and in fact much worse in many areas. Libby is the only normal one. And the fact that her sister used the dress shopping as a venue for starting trouble proves what a narcissist she is. And the fact that her brother and father gave a totally whitewashed version of what happened with Andrei (leaving out the fact that they harassed him from the moment they arrived and then started harassing his friends) proves they are just liars.
Libby should ditch her family, learn to speak Romanian fluently, and just have Andrei’s family as her own.
Why does none of this surprise me! They are so entitled and for no reason.
I agree, Lucinda, from what I’ve read it APPEARS as if Libby is one of the few in the family to NOT have history of trouble with the law. So why do they keep insisting on “digging for dirt” with Andrei? Interesting, though, that when alone Andrei’s SIL revealed she’s had conflict with him, too. But, I still don’t think that’s earth-shattering, families often rub each other the wrong way.
I am saving this re-cap till later however I saw a recent photo of Larissa whose face is morphing into a Latin version of Brandi Glanville.
I wonder what procedure the $5000 that Larissa’s father sent towards her green card was spent on
Lip fillers
Nose job
Butt augmentation
Breast augmentation
Anal bleaching
Brazilian butt lift
Botox
Work on her chin and cheekbones
Sculpted jawline
Work on her teeth
Brow lift
Oh and if Belladonna reads this I do not want to book a virtual date for an anal bleaching after my purging weekend.
I’ll say it again…these people who identify as “AMERICANS” are the ABSOLUTE WORST! They are all DISGUSTING! Not a single one has anything decent going for them!
Libby/Andrei’s – her kinfolk are some backwoods hillbillies who go to another country and do nothing but badmouth EVERYTHING! They talk like they are some high falootin rich folk! OhWee…they are disputably GROSS!
Angela – SHE NEEDS TO JUST DIE! As bad as she looks she goes to another country and shows all of her wide ass and lights off like a hillbilly trucker! She ought to be thankful someone wants her UGLY ASS! And, her poppin’ off the way she does…MORTIFYING! UGHHHHHH!!! He needs to grow some balls and be MAN! The way she spoke to him…EMBARRASSING!
Oh…and there is NO TRANSLATIONS FOR TOTING!
Kalani/Anselu – just get a DIVORCE already! Send him back home to his money grubbing ass mammy! PLEASE…PLEASE…LET THAT BABY HUEY GO!!!
I can’t take Michael and Angela. I think he just wants a “ticket” to the USA and will do ANYTHING to get there. This includes dealing with Angela’s HORRIBLE attitude. He does not know what he is dealing with. Angela will not let him get away with him using her. Michael should walk away and marry a Nigerian woman. He will never be happy with her.
As far as I can tell the only thing Michael has gotten out of Angela is some sex toys and Trump paraphernalia. While I agree, he will never be happy with Angela, he’s pretty much got me fooled about his motivations. Unlike Usman who wanted to come here for his “music career.”I think Michael really loves his family and wants to come here for better work opportunities to support them.
@Donna M. Lee -I agree that Michael just wants a “ticket” to the USA and will do ANYTHING to get there to be with his one true love “Trumplandia” and live the American dream.
I believe he respects Angela based on the fact she is his elder and she holds his golden ticket.
If he gets his American dream further down the line he will go back to Nigeria to visit family, marry a young Nigerian and have a child hoping that Angela will not discover the 2nd wife or “Angry Angela” will have a heart attack and Michael can live his dream with Trumplandia.
The phrase “Have your cake and eat it” will always remind me of Michael & Angela.
If people didn’t understand what “ugly American(s)” mean, Libby’s family just gave the perfect definition. So awful. Asuelu’s mom and sis – awful, just awful… Angela – awful…. What is up with these people???
Libby’s sister is a smug asshole. She ruined Libby’s original wedding dress shopping too if I recall correctly. Does she really think she comes across in a good way on tv? smdh
Asuelo’s mother and sister need a beat down. Some people claim this show is scripted but all that money demanding/grubbing seemed to come straight from their hearts. The sister apparently has enough money to send her kids to dance class and other lessons and to pay for that hideous manicure. She just doesn’t want to give any of her money to mommy. (Mommy must be a real joy to live with.) The things they said are simply incredible. They are so money mad that I am sure they don’t see it. Too bad Asuelo didn’t end up standing with his wife. I would not blame her if she tossed him out. She’d be better off not trying to raise him and support him, and focus on moving forward. Frankly, I don’t know how or why she is so understanding of him so far. She indulges him too.
Asuelo’s horrible sister Tammy said that she does send money back to Samoa. I bet she does. What a mess this couple is. And his mother is COLD. Saying she doesn’t care about the kids is COLD. The people on this show are really hard to like.
Libby’s sister and brother are HORRIBLE! I wanted to slap the sister several times. I was appalled that she started bad-mouthing Andrei’s family and everything else in front of his sister in law. Did she think the woman wouldn’t understand her English? Did she care? I’m glad Libby finally told her off at the dress fitting. Her father and brother talk like they went to Moldova for Andrei. They threaten to go home. What about Libby? Aren’t they there for HER? I hate her family. I like Andrei’s family much better.
Angela is gross, with all her abuse of Michael, but she is better than Baby Girl Lisa by a mile. I liked the way Angela talked about and to Michael’s mother. It was very sweet and respectful. Does Michael work? We haven’t seen him do anything. I love his disposition.
The people on Pillow Talk seem to like Colt’s mother, but I cannot stand her. She’s a vicious witch IMO. I like Jess. A lot. Even if she’s using Colt, I like her. She deserves better for putting up with his disgusting ass. I think she should dump him. She can do much better.
And Syngin and Tania…oy. I did not like Syngin at all in the beginning of this show, but after Tania’s tantrum in front of his family, I feel sorry for him. What was she thinking to go off on him like that? I didn’t see the earlier show with these two, so I didn’t have any preconceived notions about either one, but YIKES! She was way out of line, although I understand her frustration.
You should watch Tania and Syngin in prior season. I felt like she was pretty controlling of him. That is, if my memory serves me correctly!
You are spot on with your take of all the couples!
I agree with most of your assessments. I am not a “fan” of Debbie Colt’s mom…but I do NOT like Jess. Jess is Larissa with more drive, lol. How does Colt catch these women?
Last season Tania admitted you only have one soulmate and hers was NOT Syngin. Most Cringey and awkward scene ever. He was HURT and they have never the same in my opinion.
Yeah, everything changed for Syngin that day. And several times when they’ve fought he’s referred back to that so you know that was a deep cut that may never heal.
@Lucinda Meyer – Nailed It – Rod Stewart sang about it ” The first cut is the deepest” and @MzBossyPantz also nailed It – Most Cringey and awkward scene ever and Syngin had a light bulb moment his soul mate was S. Africa.
This is the ugliest group of people. I don’t mean physically ugly. Even worse- they are ugly inside. They are the reason people hate Americans. Angela is such trash. I cringe when she starts screaming “I’m American” like some sort of I’m better than you. Libby’s family might “look” a little better but (other than maybe mom) they are just as trashy as Angela. It reminds me of returning home from college in Rome. On the flight, I was seated next to two American woman who complained the whole time about how stupid the Europeans are for closing during siesta, leaving all those tourist dollars on the table. They even complained that the food wasn’t “real” Italian. It’s that level of ignorance and arrogance that irks me.
Then we have the man-child syndrome trio-Asuello, Syngin, and Colty. I would love to know how a mommy’s boy like Colt found 3 woman to give him the time of day. Asuello is lucky his wife has incredible patience with children. He is a third child. Syngin and Tania should just call it a day while they are in South Africa. It will save him a few bucks on airfare. There is no reason for him to go back to the US.
Everything you said about these people … ditto times 10! Watching this is beginning to seem more like I’m a looky-loo at a car crash, than a true fan of the show.
I second everyone else’s observations but more than anything I have come to REALLY DISLIKE Asuelo. He appears a simpleton except most people like that have a sweetness to them. He is vile and lazy, more than ready to insult and curse his wife in front of her family, her children and the world. I used to think his father-in-law was an over the top bully, but I really want a ring side seat to that beat down. Because he has it coming. PLEASE LEAVE HIM!!!!!!!!
I have the feeling this is exactly why her Dad, who is Samoan, did not want his daughters with Samoan men.
Kalani’s dad has been oddly absent through this whole thing. You would think that she would ask him about their attitudes to see if there was something cultural behind it. It is weird that he is not talking about it.
@joe – I agree, I am now starting to fully understand Kalani’s father’s view point,
I also wonder how much of Asuelo’s salary when he worked in Somoa went to his succubus of a mother – Sorry I am still processing the mother/son kiss and also the fact Asuelo’s is the spitting image of his mum – it was gross.
@lorelli – I initially thought Asuelo was a simpleton however I am starting to change my mind. It is his choice of English words that give that impression – He is learning a second language so he is not that simple.
His grasp of derogatory language vocabulary specifically about his wife or women in general is coming on leaps and bounds.
Asuelo can happily chill, play his computer games as he now has 2 children to support him.
Kalani pack the feckers bags and send him back to Somoa believe me it would be best for all parties concerned.
Did anyone catch how Libby’s sister was saying that she couldn’t eat anything in Moldova while sitting next to plates of grapes and croissants? I was yelling at the screen – eat the grapes and shut up!!! I was so angry that they were calling it peasant food and speculating that Andrei’s family didn’t have a lot of money and not making the leap to realize that if that’s true, then the family went way out of the way to provide a big spread and they should be especially grateful.
Libby looked cute in the traditional Moldovan dress. I’m looking forward to the wedding. I don’t know if these two should be married, but since they already are, I look forward to seeing the different customs and foods and clothing. It seems like they’d do a lot better without pressure from her family. (Ha – Isn’t that true of every marriage?)
Don’t shoot me, but I’m still rooting for Angela and MIchael because even though she’s got a hair trigger temper, when they are happy together, they seem genuinely happy. If this is what he wants and he can handle her, I’d be happy to have him here in the US as he seems like a great guy. Although come to think of it… I don’t know what he does for work. I mean, I know in the US they are thinking he’ll watch the kids since he can’t work here right away, but what does he do in Nigeria?
I may have said this before, but both Angela and Lisa better be careful if they get their guys over here because now we’ve all seen that the guys are both handsome and kind and it is definitely the woman that’s the problem in the relationship. I’m not advocating for it, but if they choose to stray, there will be plenty of women ready to snap them up.
Yes, the cunty was sitting next to fresh fruit, breads and cheeses in addition to more traditional foods. I presume they went out looking for a McDonalds.
I was thinking about that when I watched last night. None of the foreign guys seem to have jobs.
I will take a guess and say that Mycool works as a taxi driver.
Libby’s family is horrid. Lots of wonderful food there, what is wrong with them? Even if you didn’t want to be adventurous and try the lardo there were fruits and croissants and all sorts of other goodies. Andreei was right about one thing, her family would be hunting down the nearest McDonalds.
What a beautiful home/former embassy they were set up in too.
I find Libby’s family continuing to sh*t all over Andrei’s family and Moldova to be one of the most egregious things about this season. Andrei’s family has been nothing but warm, welcoming and constantly making food for them. Look, I’m a strict vegetarian so I wouldn’t eat a lot of what has been shown, but I would NEVER say anything about it and would just munch on whatever pastries, fruits, etc were part of the spread. Andrei’s mom has been breaking her back making and getting food for all of them. Libby’s family behaves in such an ugly way.
At least Libby’s father had the manners to be appreciate the huge work Andrei’s mother did in that tiny kitchen the first night. I love his mother. Dad seems nice too, wonder why Andrei turned out to be such a douche.
I like Andrei’s parents a lot, too. They seem very sweet and gregarious. Yes, Libby’s dad thanked them in person, but has done nothing but sh*t talk the food they made and the country they live in and love in front of the cameras behind their backs, which is a dick move. I really hope they never see these episodes.
I did a little reading on Samoan entitlement (because I could not believe what I was seeing), and it appears that this is a deeply embedded cultural thing. It is indeed expected that you will support your parents in preference to your children, and it is a sign of deep respect when someone retires at 40 and is provided for by their children. It is considered humiliating to have to work and provide for yourself after that age. I am not commenting on my views of the whole thing, just where they are coming from. I know we are not supposed to post links, but if you are interested, search “Samoan entitlement”.
Perhaps that is why the country is poor. No one can get ahead if they are expected to support their youngish parents and their own family.
Wow! So by general numbers, if I’m 20 am I possibly supporting my 40 year old parents, 60 year old Grandparents and maybe my 80 year old great grandparents? Then finally my children if I have any.
Angela has serious issues. She told the translator to look at her and not Michael. She is a control freak. If he moves to America, she will have him hidden in her bra the entire time he is here so he can’t look at any woman but her.
I felt the scene with Asuelu’s mom, sister and Kalani was staged. Even the sentences they used sounded rehearsed. If Asuelu’s sister wanted to, she could have easily hit Kalani. The mother jumped on her too late in the scene. It felt and looks awkward. I am really irritates that Asuelu thinks it is ok to cuss at Kalani. I feel really bad for her. She just wants to be loved by her husband.
Syngin….RUN! RUN FAST! RUN NOW! RUNNNNNNN Tania can’t even be nice around her in-laws. Tania married a man from South Africa, but South Africa isn’t good enough for her kids…what does that say about her! Syngin’s family seemed lovely and I would raise my kids around a family that sticks together in any country.
Libby and her siblings are terrible because their dad gives them everything they want. They were raised to be this foul and entitled. I agree with Lucinda Meyer, Libby needs to drop her family and take Andre’s family as her own, but she won’t because she needs daddy’s money. It all comes down to who will pay my bills and that is who I will side with. I did find it interesting that Andrei’s sister-in-law had negative things to say about Andrei. She seems so nice and sweet. Can we adopt her?
@Joey – I agree with you all Michael has to look forward to is for Angry Angela toting him around in her bra and smashing cream cakes in his face…he is sooo going to dread family birthday parties.
Angela is SO going to have a massive stroke one day during one of these rages. I bet her blood pressure goes into the stratosphere during these fits. I can’t figure out why she gets SO mad all the time about everything except that she really kind of enjoys terrorizing Michael and she’s a deeply internally unhappy person. And despite her constantly saying how their relationship will be 50-50 it’s really just her being a terror and Michael being submissive. I don’t know how he can stand to even be in the same room as her anymore. Also, in the preview for next week she storms out of a club and complains they only had sex once since she’s been there….isn’t she the one who kept telling him no when he was suggesting it a few episodes back?
Asuelu’s family is TOXIC. If this isn’t a scripted conflict, then they are beyond gross with all the insults to Kalani and money demands. He has 1 part time minimum wage job and a mountain of expenses he cant even meet right now. What the hell do Tammy and Mama think he has, a damn money tree? He has no money to give except a one time offer of a couple hundred and a free meal. I think Tammy has been avoiding giving Mama money by saying it’s Asuelu’s duty and now she’s pissed he won’t and she will now be expected to give. I can’t believe Asuelu turned Kalani’s anger and pain into an argument about how either he or his sister would win in a fistfight against her. Ugh.
I see Tanya’s side of the story when it comes to Syngin’s lack of initiative. Syngin should never have gotten married if he wasn’t ready to work together toward mutual goals. That’s what marriage is. It’s not one person freeloading off of the other so he can party and drift along. He talks about buying property. With what, exactly? I guess he thinks a nice property is going to fall out of the sky for him. You need to WORK and earn MONEY Syngin. If he doesn’t want to be a grown up, he doesn’t have to be but don’t expect someone else to carry your ass.
I couldn’t live with someone like Tania because of her basic personality, but I DO get that she wants Syngin to make more of an effort in his life. But I also don’t get a sense Tania is working, either? And didn’t she go on some sort of course to be an herbalist or something and she doesn’t seem to be using that or building on that? Am I wrong? I just might have missed it. I, as well, cannot understand where he thinks they’re going to have all this money to buy land and build a homestead and just live without ostensibly working? Is it unspoken he just assumes they’ll use all the money from being on the show?
I agree Tania is very directive. I think as often happens she is getting hypervigilant regarding Syngin’s lack of effort and direction. This is what happens when one partner is very bad in some area like money management, sobriety, working. The other partner starts to feel like if they don’t micromanage, things will fall apart.
They just aren’t compatible. If they had spent more time together (like the whole 90 days) they may have realized it. Or when Syngin heard he wasn’t Tania’s soulmate, he could have ended it then.
David of David & Annie just said the exact same thing on Pillow Talk – that they are not compatible. And then Annie said that Tania should take her food when she storms out. I love Annie’s obsession with food – she cracks me up.
@KaraW – Annie is a joy to behold, a breath of fresh air with her one liners- I so want her to come round for a “pyjama party” and give me a cooking lesson.
She should write a cook book specifically for when you want a duvet day and healthy food to cook on her little bedside vintage magical cooking gadget.
i think she has a “Star Trek” replicator disguised as a hot plate.
Annie is AMAZEBALLS
Agreed-when he was told he was not the soulmate, he should have gone home. Syngin, stay in S. Africa.
Andrei is not so nice, but his family is—Libby’s family has forgotten their manners.
Having a child is very important to Michael, but he is afraid to be truthful with Angela.
Asuelu-culture or not, this is not cool. Kalani’s dad surely supports his family! It may be time for Asuelu to go back to Mama if that is so important in Samoa. Also, has anyone notice Asuelo’s mean eyes? He can give quite an evil eye!
Tania & Syngin – Syngin believes his soul mate is Africa therefore she will provide his ever what need and desire – Tania she just flutters from one disaster to another without any rhyme or reason.
These two need to grow up or change their name to Mr. & Mrs. Mitty – Born daydreamers.
I was impressed that Tania and Syngin didnt let the fight interfere with having dinner. Tania didnt stop eating once and even took it to bed. Syngin ate like a caveman.
Ugh, Angela’s melt down gave me flashbacks of life my ex-husband. Hard to watch. I felt for Michael
I am totally over the Colt/Larissa/Jess/Debbie story. Too staged and boring.
I CANNOT take Larissa and Eric anymore. I swear I want to tear my eyes out when they come on. I also basically would love to never see Colt or Mother Deb again. I think Jess is just REALLY young and her personality still has time to grow and mature. I hope, at least.
Please get Pao off Pillow Talk. I want to go the rest of my life not seeing them on my tv.
Agreed. I never liked her when she was on the regular program. Don’t feel any differently now.
@Joey – Thanks for the heads up – I usually watch pillow talk as well as the original episode however I will be giving that a miss – PAO and I do not get along and I shout at the TV.
Coltee & his entourage can all Ride On – See Ya – I would rather watch paint dry.
Andrei & Libby – I like Andrei parents – Andrei arrogance and attitude is probably why he had to go to to Ireland- his family probably hoped he would drink the Guinness and it would have changed him into an actual human being – The Irish can perform little bits of magic however is there not enough Guinness in the Liffy to help that gobshite.
Libby is actually a part-time actress – this story line about Andrei is so fecking scripted and her stupid, horrible families blind arrogance and ignorance to that fact is so obvious that they deserve all the comments posted here.
however there is not – I don’t know if I am coming or going with these 2.
Also in regard to public displays of Intention – NO Moldovia you covidiots fecked up so your football team will remain in detention – BITE ME FOOTBALLING COCKWOMBLERS – You bunch of arrogant, misogynist Andrei fecking clones.
Work is not going well this week I should have taken 7 days off rather than 9..Thank God it is Wine Wednesday….
My kids and I have been staying at home so much since March I actually forgot what day of the week it was until you post this. I only know when it’s Sunday and Monday because of 90 Days.