Wide awake at 4am so I’m going to at least start this weeks 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap. We start out in Nigeria where Angela has just had flinging fit number 12,973 and has stormed away from Michael and his aunt over the whole submission thing. Michael basically tells his auntie that he has been with Angela for three years and he knows how to handle her. But in his car, he is teary eyed because he feels like he has to choose Angela or his family. He doesn’t want to do that. Then the moment he gets back to their house Angela screams at him at the top of her lungs calling him a liar. Micheal needs to leave this lunatic alone.
Angela & Michael
Is Angela drunk or on meth or something? I am not kiddiing. This is some insane behavior. She just will not stop screaming. She tells Michael to go get his shit and stay with his family. Then she jumps up and lunges at him! She goes to pack her bags. Good for her. This is not normal behavior. She physically and verbally abusive over nothing. Now she is ranting about Jesus. If she had ever read the Bible she would know that it says wives shall submit to their husbands. AND it follows up with how husbands must love their wives and take care of them. I know one thing, Jesus doesn’t like this sort of an attack on Michael.
The next morning, Angela gets right back to verbally abusing Michael while he just crumbles and mutters apologies. Then Angela summons Michael’s mother and a translator to prove that her conversation is properly translated. We meet with Michael’s mother
Andrei & Libby
Both of Libby’s siblings are awful. Who goes to another country to meet the in-laws and complains and insults everything because it’s not like America. Other than Libby’s siblings having no manners whatsoever, Things went fairly well. The next morning Libby’s family mock the food calling it peasant food. Mom (who seems rather sane) seems normal. The sister is just an entitled POS. She also ruined her wedding dress fitting.
Baby Huey & The Owly Brazilian
Colt wants to fly Jess out to Vegas. Because he learned absolutely nothing from his relationship with Larissa. Nobody cares about these people. What the hell has Colt done now? Has he really found three women who are interested in him? Colt tells his mommy that he wants Jess to come stay with them for a while. Debbie asks him if she is going to tell Jess before she arrives that Vanessa lives with him now?Or just wait until she gets to the house. Oh, Lord.
Also in Vegas, Larissa is asking Eric for tens of thousand of dollars for cosmetic surgery. She never asks for money for her kids that she abandoned. It’s all about her. Eric deserves what happens if he agrees to this. Since he seems to be biting, she is upping the ante for a nice wedding ring. Men are such idiots.
Syngin & Tania
In other doomed couple news, let’s see what we are fighting about in South Africa. The family is all BBQing a bunch of meat on a wood-fired girl. Somehow, Tania gets off on a tangent about not wanting to raise children in South Africa. These two fight about Syngin not doing anything productive. Syngin stormed off. His parents lecture Tania on criticizing their deadbeat son. Tania left crying. This entire episode is has just been nothing but women screaming.
Kalani & Asuelu
These two need to back up their bags and go back to Utah with their boys. Asuelu’s family is very greedy and spiteful. Instead, Kalani meets up on a pier with Tammy, the awful daughter, and the mean mother while Asuelu is??? Crying in the car? Hiding in the hotel room? What? Now the sister is blaming Kalani for getting pregnant as if Asuelu had nothing to do with it. And they don’t understand that Kalani’s family is supporting THEM because Asuelu can’t get a decent job with his turkey brain. Asuelu spends most of his days playing video games are playing soccer at the park. Kalani is actually raising Asuelu so he needs to pay her!
Mommy wants to take Asuelu and go back to Samoa and leave the babies here. She says she doesn’t care about the children, she just wants money. Tammy wants them to get a divorce. Mom thinks Asuelu is doing all the work. Tammy saysa Asuelu has been brainwashed. Wouldn’t he need a brain for that? Tammy tries to physically attack Kalani as she walks away. Then she has a total nervous breakdown and starts screaming like a lunatic about beating her up. All the while Mama is trying to wrestle her to the ground to keep her away from Kalani who would totally kick her ass. Later, Kalani tells the Asuelu what happened. His takeaway from it was that Tammy would win in a fist fight between Tammy and Kalani.