Despite all the increasingly horrible news (I’m trying not to watch and sleeping a lot) that has my anxiety through the roof I’m going to try to bang out a Big Brother All Stars recap. Although, it has taken me twenty minutes to write these two sentences. We really just need a new posts for comments on the feeds. At least least until we get struck by an asteroid the day before the election. Because, we needed another issue that can kill us all. Right now it is my back that is killing me. 🙁
Once again, everyone thinks they are working with Tyler. This is exactly how Tyler played his first season and almost won. Bayleigh is part of the “Slick Six” which is basically a puesdo-alliance where everyone has more important bonds in the house. Tyler hates Bay and would love to backdoor her this week but for some reason he thinks he will get a lot of hate from the online viewers. Sending home Janey isn’t going to win him any favors.
The Have Nots
When picking their have hots for the week, Cody and Enzo volunteer. Christmas picks Bay. Bad Nicole is a total twat and says she is picking Janey because Janey likes to talk about Nicole. Then she grins. Janey says that Nicole plays a snakes game. And she does. Nicole also cries a lot for manipulative purposes. Janey starts coming for Nicole right away. I love how Janey is making fun of Nicole’s grating speech. Memphis lies to Janey and Kaysar saying that if he wins Safety Suite, he will say one of them. Then in the DR he tells us that he has no plans to win Safety Suite. How did I not know that the house has a bidet? Clearly the guys don’t know how to operate it.
Before Safety Suite is played, we get a montage of Jaysar over the years. This is sad because one of them going home this week. Probably Janie.
Memphis, Dani, Enzo, and Nicole are the only four eligible to play in the last safety suite. It is so annoying that the large majority of the house thinks they are Tyler’s number one. Did thy not watch his season?! The competition is one with a green laser light maze that you have to climb through without touching any lasers to retrieve a giant ball. This will be easy for people to throw. However, Nasally Nicole is going for it. She’s little so it seems like that would be an advantage. She does great until she has to get the giant ball back to the door. Then she sucks. Enzo does great. He is going for the win. Dani also wants to win. Enzo wins with a time of right at four minutes. Enzo saves Christmas who is safe for the second week in a row. Janey knows that Memphis threw the game. Day is pissed that Enzo didn’t save her.
Every supports Tyler’s decision to put up Kaysar and Janey. As the house stands in real time, it seems like the big alliance wants Janey gone. 🙁 I wish it could be Nicole, or Memphis or Dani. Tyler plans to put up Day if someone comes off. 🙁
I need to lie down for a bit. I probably won’t get to RHOP until tomorrow. My brain is not working.