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RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later

August 16, 2020 by tamaratattles 46 Comments

RHOP RecapIt’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this.

We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should be holding the glass of whatever it is and Candiace could just be ignored? Especially since she has told everyone to shut the fuck up. Can we just get to the scene where Monique throws her around by her weave? Because I am living for that moment. My head already hurts. Can’t we just get through this scene? Candiace and Charrisse are suddenly besties. Add in Wendy and we have the triumvirate of evil. Karen is so obnoxious too. But at least she is eating dinner. Speaking of, I may or may not have forgotten to feed Banjo. So I just either feed him twice or fed him late.

Ashley Is Nervous About The Sip & See

Anyway, we get some jawboning off camera with Monique and Candiace. It seemed petty. But, Production sure seems to be giving Candiace a lot of camera time with confessionals. They seriously can’t be take her ratchet side, can they?

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Ashley is worried about germs at her Sip and See for the baby. It’s kind of the point of a sip and see to be socially distanced from the baby. This was before social distancing was even a thing. The baby should be in a bassinet perhaps with a netting covering. No one should be allowed to pick up the baby. It’s a sip and see not a sip and pass the baby around! Also, Ashley continues to overshare.

We Meet Wendy’s Family

Wendy has a nice house, an attractive husband and the requisite 2.5 children. She just seems fake. I do love that she and her husband are Nigerian. And I love that she just threw shade at Phaedra with a “Mr. Chocolate” reference. Mr. Chocolate according to Mama Joyce’s streets was Jamal Bryant. So she is also shading Gizelle. I can’t find it in my hear to hate on Gizelle or Robyn, they both seem so damn likable. I try to hate on them, but it’s just not possible most of the time. I love that Wendy’s mother is teaching Ebo to the boys. Wendy is doing a total sales pitch on herself. It may actually be working on me. If she wasn’t allied with Candiace, she’d be a nobrainer.

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I have to fast forward through the bird scenes. My best frienmie, Nanette is a bird person. So I feel bad but, birds freak me out. Especially OWLS. Terrifying. When she wants my drunk ass off her telephone, she stands by a bird cage. lol.

Mr. Chocolate FINALLY Makes It On A Real Housewives Show

I’m so bored and then I see Wendy with that baby girl. OMG. She is GORGEOUS. I may have to follow her on IG for my happy place along with Frederiks babies. Sometime we all just need to see a cute baby. Okay. I think I might love Wendy. I too talk to children like they are adults. Especially when teaching.

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Jamal Bryant gives me the creeps. Can we skip his part? Mr. Chocolate always looks constipated. He is not cute at all. Why is Gizelle so into this dude? What is going on with the collar thing? Also he gives his daughters a restaurant in Atlanta? Well technically even further out of Atlanta as most housewives. Spoiler alert. It completed shut down and will not be reopening according to the AJC.  And Also this dude doesn’t even have a job. The very lucrative mega church scam? Also quashed. When your kids tell you that their own father is not a good person….LISTEN. He must have a golden dool because women with enough sense to know better keep giving it up.

The Sip And See…

As we all know this will not go well. Ashley is so nervous about finally having a filming with all the girls in her penthouse. She is going to let people touch the baby. NOPE. That should never happen at a Sip and SEE. But she even lets Candiace hold he baby. I have to say Candiace really seems like she wants one.  Oh I like Karen’s hair. But Karen doesn’t like Wendy. When Charrisse arrives, Ashley wonders why someone is knocking “like the Po lice.” lol. Because it is Charrisse and she is here to start some shit at a party for a three month old. Just wait.

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Ashley always has that baby on her tit. NTTAWWT, it’s just a lot during a bitchfest. And here we go. Give that baby to your mama and wipe the floor with some of these women.  Starting with Candiace and Monique.  This is not the time or the place. I DEPISE CANDIACE. She’s awful. But she totally did the right thing on bailing on this scene. WTF wants to fight a bitch at a Sip and See?  So for that, I give Candiace kudos. Also lets say that tomorrow I win eleventy billion dollars in the lottery. I WOULD NEVER as long as I live be a walking billboard for some tacky designer like Karen (and Dorit) do. It’s literally the tackiest thing ever. Really the only thing designer I would buy is a brown plain leather Birkin bag. And that is only if I were a billionaire. Am I the only one who thinks that designer clothes with the name all over them at SOFA KING tacky?

Good Lord, Why Is Candiace Suddenly Respectful

Has she grown up? Developed a Brain? Worried about losing her contract? Candiace came after one of my favorite people on Twitter and said HORRIFICALLY bad things about the child he was holding. THE CHILD!  So it is kind of difficult for me to get behind this sudden growth. I want us all to grow and change as all living things do. But this sudden emotional growth from Candiace seems production driven. Which brings us to Candiace and Ashley talking like adults?

Gizelle. You need to shut your face about Monique. I do not care if it is true or not, IT AIN”T NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

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Filed Under: RHOP Tagged With: Ashley Darby, Candiace Dillard, Charrisse Jackson Jordan, Chris Bassett, Chris Samuels, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Gizelle Bryant, idiots, Juan Dixon, Karen Huger, Monique Samuels, Potomac, Ray Huger, Real Housewives of Potomac, RHOP, Robyn Dixon, Wendy Osefo.

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  1. IG says

    August 16, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    I am so over these RHO’s shows you seen one you’ve seen them all.

    Reply
  2. MzBossyPantz says

    August 17, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Lord spare me, but Ashley’s baby is like a clone of hubby with her larger forehead. And I love insufferable new mom’s who insist on baby latched to the nipple in your face. Yeah, it’s your right and very natural…but sometimes give us a break. Please don’t hate me for my snark. 🙂

    Reply
    • tuatha12 says

      August 17, 2020 at 5:21 am

      @MzBossyPantz – I am giving you a high 5 for your snark.

      Reply
    • IG says

      August 17, 2020 at 8:04 am

      ??

      Reply
    • bosandi says

      August 17, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      OMG I love your snark. The baby looks identical to Michael – like grown man identical. Someone on YouTube said the baby looks like he could work for the FBI. LOL.

      I look back at my new mom antics and crack up at the new mom things I did.

      Reply
  3. Chelle says

    August 17, 2020 at 12:49 am

    I’m laughing at you saying Gizelle and Robin are “likeable” even their exes don’t even like them. Both of them are entertaining fake relationships with an ex for a storyline, says it all. This week Candiace revealed that the other women plotted at Andy’s baby shower to bring up that baby Chase isn’t Chris Samuels child and it it was her and Karen that put a stop to it. How low are Gizelle and her pet Robin to do that? And anyone who claims it’s not Gizelle go back to one of her WWHLs when she disses Monique by saying “all my kids are for one man” sorry but that is vile. Not only does Baby Chase look just like Chris the baby was conceived after their previous baby died! What kind of low lives are they to plot and make this a storyline? I’m no fan of Candiace but I’m glad she spoke up about it because she seems to get all the blame for the vile antics on this show when Gizelle has been orchestrating a blatant smear campaign against The Samuels since season 2. She cares so much about Black Lives yet is happy to destroy a black family just to stay on a TV show. Vile. Karen looks great this season,

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    • Mel says

      August 17, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      I don’t understand the hate Candiace gets here and the love Monique gets? It’s the opposite for me, Monique is vindictive and hateful. I like Candiace and I think Monique manipulates her and causes enmity between her and the other ladies. I could even say Monique ‘gaslights’ Candiace.

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 17, 2020 at 6:48 pm

        lol

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      • Bri says

        August 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm

        Exactly… Monique is a terrible person. She befriended that one girl who she knew gizelle didn’t like and then invited her to the event to piss gizelle off… candiace does the same thing to her by inviting Cherise and Monique is mad!???? Candiace did it to prove a point…..

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      • Fire Monique says

        August 18, 2020 at 6:39 am

        I agree with you 100%

        Monique has a violent temper and dangerous.

        Reply
      • Stacey Moore says

        August 18, 2020 at 4:23 pm

        So True

        Reply
    • bosandi says

      August 17, 2020 at 7:03 pm

      Before anyone begins praising Candiance for squashing the paternity of Monique’s child storyline, please know that she is on IG live calling Monique mentally ill and says “how dare you have the pleasure to be able to bare children. I feel sorry for them”. This was a recent live, not during filming, not 9 years ago. Sorry she gets no credit from me.

      Don’t get me wrong, Gizelle is a despicable human being just like Candiance. Robin doesn’t count ‘cause she don’t have a brain. The reason this plot line didn’t work is because the producers saw just how inflammatory and damaging it was – a la Pheadra Parks damaging. I don’t know what it will take to put Gizelle in her place but it needs to be done asap.

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      • MelG says

        August 17, 2020 at 8:05 pm

        Candiace is evil to the core.

        Reply
      • Chelle says

        August 18, 2020 at 2:45 am

        Yeah Candiace is evil. Get her and Gizelle off the show. It’s the only thing that would work.

        Reply
    • Stacey Moore says

      August 18, 2020 at 4:21 pm

      You hit the nail on the head with this one

      Reply
  4. Kyle Watson says

    August 17, 2020 at 1:01 am

    Candiace is a horrible person, but this is the second week in a row that she was attacked. I feel dirty for defending her. Charisse is just sad. Cha Cha, just go back to your champagne room.

    Reply
    • jrzshorelady says

      August 17, 2020 at 6:17 pm

      Cha Cha lost her champagne room (and house) in the divorce…I believe the house was sold in 2018.

      Reply
      • Sammy says

        August 17, 2020 at 9:07 pm

        ChaCha is a sad, desperate woman hanging onto a champagne glass by a thread. This after saying she would never ever appear on the show again lol.

        Reply
  5. MelG says

    August 17, 2020 at 2:22 am

    I do not like the designer name plastered across the clothing like it’s a walking billboard. It is a tacky look and aside from being tacky, Karen seems too old to even be thinking she can pull the look off.
    I agree w/Chelle above, that was SOFA KING evil to pull Monique’s baby into some bullshit and spread that Chris wasn’t his father. Gizelle needs to quit trying to slide the trainer bullshit into her talking heads.
    I agree w/Kyle (above) that Charrisse needs to go back to her champagne room. Never liked her.
    I canNOT stand Candiace. She is definitely her mother’s child.

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    • tuatha12 says

      August 17, 2020 at 5:27 am

      @MelG – Hit the nail on the head with the hammer – I have stopped with Bravo however I may watch Monique throw Candiace around by her weave.

      Reply
      • MelG says

        August 17, 2020 at 2:24 pm

        Yes! I have quit some of the other Bravo shows but I will keep enough alcohol on hand to cope with this one long enough to see Monique drag the bitch.

        Reply
  6. Trashbox says

    August 17, 2020 at 2:38 am

    I just tried to give you money and then realized that might not actually be you. Where is the tip jar on the website???

    Reply
  7. Amanda says

    August 17, 2020 at 2:55 am

    I like the bird best. I could devote 1/4 of my attention to this show because the Blues just won in OT and it takes me two hours to calm down after a playoff game. I like Gizelle and Robyn too. I think they’re prob pretty normal in real life. Apparently covid brain has me even relating to Ashley as a mom. Lord save us all!

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  8. Carol Turlington says

    August 17, 2020 at 5:48 am

    Ppl with real money and class never advertise designers. They are discreet. JS. These bitches are so thirsty.

    Reply
    • Navymommy says

      August 17, 2020 at 7:10 am

      Very true. Wealth whispers.

      Reply
    • MelG says

      August 17, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      It must be how some of these ladies, especially grifter Dorit, put clothes on their backs. They are evidently getting the clothes free by being walking billboards w/designer names plastered across their tits. It reminds me of branded cattle. Dorit is always late to join the group because she has to be photographed after her daily cattle branding.

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      • tuatha12 says

        August 17, 2020 at 1:52 pm

        @MelG – Now that is some mighty craic.

        Reply
      • Karebear says

        August 17, 2020 at 1:57 pm

        I see you Kyle, throwing that shade at Dorit about being late. Now we know why, I luv it

        Reply
  9. KellBell says

    August 17, 2020 at 9:25 am

    I feel bad for Gizelle’s girls, they are clearly not happy with what’s going on between their parents. That dinner was so uncomfortable to watch.

    Reply
    • Indywom says

      August 17, 2020 at 12:42 pm

      They are clearly uncomfortable with their father and he does not seem to be comfortable with them either. They seem like great girls though and kudos to Gizelle for rainy them to be respectful but I really do not like her hinting that Monique had an affair. Not only is she a mother who should be setting an example for her daughters but no one should try to hurt another’s family.

      Reply
  10. Bri says

    August 17, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Candiace has always been likable. I hate that y’alls love for lame ass Ashley blinded you by it. Candiace was a good friend to call Ashley out about her drinking… I think it actually saved Ashley, but she is too blind to See it so instead of being a grown up she attacked candiace and repeatedly hit below the belt as if she isn’t her husband’a beard??!! Monique all of sudden being so close to Ashley is clearly for a an alliance and nothing else. Gizelle and Robyn are MESSY…… I love candiace and Wendy together.

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    • MelG says

      August 17, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      Hellooooo Candiace!

      Reply
    • tuatha12 says

      August 17, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

      Reply
      • tuatha12 says

        August 17, 2020 at 8:50 pm

        That was for BRI –

        Reply
    • Sammy says

      August 17, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Are you for real? Or are you related to that girl?

      Reply
      • MelG says

        August 17, 2020 at 10:24 pm

        Doesn’t crazy attract crazy (referring to anyone who would find Candiace “likable”)????

        Reply
    • Stacey Moore says

      August 18, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      I agree 100%

      Reply
  11. DalaiMama says

    August 17, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    I love me some Karen Huger, but that Fendi dress! Did anyone notice that on the back of the dress it said “Endi” instead of “Fendi”? I don’t know much about fashion (except that even Luis Vuitton makes mistakes) but I do know that if something with a designer name splashed all over it misspells said name, it isn’t called “designer”. It’s called “fake”. Karen needs a spell-check intern for her wardrobe.

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  12. CupcakeScholar says

    August 17, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    RHOP is really bringing it this season! Ashley has grown on me over the seasons. She does overshare, however, I appreciate the honesty around childbirth. Ashley is giving it to us straight, no chaser!

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    • Sammy says

      August 17, 2020 at 9:25 pm

      I’m in the minority in that I love Ashley too! And Monique. Ugh Candiace. She needs to fall off a cliff with her brown dicked husband lol.

      Reply
      • Tasha says

        August 21, 2020 at 12:33 am

        Yes!

        Reply
  13. Team Candiace says

    August 18, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Candiace and Wendy speaks truth.

    Monique has a violent temper and is dangerous.

    Monique and Ashley are Mean Girls who play Victim every time.

    Giselle and Robyn has no storylines.

    Karen relationship with her husband is sad but relatable. Marriage is not easy.

    #TEAMCANDIACEANDWENDY

    #FIREMONIQUE

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 18, 2020 at 6:38 am

      Well aren’t you an annoying little new person.

      Reply
      • Ingrid says

        August 24, 2020 at 12:49 am

        did she read the rules?

        Reply
    • Stacey Moore says

      August 18, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Spot on

      Reply
  14. 4paz says

    August 18, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    I might be getting that shit Tamara has where you can’t recognize faces, because Wendy and Monique look identical to me, as do Denise and Teddi on RHOBH. Why does everyone look exactly like everyone else?

    Reply

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