I have been up all night and am starting to fade but I am going to at least start the 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap because I’m exhausted from “toting” (SWIDT?) in groceries on no sleep and probably not making sense, But this is what I want to watch. At least the first hour. I totally need a shower. And to take five months of clothes to the fluff and fold. WHAT? If you had to go to the fluff and fold during a pandemic…you would not want to go either. Plus I am not sure they are even open.
Mama And Baby Huey
Colteeee and is mommy are in her hotel room after Jess threw a fit last week over who was minding the cats back home. While me and Deb are just fine with situation, Colteeeee is worried he may never get his dick wet again, so he goes chasing after Jess. Oh wait, no he doesn’t. At least not yet. Debbie is pretending she didn’t deliberately do what she did. She’s a sly one. And I am here for it. I had to pause to refeed the dog because his summer body is starting to look more like the dogs I saw in Romania. We finally got our Chewy order and he is old and persnickety about eating. Now if I could get him to drink more water. Where was I oh yes Baby Huey.
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Mama Deb tries to convince Colt to sleep in her room on the pull out. But the dick wants what the dick wants. So Colt goes back to the room. Jess got Vanessa’s info from his cell and she confirmed that they are best friends and still talk. Jess wants to murder Colt. She throws her shoes at him. Can we please be over with Colt and Larissa and this new famewhore? PLEASE. Jess says she is going to fuck another man becaue COLT IS TRASH? LOL. PLEASE. Let this end. I’m surprised Baby Huey didn’t go to his mommy.
Asuelu & Kalani
Sigh. Banjo is not acting right. I think it will be a while before I am comfortable going to bed. Asuelu is not an adult. Now he is seeing ghosts in the bathroom. I cannot with this. Then Kalani says she heard something in the bathroom too. They both think there is a ghost in the rental. They both want to leave. Koloni, the bitchy sister shows up. This just keeps getting better for poor mentally challenged Asuelu. I really like Asuelu but I don’t think he possesses all the faculties to be an adult. He doesn’t seem to have the normal amount of gray matter.
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Asuelu’s sister Rosa is deaf. His other sister, Tammy knows a bit of sign language. I guess not one else talks to her? Asuelu and his mother have a very dramatic meeting. Clearly, his family odd. Kalani was freaked out that Asuelu and his mother basically made out when they met. His sisters seem like they don’t like Kalani. Asuelu has a temper tantrum over Kalani pointing out he full on made out with his mother. I get that most American’s don’t kiss their parents on the mouth. But it happens in other cultures. Isn’t Kalani Samoan?
Asuelu’s Family Wants Money
Asuelu is in love with the food truck court. He’s never seen one before. He orders enough food for an army. Then it is time for his Mama to ask for money again. They don’t seem to understand that Asuelu doesn’t have a job. Asuelu finally tells his family that he has to support the family. Kalani asks the sister if she send money home. Somehow, that is none of her business. LOL. His family storms out over not getting money. Do they not realize that Kalani is paying his way and for their 19 kids? He is barely working! And spends all is time playing video games. Asuelu finally realizes he is only important to his family if he gives them money. So sad.
Libby & Andrei
I know I am in the minority here and I don’t care. I hope Andrei kicks Libby’s brother’s ass. You don’t fly to another country and act like that. The brother is clearly voting for Trump and he thinks Americans are superior to every other country. His passport should be revoked and he should be stuck here in Trumplandia. Oh wait… We are all stuck in Trumplandia. Fortunately, he’s killing his own voters first with a ton of collateral damage. The Trumplandia states, where I live, are all FUCK MASKS and let me put my kid in a school where they will likely get “the hoax.” Unfortunately, that could be a death sentence for them all and their children. I went on a grocery store run today. I’m good for another 6 months or so. So party on Trumplandia. Hope you all die before the election. Sorry. I just hate the whole”If I get it I get it crowd.” Charlie is a dick. LOL at Libby’s dad. “We don’t do that in our country.” Bullshit. Charlie would have had a bullet in his ass at the very least IN OUR COUNTRY, Shut up Libby’s Dad and Charlie.
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Charlie is a douche. And drunk. Andrei tells Libby for them to pack their bags and leave. The way Andrei is treating Libby’s family is A MILLION PERCENT OKAY. They are essentially at his home and interrogating him and treating him like shit. And worse they are giving the WORLD more reason to think that Americans are fucking assholes. Because her father and brother have been fucking assholes from the start. Libby and Andrei leave. Libby berates him. I think Andrei should just go to his home and leave Libby to be with her redneck idiot family. Andrei goes back to fight Libby’s brother. And I am just fine as frog fuzz about that.
I’m Just Fine Being Team Andrei All By Myself
I am all alone being Team Andrei and I am fine with that. I do sort of agree with his friends that he needs to smooth the situation over; however, I feel like Libby’s father and brother need to drop the interrogation tactics. I have a feeling that is what drove Andrei over the edge. I also believe (with no evidence at all) that Andrei left the police department and the country due to corruption. And that corruption probably also resulted in in interrogations. I agree with Andrei that his wife needs to be supporting him. Eventually, she leaves with him. But very reluctantly.
Angela & Michael
Michael can marry me for a damn green card at this point. I feel bad that he is trying so hard…for Angela? She treats him like shit. I should warn him that I am realistic and I too cannot “tote his baby.” I hate that Angela is the person from Georgia. And is he really so stupid to think that Angela can “tote a baby.” My baby toting days are over but you can have one with someone else. Angela is a moron. I’d like to take this time to apologize on behalf of the state of Georgia.
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It’s only a week away from the wedding. And these two are going cake tasting with Michael’s family. His family is upset that the wedding is going to be more American than Nigerian. Then Michael’s family offers to pay for a big wedding for them. But then, Michael’s family is very upset that his elderly bride can’t “tote a baby” and she has no eggs. SHOCKER. I’m younger than Angela and I am quite sure I don’t have eggs anymore either and haven’t for years. This is ridiculous. If they were rich they could use a surrogate but I don’t think either of them are employed outside of the show. Ah the family members suggest surrogate also. Perhaps one of them will volunteer. But they still need an egg donor.
Bless his heart, Michael really wants a baby and he seems for some reason to really love Angela. What a bad spot he is in. No offense but why is Angela so wrinkly? I am constantly moisturizing. I am not very pretty anymore, but I am constantly moisturizing and NEVER FORGET THE NECK!
Larissa
Why is she still on this show? I don’t give two shits about her. Throw her back over the wall or something. Thanks. And Have a nice day. Why does this bitch have a ring light in her bedroom? Are there any grown adults on the planet who can’t afford a Motel Six for a month? I mean really.
Tania & Syngin
These two are staying in an Air BnB. Syngin is really happy to see his brother. This relationship is doomed no matter how may times she flies to South Africa. Syngin plans to go out with his brother and his friends without Tania. So Tania spends time with Syngin’s mom and sister. First they go shopping. I want all the giraffe things at the market. I have way too much giraffe stuff already. I need to be selling now buying. Tania cries about wanting a better relationship with Syngin. But his mother thinks she has no idea what she has gotten herself into.
Paul & Karine
Well, we already know things end in disaster for these two. Last I heard Karine was still hiding out in an undisclosed location with the baby trying to get away from her abusive husband. Karine loved the house until she realized how close it was to the train track. I don’t live super close to the train track. But there is one a mile or two away. I think they increased the speed the trains were allowed to go recently and I have only recently started to hear it. Come to think of it, I haven’t heard it in a while. Perhaps they reduced the speed again. I also live near an Air Force Base, and when things heat up in the world, I know before anyone because the planes all take off in a hurry. Also If I am outside, I can here the BLARING intercom with the morning wake up song and the night time bedtime song. It’s literally miles away! Haven’t heard that lately either. So I get where Karine is coming from.
Next week is more drama. Shocking No? lol.
Thanks for recapping while so tired. Hope your doggie is all good.
I am with you on Larissa, buh-bye get off my screen. Karine and Paul are toxic, can Mom Stahle take Pierre?
Libby/Andrei…plenty of blame to go around! I hear you on Charlie and Chuck having wrong behavior for the situation. But Andrei has quite the ego for a man who cannot support himself :-). But, the time for these concerns guys…before Libby married him. I like Andrei’s brother and sister-in-law!
I am so sick of egg totin’ talk! Look, she wasn’t able to have kids at 48 let alone over 50. By the way, I am 57 and moisturize like crazy, Angela looks a decade older than me. And, the chain smoking…yikes! Isn’t she a care home worker? Cancer scare should we a wake up call.
LOL Moisturizing is key. And being fat helps too! I sadly smoke a lot and even so I don’t have all the wrinkles she has. How does that happen?
Any good suggestions for moisturizer cream? I love Neutrogena antiwrinkle cream.
Joey, the key is to know your skin type! I have dry skin so I go for lanolin in my moisturizer and SPF. I use different skin lotion for body than face and I use an eye moisturizer. And don’t forget the feet!
I am so lucky. As a pre-teen my mom insisted I have a facial care routine for 3 year before I was allowed to wear eyeliner (her idea of makeup for a teen). So I have always cleansed and moisturized.
Great advice. My daughter is a tween so I will start her in a great facial routine.
Because I doubt she is really 54 as claimed. I think lots of the ages given are off.
I love the sound of trains through the night. It comforts me. In a Crockett, we had the trains and when I lived there the first time, we had the C&H Sugar factory blowing whistles. It was loud enough to remind you what time it was and soft enough to ignore if you didn’t want to hear it. Then … the SF crowd started moving in and got the whistle turned off. Fuckers! It was there DECADES before they got there. In Monterey, on my days off, I could hear Taps. It was mikes away, but I could hear it. Taos reminds me of my dad. He taught me the words and what it meant.
Maybe I should watch this show.
Super recap, TT, thank you!
I feel bad for Asuelu. He’s very young, and I think somewhat mentally challenged. I think Kalani is just now figuring this out, after two babies. I don’t think she’s going to be able to tolerate being the only adult, forever, which is sad for all of them.
TT, I am also Team Andrei! Libby’s dad and brother were way out of line, trying to interrogate him at a dinner with his family and friends. So rude! They’ve had plenty of time to try to dig stuff up on him. That ship has SAILED. Andrei and Libby are married with a baby. So quit giving them money if you want, but shut the hell up. Be civil. That works better. Think of your baby granddaughter.
Angela and Michael– Run, Michael, run! Find a nice girl your own age, and have a family. Angela is wayyy too old for you, and she isn’t even nice to you!
Larissa, Eric, Coltee, whatever– Just NO. I despise them all.
Syngin is not going to be happy unless he’s home in South Africa. Tania is going to have to decide whether she’s up for that. They have never seemed like they were a match. They should both find partners they are more compatible with.
Karine–TLC needs to pay for her and the baby to get home to Brazil, and help her get set up there. TLC did not do their due diligence in having someone dangerous like Paul on their show. He has a criminal background, and they knew it or should have known it. Karine should sue the crap out of them.
Mrs Greenway, I want to clutch you to my bosom. But not in a weird way. lol. Okay maybe in in weird way because i need a hug, And you just gave me a virtual one. Does anyone remember hugs?
Yes…..and I miss them!
Mrs Greenway
I feel for Asuelo too. Cultural or not, the family was RUDE and money grubbing. Acting entitled to HIS money and Kalani’s parents. He was hurt. I cannot tell if he’s slow or if it is from growing up on an island living a simple lifestyle.
Syngin needs to dump Tania All About Me and stay in South Africa
I rarely ever see Angela being kind and loving towards Michael no matter how hard he tries to please her, it’s just sad to me….she just cusses, smokes and yells all the time.
“.she just cusses, smokes and yells all the time.” Sadly, I can relate.
Excellent Recap Merlot Queen – You Are Cooking With Gas!!
I did not get much sleep last night – it’s hot, phone ringing due to Covidiot Cockwomblers ( who may feck up my holiday next week ) so I am a tad grumpy…
Larissa, Eric, Dave the room mate, Colteee and your wet dick, Debs, Jess, Vanessa – Can you all please just FECK OFF.
Syngin your soulmate is South Africa – Tania you have no soul just your mammy’s she shed…how apt.
Angela and Michael – Michael is the emotional/physical abuse worth it so you can go to Trumplandia and the love of your life who is the originally Cockwombler (I have the receipts ) might not let you in…Run Michael Run
Paul & Karine – Mrs Greenway has already posted my thoughts – Love her name – Now that is what I call the “wearing of the green”….am I tad envious – Yes…The whole of Ireland needs to change their name to “Greenway”…how deliciously Irish mad that would be.
You failed to clear Going On Holiday with me. IJS.
If the cockwombler from Trumplandia, & the cockwombler from BubblingBorislandia got their shit together you could come with me IJS-
I am going on an Irish holiday…It’s a 10 min walk away from my front door to my Paradise Palace of peace and contentment.
Next Year Merlot Queen the world will be our oyster.
Libby’s father and brother are assholes. It’s true Andrei isn’t handling it well. Neither is Libby. She could easily say, “drop the interrogation. We’re all here for a wedding. If you don’t want to participate you don’t have to but you can’t keep bringing this same thing up over and over. Just stop.” And if they bring it up again it should be her who says you’re not welcome anymore. It’s always the job of the blood relative to handle the relationship with his/her family.
Thank you.
True.
Nooooo, I disagree. I think that they know that Andrei is lying about being a police officer and other stuff. We saw them asking about his past in previous shows. He refuses to answer their questions. Now they have the opportunity to ask his friends. I do think the brother, chuckie? whatever his name is, was wrong in his repeatedly asking the same question over and over. But Andrei was wrong for treating the dad disrespectfully when the dad paid for the wedding, plane ticket to Moldova and probably that dinner.
I also wonder how much is for tv because when Andrei, Libby and her family were on pillow talk, they all got along great. How much of this drama is for the show?
The dad needs to cut Libby off financially. If anyone talked to me that way and I gave them money afterwards, then shame on me!
@Joey – I would say about 85% of their drama is for the show.
I hate that my “reality shows” are scripted.
I am so torn. I feel Dad & Bro were rude. But Andre is HIDING something. I also say Andrei is better on PT. But if you watch, he flares up and catches himself.
But hands down it is time for Daddy to cut off Libby and Andrei
Andrrrei told the father/brother team to “go back to their effing country”. Maybe they should – and take the checkbook with them and ask Andrrrei to reimburse the trucking school fees.
Totally Team Andrei! Libby’s family thinks they are so much better than him. Her brother is just looking for camera time. I wish Andrei would have just decked him!
I might be alone on this one but I think that Colt’s mother is a horrible person. Let Colt have his relationships and fuck them up on his own. She is so damn jealous of any other woman getting attention from him and it’s disturbing to me. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Totally agree with all of that.
Also true
Now *I* may be alone in this but…Debbie’s not wrong. Yes, she is too involved in her son’s life. Yes, she knew what she was doing and hoped that would break them up. AND she’s right that Jess isn’t good for Colt, that he’s jumping into another toxic relationship, and that it’s ludicrous to be thinking of marriage and baby names after only knowing each other for such a short time. And she can already see that Jess has “Green Card” stamped on her forehead.
Debbie might be a terrible person but she was right all the way down the line about Jess and Colteee not being a good match.
Go ahead and stone me now. 😜
No stones for you from me. Deb was absolutely correct that Jess was a younger version with less baggage than Larissa. A Latina with an agenda, a temper, and a propensity for violence. Throwing things at him, shoving him, those are the beginnings of domestic violence. Hasn’t he had enough of that already?
It’s true that Coltee and Debbee are way too enmeshed in each other’s lives. Debbee had two choices: do nothing and watch him go down the same exact path, or drop the Vanessa bomb and watch Jess go buh bye as she reveals her true colors. I don’t condone what she did but I understand why.
And she lied to him. She said she didn’t know Colt wasn’t allowed to talk to Vanessa. She is too codependent in him. It is boarderline creepy. Then add in all the cats.
Angela and Elizabeth’s brother and father are the definition of “ugly american” and it’s embarrassing to watch the way they behave. Who goes to another country and complain because it is different than America? I am not a fan of Andrei at all but I have to agree , in this instance, I’m wanting him to kick Charlie’s ass.
Kalani & Asuelu – Where do I start….Long story short…you are a modern day Irish Fairy Tale.
1.Asuelu: You are a fairy changling
2. The “ghost” in the bathroom…that was a foretelling from the water closet sprite- Get your shit together or baby number 3 is on the way…Congratulations it’s a girl.-
3. Asuelu- Your mother is a Dearg Due she will suck you dry – heed the water closet sprite or baby number 3 will surely follow in the Dearg Due footsteps.
3.Asuelu & Kalani – Your sisters are the The Morrígan – a trio of sisters who appear as crows,
You are hilarious!
@Lisa Lisa – Have you got 90 Days Wife Swap organised yet?
I’m working on it LOL How about Asuelu and Larissa (that’s a “cheapee” and a gold digger) Ari and Michael (at least we know she can tote a baby and won’t yell at him ) Brittany and Biniyam (she can twerk in his rap videos) Lana and “Williams” ( that’s a online skype hooker and a catfish. )
@Lisa Lisa – I am loving your thought process – this is a winner- I would rather watch your 90 Day than the Darcy & Stacy bitching, fighting, crying, screaming, drunken, delusional show that is heading our way…I will not be watching.
Darcy & Stacy is a no for me as well. I find them both annoying, not very interesting and a waste of time.
I am in COMPLETE agreement with you on Libby’s obnoxious, embarrassing family. I think the corruption angle you have has got to be the explanation for not wanting to discuss. I hated, last week, when her father couldn’t even say something nice about Moldova when asked. “It’s interesting.” “The kids are playing outside after dark.” Go back to your Trump womb and wait for your middle-class existence to be yanked out from under you if he wins again. Then see how big you can puff up your chest.
LOL–Larissa–throw her back over the wall!!!
well, Trump did get one thing he wanted. Mexico may in fact build and pay for a wall to keep us out. The are literally closing their borders to us under his watch. VOTE BIDEN HARRIS! I am so thrilled with his pick for VP.
That is a very good, ironic point.
Didn’t know Kamala till that Jeff Sessions hearing several years ago–made me a big fan!
Chuck and Charlie were a bit much, but if Andrei had just answered the question the first time instead of being so evasive and defensive, it wouldn’t have escalated. Additionally, you can’t cop that much attitude with Libby’s family, especially the father, when you have been on the family payroll for years because you’re lazy and refuse to work outside the home. I’m shocked at the number of people defending the way he speaks to and treats Libby and the family. He’s verbally abusive, rude, and entitled.
But what if the answer to the question was that the police force is full of spies and people that threatened me so I left the fucking country. WHAT IF HE CAN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION ON TV AN PRODUCTION KEEPS ON PRESSING IT? Sorry for yelling I am kind of crabby at the moment,
Merlot Queen – Andrei would have never been allowed to get his security licence in Dublin unless he was squeaky clean.
I thought he said he was a bouncer in a bar in Ireland. I don’t remember him saying he worked security over there.
@ Carson – A Bouncer in Europe is regarded as a Security Guard.
He would have had a complete background check done to confirm he had never been arrested – He would have also had to pay €350 for the background check, completed a training course and then received a Security Procedures QQI Level 4 Minor Award (4N1114) or equivalent.
I am Team Andrei because I understand. My dad was Russian/Polish and so I grew up with a lot of “Baltic Boys” as family and friends. He loved to debate, argue — and he had an engineering background – so a perfectionist. Tough combo. He did expect my mom to stay home with me and take care of in-laws and her parents. Because she was Polish, it was expected and accepted by all. You would not see my dad’s sensitive and loving side – but everyone knew it was there – most of all me. Only reason it was less dramatic was that the cultures of all were the same.
All that said – did I marry a “Baltic Boy” – no way.
I agree that Andrei would have de-escalated the whole situation if he had just given a reasonable answer to their question. Something like “I wasn’t comfortable with the way things were done in my job so I decided to do something different.” Case closed. If they pursued it further than they REALLY would have been seen as even worse assholes. Having said that, it’s none of their business. Once Andrei said he didn’t want to talk about that past, regardless of whether or not that satisfied her family, they should have dropped it. They don’t get to badger him just because. And, as I’ve said before, it’s pointless to even ask about it because they’re married, have a child, and Andrei isn’t going anywhere. As long as he’s not currently in the Moldovan Mafia, who cares?
Andrie shook his head no when Libby’s brother asked the friend about him. He is totally hiding something and didn’t want the friends to say anything about him. But at this point, they are married and Libby’s family needs to shut up and think about Eleanor. Eleanor deserves loving parents who can teach her to respect and love others. Eleanor deserves to know and be proud of both countries her parents are from. Chuck, be nice to Andrei because you love Eleanor!!!
I am 100% on team Andrei.
Paul and karine had their court day today. Karine was awarded a 3 year protective order against him. At some point, TLC will need to pay for her to fly home or we will soon see a GFM account for her.
I felt sorry for Aseluo. His momma and sisters are grubby money hungry monsters, it appears.
Colt, Deb, Larrisa and Eric are pee break worthy.
Thanks for the recap. I love this show.
Hi! I’m team time to cut off Libby and Andrei.lol. I do wonder what he is hiding.
THREE YEARS! Whoa. I do think Karine is part of the problem in the toxic relationship but she should be safe. Isn’t she pregnant?
@Daintyfeets – Hope your feeling better?
Excellent news for Karine.
TLC will have to take responsibility and accountability as Karine made it crystal clear no “GFM” on her IG Statement-
One was started on 2nd August and then closed down as linked to fraud…according to the fairies it may have been Paul who opened it.
Take care “cuisle mo cridhe”
Thank you, A chara
TT, I too am TEAM ANDREEEIII, especially in this situation. Libby’s family are disgusting rude pigs who arrogantly believe they have an ounce of class. Their ignorance & behaviour is repulsive. And yes, given how much of a duck they both were, Libby should have squashed it. They’re already married and have a child, support and uplift them instead of constantly having a go at Andrei!
Also, I laughed when you mentioned Angie’s wrinkles, she looks great (for her) this year after all that Botox. It can only do so much though. I made the mistake of listening to a meme saying “Google old grannies” and I bet you what you see there is what she’s got going on (blah!)…poor Michael indeed.
Libby’s father and brother were rude and behaved horribly while Andrei’s family and friends appear to have been nothing but nice to Libby and her family. Not a great fan of Andrei, don;t care for his attitude, how he speaks to Libby or the fact that he will not work. Really though, that’s all up to Libby and what she s willing to tolerate. She has a mouth on her, she can speak up for herself when she wants to. As for how Chuck and Charlie acted in Moldova, gotta go Team Andrei. Cracked up when he called Charlie her “fat assed brother.”
It’s ironic Coltee didn’t call the police on Jess, I guess he only likes to do that when deportation is looming over their head. I’m no fan of Larissa or Jess, but Colt and Debbie are a toxic duo.
Libby’s Dad and Brother are an embarrassment. I like Andrei as well, but I haven’t watched their 90 Day season yet, so my opinion is subject to change.
Anyone think Andrei was married previously or had a baby mama in Ireland?
I would never let a man talk down to my Dad, especially if he supported me like he supports Lizzy. No way this is not alright I don’t care what country your in. NO WAY!! Andre seems to be fine with the Father paying for the wedding but he wants them to leave. Really? Pay for your own wedding. I don’t know why they had to go to Moldova for a wedding when they already had a wedding here in America. As far as the father stating they don’t do this in America, I’m more likely to believe that they don’t treat each other like that in their own family, it has nothing to do with America. I don’t think Andrei cares about corruption, he must have done something that makes him so defensive when asked about his past. Just tell them so they can stop asking, why drag it out. I love Michael, even when she is treating him like dirt, he is still so respectful. He needs to run as fast as he can. Please Michael RUN! All is could say about Asuelo is, poor poor poor Asuelo. I don’t know why we keep seeing Larissa on this show. TLC really wants the drama. Wherever she goes she causes drama.
Libby’s family is AWFUL! I don’t get the point of their interrogation. They’re already married with a baby. Also, I know (on the Internet) a girl who rents a home from Libby’s dad. She lives there with her husband and young children. The house is in foreclosure because apparently Libby’s dad hasn’t been paying the mortgage. The poor thing is in a horrible situation allegedly all because of them. I’m not Andrei’s biggest fan because sometimes he’s just too much for me but, in this case I’m team Andrei all the way!