I really hope that Kenny doesn’t continue to disappoint us on this 90 Day The Other Way Recap. I’m just thinking about moving to a Spanish speaking country (Costa Rica? Uruguay? Spain with Tuatha?) and I am already trying to learn a few words. Honestly, I’d rather try to brush off my years of French classes but I’m only good with Bonjour! and Ou est le bar?
Okay, I already started 90 day Happily Ever last night and I promise to get back to it but I need my Kenny and Armando right no and it is trending. I have two hour to recap and I probably won’t hit the trend but I really want to watch this. In other news, why was I smart enough to buy five jars of Mt. Olive diced jalepenos and only on jar of Frontera Tomatillo sauce? Sorry was putting things in the pantry. Also I want to go back to bed and i have only been awake for five hours. Oh for some reason I thought we were FINALLY getting two hours of this but it is only ONE hour and pillow talk.
Kenny & Armando
I am so disappointed in Kenny I cannot watch. Can Armando just go straight and marry me? Kenny has already flown his two adult daughters down. They are in a very fancy pants resort. I’m so kind of over Kenny. I am having trouble finding the fancy hotel. Their signage is unreadable. I do want to go to Los Rios Hotel and Spa in Australia though. And maybe live in Noosa? But sadly they will not take our Covid ridden asses in Noosa at the moment…
Oh God. We have to talk about the 80s for what it was. Basically, some of us were going off to church camp with our BFF and buying matching Izods. And the gay community was dying. We were afraid too, but not like our gay friends. It kind of annoys me when people want to have 80s parties. If everyone back then had been gay. It would be just like it is now. I enjoyed my youth, but it was still scary even for straight people. It’s not a decade I would want to live in now. A DECADE. Not five months of being afraid of going to the grocery store. At least we were young and stupid and didn’t really get at the time how very fucking bad it was. Sorry for the rant.
That said, I don’t think Armando is going to appreciate all the fanfare. And the daughters are skeptical. They point out that this may be too much too soon for Armando. I’m not sure this is a good idea. I feel like Kenny makes it all about Kenny.
This is such a terrible and selfish idea from Kenny. Doesn’t he remember being in the closet? And it is just way too soon. Kenny is starting to look like a gay principal I once had. I loved him and was so happy…and then… I resigned. I can’t with this type of gay guy. You love them and then… they show themselves. This proposal is all about Kenny. It’s sweet that Kenny cries though. Armando says yes and Kenny’s family and friends set off a celebration. I still say it is too early for this. But everyone seems happy! So YAY? I love that the daughters were there They were so kind to Armando! “You are perfect.” SOBS.
Kenny getting all choked up was sweet. And so was his family and friends shooting off confetti guns. I hope this couple has nothing but happiness ahead. And I can’t wait for Armando’s daughter to move in with them.
Brittany & Yazan
How is this ever supposed to work? I would LOVE to live in Jordan. Am I allowed there? Brittany is at least wearing the hijab. They are off to the mosque. I so miss mosques. Also WHY DID I NOT BUY ANY SNACKS? I am the worst shopper ever, I need a snack. A chip, A Cheeto. I am going to have to reshop at Target online tomorrow. Today? Last week? Next year? It’s all the same. Anyway. I love that Brittany is embracing the Muslim culture. Brittany loves the mosque. It’s hard not to love a mosque. Everyone should see a mosque. It pure peace. And Jordan …it’s such a spiritual place. I’m impressed with Brittany.
When I was a little kid in Libya we could hear the call to prayer from my house. Not to be disrespectful at all because I loved every second. But there was call to prayer we called “Allah Who Is A Bum?” At least that is what our ignorant minds heard. I’d love to find out finally what that meant on this show. I must confess I still sing that out loud sometimes hoping may Allah hears me. I may have gone to the First Baptist Church of Tripoli and been baptized in the Mediterranean sea. But a part of me feels Muslim. I am so happy that Brittany has an open heart to a new religion.
Jordan Is Spectacular!
So they got out and she orders “chai” no babe it is “shahee” you are not at Starbucks. I am rewatching to complete this recap and at least in this place she does say shahee, sort of. What the fuck happened to the whole YOU CAN FORCE ANY RELIGION ON PEOPLE, Yazan? She is just learning! Wait did he just give her three days to convert? WTF? You can’t demand anyone to have a religion at all. Let alone in three days SPOILER ALERT! She does convert But not because she was forced into it. WAIT IS THAT A LIPTON TEA BAG IN JORDAN? Jesus. Also, she has no head covering. Britanny walks out of the restaurant. After talking with production, she returns.
Deavan & Jihoon
I want to go everywhere. But since that is not practical, I’m going to take a pass on South Korea and really all Asian countries. It’s just not my vibe. And neither is this relationship. I mean I am sure I would enjoy myself and I actually came very close to going once when a guy I really liked was allegedly staying there. Long story. But really, life is short and I’d rather explore Africa, especially the Northern part where I grew up. I love the little girl. She is a born traveler like me. She likes centipedes and she’s just special.
How do they have this very nice car and a very nice hotel? I think I have a great immune system from growing up in Libya. Deavan’s mother is obnoxious. She’s not a traveler. She’s the ugly American we all have to try to dispel when traveling. We are not all ignorant Trumpsters! Somehow (production) provides a great place for them to stay. Oh it is only for one month. That baby is adorable. And Drascilla is an amazing little girl. All of the grandparents agree to butt out of their relationship. We’ll see how that works. Oh no! Drascilla runs off into the night alone!
Why? This seems to be a good time for a bathroom break. Cheesestick and Melyza got out for drinks with her father and he confesses that he cheated on her. The dad who used to love Cheesestick says that should end their relationship. Cheesestick cries. Hopefully, this will be the end of Cheesestick.
Next week, it is time for Kenny to meet the parents. Armando hestitates about whether to tell them about the engagement. Sumit’s parents want to talk to him and Jenny about their relationship. Ari learns that she must be baptized in the Christian faith before the baby can be baptized. Brittany and Azan have another meeting with his parents.
Sorry this recap is so disjointed. I’ve been have some major issues with my site this week and I kept having to chat with my hosting site. I still cannot access my home page on this site. Is anyone else having this issue?