Now that I’ve gotten caught up on Rome, it’s time to head back to Cancun for the RHONY recap. When we left off, Sonja was wasted as usual, and Ramona was talking about Leah’s vagina, That seems to be Ramona’s favorite subject. Dorinda finally gets drunk Sonja into bed. Then she goes to try to check on Ramona and Ramona is rude to Dorinda. Ramona tells Dorinda that she needs to go to AA and take Sonja with her. True. But not something a friend says on vacation. Dorinda is not even drinking. I’m not even sure I watched the last episode.
I’m bored. Really bored. Can they please just all go to bed? Dorinda is now throwing Luann’s arrest in her face. Again. Finally, we all go to bed. Dorinda once again wakes up fresh as a daisy. Does it snow in Mexico? Meanwhile, Sonja is trying to get Ramona to believe that the reason she was so fucked up was because she took a “dehydrating water pill.” Somewhere around here is a blind item about the pills Sonja takes every morning. And the source was one of her interns. Maybe this one? Anyway, this whole game of who has the worst drinking problem is getting old.
Luann’s Camel Riding Redemption
Luann is going to once again try to ride a camel. That’s always good for a laugh. Since no one is drunk yet, Ramona is googling anger management issues. She says Dorinda has an anger problem. Pot? Meet kettle. Ramona’s next target is Leah. She lectures her like a child. AGAIN. Ramona actually apologizes. Sort of.
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Every time I see a camel ride I have memories of childhood trauma. Let’s just say I ruined the camel ride for my parents. Ooopsy. That said, camels are awful creatures. These camels are HUGE. But they have saddles with “handlebars” that was not my experience. Ramona doesn’t get on a camel at all. Sonja demands to get off immediately. Leah literally jumps off the camel. Only Luann and Dorinda enjoy the camel ride to the end.
Sonja Gets A Birthday Party
As a reward for surviving the camels they have a stunning cabana full of flowers. The food looking incredible. I want to try it all! Luann tries to clear the air with Dorinda. Dorinda is too defensive about her drinking to make any forward progress. Eventually, they agree not to bring up each others drinking. Then Luann joins a men’s volleyball game promising that she is a great player. She’s awful.
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Next, everyone is off for a surprise birthday dinner for Sonja. They are highly overdressed for a cantina. Sonja loves her party. The extremely short waiter comes out with a full bottle of tequila on is head. What could possibly go wrong? Then the guy comes out with four huge fishbowls of margaritas balanced on top of each other, on his head! This is the best birthday ever! This is the best place they have ever eaten! Luann is scoping out the men. Everyone is getting along. So far. Even Ramona and Leah.
Stop Talking About Vaginas!
Dorinda and Luann go to the bathroom to change into costumes. Luann comes out and sings Happy Birthday in a giant sombrero. Cabaret style of course. Then Dorinda comes out with a cake. For reasons that are unclear, she is wearing golden turban and fake giant boobs. Sonja motorboats the fake boobs. Because, Sonja. Things were going great until Leah and Ramona argue about their vaginas. Ramona is always the one bringing it up and then screaming about people talking about it.
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Next week looks like fine. In true Luann fashion, she picks up a guy or two and Leah makes out with one of them. I hope the next morning everyone was cool. And not all UNCOOL. 🙂 See you next week.
RHONY is great because these ladies live in the real world and get over things quickly. They are all fighting in the morning
and having fun together by night. RHOBH should take note. Hateful, pregnant Teddi being mean to Denise is not TV anyone wants to see.
I think it’s so sad when she wakes up feeling ashamed and starts lying about what happened (to people who were there, about things that were on camera).
I know they make a few scenes out of a full day of footage, but it looked like Dorinda abruptly deteriorated from tipsy-but-coherent to extremely drunk in the middle of her conversation with Leah.
It reminds me of my aunt who had gastric bypass surgery. The surgery changed her ability to metabolize alcohol. She would call me and pour a glass of wine. At “hello” she was completely sober. In under 10 minutes, she’d become drunk/angry/slurring.
^ sorry, I meant to post this as a reply to JoJoFLL
I agree 100%
I don’t get what is in it for Teddy to be so mean? The only thing I can think of is that maybe Kyle whispered in her ear that if they get rid of Denise and Teddy’s position is more secure
WTF is wrong with Dorinda? She has serious issues.
I don’t know who is worse, Ramona or Dorinda.
YES! It must’ve snowed in Mexico. LOL None of these women have any business judging the other women. Ramona is just obnoxious. I noticed when she mentioned her own birthday party, her 50 friends increased to 60 or 70. She is a hypocrite when it comes to Leah. Sonja talked about her own chubby pussy. Sonja also was screaming about her pussy when they went to the dude’s house back at the beginning of the season. Sonja has always stripped down, exposed herself, etc. Ramona doesn’t berate her as she does Leah. What is her problem w/Leah?????
Youth… that is the only issue she has with Leah. She was the same with Kristen. Young, pretty blondes aggravate Ramona, maybe because that was Mario’s type? But there’s definitely an issue there.
I think there might be a perversely maternal element that might include jealousy about youth.
Ramona has a prude streak. Remember when she wanted to quit the show because Alex McCord had a nude photo published at some point in her life?
She seems to have loosened up about her older divorced contemporaries being vulgar and drunk, but has a different standard for unmarried “young ladies.” Even if the young ladies are middle aged.
I might swear when talking with a friend my age without noticing, but if a six year old unleashed a string of profanity when describing a play date, I’d be surprised. Again, we’re talking about adult women, not 6 year olds, so Ramona is weird…but that’s my read.
Bucky, I get the same read on Ramona regarding Leah. Leah’s my age; trust me when I say the rich old men aren’t looking for moms who are pushing 40 even if us moms are cute! Those two seem to be working through some really odd mother daughter issues.
Inappropriate behavior and drunk Sonja makes Ramona look good. She must be trying to save Leah from becoming the next Sonja.
Ramona is jealous of anyone younger because those are the women rich men want. Ramona is too old to attract a rich man and she knows it. She, Dorinda, Sonja and Luann are all in that same age group. That is why they resented Tinsley who was pretty and well connected.
“… when she mentioned her own birthday party, her 50 friends increased to 60 or 70.”
Yes!!! By the reunion, it will probably have morphed into The Ramona Ball with 563 in attendance – including Queen Elizabeth II and Oprah.
Come on, Ramona. Admit was it really was. A bunch of over-plumped social climbers wandering around an ugly oversized conference room dressed for prom and biding their time until production unblocked the exits and released them back into society. ?
I loved Luann’s Spench… Huevos a la Rancheros.
That was a good one. No “a la.” It did remind me to look up the “a la Francaise” and I found Luann’s recipe and Eric Ripert’s recipe. Almost the same, I’ll try his.
When these women went to the cantina & Luann started dancing with the waiter Leah’s narration had me in stitches. They were having fun. But leave it to Ramona to ruin a good thing. That women is worse than an enema. She’s luvs to hurt ppl, I truly believe that! It’s a symptom of a bigger problem she is hiding, she has an ugly personality! I know I sound harsh but I believe she is very unhappy and she attacks ppl so that they won’t attack her! It’s a form of self-perservation! U can also call it a for of self-defense. That’s just my observation! Anyway
I laughed at Dorinda’s costume & her attempt to
“make it nice” for Sonya it was sweet! Peace ?
Worse than an enema. LOL
“That women is worse than an enema. ” I just spewed beer laughing.
The worst thing about surgery for me is an enema. Cut me open, remove things, but NO ENEMA. They are traumatic for me. (I didn’t have one for my hysterectomy, maybe that isn’t part of prep any more.) And you are right, Ramona is WORSE.
Watching these woman drink is getting really old. They are in Mexico surrounded by beautiful beaches a gorgeous house & delicious looking food but thet are all legless drunk. Don’t mean to judge but I cannot understand the collegiate binge drinking. It’s like senior citizens in Animal House. Show us the sites the people art & culture not old ladies getting tanked over & over. # Rant over
Legless drunk!!!
I’ve been there… ?
Ramona’s lace jumpsuit did her figure no favors. No camouflage for pooping, either. I wish she had.
These women make such a big ordeal of EVERYTHING. I rode a camel in 1986. Marine World relocated to Vallejo, Calif. The animal team found our weird town (Crockett), across the bridge. Every few days was another animal adventure. Toot’s bartender Tommy making ostrich egg omelets for 20 from 2 eggs, reptile visits, etc. One day, it was a camel visit. I got off work just in time to be last to ride. There was no big fancy saddle. I recognized Miles from the Virginia City camel races. The handler (can’t think of his name) said Miles liked me, as Miles picked up speed. Then, Miles broke away and took off running with me hysterically laughing. He stopped right back in front of the bar. The guy apologized profusely, but it was fun. Too bad my work skirt “pulled a Leah” and ended up around my waist! At least I was thin back then.
Thanks for this, honestly sounds way more fun than this Housewives trip away from the adventuresome parts of Cancun.
Had an amazing ride on a camel in Egypt- weird saddle, you wrapped your legs round the base folded your arms. lean back and go with the flow.
Another camel was coming towards us, my camel and the other camel must have had a previous grievance against each other and today was the day that grievance was coming to a head.
My camel clocked the other camel and thought ” Game On” and picked up speed, I am not aware the other camel had pissed my camel off – My camel is getting closer – Camel handler who is quite a way’s back is shouting in Egyptian – Nope my camel is on a mission and nothing,or nobody is interfering.
The other camel is being led by a camel handler and he is walking and chilling enjoying the day, Iam giggling like a four year old… Camels give you belly laughs..might be the movement.
My camel veers to the left and full on side swipes the other camel who flips, 4 legs splayed, slides down the sand dunes with its handler holding on to it’s reins attempting some weird Egyptian water skiing sand dance thing.
My camel the little fecker stretches it’s neck over the sand dunes and starts spitting- that annoyed me, well out out order spitting..disgusting!!
LOFL. At least he didn’t spit on you! Even better, you weren’t the ones skiing down the dune.
This is getting tiresome. All they do is drink. They are supposed to be “ladies” and this is what you get. Bravo you need to stop this insanity. Not fun watching this anymore.
@Eleanor I beg to differ in their world “ladies” stand for – Legless,Annihilated, Discombobulated, Inebriated,Embalmed,Sauce Monsters.
Hi everyone, I wish I had Luanne’s body she looked great in everything she wore last night. Ramona Ramona, I do not think she is jealous of Leah’s age, I just think Leah is annoying. I cannot stand Ramona but her complaints have validity. However, if Ramona berated Sonja for the same things it wouldnt look as bad because Leah is no worse than Sonja, but for some reason I can accept Sonja. I think Leah does everything for shock value and when she is not getting attention she does something or says something she knows will garner attention rather positive or negative. Dorinda reminds me of my ex who would get drunk and high on cocaine, then would curse me out for the next three days, she is a horrible person who is in constant denial.
I completely agree about Leah! She is just yuk, thinks she’s cool, but NOPE, just gross and over the top annoying, just stfu!
On WWHL recently Megan McCain, SE Cupp and Jerry O’Connell (all huge housewives fans) were asks who is the GOAT housewife. Megan said Erica, SE said… I forget but it wasn’t Nene and Jerry said LEAH. Some people seem to think she is the second coming. I’m just not getting it. I would have said Bethenny. or maybe Kyle.
In other news, because I can’t remember days, I took my trash out two days early. Pickup day is Tuesday which apparently has not happened yet.
I have a similar ex, Ms Joyce.
So sad I wasted 10 years of my life on that dude!
I knew Sonja found a Xanax instead of crumbs in her bed last week. Within an hour of putting whatever it was in her mouth, she was totally gone. Yes diuretics can cause side effects but I’m assuming combining them with Xanax and booze was the real issue. Apparently it snows adderall or Ritalin in Mexico too, maybe good ole fashioned snow too! Who knows. Regardless I love Sonja and just want the best for her. I love how good she looks in her talking heads from wherever she may be. Luann was hilarious playing volleyball and getting whacked in the face immediately. Ramonas cheerleader act was so weird and wrong while they were playing. Like no. Just never do that again please. I have nothing else to say that hasn’t been said about Dorinda and the drinking and the meanness.
I probably should post this in an open forum…. I used to love RHONY and loved to comment. And now it’s not the case, because I don’t like the show anymore not bc of TT.
I wish I watched Catfish bc those threads suddenly seem infinitely more interesting, but stay safe TT.
I’ve watched all 6 of the Netflix Unsolved Mysteries and I kind of wish you would write up something about those. I keep reading psychic readings on those cases and I know you love true crimes I’m just starting a “maybe this would be nice” of a new stream for TT on this series. I know I should have waited for an open forum to maybe say this but I don’t know I wanna talk about this stuff and I think it maybe popular and you know Bravo is so lame lately…..let’s add to TT’s popularity and keep getting off the Bravo teet. I’m so over Bravo. Ugh she can have everything as long as she has time to recap I guess I wish she would recap this stuff. That’s my only request. But I do not like Bravo very much anymore and I used to like RHONY a lot and it’s so bad now. TT always tells us to watch things other than Bravo. They will never make stuff better unless they see less viewers or other ways of protest. I bet the Bravo executives pay attention to what we say here to keep their pulse on the beat and I don’t think RHONY is interesting anymore.
But I really like this new Unsolved Mysteries in case you have time to watch and comment.
@Siamukha – Bring it up in an Open Forum Long Story Short – I have been a fan of :Unsolved Mysteries since the original series in 1987.
The lunch on the beach looked amazing. I wish these woman weren’t so entitled that they actually noticed the beautiful things around them.
Without Bethenny this show isn’t fun to watch anymore. She was always the voice of reason. (Usually)
I loved this episode, despite Ramona and Dorinda. They are who they are. Despite (or because of) her narcissism , I just love Luann. She is generally a good sport , will try anything, was brave about getting back on that camel, danced beautifully with the amazing waiter , tanked the volleyball game , and smiled and looked great doing it. The BH housewives could learn a thing or two from her .
That’s why I enjoy watching Luann as well. Plus her glamour shots in her talking heads are life. I know too many ppl with similar photos on display in their homes. They’re all total kooks obv. My aunt takes the cake though. She used to have a series of “tasteful” nudes displayed on their whatever type of piano isn’t a grand piano and isn’t an upright players piano like you’d see in a music class. These are my genes!! Lol
Ok. I’ve got to know. In Luann’s talking head shots, who is that person in the oblong poster sized pic in her bookcase. ?? It’s looks like her but it also looks like a 16 year old Italian guy with a pseudo mullet!! Who is it? Anyone else noticed?
Her daughter perhaps? If not, then i think its a young Luann. I noticed it as well, and watched my recording of the show at least 3 times, and i focused on the face, it looks like a much younger Luanne, however it could be her daughter.
I think it’s her son in the photo. Very jet-set European looking.
Dorinda has some real serious issues! She’s making Luann and Ramona look like the voices of reason. She’s mean, nasty, slurring and sloppy & should be in rehab/AA. Now she’s bonding w/Sonja (who she ripped apart in recent past seasons) and Leah. She’s bonding w/other sloppy drunks so she doesn’t look as bad. Funny, how she loves Luann but always soo close to the surface is her reminding Lu of her mug shot in seconds – which she’s done over and over!! Luann was just relaying the Ramona conversation and Dorinda immediately jumps to that! Ramona certainly has her personality, narcissitic traits and crazy, but have to agree with her regarding Dorinda, Leah, Sonja!!! Unfortunately, this show has turned into ‘Drunk Hags Gone Wild’. Luann looking wonderful and seems to have her act together this season!!
On WWHL, Leah said she’s been sober for months. Sonja said she doesn’t drink between RH seasons, but there have been drunken episodes out there in “the internets” that say otherwise. LuAnn HAD BEEN teetotaling with her daughter early in the pandemic, don’t know where she is drinking-wise now.
Dorinda … it is a CLASSIC alcoholic thing to do the old “at least I didn’t … get a mugshot … pull my dress over my head without underwear … poop in my pants and flirt with asshole MAGA men …” to “prove” you do not have a drinking problem/are not an alcoholic. There is a term for it in AA (there’s a term for EVERYTHING in AA) for people who do that. Eventually, Dorinda will clean up … or check out… I hope the former.
Rock bottom