RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. Apologies for being behind on everything. I just want to sleep. I am three or four shows behind on recapping. 🙁 I really want to see the Rome shows though so let’s start there.
We pick up in Kyle’s suite after last week’s big confrontational dinner. In attendance are Kyle, Teddi, Sutton, Rinna and Erika. And Dorit, Garcellle and Denise are in Garcelle’s suite. Denise say that it is slander. Sutton fears that Denise will just get the hell out of Dodge, errr Roma. I suspect that is exactly what will happen. Then what will the bitches talk about? It’s all about getting the spotlight off whatever it is they are doing, and onto Denise.
Rain Boots In Roma
The next morning, Sutton had rain boots made for everyone. They are all personalized with everyone’s initials. Rinna calls Denise. She says the dreaded, “We need to talk” thing. Kyle does the same to Dorit. So very produced. I normally hate Dorit and her obnoxious fashions with the brand names in giant letters, but I am love her black Fendi hosiery. If I still had legs instead of tree trunks, I would buy those tomorrow and wear them quarantined in my ghetto shack.
I adore Rinna. I do. But she should have given her friend Denise a heads up as soon as she heard the gossip. Rinna is wrong here. Denise makes it clear that she does not have an open marriage and she is not cheating on her husband. She also denies saying negative things to Brandi about the others. BUT, then she changes her story about having talked to Brandi before Kyle’s event. That’s odd.
The Group Takes A Break For The Day.
Teddi and Denise both opt out of the Ferrari adventure and shopping. Dorit and Kyle go to lunch. Dorit is pissed that Kyle always cuts her off. I hate myself for loving Dorit’s looks this season. I need reprogramming. At least I hate her talking head look. Kyle apologizes to Dorit for hurting her feelings. Kyle reminds us that she was a witness in the Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa lawsuit and testified that Brandi is an asshole but she’s never lied to her. Kyle doesn’t think Brandi would get herself into another lawsuit. I think Kyle gives Brandi too much credit.
Denise decides to go on the Ferrari outing after all. Ferraris cost $200K+. This is totally Erika’s wheelhouse. They take off to a winery. Nothing good happens at a winery on reality shows. Dorit, Sutton and Kyle head out shopping instead. Which would you prefer? I’d rather shop. But not at the high end stores. At a market or an antique store or something. Sutton has set up private shopping at Dolce and Gabbana. Kyle buys a hat and a pair of shoes for $2,500. That seems like a good price to me, and I am cheap.
Perhaps The Winery Before Dinner Was A Bad Idea?
Meanwhile, back at the winery, I am really wishing I wasn’t out of wine. Garcelle is much happier in the smaller groups. Me too, Garcelle. Denise has an allergy to garlic. Erika says Tom has the same thing. He complains when she gets into bed if she has had any. Denise say to the others that she feels like some of the group thrives on chaos. That seems to be the point of these shows lately, Denise. Denise asks Erika about her issues with Aaron. Erika says that it never works well when the husbands get involved. Denise apologizes on Aaron’s behalf.
After waiting almost an hour for Dorit to do a photo shoot for her IG, the women are off to dinner. Or the fight club. There is no difference. Rinna talks about her half nekkid dancing, and full on nudity on IG. I had two photos removed from my IG the other day for “nudity” they were both screen shots from a show. No nudity involved. There was one with a couple in a bubble bath, but zero body parts were shown. So weird. Anyway, so far everything is going well! They are just talking about their day in Rome. Denise says things between Erika and Aaron were cleared up. Teddi seems to really hate Denise, what is that about?
Please Don’t Let This Be About Brandi…
It’s about Brandi. Denise says she feels unwelcome in the group when they attack her. We are reminded again that Sutton says that she heard that Brandi and Denise hooked up two years ago. Denise tells the Brandi story again. She says that Brandi knew everything that was going on in the group. Denise’s story keeps changing about Brandi. Could Brandi be telling the truth? Denise claims that Brandi has said she has had sex with at least one person at the table. Kyle and Rinna both think that Denise is lying.
Next week: The drama continues. Can’t we just enjoy Italy?