It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! OMG!
FYI, the word on the street is that Paul and Josh both tested positive for Covid. 🙁 I love them both. But I am glad there are no allies for Christmas. UGH.
The First Four Girls!
The first group of four is Nicole Franzel, she is still not married to Victor but they are engaged and live together. She’s here to prove she deserved to win against Paul. She did not. Daniele Donato is a mom who holds the record for most veto wins in a single game. Da’vonne Rogers is a teacher! Bring it MAMA DAY! Ugh. Fucking Christmas. All four come out in masks. They have all been tested multiple times for COVID and so has Julie. They are all. There will be no live audience. They can take off their masks once they are inside the bubble. Dani has been getting RIPPED in quarantine.
OMG! These four have a competition already. The second they enter the house, the four of them compete in a challenge. Only the first two winners can compete for the first HOH. GO MAMA DAY! Christmas Abbott gets in first. COME ON MAMA DAY! Everyone else times out. Maybe they didn’t want HOH.
The First Four Guys
Tyler Crispen, still a douchelord. He won his season playing dumb. But was he playing? Ian Terry is a grownup now! But his strategy seems to be the same. I mean he won his season with it, but…Come on Ian. Kevin Campbell! I have missed him! Season 11 was a lifetime ago! I love him! Enzo Palumbo from the brigade is back. Ian is the first to wind the pre HOH game. They really could have given us a more interesting game to watch. Kevin is the second to complete the task. My two favorites of the four. The girls talked about how heavy the board was. They had to get their ball all the way to the end. The guys’ hole was right at the top. Preference to the guys? Or a change due to the timing of the live show
The Final Four Girls
Janelle Pierzina is unrecognizable. How many years has it been? We are all so old now! Her ego is bigger as well. Bayleigh Dayton UGH. WHHHHHHHHHY? Nicole Anthony is the best! Go Nicole! She has her own podcast! I love Nicole! And Keesha Smith from Big Brother 10! Did I mention we are old people? I’m #TeamNicole. Once again, this game is not exciting to watch. Also, the board is too heavy for the girls and they have to go all the way to the end. But somehow, my girl Nicole gets it in! YES!
The Final Four Guys
I have missed Kaysar Ridha so much! Represent the Muslims, Kaysar! Cody Calafiore is back he and Derrick were the hitmen! They took it to the end but Derrick won. Next we have a flash from the way back past, Memphis Garrett from Big Brother 10. He took second to Dan Gheesling, one of the greatest players of all time, if not the greatest. He’s a grownup now and owns restaurants in LA. He looks good. And finally, David Alexander who was unfortunately on a racist season last year and was voted off first. Godspeed, David! We’re rooting for you! He’s moved from Atlanta to LA. He was a recruit. So, he doesn’t stand much of a chance and has no alliances. Memphis and Cody win the chance to play All Stars.
The First HOH Of The Season!
Finally, all the houseguests come together and hug. And for some reason I am crying. I love Kevin. And while everyone was hugging and David was alone he hugged him. I need a Kevin and David and Mama Day alliance.
For the HOH each of the six eligible players have to walk across some unstable stars individually and the person with the fastest time wins. When Cody comes out the unstable mushrooms are still wobbling. So with that unfair advantage, Cody SMASHED this challenge. I don’t think anyone can beat him. For a minute there I though Ian was going to do beat him, but, NOPE. Cody Calafiore is the first HOH! Grodner’s love affair with the Calafiore brothers is still in full effect. Let the riggage begin!
I can’t believe Ian has grey hair! Our baby Ian! Cody goes to the diary room to talk to Julie. Most of the time people try to avoid being the first HOH because lines are drawn. Cody said that he didn’t plan on winning HOH the first but there were too many people there that he didn’t know well so he decided he better take it. Which reminds me. I need to go back and watch which of the first four girls was the first through the door. That’s a Big Brother curse. Cody is hotter that his original season. I wasn’t that into him in that season. But, WOWZA. He gets better with age. How does Cody know that that there is about to be two weeks of have nots? I think the fools opened their cards early.
Have Nots Has Already Begun
Damn, Ian is a Have Not for the first week. Fucking Christmas won $5K. God I hate her. Nicole, Memphis and my boy, Kevin are also have nots. I would have been happy for any of them to have won the $5K especially Nicole. 🙁 The Have Not Room is so bad they can’t even figure out how to get in it. This Live Show is a fail. The HOH games were not made for unedited TV. The producers apparently forgot to unlock the Have Not Doors. I hope these four make an alliance right away.
After the unexpected break, they still can’t get into the Have Not Room. LOL. But Julie tells the houseguests the house has many new rooms and soon they will be given passes to visit the Safety Suite one at a time.
I don’t know if it was my mood or what, but this first ever LIVE episode was a dud for me. 🙁 That said, I can’t wait for the next episode. Will that be tomorrow? I think so. I think it is Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday nights. But not this week. The next episode is Sunday and there is a Golf Championship that might delay the episode. Lord, this is a clusterfuck already.