Sunday nights are jam packed with reality TV (and actual good TV) so let’s get right two a two hour 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap?
Paul & Karine
So If you haven’t kept up with Paul and Karine’s breaking news this weekend, pause your TV and click here to get up to date! And don’t skip the comments! That is where all the updates are! Okay, all caught up now? We are going to flash back to slightly happier times when Paul finally managed to put a roof over the head of his wife and newborn baby. Or more likely TLC did it. Because, Paul still doesn’t have a job. Paul goes shopping at a pet store with his mother so she can buy dog food and bones for his dogs. Paul says his felony arson conviction keeps him from getting a job. You don’t say. Paul’s mom says he should not have gotten married because he is a deadbeat. That has to be at least $60 work of dog food and bones.
Andrei & Libby
In Moldova, it’s the morning after the family dinner from hell. They are eating breakfast at a small table. Perhaps they have their own space? Andrei asks Libby if she is sober yet. He was the drunk one, she was not. Later, the couple takes out Libby father and brother to big bar/restaurant with ten million of Andrei’s closest friends. Libby looks miserable in all of the double interviews. They sit down at a beautiful table for dinner.
It doesn’t take long for the whole “Why did Andrei move to Ireland?” question to come up. Why keep asking that if it is clear that he doesn’t want to talk about it? Of course Andrei and the brother get into another big fight. Andrei’s friends tell Libby’s family how happy he was to move to Ireland and be with Libby. But the brother keeps making rude allegations. The arguing escalates. This feels like an interrogation. They are already married and these conversations should have already been had. Libby is caught in the middle. Andrei and Libby’s brother get up and square off to fist fight in the restaurant.
Larissa & Eric
Larissa is 33 years old and acts like a high school girl going through her boyfriend’s phone and then calling the girls. That’s something you grow out of in 9th grade. Eric comes home and they argue. Larissa goes crawling back to Carmen. How long did this reunion make it? A day? Two? This Eric dude with his Christmas lights on the wall is also a child, and my gadar pings around the bisexual mark. He doesn’t have the fashion sense to be full on gay. But, I suspect that is the problem he had with sex with Larissa.
Larissa goes to visit Carmen who is tired from a long day at work. How is Larissa surviving without working? I’m not sure if TLC can pay her directly at this point. The person on the K-1 usually gets paid through the spouse with citizenship and they have to pay the taxes. Larissa gives her poor pitiful me story. David, Eric’s roommate calls and let’s Larissa know if she doesn’t give Eric the phone back, he will report it as stolen. I wish he would.
Kalani & Asuelu
Wait! There is a “Samoan store” in Utah? Are there lots of Samoans in Utah? And they have $48 dollar cans of corned beef? Why would two people want a giant can of corned beef? Just get three or four cans of the normal size. T-shirts are $41? Asuelu wants to take money and gifts. They argue. The bill for the store is $200.
This trip is doomed. After one car ride and two flights, the baby screams the entire way to his families house. Kalani says they need to go straight to the AirBnB. The baby is exhausted and it’s late and raining. Asuelu is pissed.
Colt & Jess
Jess’s whole family gives both Colt and Debbie presents. Colt uses a translator to ask Jess’s dad for her hand in marriage. Shockingly, he says, “Si!”. Apparently. Jess is going back to Vegas with Colt and Debbie. But first they are off to spend some time in San Paulo. Wow it is super modern and clean! And this time, they have two rooms on separate floors. Debbie calls Vanessa who is house sitting their cats back in Vegas. Of course Debbie gives all the gossip on Jess. Then when Colt and Jess come by to pick her up to go out, she drops the bomb that Vanessa is house-sitting. Let the drama begin!
Is Colt finally having a breakthrough? He stays with mommy when Jess runs off. We’ll have to wait until next week to see if any of them make it out on the town. I think Debbie should got eat in the hotel restaurant or one close by on her own.
Angela & Michael
These two go to a park with monkeys running around. Nope. That is one of the top things that might keep me from moving to Costa Rica. Costa Rica did a great job with Covid From March through the end of July. And now they have had a huge spike. Even with the spike that peaked today (for now) they are still at about 120 cases per million. We are over two hundred per million and climbing. Anyway, the point of sitting down in a monkey sanctuary is so Angela can tell Michael she might have cancer. Does anyone in this couple really believe a 54 year old woman can get pregnant and carry a baby. Michael seems genuinely worried about the cancer news. He seems to really care about Angela despite how ugly she is to him. Micheal really wants to be a father. So, of course Angela is a cunt about that.
Angela’s doctor calls and lets her know that her test came back negative. All her results were fine. Angela smokes through the entire phone call. Then they talk about the many complications of having a baby at her age. Death is a possible complication. Michael and Angela reconsider the whole baby toting nonsense.
Tania & Syngin
This two are taking a car to an airport near JFK. They are flying to South Africa the next day. The start to argue on the car ride there Syngin is one of those idiots who goes barefoot on a plane. Sometimes if my feet swell on a long flight I slip my feet out and put them back down on top of my shoes. But, I’d never put bare feet on the floor of an airplane. Syngin’s mom is not thrilled he married Tania.
Syngin can’t believe they are back in South Africa. I think they are in Cape Town. It seems a lot nicer than where the couple with the husband with a gambling habit lived. The grocery store looked very nice. Syngin’s mom and sister are not sold on his marriage. Syngin seems to have one foot out the door as well.