I missed this episode of RHONY after having a no good very bad day. Now, I am sort of awake in the middle of the night polishing off a bottle of wine and I hear Dorinda saying “It was like a douche commercial.” When I woke up slightly intoxicated, I watched the Sex and The City Movie … or at least the end of it. And so I am kind of in a different world. This will be more like a discussion forum than a legit RHONY recap.
Did Ramona really ask everyone to donate $100 so she could get a Gucci bag? Girl, if you are going to beg go for a Birken! True story, when I was teaching I wanted a “fancy pocketbook” Yes I is old . lol. So I started looking around and I had a very good friend who was a lot younger. I was good with paying “a lot” for this new purse like even hundreds of dollars. I just wanted a normal leather handbag. I have a few of those now. But anyway, in my quest for the perfect bag I came across the Birken bag. And when discussing such things with my padawan she busted out laughing. The simple handbag I had chosen was a Birken. I had no idea what that was. Because I am old. lol. When she explained that the handbag cost more than a car, I thought she was joking. Sorry, I digress. But if I was having a birthday party with my FIFTY FAKE FRIENDS and asking them for $100 each it would be for a Birken, not some Gucci bag.
So anyway, everyone is accusing everyone else regarding drinking. The were all drunken assholes! But the new girl Elyse and her talking heads scares me. What is she wearing and can we make it stop? But I get why she hates Ramona. Luann’s spa day was ridiculous. I also don’t give a shit about Sonja’s Target cast offs.
And off we go to Mexico!
Leah has never been to Mexico? I need to go to Mexico and get a welcome drink. I think we can still go to Mexico! Then we play a game to see who gets what room. Who cares? All of the rooms are great. Ramona continues to be the worst traveler ever. She insist people unpack and iron for her. Meanwhile we learn that she is letting the world know that Leah is bipolar,
Ramona is clearly jealous of Leah. Everyone is drunk. All I really care about is that Dorinda’s talking heads are in the Berkshires and All I need in life is her chair in the background.