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MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!

July 27, 2020 by tamaratattles 17 Comments

MDLLA Recap I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need a fun diversion.

Josh Flagg

Why is Josh driving his boyfriend’s Range Rover to a listing appointment in Long Beach? How does he not know where the listing is or how to use a navigation system? I really shouldn’t criticize, I Google directions on my laptop and then, ….wait for it… write them down on a piece of paper by hand. Oh and my 2007 Honda is trying to die along with my DVR. I really need the dealership to come pick it up and overcharge me for whatever is wrong. They may or may not have mentioned I needed new front brakes last time I was there. Eventually, he arrives 45 minutes late.

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The house is a gorgeous 1920’s house designed by Roman Coate. It has not been on the market for 43 years. There is so much beautiful wood and the floors have old Spanish type tiles in some areas and hardwoods in the other. How is this house only three bedrooms, it seems huge! And it is right on the beach! There is an indoor sauna, a guest room for the gardener. The house is on three acres! He lists it at just under $12 million.

Flagg and his gang have an open house. And a vintage (of course, it’s Flagg) pulling an ad for the house. It really is an amazing place. I like it better that Tracy’s house and this place is much cheaper. It seems to be a lot of lookey-loos there for the views and the tequilas. Ha Flagg just called them looky-loos too. Flagg tries everything and there is no interest in the house. I WANT IT! Flagg does a nighttime open house and real buyers show up. But, they think it is over priced.

Tracy TutorTracy Tutor

One of Tracy’s agents is showing her personal house. It has 7 bedroom and 10 baths. Le sigh. It’s list for just under $24 million. Tracy micromanaging the showing on the way to a listing. Or maybe she is just doing the listing agent a favor because she is familiar with the neighbor hood. It’s a gay man couple who developed the house. You can tell because every detail is perfect. It’s in Pasadena. Oh he is an owner and an agent so he wants Tracy to help with the listing.

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Tracy holds an open house for brokers and buyers. She has a great turnout and agents came from near and far. During the open house, Tracy learns that her house is sold. And now she has to find a place to live. An agent makes an offer for a celebrity client. It’s full price but he needs $100,000 for landscaping. He needs his privacy. They end up agreeing on $30K for landscaping.

Josh Altman

Josh’s baby boy has been born and his little family of four is precious. Altman is also on his way to a listing appointment. I am sure he will get it. These are all staged. They do actually get the listings, but they have them when they arrive. It has the biggest walk in closet I’ve ever seen. It’s 320 sqft. But it is long and not room shaped. So it’s amazing. He doesn’t get the listing right away because the seller wants an unrealistic listing price. I’m sure the seller will be back.

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Josh goes to check a street mural he has commissioned to cover his new office to draw interest to the building. It’s really cool and expensive. He asks the guy to include his dog that passed away on the mural. I look over to make sure Banjo is still kicking. I accidentally feed him food I should not have tonight. Mostly because of the salt intake. But so far so good. And he really likes it, so if he lives it should all work out.

Where were James & David? And more importantly, is Fredrik on this show or not?

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Filed Under: Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles Tagged With: Bravo, David Parnes, Entertainment News, Fredrik Eklund, Heather Altman, James Harris, Josh Altman, Josh Flagg, Kyle Richards, Madison Hildebrand, Mauricio Umansky, MDLLA, Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, Real Estate, Tracy Maltas, Tracy Tutor

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  1. Terri says

    July 27, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    I kept hoping Fredrik would be on, but I was disappointed.

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    • mickey2942 says

      July 27, 2020 at 10:29 pm

      I am missing Fredrik too! He is impossibly cute. He has a YouTube video out of him shopping, it is amazing.

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      • tamaratattles says

        July 27, 2020 at 11:34 pm

        Thanks Mickey. I don’t get on YouTube that often. (mostly when I am feeling some type of way and want to listen to music) I’ll check it out this weekend maybe. If you have Instagram his account is full of nothing but happiness and real estate porn. His babies are so beautiful it’s almost hard to believe they are real.

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        • Karen Lee says

          July 30, 2020 at 12:55 am

          The little boy looks just like Derik and Milla just like Fredrik. They are the most beautiful of families and after reading Fredrik’s description of their history and love, I think they’ll be together forever. It was in one of his IG stories. He and Josh are my favorites of all the MDL people.

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  2. Mrs. Joyce says

    July 27, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Hello everyone, I like how Tracy manipulated the guy on the price of the landscaping, 100k was ridiculous, she was like i will walk I don’t need this. She is a good salesperson, however, I think she will have a hard time with the developer of the property in Malibu he is very hands on. I love the house in Long beach but 12 million for 3 bedrooms is a bit much the home has a lot of empty space which should make it easy to build out.

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    • Nanette says

      July 27, 2020 at 11:37 pm

      I agree about the developer. I don’t think ANYONE can please him. Josh Altman TRIED to warn her …

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      • Cindy says

        July 28, 2020 at 7:52 am

        Did I miss something??? Did Tracy end up getting the job with that wacko or did she not?? And also did they ever say if she got the job in Dubai??? I thought I was seeing every episode but maybe I missed 1 or 2. I’m confused.

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        • tamaratattles says

          July 28, 2020 at 4:37 pm

          I believe Tracy did get the Dubai thing last season. Then it was never mentioned again. I think they just wanted to go to Dubai. She also got the job with the whacko. It’s going to be a PITA.

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          • Cindy says

            July 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm

            why oh why would they go to Dubai and show that whole thing and then never mention it again????? SMDH!!!!! Maybe if the wacko did indeed hire her we will see it later in the season. A PITA is probably understatement of the year. Looking forward to it though…..lol

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            • tamaratattles says

              July 28, 2020 at 7:05 pm

              Maybe she didn’t get it, Cindy. I did a search for a recap of that episode and can’t find one. I don’t recap this show consistently. And I am not sure she even got it. Maybe someone else here with a better memory can help you out.

            • Bucky says

              July 29, 2020 at 7:38 am

              On Tracy’s website, which prominently features her cackling over the pool table she ripped out of her ex’s heart as well as a strangely shaped horse head, that she is the US Ambassador (whatever that is) for the Dubai property and that she brokers the full portfolio of that neurotic developer, Scott. I have no idea what an ambassadorship to a building is, but she definitely doesn’t say it’s her listing or co-listing. Maybe she is the US face of their marketing?

  3. RDW says

    July 27, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    I am loving this season. I just want to watch Josh Flagg. He is so ecentric and doesn’t care. There is enough beautiful real estate to be shown, we don’t need the fabricated fights.

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  4. jojersey says

    July 28, 2020 at 7:07 am

    I want Fredrik on both LA and NY every episode! I go to his instagram just to smile! Something came up on my phone yesterday about Chad Rodgers who was on LA years ago…anybody remember him and Starla the dog?

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  5. SJU says

    July 28, 2020 at 9:53 am

    I’m not loving the Altman Brothers building. But it suits them and that’s what’s important.

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  6. Terri says

    July 28, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    What is Chad up to these days? I do remember him, his girlfriend and Starla the dog.

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    • SJU says

      July 28, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      Loved his plastic bags.

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  7. Terri says

    July 28, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    He was sort of an odd duck but, toward the end of his term on the show, I felt sorry for him. He just didn’t seem to fit in to the real world.

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