It’s time for another two hour episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. I feel like I do a 90 Day Fiance recap almost every day. But I’m not complaining! I love these shows! I could live without the scenes with Colt, his mommy and Jess as well as Colt’s ex Larissa. But it is what it is. So let’s get started.
Andrei & Elizabeth
Fortunately, we start with Andrei and Elizabeth. I really think these two can work it out if they would just stop having weddings and baptisms and get to know each other better. Elizabeth’s dad, and Charlie arrive in Moldova. Sadly their luggage does not. On the car ride to Andrei’s parent’s for dinner we learn that Andrei’s exodus from Moldova to Ireland is a subject that is off the table. Andrei says he moved from Moldova (where he claims he was a police detective) to Ireland (where he was a bouncer) because he needed a change. Hmmmm.
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Libby’s dad and brother are quite rude talking about Andrei’s family neighborhood when they arrive. I’m allowed to talk shit about my neighborhood but if anyone else did there would be a problem. My parents bought this house before I was even born. It’s the family neighborhood no matter how many changes it has gone through. And you don’t disrespect anyone’s neighborhood, especially if they are married to your daughter.
At a beautiful dinner, the brother presses for information about Andrei being a cop. He was a cop for a year, it was a rough job and paid only €200 a month. The police are probably corrupt like so many of our police departments. So, I find nothing suspicious about him wanting to go to Ireland, unless they were coming after him. And, it seems like there are things he is not saying that these two would not understand. Andrei’s brother and his wife imply that Andrei doesn’t like to work. Who does that? Libby’s dad said he offered him a job but he didn’t want to work for his father in law. This starts an argument between Andrei and Libby. He asks why she is getting married to him for a second time if she doesn’t respect him. She says she is totally fine with NOT getting married a second time. WTF?
Colt, His Mommy & Jess
These three are headed off to a BBQ at Jess’s family’s house. It’s a nice house. The drinks are flowing. This will be a disaster. He dad is immediately not impressed. Mommy is on a mission to investigate the family. Jess’s father grills him on Larissa and his intentions. Colt tells Jess’s father that he wants a family with Jess and she is the best person he ever met. So his dad approves. She already has a wedding venue in Brazil. Debbie and Jess get in a huge fight where Jess cusses out Debbie. Debbie wants to leave. So, Colt puts him in a cab. That pisses Deb off.
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The next morning, Colt arrives at his mother’s bedroom in the same clothes he wore the night before. Deb seems to be packing. It’s awkward. Deb wasn’t happy being alone in a Brazilian hotel all night. She also points out that Jess is awful just like Larissa. Colt thinks Deb is jealous. I think Deb is the voice of reason pointing out that they don’t need to get married right away. Jess takes Colt to the beach to work him over. She is like a prostitute working over her mark. This is such a ridiculous scene. Colt talks to Jess about being more respectful of his mother. Um. This is the least sexy walk on a Brazilian ever. This may be a good time to review the commenting rules.
Larissa & Eric
Larissa is about to be homeless. So she will just move in with Eric. Most homeless people don’t have money for all the cosmetic surgery she has had. Or all the manicures and hair cuts. Eric has another roommate named David. He doesn’t seem happy to see Larissa. She expects Eric to furnish her bedroom. Later, Larissa goes to to an onscreen commercial for some food place. How does Larissa have all these friends when she hasn’t been here that long? I get Carmen. But who is Hannah? And why do they all think that Larissa is the good person in all her bad relationships? Did Larissa just say that she and Hannah are like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton? She really thinks she is a famous reality star who is on that level?
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Just a few days after moving in with Eric, she went through his phone and phone old texts from a woman he dated after they broke up. So she calls her. And according to her, Eric bashed her relentlessly to her in front of his parents at a dinner. I’ll spare you all the details. He also met with Colt where they apparently discussed the way Larissa gives head. In the middle of the conversation, Eric came home. If she beats his ass, she will end up back in jail. But that confrontation will have to wait until next week!
Angela & Michael
I can’t imagine how much in love I would have to be to fly to Nigeria multiple times to be with a man. If you add having young children you are raising and a dying mother into the situation, it just would not happen. But if, for some reason it was that important to me, I can’t imagine being such a raging cunt to the man I left everything for. But Angela bosses Michael around in every episode and this is no different. His mother and Auntie are coming for dinner so they have to go to market. Angela is refusing to cook. On another note. Every time I see Angela, I moisturize. I’m not joking.
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She is so mean to him. Why do you pick a Nigerian man and expect American values. Angela freaks out at the market. She is so dismissive of other cultures. I’m not even going to do the play by play of the ugly American at the market. But when they get to the meat section, the goat heads with flies and the smells get to her. She flees to the car and eventually pukes. It seemed clear to me Michael pointed out the goat’s head to her. Heh. The smell of an open air meat market like that can be pungent, to put it mildy. Brings back memories of how lots of camels corralled in one place smell. She is so dramatic. She keeps saying “I am not Nigerian!” and I keep wanting to punch her in the teeth. Angela wants to order pizza.
When his family comes over, Angela has ordered pizza and Michael is stuck making dinner. Michael’s mother and sister come and are highly dissatisfied that Angela has refused to cook. Michael’s attempts are unacceptable. This is not how things work! Where is the stew? This scene is so scripted. Of course Angela saves the day with pizza. Then on to the fake baby/might have cancer storyline.
Kalani & Asuelu
After talking to Kalani’s dad talked to Asuelu, he gives a sweet, yet childish, apology to Kalani. Asuelu has two half sisters in Washington. His mom is living with the sisters! Why haven’t we heard about this before? This trip to see them is going to be a train wreck. I thought it was his mother that was asking for money. Sure enough the Facechat with his mom and his half sister he lives with. His mom says she wants to go back to Samoa. She is just eating and sleeping and waiting to die here. Asuelu’s mom has some of the crazy. Then she asks for $1,000.
Karine & Paul
Paul has two large dogs that he boarded with a trainer while he was in Brazil. How the hell did he afford that? When I used to travel and board or hire a sitter for Banjo, it was the second biggest expense of my trip! Anyway, he has found a tiny studio at the trailer park. It’s a one room studio. But the appliances seem nicer than mine and it is very clean. Karine has not seen the house. Karine likes the house. But Paul forgot to buy curtains. But over all she is happy to have her own tiny house in the US.
Next week: Larissa confronts Eric; Syngin returns to South Africa with Tania; Angela tells Michael she might have cancer and won’t be able to “tote his baby”; Deb makes sure to let Jess know that Vanessa is cat sitting; Paul’s mom tells him he is a deadbeat who can’t get a job; Kalani and the kids go with Asuelu to visit his mother and sister BY CAR!
Colt in the speedo on the beach……….I may never recover 😱
I’m sure he loves the attention but did TLC give him a bonus for that🤪 I’m adhering to the rules, I’m biting my tongur till it bleeds but anyone for jello
Libby’s family is so rude! They started trashing Moldova before exiting the airport. Ugh.
Angela is also rude, but I couldn’t deal with that market either. I’m glad that I don’t eat meat.
Karine and Paul are my favorites. I see people say that Karine is spoiled, but what do you expect? She’s over a decade younger than Paul and he brought her over here with no place to live or raise their baby. The tiny home was a good start. And it looked like he had a nice place for his dogs, but how convenient was that? This show is definitely a little staged.
The kennel for Paul’s dogs was almost as big as the house!
Can’t Sleep But we didn’t get Robert and Anny or Veronica and Tim tonight on Pillow Talk. There was this woman and a teenaged boy instead. WTF?
Chantel Everett’s mother Karen Everett and brother River Everett take the slot from Tim and Veronica. Viewers know them from The Family Chantel.
Yuck, 😝 any Pedro, Chantel or family members, nope. I hope this doesn’t ruin one of my few favorite shows.
(I purposely didn’t watch due to them being on)
No Veronica and Tim, which is disappointing. They’re really funny. I’m guessing maybe Anny was getting close to time for delivery. Chantal’s family has no personality and they will be boring.
If it were Pedro & Chantel that would be better. Robert & Anny got bumped to just “The Other Way” Pillow Talk when Loren & Alexi came back
I noticed that Larissa goes in and out of using “Eric-ee”. She referred to him as “Eric” while on the phone with his othe “girlfriend”
Deb was making perfect sense saying they hardly know each other, Jess has some of Larissa’s traits like the temper and greediness, and slowing things down won’t hurt anything. Colt does all his thinking with his little head.
I agree. Jess is another Larissa, the temper and the attitude. I don’t like Jess all she talks about is sex. Really? Why the rush to marry anyway?
How has Jess indicated that she’s “greedy”? I haven’t noticed that. Larissa is clearly greedy.
When Colt and Jess were talking after he got back from Chicago she was telling him she needed more clothes for going out. And later we found out Colt’s been sending her money, buying her clothes and other things, helped pay for her ticket to Brazil. She’s not shy about putting the touch on him for whatever she wants. So early in the relationship that’s not a good sign of someone who wants to stand on her own two feet.
Haven’t watched pillow talk yet but not excited to hear about the Chantal people on it. Both those families were annoying and the storylines very scripted.
I miss Anny and Robert and Veronica and Time. They really are funny
I really missed Tim and Veronica on Pillow Talk, too. I assumed Robert and Anny (which I also like on there) were taking a temporary break to have the baby. I hope Veronica and Tim are back next week. Nothing against Chantel’s mom and brother, but they were not very dynamic on PT.
Sorry Veronica and Tim have been replaced by Chantal’s mum and brother.
They were only temporary as not an actual couple possibly due to Covid. I will miss them.
Oh no!!! Are Veronica and Tim gone forever? They have lots of non-couples on the show, like Molly and her friend. And Chantel’ s mom and brother aren’t a couple. Why cut T and V? They’re so funny!
I know I loved them. I think we may see the other non-couples being eased out as well.
I guess Chantel’s mom and brother are there to advertise ” The Family Chantal “
I’ll miss Veronica and Tim! Wishing Robert and Anny a healthy baby.
Colt says he “takes care” of his mom, but she seems healthy enough to have her own little apartment. He could still live close enough to check on her. Their bond is odd.
How did Andrei come from such kind parents?
Sometimes, I think Libby’s dad might want to be more polite, but he is too frustrated with Andrei.
Michael has the patience of Job. I think I’d snap if Angela yelled at me like that in the car. Pull over, and take the keys, and yell, “I’m done!” Then . . . run.
I can’t stand Chantel’s family. They are crazy, and not in a good way. I hope they get cut. In their seasonI didn’t like either Robert or Anny, but in Pillow Talk I have grown to like Anny and detest Robert. He is so vulgar and insensitive! I’d prefer to have Tim and Veronica back, and am happy that Lauren and Alex have returned.
I’ve been thinking, this is my least favorite season, ever. And then – Colt on the beach. Lord, I couldn’t change the channel fast enough!! And when I turned back – Chantel’s crazy mother and brother, again?
Umm, no thank you. Getting worse and worse…
I continue to feel absolutely terrible for Andrei’s parents. They clearly have been knocking themselves out offering warm hospitality to visiting family and in-laws and everyone has to crap on it by ruining everything time and again. Why on earth would anyone want to bring up or discuss interpersonal marriage issues (either about themselves or someone else at the table) in the middle of a gracious dinner and then air that dirty laundry until it’s shredded? Sit down and eat for f*ck sake, compliment the host and hostess (I know Chuck did thank them at first, at least) and talk pleasantries. How hard is that? You notice Andrei’s mom was absent from the table after they really got going. I hope she went into her room, shut the door, put her feet up and listened to a guided Zen meditation. That woman deserves a break from this BS. I also cannot understand why Angela has gone to so much time, trouble and financial outlay just to continuously verbally and emotionally abuse someone. I’m sure she could have found someone here to scream at, order around, insult and berate without travelling to another continent. I’ve come to the point of thinking Mike genuinely cares for her and it’s painful to watch her do this over and over. The way she screams at him in the car I seriously worry he’ll get damage to his hearing.
Debbie’s not wrong about Jess/Colt, but also I think some of the reason Colt can’t make any sort of reasonable choices and is super creepy about everything is because his mom has been overbearing, dysfunctional and manipulative for a LONG time. It’s like he’s never grown up and can’t trust his own judgment or hers because deep down he knows she wants to twist everything to her advantage. So even when she’s correct, it’s hard for him to accept the warning. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Colt, either. I just think he has no hope of being a functioning adult until he sets some distance and boundaries and stops letting her be involved in every nook and cranny of his life.
Larissa is over the top. When friends and lovers wise up and reject her, she shows no remorse, just anger and indignation. She loves to call people she’s never met to find out what other people have said about her–let’s talk about me, me, me. And worst of all, she has kids that she doesn’t seem to mention or care about at all. I’m sure a psychologist has a diagnosis for this so I won’t speculate.
Elizabeth’s family is mortifying to me in how they represent us abroad. So provincial, so rude. The father complaining about luggage not arriving like that’s just number one of what will go wrong with this trip. You can see him gearing up to find more and more atrocities as they go along. And the brother with his “Sure ain’t Tampa!” comments–please go home. Elizabeth just sits in the back seat hiding her head. Why doesn’t she say something to them–stick up for your man. Of course, this is a problem when you keep going to your father for money.
Andrei said his detective job was very stressful so I think you’re right about the corruption. The job probably means constantly looking behind your back, maybe hiding evidence on VIPs, who knows. I could see that as a plausible theory as to why he left or was fired and now he doesn’t want to talk about it for fear of repercussions.
Angela is so disrespectful to Michael. She doesn’t honor him at all. I hate that. But l was really surprised when he told her that her money was his money. What? I loved that his mother liked the pizza.
I thought it was the sister that asked Asuelo for the $1,000.
I have the feeling that as bad as Elizabeth’s father and Charlie were about Moldova, her mother and especially her sister will be worse. So ignorant! What, no WalMart? No Amazon delivery? How can people live without such important shit? Give me a break. I don’t see what Elizabeth sees in Andre. I do not like him one bit, or his self righteous sister in law.
Okay…waiting impatiently for tonight’s shows! Thanks for the recap, TT.
Liz’s family is rude. Andrei is rude. Proves two rudes don’t make a right. Whatever Andrei’s background is, who cares at this point. He’s already married and has a child with Liz. It’s not like they just met and people have a reason to find this stuff out. The ship has sailed. Horse is out of the barn. Water is under the bridge. Let it go. It’s none of your business now. And to interrogate them at the welcome dinner was rude rude rude rude rude. Ugly ugly Americans.
Larissa,Eric,Colt,Jess, Colt’s Mum and Vanessa ( Not forgetting the cats) – No More- Colteee I nearly called for a trauma doctor when you hit the beach in those budgie smugglers!!!
Angela & Michael – Is this actual love or just emotional/mental abuse – Michael is Angela worth all that pain so you can go see your hero Trump?
Karine & Paul – Karine is so happy with their little studio and suddenly like magic they also have 2 young German Shepherd dogs are they German/American dogs or German/Brasilian dogs who get their own little shady studio all prepared with fresh bedding – Talk about the luck O’ The Irish !!!!! – Seriously??
Libby & Andrei – My heart goes out to his parents. Andrei took his €200 monthly police salary, booked a one way flight to Ireland got himself a Door Security Procedures QQI Level 4 Minor Award (4N1114) or equivalent and got paid €12.77 an hour for saying ” Enjoy the craic this evening” – Fair Play – He must have driven the Irish to distraction, I bet that pub had one hell of a party after he left.
Kalani & Asuelu – Save the flight money…Mamma and Sis need that American $ – Did Asuelu say she was his half sister? – How much money did they send back to Samoa from Washington?
Kalani- I think there was a hidden message ( family secret ) when Asuelu’s mamma gave you that bag of cocoNUTS.
Lol..that lovely Larissa says to Eric, gonna call the cops? Now she has him by the balls. Dumbass. She plays dirty FAST!!
I would absolutely talk to her if I ran into her. Omg, the fun I would have.I
Vegas is small when you have been here a long time living. Of all the Vegas people, she’d be my favorite to run into. But since I don’t go out, not very good chance, lol 🤔
It was interesting that Paul picked up the dogs from the training center.
I wonder if they are going to be K-9s (hero’s)?
I’m really enjoying reading everyones take on the beach incident, hilarious round about ways. Ahhh these couples that I cant remember how to spell their names but a few sorry I’m actually really bad at names.
Lizzy and Andre, her family I think just loves to play it up like family chantal. The worse you are, more likely a spin off, over them!
Angela and poor poor Michael. Here’s the deal TLC you practically shoved her down out TV throats for many seasons now, please some character development already. This I won’t cook, bash Michael for standing in the vicinity of a woman, food smells is getting as old as the lines on her face, time for more botox!
Samoan guy and her, wow what is with these families demanding money?
Paul and Karini, I feel like if she had her way she’d stay in Brazil with the baby Pauless, but hes a cockroach, can’t get rid of him.
Coltee, new chick, and Debbie. So you let your mother take a cab in a foreign country, at night, in Brazil. Ok I know production was with her the whole time but it’s a bad look!. Larissa, why is she even on the show, NRSV.
Pillow talk, so that’s how I caught most of the show and to be honest I never noticed family chantal on there. I am sad Tim and his friend wont be on anymore.
Yay the other way tonight!!
When Production was speaking to Larissa – her accent cooled off and she came out with the word Pejorative. I think she is much brighter than her character portrays. Crazy like a fox?
Colt had to find another non-American to stay on the show. Look at Darcy! She has some Eastern European playing her boyfriend this next go-round. Golden handcuffs. They have to stay in the crazy to get a place in the show.
I love Robert & Anny and Veronica & Tim. Chantel’s family is dull. They should have Chantel & Pedro on the show – they are the interesting ones! Maybe they will loosen up. But, they have been in front of the camera a bunch already so it doesn’t bode well.
So here’s something I’ve noticed. Last season of 90 Day whatever, they did not talk about Geoffrey and Varya on Pillow Talk because of Geoffrey’s *ahem* past troubles. They said it was too late in the season to edit them out, so they left them in and didn’t talk about them on Pillow Talk and didn’t invite them to the reunion. Last night I noticed that the Pillow Talkers did not mention Paul and Karine. Is there something in Paul’s past that we haven’t figured out yet? That would explain a lot about Paul.
Karine is suffering from depression/postpartum which could also be linked to her miscarriage..
Paul posted information in regard to the miscarriage that he should never have in a million trillion years done, that led to his contract being cancelled.
If anyone is aware of what he posted then please do not post it here as the moderated comments may go bat shit crazy and actually upset people- Go Google and keep info to yourself.
Not sure if it was due to Covid or an issue with another couple or something else but suddenly they where recast.
I’ve said it before and will say it again Karine should have taken him into the jungle and left him going round in circles getting nowhere fast.
I believe he may have also attempted to burn down an ex-girlfriends house and also some type of insurance fraud. ( Season 1 or 2 )
My heart breaks for Karine.
You’re right, I never noticed that they don’t talk about Paul & Karine…hmmmmm 🤔
Paul might track them down and have terrorist threats like his past, lol.
And they could be making some money.hmmm. I think that they just have so much better, we can’t get enough already,lol.
Being judged seems not a good idea for Karine.