This July heat continues to zap the life out of me. I am sleeping for hours every few hours and then awake again. I feel like I have a fever even thought it is 76 degrees inside, which isn’t bad at all. My temperature is actually below normal from all the cold water I am drinking. Anyway, I’m going to try to do a bit better with sort of a mini RHONY recap tonight. This is season is probably the worst season of RHONY ever. And tonight’s episode guide makes this seem like a ridiculous one. But let’s get through it so I can go back to bed, AGAIN. Banjo is not holding up well either. He not eating and not drinking enough water. :(. And he keeps barking (because fucking fireworks) and I have a headache.
And here we go. I am just glad to get out to the Berkshires. Even if that means we have to have a birthday for Ramona. Don’t people sort of out grow birthdays when they are adults? I tend to ignore mine. Why can’t I stop sneezing? Argh! Ramona is planning her birthday party for three thousand of her closest friends. I care even less about Sonja and Luann pretending to care about incarcerated people. It just doesn’t seem genuine to me. Your mileage may vary. If she was not on TV she would not be doing this.
Forced Family Fun
Ramona, Avery and Mario all get together for dinner. These two just need to get back together already. Then, this trio all quarantined together in Florida. Even Avery says that Ramona doesn’t have 50 friends. But I do love this little trio. They seem to go together very well. Meanwhile, Leah and her sister ( i think) go to a spa. Or a bath house. Or something. Not sure what is going on here. Has anyone been to Spa E? What is mttm? We are halfway in and basically, the show hasn’t started. Sonja’s townhouse where she no longer lives is flooded.
And apparently. Sonja got kicked out of a gay bar. Back when I was underage, I went to downtown Atlanta for some sort of festival. I went into a gay bar to buy cigarettes from a machine that was right inside the door. The guys at the bar all started screaming at me. NO LADIES ALLOWED! And I was like, so why are there Virginia Slims in this vending machine? lol? That was literally the only time gay men have been mean to me. I think it was just because of the street festival and they didn’t want randoms in the bar. My point is that it takes a lot to get thrown out of a gay bar, They are usually pretty tolerant in my experience. Then again, most of my future visits were with gay guys. So perhaps you should not go unescorted?
While Sonja frets about water damage in her apartment, Dorinda, Leah and Elyse discuss Sonja getting thrown out of the bar for singing Hello Dolly. WTF? How did I miss this story? Meanwhile, Dorinda’s apartment that she say in not really done yet is beautiful. They also talk about violating Ramona’s strict dress code for what they are allowed to wear to Ramona’s party. Dorina gives Leah some lingerie and suggests she go in just that. Dorinda thinks Elyse has Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to Ramona. And was that Len the housekeeper at Blue Stone Manor we saw just now? Does she have to follow Dorinda everywhere?
No one is happy about going to this birthday party. I am mind numbingly bored. Dorinda invites everyone to Mexico. This year the RHOA are confined to the US because no one will let us travel there. Ramona is so self interested. Dorinda says she is worried about Sonja. So is Luann. The party seems to be all about Sonja. Why are Dorina and Leah humping Luann. I don’t understand any of this. Ramona tries to get Leah thrown off set by production. Does’t she know by now it just gives Leah more camera time? Ramona threatens to quit the show. LOL! As IF! Next week, we are off to Mexico. And I am off to bed.