It’s time to catch up on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recaps. It seems like there are way more things than usual to recap this week! Pretty much everyone is in a bad place on this franchise. And based on the title things are about to get even worse.
Colt & Jess
With Colt’s mom tucked safely in bed, these two lovebirds head out to dinner. Colt let us know that he’s book another hotel room since Jess wasn’t super keen on having sex with Colt’s mommy in the room. Jess point out that his mommy ruined his last relationship and it’s all starting again. Then the topic changes to dead parents. Why are these people on the show? Then it is back to their favorite topic. Sex. Later, Debbie tells Colt that Jess is just looking for a green card. Debbie meets Jess on the beach to chat. I goes as well as could be expected I guess.
Larissa continues to try to get money out of Eric. Apparently, she wants a boob job. This is a very awkward relationship. Larissa is worried that if Carmen, who she lives with, will find out they are dating. Carmen hates Eric because Larissa trashed him to her when they dated previously. Larissa tells Carmen she is back together with Eric. She is not happy with the news. She tells Larissa tells her she has to move out by the end of the weekend.
Andrei & Elizabeth
Let’s see what Andrei and Elizabeth fight about in Moldova this week. It looks like the topic at hand is wedding venues. I thought the whole reason for all the baptizing was because they were getting married in the church. So why are they looking for venues? The first venue is a casino in a strip mall. They are inviting 60 people to the wedding?! I guess the venue is for the reception. They can’t do a food tasting at the casino, but they are shown photos of food. This is not helpful. Andrei is also not helpful. Elizabeth hates the venue. Andrei and Elizabeth get in a screaming match during a joint interview. Elizabeth stalks off down the street alone.
These two continue to fight. But they finally all get back in car. The second venue is a lot nicer than the first one. And they can actually taste the food. This is the venue they want! They quickly make up and do a little dance. They do have a really cute baby. Next, Elizabeth gets baptized. It was a really interesting ceremony. After baptism, they go out to dinner with another couple. Andrei continues to not translate Moldovan correctly.
Angela & Michael
These two were getting along great on the last episode. But based on the previews these things are about to take a turn. For now, Michael is thrilled with the two suits that Angela bought him. Michael takes Angela to meet some of his friends that have lived in the US. Angela is pissed that he needs to ask other people about their experiences living in the US. So she is going in hot. Michael wants Angela to live with him in Nigeria while they work on his visa. I just realized that her sister did not travel with her. I guess that is because it is a couple of weeks until the wedding. Angela seems oddly angry for no reason.
They go to sit outside with Michael’s friends who are three attractive women. Now she is really pissed and storming off again. They never spoke a word. Angela starts screaming in the parking lot and saying the wedding is off. SIGH. She is giving me a headache. I can’t imagine the headache Michael has in that car. In the middle of all the screaming, her daughter calls to tell her that her mom has lost touch with reality.
Kalani & Asuelu
Asuelu is still acting like a child. These two are back in Utah. Kalani’s dad comes and gets the dog and tells Asuelu to join him in the park to walk the dog. Asuelu is already nervous. Actually, Asuelu is doing a great job taking responsibility for things that happened in the car ride. He says he thinks in Samoan and when he translates it in his head, it comes out wrong. Kalani’s dad is surprisingly gentle with Asuelu. I really don’t think Asuelu’s mental age is the same as his actual age. He’s very childlike.
Syngin & Tania
These two just need to break up. Syngin’s brother is in ICU with a blot clot issue in South Africa. He is out now. The brothers are very close. Syngin wants to go see his brother. Also, Syngin has been getting fat. He goes to meet Tania for lunch and to talk about her physical therapy. He tells Tania that she wants to go see his brother. She doesn’t seem to care if he goes or not. It sounds like she wants to go with him.