Sorry for the delay. I have been trying to get to the MAFS recap and it was A LOT. I hope you will all watch. Also, I hope you will all watch the New Orleans season with me. It looks like a doozy. But now it is on to a reunion that I am so far over I don’t even want to watch.
If this is a gangup on Mercedeh I will be pissed. I do not understand how Reza’s backyard is always just dirt.I have a backyard that basically can’t grow grass because it is full of 70 year old trees that could fall and kill me at any moment. But there is still stuff growing. It seems like it would hard to keep just dirt in the yard with nothing growing.
Andy Cohen Is Such A Douchebag
Quarntine life has been good for Reza and Adam. Reza claims he has been gardening, but I suspect that is Adam. And, Adam has been baking pies. Mike is quarantining with whats her name with the kids. Golnesa is quaranting with here baby and I suspect her parents. Why does Andy have to always make fun of Nema’s teeth? Andy is such a fucking asshole. He wasn’t even smiling. Nema handles it like a champ though. We are starting with GG’s baby story. Golnesa had a rough road and I am glad she has a healthy baby.
Gonesa stupidly let Reza HOLD HER BABY during a pandemic and Destiney! REALLY? That is how dumb Golnesa really is I guess. Who does that shit when your own mother could not even be in the room for you delivery?? Golnesa blocked Nema for literally no reason and cropped him out of all the cast photos she posted. Nema is the nicest person on the show. Also this recap prematurely ejaculated. ARGH. I hate this new laptop so much.
Golnesa Versus Mercedeh
Golnesa is high and she says she continues to smoke pot. MJ sent her a hand written note and is happy for her. Reza feels some type of way about MJ supporting GG having a baby as a single mother and not Asa. When MJ says having a baby changed her, Destiney chimes in claiming MJ said she wanted to fuck her dad. MJ says that Destiny is a liar. Reza tries to defend his friendship with GG.
I don’t care about Mike or Paulina. Everyone thinks that Mike has met his soulmate. Paulina must have a very black soul. Actually, Paulina seems to even Mike out. Destiny keeps interrupting MJ when she speaks. Mike and Reza made up at Bravocon. They both cried. We get to see Mike and Reza cry in flashbacks. Then, Reza cries on stage. Mike wants to knock up Paulina. They plan to have a small wedding.
No One On This Show Is Consistently Likable
I feel like this show is taking years off my life. Golnesa is so high she has put on sunglasses. She mocked Nema for using the phrase, “out show” when talking about the show! Andy points out that Nema is in fact on the show. She was so unkind about. about Nema’s dad. Reza, Destiney and Nema haven’t spoken for months and he misses her friendship. Then we leave the serious topic of Nema’s distance from his father so that we have make fun of Nema’s teeth for the millionth time. This is just pure nastiness. Golnesa tries to downplay her flirtations with Nema all season. She blames it on hormones.
Destiney annoys me. The good news is that she might not be returning next season. We shall see. On to naked jenga. The storyline of the season that never happened. But first we have to talk about the guys getting kicked off the flight to Vegas for “looking like terrorists.” That is awful. I got stopped and interrogated at the Miami airport and it was traumatizing. The police came and literally escorted the guys off the plane. Of course Destiney has to chime in. They say that every time they go to Vegas they are always randomly selected to have their hands checked for bomb residue. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
I’m Sick Of Naked Jenga
It’s time for the real naked jenga segment. Adam is the only one who has said anything the slightest bit positive to MJ. He hasn’t seen her in over a year. I forgot how long ago this season was filmed. Adam and Reza are holding hands. When it comes to talking about Ali’s role in all this, Destiney keeps saying that Ali was Adam’s friend. They are referring to Ali as “the weasel.” But he wasn’t a weasel when he loaned Destiney $8K before filming so she would have money for clothes. That sounds like a good friend to Destiney to me. Now they are trashing him in his absence.
Mercedeh has walked off twice in the last few minutes. She’s off camera. When she wanders back in, everyone attacks MJ. Reza has some sort of issue with MJ holding out on signing her contract for last season. I’m not sure what that is supposed to have to do with anything. There is a lot of screaming and telling each other to shut the fuck up.
Next week, Mike tries to get MJ and Reza back together. This was an awful reunion. And I really hate this laptop.