Sorry for the delay. I have been trying to get to the MAFS recap and it was A LOT. I hope you will all watch. Also, I hope you will all watch the New Orleans season with me. It looks like a doozy. But now it is on to a reunion that I am so far over I don’t even want to watch.
If this is a gangup on Mercedeh I will be pissed. I do not understand how Reza’s backyard is always just dirt.I have a backyard that basically can’t grow grass because it is full of 70 year old trees that could fall and kill me at any moment. But there is still stuff growing. It seems like it would hard to keep just dirt in the yard with nothing growing.
Andy Cohen Is Such A Douchebag
Quarntine life has been good for Reza and Adam. Reza claims he has been gardening, but I suspect that is Adam. And, Adam has been baking pies. Mike is quarantining with whats her name with the kids. Golnesa is quaranting with here baby and I suspect her parents. Why does Andy have to always make fun of Nema’s teeth? Andy is such a fucking asshole. He wasn’t even smiling. Nema handles it like a champ though. We are starting with GG’s baby story. Golnesa had a rough road and I am glad she has a healthy baby.
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Gonesa stupidly let Reza HOLD HER BABY during a pandemic and Destiney! REALLY? That is how dumb Golnesa really is I guess. Who does that shit when your own mother could not even be in the room for you delivery?? Golnesa blocked Nema for literally no reason and cropped him out of all the cast photos she posted. Nema is the nicest person on the show. Also this recap prematurely ejaculated. ARGH. I hate this new laptop so much.
Golnesa Versus Mercedeh
Golnesa is high and she says she continues to smoke pot. MJ sent her a hand written note and is happy for her. Reza feels some type of way about MJ supporting GG having a baby as a single mother and not Asa. When MJ says having a baby changed her, Destiney chimes in claiming MJ said she wanted to fuck her dad. MJ says that Destiny is a liar. Reza tries to defend his friendship with GG.
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I don’t care about Mike or Paulina. Everyone thinks that Mike has met his soulmate. Paulina must have a very black soul. Actually, Paulina seems to even Mike out. Destiny keeps interrupting MJ when she speaks. Mike and Reza made up at Bravocon. They both cried. We get to see Mike and Reza cry in flashbacks. Then, Reza cries on stage. Mike wants to knock up Paulina. They plan to have a small wedding.
No One On This Show Is Consistently Likable
I feel like this show is taking years off my life. Golnesa is so high she has put on sunglasses. She mocked Nema for using the phrase, “out show” when talking about the show! Andy points out that Nema is in fact on the show. She was so unkind about. about Nema’s dad. Reza, Destiney and Nema haven’t spoken for months and he misses her friendship. Then we leave the serious topic of Nema’s distance from his father so that we have make fun of Nema’s teeth for the millionth time. This is just pure nastiness. Golnesa tries to downplay her flirtations with Nema all season. She blames it on hormones.
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Destiney annoys me. The good news is that she might not be returning next season. We shall see. On to naked jenga. The storyline of the season that never happened. But first we have to talk about the guys getting kicked off the flight to Vegas for “looking like terrorists.” That is awful. I got stopped and interrogated at the Miami airport and it was traumatizing. The police came and literally escorted the guys off the plane. Of course Destiney has to chime in. They say that every time they go to Vegas they are always randomly selected to have their hands checked for bomb residue. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
I’m Sick Of Naked Jenga
It’s time for the real naked jenga segment. Adam is the only one who has said anything the slightest bit positive to MJ. He hasn’t seen her in over a year. I forgot how long ago this season was filmed. Adam and Reza are holding hands. When it comes to talking about Ali’s role in all this, Destiney keeps saying that Ali was Adam’s friend. They are referring to Ali as “the weasel.” But he wasn’t a weasel when he loaned Destiney $8K before filming so she would have money for clothes. That sounds like a good friend to Destiney to me. Now they are trashing him in his absence.
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Mercedeh has walked off twice in the last few minutes. She’s off camera. When she wanders back in, everyone attacks MJ. Reza has some sort of issue with MJ holding out on signing her contract for last season. I’m not sure what that is supposed to have to do with anything. There is a lot of screaming and telling each other to shut the fuck up.
Next week, Mike tries to get MJ and Reza back together. This was an awful reunion. And I really hate this laptop.
Where’s the rest of this recap? After GG letting Reza hold her baby, there’s…nothing.
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lol!!!!!
I said I wasn’t going to watch. Now I am sure I’ll watch it twice, at least, in order to catch every snark worthy detail. I’m in that sort of petty, beotchy mood. Sometimes I wonder how one achieves the level of asshat douchey behavior that Andy Cohen seems to bring so easily. And wtf do I watch. I swear I’m so ready to quit this shit. Well I was. I’ll take time to self reflect this week.
Andy Cohen is very full of himself and gets worse by the day! He has almost reached Seacrest level of douchebaggery.
I have the same problem. Why am I watching this shit as I watch it. I come here and read recaps, tamara says it’s shit, so I have to watch. A petty, bitchy mood, that describes me.
So tired of thirsty Destiney. I am so ready for this fake Destiney to be gone and over. Everyone looked great for the reunion! Loved the painting MJ was sitting in front of.
I can’t stand Destiney. She’s too thirsty. I would have liked to have heard what MJ had to say without Destiney inserting herself. I hope they don’t bring her back. I wish Asa would come back.
This reunion was so bad. And I had to recap the whole thing TWICE for some strange reason. Then When I tried to post the second recap, the first one came up. I don’t even know how that happens. Anyway. It is up now. For what it’s worth.
Effort appreciated. They really have messed with this show. Reunion seems like…why bother?
I can’t stand Adam or Destiney, and want them both gone! I feel so bad for Mercedeh – I don’t think she’s 100% innocent but I really think she was set up to take the fall.
I couldn’t STAND MJ in this reunion. She is ugly inside and out.
I love Andy, but it’s mean to keep making fun of Nema’s teeth. Love how they showed him cleaning them before it started tho 😂
I agree it was weird Andy asked WHY no one else had met Elijah during a pandemic!!?! He’s 7 weeks old. I’m surprised she’s let anyone near him.
I do love this cast tho 🙂 ❤️
My thoughts? He knew that GG had Reza and Destiney over and that was low key shade that ANYONE had met the baby. He had to ask the question so they could show the picture.
Anderson Cooper is one of his best friends – most, if not all, the clothes Wyatt is wearing is hand me downs from Ben (Anderson has mentioned this; said he’s pretty frugal and was happy to get Ben’s big wardrobe!) It has to be killing him that he’s not met Wyatt in person, or had Ben meet the baby. Those two will grow up together!
this seems so different from your spoilers you heard awhile back…or does the reunion take a sudden change??? they seemed to be team MJ in your spoilers but now its “team destiny”
I thought the same! Only watched because your spoilers said that Reza and MJ came for Destiny. I didn’t want to watch an MJ pile up either but that’s exactly what we got. ☹️
yes!! i know a lot of people dont love MJ but i really do. i find destiny super annoying and GG is just angry and bitter. for someone who is all about “wusah” and being stoned and as a new mom, you would think she would soften….but man they are just so angry
I 100% agree with you. I can’t believe no one has an issue with GG’s pot smoking, knife hidden in her sofa, angry behavior and mean comments towards everyone. Destiny is just disgusting. I wish they would go after Adam and his behavior too. Adam is the one who is getting the free pass in all of this drama.
I have no explanation. It doesn’t seem to get any better next week either. Nema was picked on a lot. But I have yet to see Destiney get what is coming.
Why can’t they just be like the RHONY and blame everything on the rose and move on?
I cannot stand Reza. He changes *best friends* like I change underwear. He hated GG a few seasons ago. She hated him and tried to stab him. STAB him, for Heaven’s sake, but he is up her ass like none of that happened. He supported GG and her baby but ices MJ out, who is supposed to be his best friend for the past 30 years. I think that Adam has sex indiscriminately, behind Reza’s back. And I 100% believe that Reza has cheated on Adam. Who cares? They are each more detrimental to their marriage than MJ has been. Destiney needs to go. She concocted all of this trash to make herself relevant this season. I do not know if I can watch the reunion.
Spot on!
Agree. And have to add Paulina is creepy AF.
I had a falling out with my best friend a few years ago, but if she were in the hospital dying I’d be there in a heartbeat. Reza is a terrible “best friend”
Why wasn’t Adam held accountable for his actions and why wasn’t Destiny blamed for bringing Ali on the show? Instead all we get is everything is MJ’s fault! Next week looks gut wrenching for MJ as she pours her heart out to that ruthless Reza.
I wanted to like Destiney so much cuz she was a hoot on The Peoples Couch. I liked her looking for her Dad storyline but haven’t been able to stand her since then.
I always get picked for that damn bomb residue test. My family always joke to allow extra time at security.I just put it down to being a good decoy caucasian.
Here I was defending GG being a single Mother, giving her the benefit of the doubt, and she’s high out of her mind with a newborn. If I had a newborn I’d be sober as a judge and afraid to even go to sleep.
Reza and MJ will make up because it’s what the people want. also MJ looks really good, though.
I wonder if they would say anything if she was drunk caring for a newborn. Caring for a new baby is stressful and hard, and I find nothing wrong with finding whatever way helps you relax when you can. However, I don’t think GG is responsible enough to see when the appropriate time is to smoke her blunts. I just hope when she is getting high someone else is taking care of the baby.
I would imagine her mom cares for the baby. I hope it’s the mom caring for the baby
It sucked. This was a gang up on MJ. Who cares what she knew from Ali or when she knew it, if she told Reza or not? Like he doesn’t know he has a horrible marriage?
I must be getting beyond desperate for anything even mildly interesting on TV because I loved this reunion—I even love the quarantine format… WTF?
I’d be fine if they fired everyone but MJ, Nema, and Mike. They keep it real now. GG disgusts me with her attitude, etc. She’s not taking medicinal levels of marijuana, she was Mt. Everest high. Adam is throwing MJ to the wolves when HE is the one who was behaving badly and the info was already out there if MJ knew about it unless she was AT the damn Jenga parties. I think they were and are mad about something else with her – since it sounded like they didn’t even visit her much when she was bedridden and they are still acting like you can’t say anything to GG because she was pregnant at one point.
Oh, and I think Mike DOES seem more grounded. Maybe his soon to be stepkids make him finally focus on something other than himself, or even not worry so much about what his parents think or that his brothers are dentists.
Agree. I’m team MJ. Why isn’t Andy holding Adam accountable for this whole debacle?
Because ANDY has done nekkid backyard games and probably wants to avoid shaming someone for it (because these people are not good about nuances…. it isn’t that nekkid jenga is shameful – it just is if you are keeping it secret from your spouse.
I wonder if Andy will ask Mike about his “project management” on The property he owns with his family?
I’m one of the people who did not enjoy pot. It either made me extremely paranoid, or extremely sleepy. So seeing Golnesa so loud and aggressive was weird to me. I thought her pot was WUSAH. That was the opposite of WUSAH.
I am Team None of These People.
Good point, this show has become unwatchable. I am not here for another season like this one.
Nema is the nicest, most decent person. His kindness is exaggerated within this group. Love MJ & Tommy……they are lucky to have found each other… I can watch them just talk to each other.
Destiny & Reza I can’t keyboard anything nice…..But what is Destiny’s storyline? too much makeup? sticking her nose in other people’s business? or denying her involvement stirring the pot? Thirsty, thirsty people……. Please disappear back into obscurity
I get picked for the bomb test too all the time. I had a really nice TSA agent the last time and I asked why. I’m a short older lady. The TSA agent told me he thinks that if the initial screeners smell smoke they get that person tested. I’m a smoker so it made sense because as I looked at who they pulled they were almost all the same people I had stood outside and had a cigarette with. When is Reza going to get his? And lets all be real, GG has a nanny or her mother taking care of that little boy most of the time.
I am a small, white, female and when I lived in Los Angeles and traveled a lot, I was ALWAYS selected for the “random bag explosives tests. (They take what looks like a large Clearasil pad and wipe it over every zipper and other opening on your luggage, then put the pad under a special light. Apparently it turns a special color if there is an residue from explosives on it.)
My own personal theory on why I got checked so often was:
1) Anyone traveling alone is considered more of a “suspect” than say, a family of 5 travelers.
But more importantly,
2) I know they had quotas to fill. (They had to perform X many bag checks per person or per hour or per shift.)
3) And they have to ASK, “Mind if we check your bag?”
4) So logically, they’re going to stop and ask the people who they DON’T THINK WILL SAY NO. I never look like I’m going to give anyone a hard time, mostly because I’m too busy worrying about trying to be agreeable so I can get an upgrade or so they don’t boot me off a flight to make room for a “better” customer. (I worked in the travel industry for over ten years; I’m always going with the attitude of being cooperative and agreeable.)
Anyway, it IS a thing and it DOES happen. It happened to me so often that my family started to ask me, after every flight, if I was stopped. And I was stopped just about every time.
FYI
thanks! I never even knew that was a thing. The only time I had a problem was coming back to the US through MIA. I never want to come back to the country through MIA again. I had an almost four hour layover and almost missed my flight. It was brutal. I was pulled with a handful of people. I think the reason was I was sweating like a pig. It was a very, very long walk with my bags to the very very long lines to get to the customs agent. I was getting anxiety. So I just looked guilty, or crazy, or something.
They asked me the same questions over and over like the name of my hotel and I couldn’t quite remember. They wanted to see my hotel receipt and I couldn’t find it. I didn’t really get why this was all happening at the time. But it turns out that Curacao, where I was coming from, has a drug problem, or imports drugs to the US or something. I was terrified. because I had two Xanax, that I desperately wanted to take and i wasn’t sure if they were expired. It was a total nightmare. But I’ve never ever seen the bomb thing. That same trip might have been the one where the shoe bomber had blown something up so leaving the country to come home was also very time consuming because it was like day one of everyone taking off their shoes and they didn’t really have a plan for how to do that. I’ve been to Curacao twice and that’s enough for me. LOL.
I wouldn’t miss Nema or Destiney or Sara.
I bought this season on Amazon and I still don’t have a reunion episode. What a waste of money!
Same thing happened with Summer House.
COVID has fucked me ten ways to Sunday.
Happy Monday, all.