It’s time for another MAFS Australia recap. There are two new episodes and the premier of MAFS New Orleans. So I am going to have a busy few days. The thing is, I am always dying to go to bed at this point of the night on Thursday as RHONY recaps are just so draining. But I HAVE GOT TO GET ALL THE TEA ON THE CHEATING! It’s barely four weeks in and these fools are cheating, WITH EACH OTHER!
Michael continues his apparent mission to destroy all the couples. This time, he’s been busted for making out in public with Hayley, David’s wife. David alerted Stacey that her man is cheating on her. Stacey had been out of town in Adelaide spending time with her children. Why didn’t Michael go with her? Stacey has asked production to move Michael to another apartment. Clearly, they are going to need a lot of extra apartments this season! Stacey is locked and loaded to come for Hayley at the dinner party
There Is Something Fundamentally Wrong With Hayley
Hayley and Michael both seem to indicate that something happened. Hayley is only concerned about Stacey. Aw, that’s sweet. She should have thought about Stacy the other night. Now these two women are going to talk. I hope Stacey decks her in the mouth. Hayley admits that she did hook up with Michael. She kissed him. According to Hayley, Michael told her that if David is not giving her what she needs, he can. Tonight is supposed to begin with a dinner party and another commitment ceremony. Natasha and Mikey have wisely opted to avoid what will surely be a dramatic dinner and instead focus on their own struggling relationship.
Stacey heads to the dinner party alone. She is still in disbelief about Michael. She says that Michael can’t stand Hayley. Stacey seems to think this could all be a lie. Meanwhile, Hayley is trashing David for allegedly cleaning the toilet with her toothbrush and posting a video of it on the Internet. Hayley is delusional and doesn’t seem to realize she did anything wrong. She is taking one of their toothbrushes to the dinner party. Did she retaliate with his tooth brush?
Dinner Party Three Is About To Pop Off
On the way over to the dinner, Hayley is trash talking David like this is all his fault. Hayley cannot stop talking shit about David. Everyone who is coming has arrived and dinner is served. Michael has decided to address the entire group. He admits that he and the rest of the group were all drunk. He was “dancing on Hayley.” He apologizes to Stacey for being in that situation after he promised not to go out. Michael then apologizes to David. Michael denies kissing Hailey. Then, he says he cannot recall a lot from the evening. So Haley refreshes his memory. She said they did kiss and they did hookup. I’m not sure that hook up means sex in Australia like it does here.
Stacey comes hard for Hayley. She basically says that Hayley was the instigator. I am so sick of Hayley saying, “I stuffed up.” Hayley cries and seems angry with Stacey. Hayley doesn’t seem to take responsibility for everything. Stacey is heartbroken. She introduced Michael to her sons on Facetime the day that the cheated. Hayley plays the video of David cleaning the toilet either Hayley’s toothbrush. David leaves and Hayley works up some tears to get sympathy from the other girls. She’s NOT THE VICTIM HERE! Michael and Stacey talk and he tells her he has been in love with her since the honeymoon. Michael says in confessional that he should choose LEAVE at the commitment ceremony and that way it leaves the decision up to her.
Part Two: The Commitment Ceremonies
Ivan and Aleks both vote to stay with no discussion. Next up is Josh and Cathy. He says Cathy basically just ignores him and he feels rejected. But they both want to stay. Mikey and Natasha both opt to LEAVE! I am shooketh! They seemed to have reached their decision together. I’m sad for them but they seem fine. Mishel and Steve decide to stay even though there is no intimacy. Steve looks miserable. They need to get out of the friend stage.
Oh my. It is time for Stacey and Michael. Michael has told Stacey he will write leave so that Stacey can leave him if she wants. Michael apologizes to the experts. Micheal still says he doesn’t think a kiss happened. Now Hayley is saying they kissed on “several occasions.” Hayley doubles down that they did. Mishel and Steve both come for Micheal and seem to defend Hayley. What is wrong with these people? Michael wrote STAY! She wrote LEAVE. Michael doesn’t want to lose her.
Connie and Jonethen continue to struggle. She votes to leave and he votes to stay. Connie need to bolster her self esteem and stop shutting down over minor arguments. Then comes David and Hayley. Hayley plays the victim again. Can we not just get rid of her and brings someone decent in for David. Hayley chooses STAY just because she’s a gaping cunt. Stacey tells Hayley that no one likes her. Then, Mishel and Steve get into it with Stacey. The experts decide to override Hayley’s decision to stay just to torment David. YAY! David is a true gentleman in this situation.
So we lost two couple this week and I didn’t get any previews for next week.