I’m just going to post what I have if that is okay…I just sort of had to stop last night. I’m not going anywhere, I still want to chat with you guys. I just need a bit of time off the pressure.
It’s time for another RHONY recap and I am excited to see who sleeps in the fish room when the ladies head back to Blue Stone Manor. But before we begin, I have to let you know that Thursdays have the most shows to recap and I am falling further and further behind. I plan to catch up ASAP. However, I’m having some mental struggles. My brain feels heavy in my head and it is difficult to think. So please bear with me. I am totally NOT feeling Jovani tonight. I think it is mainly the quarantine, but if things worsen, I’d like to know where to go as I haven’t had a doctor since the second year of “Obama Care” when I wasted well over 10K on “healthcare”. Sorry, moving on.
Busted Pipes & Busted Friendships
Dorinda’s repairs to her house after a water main broke are now complete and she is ready to show it off again on the show. And I am down for that! Anything other than Halloween. Dorinda can’t get through to anyone. Not one of the ladies is taking her calls. I love that. Sorry not sorry. Elyse goes to visit Sonya who is rambling almost as incoherently as I am tonight. Basically she is relieving her glory days. No one does that more than the RHONY. They all live in the past. I am starting to see the value in Elyse which means they will ax her for next season. Elyse is done with Ramona. Apparently, Ramona came on to her husband right in front of her!
Luann meets up with a disheveled Leah and Ramona in a store. Ramona thinks that Dorinda is taking things out on her because she never properly grieved Richard. Really? All she does is grieve Richard. Even Leah and Luann are not letting her get away with this. Dorinda is mad because Ramona made her and Leah drive all the way into the burbs only for it to be a photo op to get Ramona’s birthday party catered for free.
Is Everyone Jealous Of Ramona Singer?
Ramona thinks everyone is resentful because she has 50, 60 eleventy billion friends. No one has fifty friends. That would be exhausting. Ramona doesn’t seem to know what friends are. If you have five good friends you are fortunate. If fifty people like you enough to come to your birthday party, that’s fantastic. But they are acquaintances who like you. I suck at all relationships so feel free to correct me if I am wrong. That said quite a few of you I consider my friends. So… WTF do I know? Y’all continue to surprise me every day. Ramona is an idiot. Luann tries to tell her to CALM DOWN at the Bershires and she just doesn’t get how many of her “friends” are angry with her.
Sidenote: I am currently fighting with my dog over sleeping arrangements. Is this normal?
Dorinda is training her housekeeper not to step and fetch for Ramona and I love it. With this cast you never really have anyone to root for. But now we have Len, Dorinda’s housekeeper in the Berkshires. But, Dorinda? Not so much. Len is my favorite person on this whole season. Can she be a friend next season? For the first time all season, I MISS BETHENNY FRANKEL! How can we do the Berkshires without her? She was our voice of reason!
Did Insurance Pay For Water Damage On The Second Floor?
It’s odd to me that Dorinda was bemoaning all the things she had done due to the flood but all of the bedrooms even on the second floor have been redone, yet the gorgeous dining room is still the same. Even the outside furniture seems new. Those dining room chairs may actually be different. The fish room is updated (also not effected by water damage) and one of the fish is in Luann’s bed. Cute! Luann and Leah are both still drinking. But Leah is sober again and Luann is not. I’m not judging. Just passing on info.
Ramona has apparently unfollowed Leah on social media. Twitter is my favorite app. And I would never notice if my almost 12K followers unfollowed me. BTW, PLEASE FOLLOW ME! I DO MY BEST CRAZY ON TWITTER! And Even if you don’t like me, I follow the best people! You can share my amazing friends! I HAVE MORE THAN RAMONA! 🙂 Do we like Luann’s black sweater with pink lips or hate it? I am conflicted. This is being set up as Elyse’s initiation beat down and I am NOT here for it. I have a few posts about Elyse that are negative things from her past here (use my search box). But this is just ridiculous behavior from women who can contribute a few more dollars to their IRA for being old!
Sides Are Drawn Before Everyone Gets There.
Ramona hates Elyse. Elyse’s room may be the best of them all but they are all so gorgeous it is hard to tell. Dorinda is totally on Elyse’s side for political purposes. It is an everyone hates Ramona season. And for once I am not sad she is being ganged up on. She continues to ditch filming for dick. That has been going on for two season now. She needs to decide what is more important, dick or money and if she chooses dick, she needs to leave the show. But Elyse is smarter than we gave her credit for and she is not buying into the bullshit. Wow. I am starting to see why she was cast. It’s a bit late, but she has been observing the nonsense and being very sensible about it. Look at her go Too little too late for Bravo?
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Ramona?
Still, Ramona is a total cunt. I feel like this show has been on for three hours and we are only halfway through. She tries to take Elyse away to chastise her in private. And everyone goes in to confront Ramona. This is the best moment of this episode. No one is going to let Ramona intimidate Elyse. And Elyse is not one to be intimidated in the first place. Ramona runs away.
Luann tells Dorinda that her toast was mean to Ramona. And Dorinda refuse to hear that. Probably because Ramona is an idiot. Meanwhile, Ramona and Elyse argue about whether Elyse is one of her “fifty close friends.” Elyse points out that Ramona does not have fifty close friends. They are in the same social circle. But Elyse is a true friend. Dorinda kind of comes for Ramona.
Somehow the very expensive purple couches were saved from water damage. AHEM and they other reconvene to chat. And magically Dorinda and Ramona are BFF’s? Then Dorinda and Ramona have a weird conversation about not needing a man. ROFLAMO these two could not last ten seconds without a man.