At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s awkward bolting from Kyle’s BBQ! It’s time for a glass of Merlot and a fun show after writing this tedious Nene exclusive.
Speaking of exclusives, I was the first site to break the news about Villa Blanca shutting down. It has been copied by a few people who totally added incorrect information and gave no link to my post. So if you think you know what is going on from reading elsewhere. You might want to click the link to get the facts straight. People even availed themselves of my exclusive photos without asking! I’m just happy that we have a new RHOBH tonight!
What Is Wrong With Strippers & Steak?
We pick up with everyone being a bit confused about Denise and Aaron abruptly leaving the BBQ at Kyle’s. If I were at a BBQ at Kyle’s she’d have to through me out! Also I am starving I got a late start to dinner and my pork chop with sauerkraut, onions and apples is being kept warm in the oven and smells delicious. Denise is pissed that Rinna didn’t stick up her. Denise says that Aaron “deals with people with cancer.” Really? It looks like snake oil type shit to me. The wives are mostly irritated with Aaron. Denise and Aaron head to a strip club for a steak. That actually sounds fun. But Rinna can’t wait to tell the other girls. Garcelle bails after standing up for Denise.
Denise and Aaron really seem to hate Kyle. I feel like we are not being told the whole story. I love Kyle and I love Denise. Aaron on the other hand… I hate when the housewives I like don’t get along! Why can’t Denise hate Dorit instead? When the ladies head into the tent to debrief, Kyle decides to use the tent pole as a stripper pole. She is very experienced with the pole. 🙂 Then Rinna and Dorit take turns on the pole. Finally, some fun instead of all the arguing! However, battle lines have been drawn and it appears to me that Dorit and Garcelle will be Team Denise. Not the wisest move for any of those three.
Time To Do A Quick Catch Up With Everyone
We get a quick scene of Teddi and Edwin and the kids going to see the ultrasound for baby Dove. The Ultrasound person even mentions looking at her brain. Sadly, we now know Dove needs cranial surgery. Garcelle has moved into her new house and she has a million assistants help her. Must be nice. Moving is a total PITA for most people especially if you are single doing it on your own. Rinna stops by Sutton’s store. She is preparing for a trunk show. I must say I am warming to my southern sister from Georgia, Sutton. Rinna will be in NYC for the jewelry trunk show. But she tries on a stunning gown that I really need for her to buy.
I’m excited for Garcelle’s new house. But I could care less about Dorit’s fraudulent fronting. No wonder she got along so well with LVP and Todd. Well, at least for the most part. Kyle takes Kim to a doctor’s appointment and Kyle almost gets a ticket. These two seem to finally be partners in crime. After getting reasonable breast implant 30 years ago and two of the requisite “updates” every ten years, on of Kim’s boobs is deflated. So since Kim doesn’t have money anymore, she is going to a plastic surgeon on the show for a discount at minimum and a possible freebie. In my opinion. Allegedly. She’s also has a lumpectomy. (YIKES!) So they decide to do surgery to even up her boobs without implants. Kim was extremely nervous on surgery day. Kyle was more nervous her mom died of breast cancer. But it all went fine.
Gareille’s house is lovely. She built it to her specifications with the requisite Real Housewives stairway at the entrance. Garcelle tells her kids nanny that she needs her Friday night because she has a date. I love her nanny. Can she be my lady sitter? I need a lady sitter. Speaking of cute. Garcelle’s kids are adorable, and even moderately useful!
Sutton’s Trunk Show
This show has flown by and it is already time for the final scene where the ladies generally argue and fight. Le sigh. I was having such a good time. Kyle and Dorit arrive first. It’s a jewelry trunk show and Kyle need jewelry after hers was all stolen. She’s still building her stuff back up. On the other hand, I want to figure out how to have a jewelry trunk show of my own to get some cash for all my family heirlooms and jewelry from Beirut. I need money for first class flights, I am way too fat and anxious to ever fly coach again. I should take my collection to Sutton’s store!
There are a lot of cameos from Italy. I happen to collect those and have many. I used to wear five or six of the smallest ones at once back when I went places thirty years ago. Also, I have rings but I think they are not many and mostly set in silver and kid sized. Sutton is so mean to Teddi. Does she even have kids? She’s so condescending about Teddi’s maternity looks. She’s about to hatch. If you really want to help her Sutton, go take a look at the offerings at maternity stores. Or fat chick stores for that matter. Not everyone is a size four. Garcelle can’t come because she
has a date is moving.
Aaron & Denise Arrive
Kyle is getting ready for another huge party. Probably for The Agency. She is going with a black and white theme this year. I’d wear a black dress with my meerschaum necklace that I think I have but it is surely yellowed by now. I think I might have a white bracelet that might not should be in the country but not really sure. I haven’t opened the safety deposit in ions. And laws have changed. Anyway, back on topic, Aaron is coming with Denise. I haven’t seen any other husbands. So this is odd. Michael Sutton’s boyfriend is the welcoming committee. I need to know his last name and net worth. Aaron mutters something about numerology. He really should have married Shannon for RHOOC. She’s the same kind of kook.
Suddenly, I am far behind in this recap. Because dogs are like children and always need things when you are trying to work. Or talk on the phone. Or ignore them. And then minor catastrophe happened. Anyway, Aaron is the only husband there. This should be interesting. Dorit greets them. Denise says that Aaron had to come because “they have a dinner.” Denise went to the bathroom and despite saying they were going to wait until Denise comes back to talk. But they could not hold it in. Erika basically takes the lead and says he was heated and mansplaining at Kyle BBQ. Aaron just says, “I speak direct.” Which isn’t even proper English. Erika says so do they.
Aaron & Denise Storm Out
Teddi says if Aaron wants to be the moral high ground… And he cuts her off just as Denise returns. Denise going to the bathroom leaving her man to be hung out to dry seems very scripted to me. Erika tells us in confessional that Aaron is trying to intimidate her and it is not going to work. Erika is worth a billion times more than Aaron who lives in the house Charlie Sheen built. I wish someone would say that. Sadly, Denise attracts the mentally ill guys who want to use her. I like Denise, but this guy is a whackjob just like Charlie Sheen. Or maybe Denise likes whackjobs with money who like to fuck multiple times a day.
Then Teddi brings up Denise calling her a shit stirrer when Dorit’s kid was right there. Aaron seems threatening to some of the women, So Denise once again drags Aaron out WHY DID YOU BRING HIS INSANE ASS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? You have to know that Aaron is off just like Charlie Sheen and you bring him to a RHOBH shoot that he doesn’t even have any business attending? Dorit stupidly tries to get them to stay, Denise claims she is not upset and storming out as she is upset and storming out. Even Dorit seems to be abandoning her now. And that’s bad. Dorit says it sucks to defend PK just like it sucks that Denise has to defend Aaron. And there it ends.
Next week: Kyle has her black and white party and invites Camille. Dorit is not amused. Denise and Rinna have a sit down. It doesn’t go well.