I am totally unprepared for this Below Deck Recap so it may suck more than usual. Or be great, who knows. I’m going to have to get up early in the morning to go to the dentist who used to love me before I went crazy and stopped a lot of hygienic things. Like tooth-brushing and bathing and changing clothes. So, I will probably either lose my second tooth (did I mention I smoke? I will get that lecture too) anyway. I promise to do my best to server God and my
country website. And to help others every day especially those at home. I doubt most of you will get that. #TroopsOnForeignSoil
I have no idea why theses tools get an extended episode and someone today told me they would be on Reddit AMA tonight. Um Why? If some of you go, SEND ME EVERTYING. AKA SME, Tamara’s request. Also, I am probably dying. There is about a two inch square of skin on the right side of my back that tingles ALL THE TIME. Anyone know what I am dying of?Le sigh. It’s been doing that for days on end. But enough about me. Just kidding. It’s all about me. But let’s see what these morons are doing now. Because the morons who want to be famous by being manwhores are bringing six people to a six course dinner.
Kiko has never done a six course me on his own in his entire, very hot life. I have to cut the assholes some slack. If I was on board with five of you, I’d bring back any hot men we could scrounge up. Hanna admits she is glad as hell Bugsy is there. They are filling them up with so many snacks they will ever eat dinner.
Pete says “allowing Malia” to have control is challenging. He is such a douchebag. Thanks for sending me the tigger side by side but I still just see Thomas Ravel Jr. The jug ears, the entitlement. It just all turns my stomach. I think it is Alex who has a thing for Bugsy. Um, we are in crisis Alex. Shut the fuck up. Kiko has a great menu planned. Jess is basically a useless moron. Bugsy is saving the day. And here we go with service. Things are going like clockwork. It’s amazing. Even Sandy was impressed. The final course was bacon ice cream inside an apple representing America. I love Kiko.
Oh How I Hate Everyone
Pete is still a dick. ARGH . I had to reset my roach trap of half sugar/ half baking soda and water. Even though the dicks wanted more snacks. Fuck them. Ravenel Jr is still tweeting the Italinan cunt. WTF? And Hannah has to make snacks for these fools. Someone go to the below deck reddit and report back to us how these fools defended themselves. Alex is pissed. Everyone is pissed feeding these drunk people. I get it is their job but if they had not brought friends on board, this would not be happening. Assholes! PeriodT.
This Is Why Serious American Travelers Stitch The Canadian Flag On Their Luggage!
American tourist need a class in civility before ever being let out of the country. Okay look. I am not necessarily a Hannah fan, even it she is pregnant. But this shit is ridiculous. Why is Bugsy acting like she was up all night with the drunks? Why the holy hell is Pete sexually harassing women who are serving breakfast. He’s so gross. I really want to this to be over. It’s so bad.
I AM NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THIS RECAP!