Despite being a little bit tired and my new fancy sheets calling me to get of the couch and into my bed, I am a bit sad that this episode is only an hour. Isn’t it usually two? I suppose that makes this 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap a bit faster to complete. This show is previously taped and their current relationships are much different now. PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL THE CURRENT SITUATIONS IN COMMENTS!
Brittany & Yazan
These two cannot even get out of the parking lot of the airport before having their first big blowup! In case you missed last week’s episode, When the loving couple arrived at Yazan’s car, the production crew was waiting there to meet Brittany. Brittany had not seen the local crew in quite some time so she gave everyone a hug. While she was hugging them her bag opened up and Yazan saw a bottle of tequila. Then he lost his ever loving mind. I love hearing Yazan arguing in Arabic as I know some of the words. Before my parents passed away we had sort of a “family language” filled with a smattering of Arabic words. Yazan we used Hollass (which they have translated as “enough”) we say Collassed to mean broken or ended. As in what happened to the car? “It is Collassed.” Anyway. Moving on.
I predict Brittany will drink all of her tequila in her hotel room tonight. She’s already having second thoughts. She left her career for Yazan? Did I miss what her “career” was? Is it video THOT? You can’t make a ho a housewife, Yazan. Especially a Muslim housewife. Oh that is a big bottle of tequila
Deavan & Jihoon
Not only does Jihoon not have a real job, it’s the day of Deavan’s arrival and he hasn’t even packed to move into the apartment. Jihoon’s mom is excited he is finally moving out. However, she’s not a big fan of Deavan. Jihoon is scared shitless. Especially because Deavan’s mother is coming with her this time.
Jihoon and his parents go to pick up Deavan, the kids and Deavan mother Elicia. He’s worried about Elicia because “she is a very angry person.” Drucilla sees Jihoon and runs to him at top speed. It’s cute. I so wish this could work out. Deavan is pissed that Jihoon’s parents are at the airport. What’s wrong with that? Oh the better question is what is wrong with Elicia. Is she drunk? In the van ride home Elicia cusses like a sailor. She passes out for a bit and then wakes up and starts cussing again. Jihoon’s mom is driving and she is trying to tell her how to drive. It turns out they are in a bad neighborhood. Jihoon’s mom is very concerned.
Melyza & Tim
Have we ever met Tim before? He has an emotional support cat that he is taking on the plane. He has many characteristics of a Nene fan. Or maybe a Trump supporter. He has a criminal record. So far he is a real winner, no? Melyza is a beautiful girl from Columbia. He is moving to Columbia.
I feel like I missed a season or an episode that included these two. Hopefully, it is a season and someone can tell me which one I missed. I thought I had seen them all. It’s a brand new couple. Cheesestick is a dick.
It’s a week before Tim moves and he goes out to the bar with his friends. We are supposed to believe that they don’t know he is moving to Columbia permanently. They have met Melyza though because she visited before and they all like her. They are supportive of the plan! He then drops another bomb. The reason he is moving there is because he cheated on Melyza. His friends are furious with him and totally on her side. I guess she doesn’t trust him not to do it again if she moves there. This is starting off well. Can we please just get back to Kenny?
Arilea & Biniyam
Arilea and her mom finally make it to Ethiopia and she looks like she is ready to pop. I’m surprised she was allowed to fly! I would love to go to Dubai, but I’ll pass on Ethiopia though I am excited to see it on the show. Biniyam is 29 and the youngest in his family. He lives with his brother and his wife in a small one bedroom apartment. How the hell are they going to add a baby mama, a baby and the baby mama’s mama to this arrangement? He’s a personal trainer, and MMA fighter, and
a male prostitute he dances in nightclubs.
Biniyam goes to meet his friends Brook and Firezar in a music studio. #ShadesOfSouljaBoy Of course he is working on a song. His recarding name is Baby Cool. I don’t hate his song. It’s kinda catchy in a Don’t Be Tardy sort of way. There his friends tell him not to make the same mistakes as he did with the last American girl he knocked up. Oh FFS. At least they were married for four years and then she took the kid and went back stateside. All these guys speak English pretty well. I didn’t expect that in Ethiopia.
Armando & Kenny
The day has come for Kenny to go Mexico to live with Armando. He’s a crying mess. And so are all his kids. And that is all we see of these two for the whole episode!?!!! They know these two are our favorites! They need their own show!
We saw ABSOLUTELY NOTING from Jenny and Sumit. I could do without Tim altogether. Do they need me to edit this show?!