Tap! Tap! Is this thing on? I got up today with full intentions of being production and then, well…there is always tomorrow. I did put through some Nene fans in the first Nene post about the celebrity video show. And commented. That was about the most productive I have been today. I did make cheese grits with bacon and tomatoes and just now salmon with cous cous (Libyan grits) and veggies. That’s being productive, right? Now I have a couple of recaps to do tonight. So y’all are going to have to amuse the Nene fans in the Nene forums because I haven’t WLSed them…yet. I thought y’all might want to play too. Off I go to do the Below Deck Med Recap!
I totally forgot about Bugsy coming back this should be a fun episode. I love Bugsy. The bad news is the weather is for shit and it doesn’t look like they are getting off the dock. Bugsy says she is bringing the thunder. Bugsy and Sandy get along great. That means Captain Sandy will be team Bugsy. Pete the creep has already followed Bugsy on IG. The preference sheet introduces us to a whole group of douchebags. I might have seen one female on there. I wasn’t really paying attention. Bugsy puts her white gloves on immediately and sets the perfect table. Ah there are two females on board. They seem a bit old to be yacht girls.
When It Rains It Pours
Since the weather is horrible, the least annoying deckhand, Alex, sets up a poker table for the guys with a cigar bar. Meanwhile, they love Kiko’s surf and turf. While everyone else is busting ass to keep the guests happen during a torrential downpour, Pete is making grunting noises while sending inappropriate text to Lara. All the deckhands have the hots for Bugsy. Rob seems to go for anything with boobs. The guests are assholes too. They are mad there are no oysters. Or at least one prick is. He claims he put it on his preference sheet. But he did not. He continues to bitch about every little thing. But Kiko’s dinner was another hit.
The prickish guests go out to a club at 11:30. At three am they are wasted and headed back to the boat. They brought a bunch of random people from the club with them. The randoms didn’t leave until five am. Hannah finally made it to bed at 6:23. Just a few minutes before sunrise. One of the female guests asks for her shoes so she can go for a walk off the boat. Jess gives them to her just as Captain Sandy is about to leave the dock. If they were leaving wouldn’t the gangway have been pulled up? When Jess hears the boat is leaving she just chats with Kiko in the kitchen. If not for Malia, she would have been left behind. In theory. Supposedly, they missed the window of opportunity with the weather.
Just When You Thought It Could Not Get Any Worse
Meanwhile, Pete release the wrong ground line and the boat is in danger of banging up against another. Because he is an idiot. He makes a smartass comment on the radio to deflect from his major fuckup. Of course when Malia calls him out on it, he denies it. Since they are stuck on the dock because of Pete and Jessica’s stupidity, they are setting up the toys on a little beach close by. Kiko now has to whip up a quick picnic. Then he finds out that the six course dinner he was planning tonight is now for 12 guests. Oh I failed to mention one of the idiots brought a dog they are boarding off shore. He keeps asking Hannah to have the dog watcher bring the dog for a visit. So obnoxious.
The randoms from the club are back for the picnic as well. Good grief. this is a nightmare. Then they find out that they can’t have tents or any glass on the beach. So the party of twelve goes back to the boat to be entertained and fed a twelve course meal. I’m exhausted just from watching this show.