You know who is ready for a 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap? This girl. I’m feeling really good tonight for a change. I got a bunch of sleep last night and have even made a teeny tiny bit of progress digging out of this disaster zone of a house. My cable and Internet went out last night and I ran out of excuses not to make better choices. So I am all ready to go on this recap. I’m a bit worried I don’t have the right photos, but I could not completely stay off the laptop for the whole three hours so I did some hard drive clean up and found a bunch of screen shots for this show that I resized, so it’s totally like the universe is finally smiling on me! So let’s do this. I’m just going to take my time and enjoy the show. Again, I should have listened to you guys about 90 Day shows months and months ago!
I have to say that the quick visual recap of the last episode that show’s Asuelu saying that Kalani was only 40% excited and 70% not excited is still hilarious. I do not understand why Colt and Larissa keep getting picked up for shows. We hate them. It’s not a love to hate. It’s a hate hate.
Karine & Paul
I am pretty full of cheese grits, Serrano Ham and an entire Cherokee purple tomato, but I would love that fried whole fish that old lady is making on the sidewalk in Brazil and one of those watermelons. Paul and Karine are on the way to the airport to discover the joys of International travel with a baby. Karine is a hard 23, I thought she was much older. Now I get her more. But she’s awfully bitter to be 23. Brazil is really suffering with the Covid 19. I hope this little family is still in the US and all of the family back in Brazil is safe. I love her dad told her not to argue with Paul so much. But, fat chance. And her poor mom is terrified about Paul being in charge of her daughter and grandbaby. It’s a very sad goodbye.
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Paul beleaguered mother picked them up at the airport. Karine already has culture shock. After much struggling with the luggage, mommy takes them to a hotel she is paying for. But only for a few nights. Corrine takes the crying baby out of the car seat for two seconds and Paul loses his mind. He decides to respond by jumping out of the car and playing in traffic. They eventually make it to the hotel and Paul is still being annoying. Karine enjoying the view from her hotel room is heartwarming. She does wish she was staying with Paul’s mother. But Karine has doubts about Paul getting a job. Just like the rest of us. Next week, reality sets in for Karine.
Larissa & Colt & Jess
Blech. Colt has learned nothing. The first girl he dates after the bloody breakup with Larissa is another Brazilian looking for a green card. Stupid is as stupid does. But neither of them complain about the sex. Actually, quite the contrary. Also, Jess lives in Chicago. Is he planning to move her in with his mother too? And after one weekend they are already in love and planning their future. Okay what am I looking at her. Colt is spastically jumping up and down. Does he think he is dancing? Because there is no way Jess and Larissa can make me believe he is good in bed. Jess has already shared she like to dominate in the bedroom. Let us never speak of this again. And they are going to Brazil together?
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Larissa is on the prowl for a sugar daddy. Candidate number one is Matt. He brings her a gift on the first date. He seems like a douche, so he is perfect for her. She tells him about her multiple kids and multiple arrests. Her answer to his question, “What qualities do you look for in a man?” was. “Citizenship.” Oh BTW, Larissa went off on TLC after last week’s episode where she only had four minutes of airtime. And that’s the end of that date. Larissa has struck out. Later, we see her spending money on a cosmetic procedure instead of sending money to her kids. Well not really, but everyone doesn’t know that she doesn’t have to pay for this promotional spot. Also she is jealous Colt is seeing a Brazilian girl. So next week she plans to warn Jess about Colt. And Colt tells his mommy about Jess.
Elizabeth & Andrei
I like this couple. I think I am Andrei’s only fan though lol. That said. He is really pushing it by not discussing things with Elizabeth like how long they are staying Moldova and that they are staying with his parents the whole time. Elizabeth goes to meet with her sisters and her mother to help her pick out her wedding dress. I love how the bridal assistant is no assistance at all. Her mother and her sisters are awful and have no respect for other cultures. Next week we are going to Moldova where the families will surely clash.
Tania & Syngin
Syngin is interviewing for a bartending job but Tania is worried that Syngin will get drunk, bust up the bar and get fired. AGAIN. Syngin has to get in the shower with Tania to help her out since she crushed her ankle or whatever in a car accident. Syngin talks too much in his job interview. He doesn’t even know how to pour a beer. Of course he stays at the bar and gets drunk. Tania is pissed when he gets home. Later she has a doctor’s visit. Her foot injury is quite severe. She may never be able to bartend again. She’s got to rely on Syngin, who is not very reliable. Syngin comes home drunk again.
Angela & Michael
Angela goes to draw up a will. I need to do that. I may draw a random name out of a hat with all your names and somebody will get aroud $25!!! LOL. She plans to leave half the house to Michael and the other half to the six grandkids. Michael’s K-1 visa is moving along. Her attorney tries to tell her to postpone her wedding for a month to a month and a half. If the K-1 visa was denied because of some sort of criminal background, they won’t qualify for the spousal visa either.
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Angela is still worried that her daughter Skyla won’t agree to come to Nigeria. Skyla says she is going to stay with grandma she has to work, and can’t leave her kids. So now what will Angela do? Step one appears to get pissed off and wake up Michael. Michael can’t convince her either.
Kalani & Asuelu
These two are planning a trip to Samoa so that Asuelu’s family can meet the new twins. However, a major roadblock has put a kink in the plans. There is an outbreak of measles with the children in Samoa. Children are dying. Asuelu thinks it is still fine for them to go. Because, Asuelu is a bit slow and selfish. Kalani says that their youngest is too young for the measles shot at 7 months. She is going to call the doctor and ask about it. I say wait six or seven months, get the vaccine and reevaluated the measles epidemic then. But that would be the smart thing to do.
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Kalani and Asuelu take all the kids to the doctor to discuss the trip to Samoa. Kalani is hand sanitizing the hell out of everything. She was ahead of her time. The doctor said that the baby is okay to get the MMR vaccine. Kalani points out that the other kid who is just a few months older really had an adverse reaction to the MMR vaccine. Seriously? And you want to give it to this one early? I’d question giving it to him at all. However, the doctor says it is safe for kids from 6-11 months to get it early if they need it. She does recommend not going to Samoa until the outbreak is over. He wants to vaccinate. She wants to wait. Mama’s decision is the only vote that counts. Asuelu is surprised the doctor is a woman.
Can’t wait for my favorite 90 Day franchise, THE OTHER WAY, tomorrow night when we finally get to Ethiopia. ! See you then, but it will be a bit late because I plan to do Below Deck Med first.
Karine’s parents are so sweet. Their concern for her trip to the US with Paul is justified. Thank goodness she has Paul’s mom as a buffer! It was great to see Karine get a reprieve from his idiosyncrasies as his mom tried to settle him down again and again. How much do you think it cost to travel with all that baggage?
If this was all I knew about Andrei I wouldn’t like him very much but I have to tell you, in the Pillow Talk episodes, I think he is funny and likable!
After watching Angela and Michael’s stories in prior season, this season I am more concerned about her getting her health under control than I am about their relationship. I hope they follow up with results from her doctors appointment.
I am in agreement with you TT, hold off taking those baby to a measles infested environment!
Anyone think Larissa’s date will call, her again? She has more baggage than Paul does!
Agreed on the measles! I wouldn’t travel through three international airports in the states with my daughter before she had her measles vaccine. I do want to add that you can get it earlier than age 1 BUT then the child has to get it again at age 1 so if the kids have bad reactions no good.
Andrei doesn’t sound bad just more of a different culture where men take charge which is of course way different than here.
I too am excited about The Other Way tomorrow night, but tonight was good. And B90 Fights Back or whatever it’s called. I think the preview of Rose Marie with the bra is hilarious! Asuelu really bugged me in this episode. He needs a cultural adjustment badly. What kind of wedding did Elizabeth and Andrei have in the US? Didn’t she wear an actual wedding dress? I do need to go back to last season. I feel sorry for Karine.
I was thinking that too about Elizabeth already having a wedding, but then I remembered some kind of quick standing up wedding with just family. It was on what looked like a sidewalk, but was probably near water. Wasn’t that them? So the first wedding was quick because of 90 day or the baby, then wedding two has to be quick because of the baptism. Please tell me she’s not going to have a third wedding so that she can have the dress, the cleavage and her sisters there!
I didn’t like Annie and the older guy with no job on their season. I didn’t like Andrei and Elizabeth or Loren and her husband Alexi. Then pillow talk and let me tell you I fell in love with all of them. There is such a difference in those 3 couples.
Right! It’s comedy hour when they are on! I haven’t gotten to the season with Annie and I think his name is David yet. Looking forward to it! I’m on the season where the young guy wants to take the newborn from Moscow without the mom. Totally freaking me out but I would love to see where they are now!
I agree with you about Annie and David. I really thought that Annie was taking advantage of David but Pillow Talk totally changed me on that as they really seem to have a lot of affection for each other, But now on one of these shows it has David getting a hair transplant and I am really? It starts off by showing them renting and a big story line has been him living paycheck to paycheck and yet he thinks it is a priority to spend all that money on a hair transplant. But to each their own I guess. I like Loren and Alexi too on PT but Andrei’s controlling behavior still leaks from him on PT.
I bumped into Alex and Loren at Home Depot when she was pregnant, just before the COVID. They are a lovey couple and extremely likable.
I just watched the first season with Karine and Paul. She was 21 when they first met and was quite happy and youthful, Paul has put her through a lot these last two years and I heard they are expecting another baby…so congrats? I really like Karine a lot and admire her for sticking by Paul because I couldn’t. But I also feel like maybe Paul was abused or something? The way he runs and hides when confronted isn’t normal.
Paul certainly doesn’t have any coping skills; the least bit of conflict always just sends him bolting …into the jungle, into a dog house, into traffic etc. I think he would be a great Dr. Phil show, he could certainly use the resources Dr. Phil has and he won’t ever be able to afford that type of help. I have no idea what is wrong with how his brain works but bet a good psychologist does.
He could also really use that life coach company that Dr Phil uses to help figure out an appropriate job he could do, skills on resolving conflicts, etc. And after all this time it is crazy that Karine hasn’t learned much English and Paul didn’t learn Portuguese (how did he ever expect to work in Brazil without knowing the language).
I knew Asuelu was immature but this made me start to dislike him. Putting your own desires ahead of your children’s health and safety is beyond immature. Show your family the kids on Skype and wait to make the trip. They can’t afford it and it’s not safe. What if they got sick and had to rely on the medical system there? What if the outbreak got so bad travel restrictions were put in place and they got stuck there (not that that ever happens, of course). Why take the chance simply to satisfy a whim? And this thing of families expecting money from America. They don’t even have enough money for a place of their own and they’re supposed to send money to able bodied people overseas? It really bugs me, like money’s just falling from trees here. Everybody works for money here. Go get a job. Or two. Don’t expect a family member who has a part time low paying job to give you money when he can’t even support his own family. Kalani, I have two words for you: BIRTH CONTROL.
I didn’t like Andrei during the season but love him on Pillow Talk. I think I would understand his culture of having to be in control if he didn’t act so entitled with Elizabeth’s dad’s money. It just doesn’t fit. He is prideful and wants to make decisions about his family but doesn’t take pride in being a provider. He also doesn’t recognize how much pressure he puts on his wife. He comes across as an entitled wuss … total turn off. Don’t even start me on the trip to Asuelo. Again .. he wants to dictate the woman’s role but thinks it’s fine for him to be a lazy, selfish, immature brat who doesn’t provide for his family and puts their lives at risk for his needs. Damn .. couldn’t these girls find American guys who were narcissistic and lazy?
I would love to see Asuelo take care of those two kids for one day and then say it’s easy. His attitude and laziness really upsets me, how could he think working part-time is okay when you have two kids. I always thought he was a kind and considerate person but I really don’t think he’s happy in America. He is use to the Island life and I don’t think he worked when he lived in Semoa.
He was an activity director at the hotel where Kalani stayed. That’s how they met. So he did have a job. At least that’s what it said on the program.
You’re not Andrei’s only fan T.T. He is my favorite! I love the way he talks and he’s hilarious. Elizabeth’s sisters are bitter little bitches. The one trying to make the wedding about herself, SMH
Question for Kalani and Asuelo fans — is she part Pacific Islander as well? On the episode when her dad laid down the law for Asuelo he certainly sounded like it.
Her daddy is Samoan. That’s why she was in Samoa in the first place. Her father was EXTREMELY against her marrying a Samoan in general and Asuelu in particular. 🙂 And welcome to TT!
Sweet Tamara, I’ve been lurking here for YEARS enjoying your work 🙂 Thanks for the kind welcome, I am grateful that I attracted your attention and appreciate the answer.
I remember you! It showed you as zero comments. Maybe new email addy! 🙂
She claims she was also a virgin and couldn’t resist Asuelo.
I am not sure if my memory is correct but basically a holiday romance and then she discovered she was pregnant…Her daddy was not a happy chappy at the news.
TT!! Yay, join the 90 Day Club! I’ve watched this since first season. Addicted! Love your recap and I also like Andrei (sp) , Pillow Talk is my favorite. I love this frachise better than housewives but my niece just got me hooked on Selling Sunset. OMG, those people….
Welcome! And thanks!!
Nope, you’re not alone. I enjoy Andrei as well. I feel hes playing the part they (producers) want of him. Last time we saw him, he was refusing any financial support and wanting to not rely on Elizabeth’s (awful) family at all. Speaking of, wht is her sister crying like she didn’t just witness their wedding a year ago? Why is her Mom made she’s going to a Moldovan wedding and participating in respecting how they do weddings? Ugh!
Definitely think Kalani & Asuleu ought to wait until the measles situation calms down, but that’s no reason to be so disgusted with him. He doesn’t get it bc he was brought up very differently. Understand who you married and dint expect them to overnight have worldly education. Gees!
I’m sick of Angela & Michael. Their story is far too drawn out. I don’t care if she even did find a way to tote her egg – I don’t care anymore. Unless its between her or Billy Goat Lisa..then yes, I’ll deal. But otherwise, it’s time to move on from them.
Tania & Syngin – what a disaster they are. I found myself also not caring for them. Sorry but just bc she likely has to retire from bartending, so what? She needs to put her herbal witchery participation badge to use and work in that field..and maybe heal her pending arthritis. Just a thought. For someone who wants kids, she’s gonna need a more lucrative and compatible job. Last rant, she can piss, barge, and get around the house by head and doesnt need to be on Syngin’s back. I’ve been in crutches and not able to use one leg. She’s doing too much with relying on others.
Great Re-Cap – Thanks TT – I love this show so much I watch it twice- Happily Ever After and then Pillow Talk – it is funny to listen to the other cast members comments especially Annie and David.
Tania & Syngin (Husband but Not Soulmate ) He would never get a job in an Irish bar…when the bar owner said – I hear you- what he actually meant was Good God why am I here – Did I drink to much Guinness and agree to this – They better show the name of my bar.
Kalani & Asuelo – Is he just immature or is there and underlying factor? – I can understand him wanting to take the kids to Samoa however your sister made it very clear- Measles epidemic, don’t waste your money on flights- just send me the money instead. They can’t afford it and it’s not safe.
Why are Colt and Larissa on this season – I wonder what she spent the $5K he dad sent her on- was it her green card. She is such a grifter.
Angela & Michael – As much as they annoy me I wish her the best regarding her health scare. Michael is more in love with Trump than Angela.
Karine & Paul I really like Karine a lot, I think she may have depression however God Love Her – I would have taken Paul for a long walk into the Brazilian jungle and left him. I could not cope with that man.
AndREI & Elizabeth – Mmmmmm Andrei is not practicing what he preaches – the story line in regard to Moldovian Wedding cash from daddy….I am not buying into. Her sisters annoy me.
LOL – I am going to be laughing all day picturing Karine losing Paul in the jungle! I fear she would have been much better off. My hope is that Paul’s mom takes in Karine & the baby, but not Paul since he needs the tough love to get a job and a place to live.
Colt is shaped like the Kool-Aid man. The outdoor dancing was hella cringey but I couldn’t stop watching. I had to run it back 3 or 4 times😯
I hate hate hate that we have to wait five more days for 90 days. Oh Wait I forgot about Happilly Ever After on Friday! And they are sandwiching the two episodes with the premiere of Love and Lock Up! This summer is looking up!
Regarding the measles vaccination — they always give you sheets with any vaccination stating the different reactions that can happen. The MMR one seemed a bit more scary and my doctor confirmed that kids 18 months and younger DO have reactions to that shot. But they don’t see a reaction at older ages. There is no way you’d get me to vaccinate early to deliberately take my kid into a measles zone — especially when the doctor on the show said it’s not 100% protective.
None of them are 100% measles is the highest percentage at 97%. One year some batches of the chicken pox vaccine didn’t work and my students and lots of the school got had an outbreak because they all went to the same place for their shots.
And my niece had a bad reaction to MMR and it comes in two doses and the doctor gave her another. She was permanently damaged. And has had multiple grand mal seizures for the rest of her life. She is 30 something now and my sister has been with her constantly through hundreds of hospitalizations over her life. They were on 20/20 or some similar show 30 years or so ago for the largest settlement from a drug company/doctor in history and was instrumental in removing financial protections from drug companies.
Obviously, I am very wary of vaccines.
Paul’s mother is a nag. She criticizes him constantly. He can do nothing right in her eyes. That is why he got out of the car, so he wouldn’t lose his temper. I wanted to tell her to shut up so bad. And she has no business bad mouthing him to Karine. I compliment him on keeping his cool.