Already this episode seems weird. We are in court and although the film time is 102 minutes, it feels like I have come in mid show. So weird. Maybe it just started that way. I am loving the 80s music though. Anyway, we begin with Dan’s girlfriend being promoted from receptionist to paralegal. Um, as one does? And now that you guys have explained the red rose on his lapel he’s even more disgusting. At least she can type. Sort of. I’m kind of fine with both of them being dead. But I do feel a bit of sadness over Linda dying. She was just dumb and got a death sentence for it.
Betty was on to him from the start. And… back to the courtroom. I love the actor that is testifying but I can’t for the life of me recall his name. I want to say it is Dan something but my brain is fried and all my body wants to do is sleep. Then we are back to Linda and Dan. And the first big hookup. Betty finally tells her friends that she thinks Dan is cheating. They tend to not believe her. And she jokes about it. Betty and Dan take a “romantic” trip up the coast and then he ghosts her. Woah. Have your cake and eat it too? I’m sorry, I am totally kill them both and let God sort it out on this one. She catches him on the phone with Linda. She bought an eight thousand dollar dress. Good for her!
They Say It’s Your Birthday, Happy Birthday To You!
Next we see Betty going to her husband’s office to surprise him for his birthday. How does the secretary not know who she is? And there has clearly been a birthday party in his office without her. Betty goes home and starts burning all of his shit. I’m sorry, maybe I am a vindictive bitch but again, I am TEAM BETTY. She goes home and starts burning all of his shit. MORE POWER TO HER. When he finally comes home she say, “You want out? I moved you out.” He is such a POS. So much gaslighting!
The guy on the witness stand testifies about Dan’s “gaslighting.” Sadly I know way too much about this. Wait Betty wants to have more kids with this fool? The secretary wants to quit. Dan basically tells her to butt out. Linda applies pressure too. Let’s not make her look like the good person too. Dan starts planning for a divorce. Dan moves out. WOW. I hate him.And of course I get an interruption for an EAS that doesn’t exist. Because, Spectrum Sucks.
Betty tells her girlfriends that Dan has left her because “he needed space and time” let’s just get to the part where she kills this jackhole. She’s in denial. Then off the family goes to the summer house and it is infested with rats. Dan tells Betty to handle it on her own. What a POS he is. As we say in the south, HE NEEDS KILLING. Dan then tries to steal the kids to live with him and it works. No wonder she killed him. He’a a fucking dick. Then he sends her divorce papers. He got temporary physical custody of the kids and her attorney sucks. Is that even her attorney or his?
He has turned the kid against her. This is awful! What is he still doing with that rose on his suit. Dan finally admits that that he is in love with Linda. I kind of hate this show…