This will be the last RHONY recap for the next two or three weeks as production gets caught up after the shutdown due to the pandemic. Tonight, Tinsley announces that she is moving to Chicago to marry Scott. Perhaps this will shut Dorinda the fuck up.
Ugh. It’s Halloween. I hate Halloween episodes. But first, we must endure a meeting with Luann and Sonja and the cabaret guy. How much longer do you think Luann will being doing cabaret? Will the pandemic kill it? Sonja wants to be paid for her part in the cabaret? Really, Sonja would do anything for free if it got her attention. Apparently, they are interviewing comedians for the show. Some are better than others.
Tinsley has just returned from a trip to Chicago to be with Scott Kluth and she had a great time. On a Facetime call with Leah, Leah invites her to the Halloween bash that production designated Dorinda the hostess of. Dorinda can’t even be bothered to invite all of the cast members herself. Because she is so damn jealous of Tinsley. So off we all go to Blood Manor. Um, yay?
Dorinda loves all this zombie crap. Zombies were scaring the crap out of everyone, especially Ramona, on the sidewalk. Luann has another event to attend after this, so she comes in costume. Fittingly, she’s a cougar. I hate Luann for looking so damn hot in a skin tight cougar costume. I myself, would need to go as a hippo. Or a wonder whale. Bitch.
Slurinda Bullies Tinsley
This is just ridiculous. Real life is scary enough. If you like being scared just watch the news, or read Bunker Boy’s Twitter timeline. Thankfully, it doesn’t last long and we are off to a Tequila bar. Tins and Leah head to the ladies room and Dorinda is already make smartass comments about Scott. STFU, Dorinda. Ramona and Luann both seem to keep a keen eye on Tinsley’s Instagram. So they all know she is back with Scott and was just in Chicago. As usual, they are pissed because she didn’t tell them first. Why would she tell them anything?
After Tins and Leah return from the bathroom, they toast to Tins getting back together with Scott. Then Leah blurts out that this is it! They are getting married. At this point, Tinsley doesn’t have the ring yet. But she knows she is moving to Chicago and it is all going to work. Sadly, this is another wedding that has been put on hold due to the pandemic. They want a small wedding. The initial plan was to marry in Japan. But for now, there is no set date and Tinsley doesn’t seem to be stressing about it.
Anyway, Dorinda who is already shitfaced, says that the news is great, and Tinsley can finally stop living in a hotel. Tinsley loves living in the hotel. Who wouldn’t? It’s fancy and there is room service and a stocked bar, and maid service EVERY DAY! I’d love to live there. And apparently, so would Dorinda because she seems very jealous. Suddenly, no one is interested in Scott and Tinsley anymore. No one is happy for her and they move on to other topics. Or not. Dorinda, Ramona, Sonja and Ramona all participate in Dorinda talking crap. Dorinda says, “I’ve got a turkey baster, maybe you can try to have a baby. Why Is Dorinda chewing bubble gum?
Next we have a scene with Sonja and her new intern, Lulu meet for an imaginary business deal regarding Sonja’s rebranding of Target overstock. I do not believe any of this is real.
Ramona And Luann Meet Up With Tinsley
Ramona is dragging Dorinda and Sonja to Long Island to visit some sort of warehouse to plan her birthday party. There is some dude there that Ramona thinks is the premier party planner. Thus the long drive. Ramona says she has sixty girlfriends to invite to her party. Even Sonja doesn’t believe this. Dorinda tries to get Ramona to have a joint birthday party with Sonja. But Ramona is too selfish for that. Why are Sonja and Dorinda even there if Ramona doesn’t want their input? LOL Now Dorinda is saying the same thing. Why is she even there?
Ramona feels bad for going along with Dorinda’s bullying of Tinsley so she invited her out for drinks. At least that is what Ramona says. I don’t think Ramona has feelings and production insisted on this meetup. The Luann randomly shows up too. Then, Ramona’s date shows up. Because of course she double booked. Tinsley is moving the next day and will miss Luann’s Halloween party. Tinsley says Scott is coverting a room in his very fancy apartment into a closet for Tinsley and remodeling a bathroom to make it her glam room. Really? Who needs a whole room for putting on makeup? I can’t remember the last time I even wore makeup. Maybe Easter of 2019?
Eloise Moves Out Of The Plaza
Tinsley’s mom comes to help her pack and cries because her kid is moving farther away. I wonder if Carole Radziwill will be invited to the wedding. Probably not, since she wants a small destination wedding. Leah stops buy to drink some pink champagne with Tins and Dale. Sonja shows up too! Sonja pronounces Chi Town as Chee Town. Because, Sonja. Dale drunk cries about how “Sonja took Tinsley into her home when she came to town.” #Storyline #GreyGardens Then off goes Tinsley into the sunset with Scott. And RHONY gives her an endcap like they used to do on finales that says she got her proposal in front of a group of Christmas carolers, and her dream ring.
The previews of the rest of the season look even more embarrassing and full of drunk fights that the first half. Um, Yay?