So I first noticed this sentiment from some of friends on Twitter. People seemed to be pissed that Andy Cohen of all people was suddenly against exploiting black people for profit. cough RHOA cough other people commented that Porsha was on the show and thought the underground railroad was an actual train. I have been trying to tell you for years now, ever since Porsha was on Dish that she is faking her stupidity on RHOA for a paycheck and she is way smarter than we thought.
I also need to point out that Andy bought a house in the Hamptons recently and one of you sent me all the deets on that so thank you. You guys always have the scoop. All the rich people in NYC left and went to their summer houses and Andy basically bought his during the pandemic or perhaps slightly before. But he’s broadcasting from his summer home now. Guess he didn’t have the case for P-Town. 🙂
I Am SHOOKETH, Andy Shut Up
And yet, I went to mock Andy Cohen’s little Black Lives Matter event. Then I was the other guest was W. Kamau Bell. I love him! Then Andy mostly just shut up and let Porsha talk. She was fanfuckingtastic. She was articulate. She knows her shit. An Kamau just sat there nodding as she spoke and pointed down to her talking head box.
Porsha knows her shit. She has her FACTS. I was amazed by her intelligence. I KEEP TELLING YOU SHE IS FAKING STUPIDITY ON RHOA. And Kamau agrees with me! I’d love to here what you think of this WWHL episode. Kamau thinks that once the world opens back up and people can go to the movies and do things the white people will forget all about the black people. Do you? Porsha had very specific things about about what all people should do.
House Bill 636
Porsha talks about House Bill 636. She says, “If you go online, you can see my mug shots and there are two of them…” The bill will allow people to access any police officer with a history of excessive force. Kamau is just smiling and nodding and Porsha should marry him instead of Dennis. Kamau is a genius and if he is agreeing with Porsha she must be too. I’m NOT KIDDING. The man is brilliant. AND FUNNY.
Finally after a long, long, very fascinating conversation with Porsha Williams, Andy asks Kamau if he supports Bill 636. He says he thinks he should just leave because Porsha’s got it from here. Andy says he is sitting here watching Kamau slowly fall in love with Porsha. Porsha says they can be best friends.
Kamau praises black women and it just makes me love him more. He has sat there patiently silently cheering Porsha on for the first two thirds of this episode. Now finally he speaks up regarding racism. He says that, “It is unfortunate that a white person’s whisper is worth more than a black person’s scream.” And if the white people had not shown up this would not be getting this kind of attention.
Kamau Rocks Plus What White People Can Do
Kamau suggests Kate Schatz for white people resources and I pulled this Google Doc for you. For those white people wondering what the fuck you can do, HERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS especially if you have kids. Porsha suggests white people who want to do more go to SURJ. It’s for white people who want to help.
Finally, Kamau has a new season of United Shades of America. I love that show, if you haven’t watched previous episodes you should. Also am I the only one who gets subtitles that I didn’t ask for on all the Andy Cohen at home WWHL?
I started this post ready to dog Andy out for this since he loves exploiting the RHOA but he shut the fuck up and Porsha did and outstanding job. They are going to make it a two parter so if you missed tonight check it out tomorrow. Porsha is totally amazing. You know if I am telling you to watch anything Andy Cohen related, it’s important. He’ll probably win an award for this.