It’s a banner night for TLC! First up is part three of the Tell All, my favorite 90 Day Fiance Recap. This Tell All from home has everyone feeling like they can just say anything without Baby Girl Lisa getting riled up to beat their asses. The old white ladies are always the violent ones on these shows. But wait, there is more! After this, it’s the premiere of season two of my favorite of all the eleventy billion 90 franchise, 90 Days The Other Way. If you haven’t watched season one, I beseech you to binge that season ASAP. It’s ERRYTHANG! In between those two shows I will do Below Deck. I was up until four or five am last night. And even though I slept until 2:30, I’ve never really woken up and am utterly exhausted. So let’s hope I can do three recaps tonight. The Tell All takes forever! And… I am already behind from trying to pull photos for 90 Day the Other way. It’s going to be a looong night.
Darcey and Tom And…AVERY?
I feel like I missed something at the end of the last episode. Tom just pulled a Nene and closed his laptop. So now Shaun is trying to figure out why Tom is mad at Avery. Avery’s version of the story is that Tom asks her out on video chat and she agreed to go to dinner. Then Tom sent a screen shot of her to Ash with a note that said, “Look what Avery is doing.” I’m not sure I believe Avery. Why the fuck is Stephanie still here? Get her off my TV.
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Then Tom comes back smoking a cigarette. He seems to validate Avery’s story. Except he denies sending the screen shot of their text messages to Ash. Tom says he just asked Ash if the relationship with Avery was over and he said yes. So now we have to ask Ash what happened. Ash says Tom is telling the truth and he lied to Avery saying Tom sent a screenshot. I don’t understand why this makes Tom so mad at Avery. Ash was pissed with both Tom and Avery. Tom also asked Stephanie out. He thinks she is hot. My crush on Tom is officially kaput. Baby Girl Lisa sticks up for Tom. Also, Tom has no lips. That’s usually a bad sign.
Usman and His Wife, Baby Girl Lisa
At this very moment they seem amicable. Shaun says that there has been at lot of discord between these two on social media. They apparently block each other a lot. Usman has a question for the other American women. Are they all like Lisa? Because when she gets made, she will say the most horrible things. Lisa suddenly gets very angry and threatens to unplug. Just because Usman wants to finish his thoughts. Thus, she proved his point that she has anger issues. Lisa continues to try to control everything Usman says. She’s such a bitch.
Then Usman tries to get feedback again from the other women and Lisa threatens him. Ed comes out swinging hard for Usman. He points out that Usman was very respectful to her no matter how horribly she treated him. Avery tells Usman not all American women are like that. Lisa responds with, “That’s why Ash dumped your ass.” Ed says there are so many more women who are not disrespectful like Lisa. Lisa starts screaming at Ed and telling him to shut the fuck up. This of course proves everyone’s point.
Social Media Is Killing This Relationship
Both Lisa and Usman are pissed off about who the other chats with on social media. Lisa is jealous of the fans. Usman is pissed that she is friends with male strippers online. Lisa says that Usman has disrespected his entire family by chatting with a porn star online. I am getting a headache from all the yelling. Usman basically says that the porn star has 2.3 million followers and she reposted his music. So he must thank her and speak to her even if she walks around naked every day for the rest of her life. lol.
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Then Shauna asks Usman if he is planning to take more wives. I feel like right now he just wants to give this one back. He hesitates and says that if Lisa can’t have children then he will take another wife to have children. Lisa says she is aware of that. However, before he can take a second wife he must be able to fully support the first wife. So don’t hold your breath. Lisa says he can’t get married in the US to another wife. Usman says his second wife must come from his hometown. Lisa says each wife would have her own house. So she freaks out when he chats with fans on social media but will be fine with a second wife. Got it. Come on. We have other people to get to. Usman now says he has no desire to live in the US. WTF? Lisa doesn’t answer the question about her living in Nigeria. Usman says he loves Lisa and hopes to be with her for the rest of his life.
David & Lana
David doesn’t know where Lana is. It’s been six days since they last had contact. David says that they don’t speak on the phone because Lana doesn’t speak English. Could he have not learned Russian in the last seven years? David says Lana is “not very communicative” about what is going on with her. I know what is going on with her. She’s working at the dating sites. I got sucked into a whole pit of Youtubes today where a Youtuber found her on the dating sites and started a fake relationship with her to catfish her.
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David CRIES when they play the package back. This man needs therapy. Ed tries to explain to David that the websites are scams. David says Lana is still on the websites, only to talk to her friends. He doesn’t think she gets paid. She does get paid. David thinks those are her only friends. They are actually her johns. David has been to Ukraine over 20 times. He’s spent at least $300,000 on Ukrainian women. David says Lana doesn’t use the iPhone because of her long nails. At this point all Ed and Usman can do is laugh. Ed has tried to be nice to him, but he’s just so naive. Now David is pissed at Ed. Everyone tries to get Ed to stop throwing facts in David’s face.
Caesar from Before the 90 Days season 3 Skypes in. He fell for the same scam David did. In fact, David spoke to Maria, the girl who catfished Caesar, on the same website five years ago. That was the same time that Caesar was with Maria. David says he has talked to over a thousand women on the website Caeser flew to Ukraine and met Maria eventually. Usman tries to talk sense to David. Stephanie is blathering again about her mother is from Czech Republic and married her dad for a green card. David says that they are not together. But they are still engaged. Huh? He still thinks they will get back together.
Off to the next recap!
Well. Time can subscribe to Stephanie’s OnlyFans to keep himself company.
I mean Tom.
Tom tried it with Stephanie, Avery, and Lisa. I think he’s hitting up Lana right about now lol…what an attention whore.
Also I love Usman. He’s the best part of this show.
I totally agree! He seemed so happy to be on the show and able to express himself forcefully, when he could get a word in with Lisa screaming. I think he’s a joy.
I love Usman. He’s so patient with that lunatic.
Was this really the 3rd part? Did I miss the second one?
No – on TLC it was only 2 parts on Sunday and Monday. But the post from Sunday was so long that TT broke it into 2 parts. So the Monday’s show had to be called part 3 on here.
It’s a lot. So much happened. I’m down for a Part 4 recap of the residual comments. And now I’m onto watching 90 Day Other Way. Crap. Work gets in the way of TV watching. What will we be watching 6 months from now. I didn’t end with a question mark on purpose…
Did y’all hear that there’s a “More to Say” next Monday night? There’s a whole nother hour of tell-all next week!
The thing I appreciate about Tom is that he knows he’s a cad and he’s completely up front about it. Any girl who gets serious about him does so at her own risk. Tom’s not a guy you get serious about – he’s a guy you have fun with for a little while and then you both go your separate ways. Those guys are fun too.
But he is so in love with himself at the same time. And not all that. Ick. I hear ya, yet I cringe so much when he is on my TV. I think he believes his own horse pucky. That description may not be British enough for him.
Tom’s whole life has been about horse pucky…. He is all about the BULLSHIT with the ladies.
So many parts to dissect. I need to outlet. What a Monday it has been. Ready for some reality TV. I’ve been watching previous seasons of MAFS AU, too. I love.
Sorry Avery……You are not that dumb….Tom Is Out for Tom.
Tom will date the goat Lisa bought for Usman’s mother if it gets him on tv.
David will never change his mind about Lana. smdh
Stacey looked so much better than Darcey (sorry). That long wig so flat to her head did her no favors. When will she learn that her natural looks are pretty enough? And buy some clothes that don’t sparkle and fit properly? Sad.
Both Avery and Ash seem kooky to me.
Team Erica all the way.
Ed showed his mean side with David. He has no right.
Of COURSE Lana is paid by the website! That. is. her. job. I wonder…..If David were to be shown receipts, like Lana’s actual paycheck and maybe real chats she is having with her other “fiances”, would he believe the scam then??! Um…NO. Also, don’t these newfangled cell phones have voice activation so as not to break one of her long nails? Ha! I can’t.
Big Ed is right about one thing. Usman has always been respectful whilst enduring a barrage of loud mouthed expletives blowing in his face so hard I’m surprised his Nigerian hat hasn’t blown off his head!
I was really disappointed in how they presented lisa andUsman. They came down hard on ed, but lisa was spared. And she treated Usman so much worse. Even on the tell all, telling people t shut up. Why didnt they show all the scenes of lisa berating Usman? Why didn’t they question the way she threatened him over and over.
I know we have next week. But it sounds like it will be one of those padded episodes. Not a real tell alln where they are called out.
Lisa. Is. A. Bitch.
I’m sure they want to save face so they can put Usman and Lisa on one of their 90 spin-offs. They knew Ed and Rose were kaput so they didn’t hold back.
That’s what worries me. Can you imagine if lisa were a man and Usman the woman? The outcry? Lisa is a horrid person. She sets my teeth on edge.
All I want to see is her comeuppance.
But i think you are absolutely right.
Nailed It
I’m wondering if they are going to air the part where Usman says that Lisa calls him the N word when she is angry.
That’s what I was going to ask. I have a feeling TLC won’t air it, which isn’t fair to Usman.
David’s temper scares me–the way he blew up at the Private Investigator a few episodes ago, “That’s a LIE!” and then how fast he flew off the handle with Ed. He kinda goes from zero to sixty a little too quickly.
So if Usman has no intention to move to the US does he really love Lisa or just wanted the publicity of the show?
Usman saying he doesn’t want to live in the US is a big turnaround from his plans all along. I saw a headline that said Usman didn’t want to move to the US anymore because he is afraid of the police and thinks he would not be safe. Not sure if that was from all the leaked Tell All Footage or something that he said AFTER the Tell All when all the protests started.
That makes complete sense. Plus if he wants to really have multiple wives then he would need to stay put.
Hypothetically – What is to stop him having wives in different countries…. it is not unheard of to have an older English/American wive and live in their country and then pop home and have a marriage with a 2nd wife under RELIGIOUS grounds, have babies in your country of origin with 2nd wife, under country of origins beliefs and live the high life on the American/UK $ while 1st wife knows nothing……
Angela and Michael……