Okay in the very brief amount of time between posting the 90 Day Fiance recap for part one (Click Here if you missed it and Trust me, you don’t want to miss it) I took a quick pee break and grabbed a chocolate bar filled with caramel and ate the whole thing. Back in March before going into quarantine I decided to by a few sweet things. I am not huge on sugar anymore (because wine… it’s an either or thing) so I bought like three chocolate bars the first week of March and just now ate the third one. But I normally just eat a couple of squares and save the rest.
This one was gone in minutes.honestly, if I had another one I would eat it now too and I am no a huge sweet person. #SugarCravings I still feel like the other half is here somewhere. But anyway, back to the show! It has been a humdinger so far! I am not liking Avery on this Tell All. I mean Ash is a dog, but something in her buttermilk ain’t clean either.
Oh! I am going to get a bit of a break here, because Yolanda’s entire storyline is bullshit. Something about her wanting to sell a book or something. So I am not even going to recap her segments. I will say that Erika is such a sweetheart. Is it possible that the detective is going to out Yolanda? That would be epic. Usman chimes in and says this is not how Nigerian scammers behave. He knows Yolanda is full of shit. He says a Nigerian scammer would not waste time talking to her for that long without getting money. Usman also says that the scammers accent isn’t one of any of the three Nigerian tribes. Lisa says she gets hit by about 300 Yahoo boys a year. Usman and Lisa seem very close at this point. But it won’t last for long.
There are four hours of new 90 Day shows tomorrow night. I am so excited! Below Deck Med may have to wait.
Erika And Stephanie
I am so TEAM ERIKA. I can’t stand Stephanie. Stephanie is already trying to defend the indefensible. Erika said what pissed her off is she had seen things on Stephanie’s phone that pissed her off. So when Stephanie told her to delete an app on her own phone, it pissed her off. It sounds like Stephanie was doing a lot of projecting her own behavior on to Erika. Stephanie’s friend Heather and Sanders are morons who try to defend Stephanie’s pretentious nature. He friends are douchebags just like Stephanie. They seem very privileged. Heather is a drunk cunt.
Oh! Shaun calls Stephanie out for not really being bisexual and she was just pretending to be bisexual to be on the show. That Sanders creep has a look on his face like Stephanie is busted. So Stephanie plays the illness card. The Shaun points out that Stephanie defrauded Erika with a very sexual online persona and being frigid in person. Stephanie says that she made a post about being celibate before she went to Australia. But that was not the vibe she gave Erica.
Wait, Frigid Stephanie Was A Stripper?
I sort of love Shaun. She asks no questions without receipts. This time she doesn’t ask Stephanie if she was a stripper. She asks her if she posted online that she was a stripper. Then Frigid Stephanie with all the designer labels and her rich family says that at one point she moved to LA and had no one to turn to and ended up having to strip. So how was that for her very serious illness where she has to wear PPE and take eleventy billion pills every hour? How did that work?
Stephanie is being a ginormous cunt. Now Erika is crying. She says production told her that this was the time she could stand up for herself and it has been all about Stephanie. She’s right. Stephanie has two loud as friends coming after Erika who were not there. Erika has one polite friend who WAS THERE. Erika says Stephanie plays the victim every single time. She is crying and Stephanie is still running her trash mouth. For the love of GAWD! Stephanie just called Erika self-centered. Did she watch herself in the episodes? She could not even go to a party without throwing a childish fit for not being the center of attention.
And Erika is the narcissist? Stephanie’s biggest grip was that Erika didn’t ask her a million questions about her. Like what her father’s name was. She doesn’t even live with her father. Isn’t he dead or divorced or something. I can’t think of any guy I ever dated whose Dad’s name I can recall except for one because he was a junior. She sucks so much. I cannot abide this pretentious former stripper.
I Could Not Hate Stephanie Anymore If I Tried
Baby Girl Lisa tells Erika she is her baby girl and she loves her. Same. Erika says she could never be friends with Stephanie. I hope she sticks to that. Shaun ends the segment but the cameras keep rolling on these two. Poor Erika is crying because she was promised she would get to say her piece and she never got the chance to say anything. I wish more of the others had stuck up for her like they did for Rose.
OMG There is yet a nine thousandth iteration of this show called B90 strikes back where these people respond to negative social media. I will be watching. I watch every single one of these shows and when and if I EVERY finish recapping this, I am watching season two of the original franchise. It’s really good!
Tom And Darcey
To me, these two don’t even feel like they were on this season. And I’m Team Tom. He’s hot. But I should point out in general, British men are lousy lays small dicks and rather inhibited). But the accent might make up for it? Americans are suckers for a good European accent. Darcey just loves playing the victim. I don’t dislike Darcey. I just have a thing for Tom. Darcey’s sister and her friend are Skyped in why? The last thing we need are more people ganging up on my man.
The other woman is way hotter than Darcey. I do not care about these peoples uninformed friends and cheerleaders on the show. Shaun is now coming for my man. Tom regrets saying that Darcey put on weight. Darcey is deep in the crazy. I can’t blame him for meeting up with Shannon the Canookian. Canookians are nice people who are way more stable than American women. We just can’t help ourselves! Tom says he loved Darcey but she was just crazy. ( I filled in that last part because I have heard this before :0 )
And Now For A Word From The Other Woman…
Shannon was invited on the show but declined to attend. She did send a note that said, ” When Tom and I met in Milan he told me that he was single. I was also under the impression that Darcey was dating another man. As far as I was concerned Tom and Darcey were no longer together. Tom and I dated briefly for about a month or so, and initially it went very well. Ultimately, it didn’t work out for Tom and I but I hope he finds is person and I’m sure he will and I ultimately wish Tom and Darcey nothing but the very best wherever that will lead them both.” She agreed to be on TV and decided WTF.
Aw that was very kind. But I must say that the Tom and Shannon thing seems very staged. The photo sizes are from a professional camera. So this photo was totally meant for publication. Also, Tom is a a fame whore and that was his interest in Darcey. And the reason for him to keep pulling shit like driving to Connecticut and so forth for more camera time. He probably is a farm hand in the rural areas of the UK. Because he is phony as fuck. Bu I would still do him. Once. Because British. Oh Suddenly, Tom says he is not going to speak on camera again as long as Avery is on. He shut down his laptop and left. Did he try to hit on her? He is rather fame whorish…
Tomorrow night: The saga continues. Why yes, yes he did send Avery a text message trying to get with her. Oh my Tom is such the small dicked British whore. lol. David admits that Lana is still on all the dating sites. Avery who seems to be as big of a fame whore as my dearly beloved, can’t keep her nose out of anyone’s fucking buisness. I CAN’T WAIT. Below Deck Med will have to wait.