Tonight Bravo is rerunning an episode of RHOA with “bonus footage.” I’ve opted not to record it because of Naked and Afraid XL (which is really good this season) and even more importantly, tonight is the Tell All (aka the reunion) of 90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days! I cannot wait for this. And I will be recapping even though y’all got me hooked on these shows (I’m actually watching old ones now) and don’t give my recaps much love. Because I have go talk about this even if is for myself. I strongly urge you to be on the current season of MAFS Australia as well. Both shows are a great escape. Would you like a discussion thread for the “new” RHOA ? I’m happy to put one up if y’all are watching. You can tell me what I missed.
In Other News…. That Bad Bitch From Spain Had A Birthday Today!
And a Tamara Tattles spy managed to get us a photo of her celebration. Be sure to give her a shout out. Rumor has it she is 76 today! I am trying to get this up ASAP because her birthday will be over in about an hour. Is she passed out Yet?
First of all, my sister sent me a grow box several weeks ago. Apparently I am too stupid to use a grow box. In my defense, I was deeply in WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE mode when I got the box. I couldn’t figure out how to put it together so at like four am, I left the box with a note on my neighbors door. Fun fact I didn’t know until it was too late, the have Ring security. Oh hi! This is me braless in my PJs just stopping over for a visit. Eventually the got it back to me all put together. Then I had to plant in it. I did it all completely upside down with the fertilizer pad on the bottom. I finally figured out that today. And redid the whole thing and go all hot and sweaty and sliced my finger.
Also, I thought it was an everything but the dirt box and I kept wondering what I was growing in it. Well, you have to plant seeds or plants. I thought the whole point is that there are seeds in there. So today, I finally saw a video that makes sense and discovered that you have to have your own seeds. So mine is/was going to be full of radishes. Until I spilt all the radish seeds on the ground. Fuck. I got some of the seeds in so we shall see. The only other seeds I have are sage, basil and parsley. I’ll plant them later as my herb garden isn’t doing that great. How is your garden growing?
Never Adopt A Teenager
My cherry tomatoes (red and yellow) are doing great. I need to do something with them. I’ve had a couple regular tomatoes and the rest are making and a few should be ripe by next week. The bulk usually produce in the third week of June. My two pepper plants are…like most of us… doing the best they can. After sending Lawn Boy a scathing text a couple days ago, I’ve had a few days of peace. He will be back. I have a very fancy pair of red Nikes and a pair of Levis (MY GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LEVIS COST THESE DAYS? $50 THAT’S HOW MUCH! They are supposed to be cheap jeans. This goes to show how long it has been since I bought any. I saved all mine as if I was going to fit in them later. I need to sell them!
What Are You Eating During Quarantine?
Are you guys still in quarantine because legally I think old folks and immunocomprimised have another couple of weeks here. But I am not leaving the house unless it is for a quick wine and cigarette quick grocery fun for a long while. Though I really want to go to the old people therapy pool after it opens. BTW, someone from the center left me a nasty message about my stories about the old people center. I didn’t put it through. It was probably the bitch that likes to order people around. So, I will keep posting about water walking at the pool while she gossips and bitches and blocks the lane.
I was able to stock up on canned pineapple the other day, so I am making porkchops (the rich people kind!) with pineapple chunks, onions, sweet potato and jalepeno for dinner. It’s super easy. Just sear the big fat chops for two minutes per side in a cast iron skillet. Add the other ingredients with the pineaplle juice and cook them altogether in the oven for …? thirty minutes or so? It’s delicious. The fancy pork chops are very juicy and the other stuff works together nicely even though it sounds kind of weird.
So thanks what’s shaking here! What’s happening at your house? Oh and the two old bitties who think my front yard is there for the benefit of their dogs finally saw the GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN sign I purchased online. It’s doesn’t exactly phrase it that way, but I think the message was received.