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90 Day Fiance Recap: The Couples Tell All Begins! Part 1

June 7, 2020 by tamaratattles 20 Comments

90 Day Fiance RecapI am so excited for the 90 Day Fiance Recap. So excited that I forgot to look for photos! So we may be stuck with the old ones. 🙁 Perhaps I can pull a few if I can find a clip really fast. This is going to be an epic reunion. I can’t wait to see if they address the Geoffrey and Varya situation. Sheesh I just took a ton of screenshots for the WRONG show. Argh. So I’m going to go with photos from the show. Tonight’s Tell All was filmed during quarantine. That explains how the raw footage was leaked. Let’s get started! OMG! The preview is utterly amazing! This is going to be so good!

The show starts with twelve screens since everyone has to phone it in tonight. This is going to be interesting. Shaun tells us upfront that Geoffrey and Varya will not be on the show tonight, but she doesn’t mention it’s because his is an abusive asshole who is facing new charges. If you missed all that click here. He somehow ends up slithering out of all of his numerous crimes.  He was not invited on the show and Varya decided she didn’t want to appear without him. Also, I’ll probably just ignore Yolanda. Sounds like she had Covid 19 in December. As we go through the background history and we see everyone’s faces on screen all the couple look angry or sad except for Baby Girl Lisa and Usman.

Avery & Ash

Shaun says that these two were supposed to be together for the tell all but they are not. Fun fact NO ONE is together for this tell all. Avery says that there were a lot of obstacles to their relationship. She was concerned about him leaving his son in Australia to be with her. She wanted some time to sort out her feelings and look for a path for them to be together. But, while she was doing that, he broke up with her.

When Shaun asks Ash why they broke up, Avery chimes back in and says, “Because he lied to my face!” Ash said if Avery was truly committed she would not want to take yet another break. Avery says her feelings for Ash were fading. They argue and Avery says she was out with one of her girlfriends who asked her why she was not on Ash’s IG anymore. He had deleted all of her photos, and only her photos. Ash denies it and Avery says he is lying to her face again. Basically, Avery says Ash is inauthentic and a liar. Shocker! The final straw was they were supposed to do a weird diet together. Ash lied about doing it. Because he lies about everything.

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Baby Girl Lisa tries to but in. Shut up, Lisa. Shaun makes Avery admit it was the best sex of her life. Why is Shaun asking Baby Girl Lisa to weigh in on this relationship? Ash says he stills loves her and breaking up with her is the hardest thing he has ever done. But he has to focus on his family. Apparently, the breakup is fresh and Avery can’t say for sure if they will get back together. She was really pissed at things Ash said on camera. Ash pretends like he was a great and faithful boyfriend who was wronged by Avery. As if.  She dodged a bullet.

Everyone says they feel a lot more comfortable speaking their minds from the safety of their own home and really like the quarantine format. Me too! Everyone is super feisty!

90 Day Fiance RecapRose Marie & Ed

Well this should be good. Ed seems to have blamed Rose for their breakup and they are both going in guns blazing. Rose has asked for a translator because she doesn’t have he vocabulary to explain all her complex feelings. That makes sense. She’s angry and perhaps crying. Ed says they did Facetime a few times but the last time they did was around Valentine’s Day. They both claim the other reached out for Valentine’s Day so someone is lying. Ed claims to have the receipts! He’s make a great housewife! LOL. Rose said she just replied to Ed who contacted her first because she didn’t want to be rude. SHOW US THE RECEIPTS ED!

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And he does. Rose reached out to him on February 9th and wanted to get back together and a present for Valentine’s Day. BOOM! And she asked him to come back to see her. And he was ready to do that. He missed her and desperately wanted her back. Then he saw a photo of her with her girlfriend. WAIT WHAT? The photo is of two people holding hands wearing matching watches. Rose is speechless and has no response to the boatload of receipts. Ed says Rose has had a girlfriend since right after he left. Rose is guilty as fuck.

90 Day Fiance Big Ed and RoseLadies And Gentleman, There Was A Third Bisexual On The Show

When Shaun asks Rose if she is now in a relationship with a woman, she pauses and looks guilty as sin. NTTAWWT. Then she answers, “For now no.” She started a relationship with a woman after Ed left. Ed didn’t know that Rose was bisexual. He also said NTTAWWT, but he never knew. Ed says once the relationship with the girl ended, she reached out and wanted Ed and his money back.

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Ed said that he was willing to give up his newly mended relationship with his daughter for a second chance with Rose. So Sneaky Shaun has Tiffany pop up on the screen from her house to address it. She’s hurt and crying. I think she need to suck it up and realize her dad deserves to be happy and can love somoene else and still love her. Grow up and let your father live his life! You are not ten years old. My God.

90 Day Fiance Recap Couples Tell AllTiffany Sucks As A Daughter

She tries to say she wants her dad happy. But basically Ed has to pick someone she approves of or she doesn’t want him to be happy. Am I the only on wondering why Rose and Ed’s daughter look worse than Ed in this situation? The editing could have gone way the other way. Ed apologizes to his entitled daughter, who is stunningly beautiful by the way. He says he just wants to find love. Now Ed is crying about being blinded by love.

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Tiffany gets the chance to confront Rose and ask her why she was with her dad, because he really loved her. Rose says she really loved  her dad. There were numerous “reallys” in her response. Tiffany thinks she is being a smartass and told her not to get a tone with her. Tiffany also says she didn’t see affection coming from Rose. Rose goes off in her native tongue at a rapid pace. Basically, she said that Tiffany has no idea how awful Ed was to her both on camera and off and she dealt with it. Now it’s time for the truth about Ed. Rose says she put up with it because she loved him. Tiffany responds to the non-translated tirade with, “Wow, guess I hit a nerve.” Rose cries and calls Ed a liar. Shaun asks for a translation.

90 Day Fiance RecapWait! What? Did She Say Sex Tape?

At this point I would like to point out that Ed has a terrible demeanor during all of this. He has an infuriating grin and seems to be delighting in upsetting Rose and getting her all riled up. Wait, did someone just say sex video? Ed wanted to make a sex video with Rose? Oh he wanted to do a “sex video call with her?” Dear God even if you were down with sex video calls, I couldn’t even fake it with Ed. Poor Rose. Shaun asks Ed, “So what is this sex video that we’re talking about?” Ed replies, “We’re going here?”

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Fuck yeah we are, let’s go there. Ed says it is all a lie. Once again Rose goes AWF! in her native tongue at ninety miles an hour. Basically, she said that Ed kept asking her why she was always so sad and wanted to know what the problem was. Um, HAVE YOU SEEN WHERE SHE LIVES? She said there are many problems there every day. So he told her to turn her video cam on and get naked and he would record it and send her money. I totally believe her. It’s obvious he Even is lying. He laughs at the translation. He is such a scumbucket. He calls her a liar.

Ed Finally Gets Whats Coming To Him

Finally we are going to GO IN ON BIG ED. He deserves it. Shaun lists all the horrible things that we saw on the show that he did to Rose. Rose has already made it clear that was the tip of he iceberg. But Shaun lays them all out for us one more time. Then, she rolls the footage, he accused her of having STDs, hairy legs, bad breath, etc. Rose is humiliated just watching this in front of everyone. Poor, Rose.  The others are all mortified as well. Even Tiffany is mortified.

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But Ed? He is justifying it all. He no thinks he should have taken the test first and then asked her to do the same. About the hairy legs he says that he lives in Southern California and the women there laser their legs. THE WOMEN WHO HAVE NOT TOUCHED HIM IN 28 FUCKING YEARS!  While he is saying all of this defensive bullshit, Rose is SOBBING. I believe Rose when she says he was worse off camera. Tiffany even says she gave her dad a hard time about that. Then Ed says, “It did weird me out.” about her hair legs. I imagine is greasball stringy hair and troll like appearance weirder her out too. She would probably say that if she could stop sobbing loudly because this went on a long time.

Is Darcey Passing Her Crown To Rose?

Rose screams at him that she doesn’t except his apologies because he always lies to her and embarrasses her. Oh pretty girl, never fear, some other old American man will come find you soon. Darcey decides to weigh in on this. She says she is having flashbacks to previous relationships. Darcey calls Rose a queen. She is wearing one of those stupid rhinestone bobby pins with QUEEN on it. She says she will pass it on to Rose. Aw…. I hope she sends it to her with a couple hundred bucks in it. Rose smiles for the first time this episode. I am 2,000 words in and not quite half way through.

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Woah, Darcey told Ed things like “you should put your woman up on a pedestal” and other reasonable things. And at some point she pointed her finger at him and he went off on Darcey for her opinion. Clearly, Ed thinks women are playthings or less than equal or something. Now everyone is coming for Ed. Baby Girl Lisa points out that he didn’t show her love.

90 Day Fiance RecapEven More Ed Bashing, And I am Here For It

Then Baby Girl Lisa starts wagging her finger at Ed. She is NOT having it. This may be the best reunion in the history of the world. I may need to find the ten hours of uncut footage that was leaked! Ed comes for Baby Girl Lisa about having unprotected sex with Usman. IMHO, a better strategy for Ed would have been how shitty Baby Girl Lisa treated Usman. We will soon find out she call him the n word multiple times in private on top of the shitty behavior she displayed on camera, so maybe these two deserve each other? Then Tom breaks in and asks Ed what it was like taking a shower with his future father-in law? You can’t make this shit up!

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Again Rose looks mortified by the entire flashback. Ed tells the story and it is still very insulting. He seems to think it is really funny. Shaun asks Rose if she can ever see herself getting back together with Ed , or even just being friends. Rose says no, she doesn’t wan any connection to Ed. And finally this part is done. As they went to break three of he others commented on Ed. Erika and Tom called him out for this POS he is, and Avery sealed the deal on being batshit crazy for defending Ed.

So I still have a hour other hour to recap which I am going to do right now. But I am gong to break it into two parts for page loading reasons. I’m already over 2000 words. So jump in here while I move on to the second hour on another post.

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Filed Under: 90 Day Fiancé Tagged With: 90 Day Fiancé, Avery & Ash, Before the 90 Days, Darcey & Tom, David & Lana, Ed & Rosemarie, Geoffrey & Varya, Geoffrey Pashel, Lisa & Usman, Stephanie & Erika, TLC, Usman & Lisa, Yolanda & William

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  1. JustJenn says

    June 7, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    I would watch 10 hours of this reunion as well! I couldn’t believe that Avery defended Ed especially since she hates liars so much.

    Reply
  2. TammyinVA says

    June 7, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Usman is so funny. I would love to see a spin-off with him and his friends (and no baby girl Lisa).

    Reply
  3. tamaratattles says

    June 8, 2020 at 12:45 am

    I have to say I am disappointed in my people. Two comments on this? YOU GUYS GOT ME HOOKED ON THIS SHOW!

    It’s the best thing on TV BAR NONE. #PearlsBeforeSwine

    Reply
    • Floridagirl says

      June 8, 2020 at 3:54 am

      Sorry TT, I’ve been out of town this week. I can’t wait to watch it tomorrow when I get home. Your recaps made me decide to watch this year and now I’m hooked! Thank you for the awesome recap! Wow!

      Reply
    • JustJenn says

      June 8, 2020 at 8:57 am

      What are me and Tammy….chopped liver?

      Reply
      • Floridagirl says

        June 8, 2020 at 10:47 am

        Lol!

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      • TammyinVA says

        June 8, 2020 at 12:25 pm

        Yeah!

        Reply
  4. LakeCarly says

    June 8, 2020 at 1:18 am

    Awesome recapping on the greatest show, thank you!
    I can’t believe they didn’t even TRY to offer a flimsy excuse for Geoffrey and Varya.
    Big Ed’s cute, little cottage is my dream home, I love a tiny house. I know he’s a dick but I do feel a little sorry for him.
    Rose looked beautiful. I think she must have spent some of her show money on a stylist/make-up and some dental work, perhaps. You’re right, some other guy will come along for her.
    Ash–“I didn’t put my energy with other women”. Always knows how to evade a direct question–such a phony.

    I know you didn’t want to cover Yolanda but when they were all talking about online scamming, there was a hilarious interjection by David. David, who spent over $100k on a dating site for 7 years on Lana who managed to avoid meeting him over 4 trips to Russia. David, very righteously, said of possible online dating scams, “That’s right, you should never send them money.” Ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!

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    • Mischy says

      June 8, 2020 at 3:13 am

      David needs to take a seat. He paid to talk online for 7 years!!

      Poor ROSe Im tempted to send her $ myself.

      Reply
    • Roxana says

      June 8, 2020 at 1:29 pm

      LakeCarly, I nearly lost my sh*t when he said that!! He’s so delusional! I think he needs professional help!

      Reply
  5. tuatha12 says

    June 8, 2020 at 4:32 am

    I did not watch this season due to Geoffrey ( more invested in previous seasons) however I did watch the Tell All as Geoffrey AWOL.

    Ash has a degree in deflecting…Avery got a lucky escape…I think we may see these two again as Avery is dumb.

    Ed / Rose & Tiffany – Tiffany you are a grown-arsed woman – Grow the feck up.

    Not sure who was the player and who got played between Ed & Rose…..He is a troll and disgusting. Guess he is knows Paul Staehle.

    Rose called it Ed is ugly inside and out and creeps me out. Ed needs to invest in an expensive self cleaning blown up sex doll…they will have a great relationship.

    OMG- The zombie rat in the shower – was that real or a robot?

    Darcy….Shut The Fuck Up

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  6. Melcle says

    June 8, 2020 at 7:31 am

    Thanks for the recap TT!!! This was the best reunion ever! Do them all like this TLC!!!
    Ed’s daughter… so disappointing…. #TeamRose
    Ash/Avery… I get what she is saying..everything he says is scripted! #TeamAvery (except where Ed is concerned…
    Tom/Darcy….. Oh Darcy.. no to the wig!!!!
    BGL/Usman….. Usman IS funny! #TeamUsman (sidenote…Hubby is now calling me “Baby Girl”…..)

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    • Floridagirl says

      June 9, 2020 at 7:02 am

      I love that your husband calls you “baby girl!” Every time he says it I think of the song, Baby Love by the band Mother‘s Finest!

      Reply
      • Melcle says

        June 10, 2020 at 8:01 am

        OMG LOL so funny!!!

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  7. Janfan says

    June 8, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Ed is terrible. All of San Diego woman have thousands of dollars to laser their legs. He wanted a Barbie, not a person. This unattractive, demanding guy putting down beautiful, well-spoken Rose made me nuts. I was surprised she lasted as long as she did. I hate to think of the things he said To her off-camera.

    If I traveled to visit someone I loved, and found them living in a hovel, my first thought would not be of my OWN comfort. My first thought would be how I could improve their comfort, and that of their family. But, we should have seen that coming as he shipped Rose 1000-thread count sheets. Ed’s an idiot.

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    • Janfan says

      June 8, 2020 at 8:50 am

      That was obviously supposed to be a WTF question mark after the comment about San Diego women!

      And, this IS the best show on TV TT! You got me hooked! Great recap! The first 30-minutes were golden. Usman is hysterical! I think Ash is a word-juggler that you are sure what he just said at the end. But, I gotta say the diet fight made me think Avery is missing for than just a few screws too.

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  8. Anna says

    June 8, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Im in the minority here, but rose is no angel. I don’t blame her for wanting a better life.
    But ed was using her to, as someone said, have a barbie doll, and rose was using him for financial gain. The fact that she reached out to him for a Valentine’s present shows she was willing to double down.
    And I side with tiffany. Rose never said why she was in love with ed. Because she wasn’t. They did not have one legitimate conversation about anything. Just like david and lana.
    I think rose was pretending to cry.
    I think ed is a creep.

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  9. Mrs. Greenway says

    June 8, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Thanks for a superb recap, TT! You made my week!

    Reply
  10. tamaratattles says

    June 8, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Ya’ll This is a great night for TV. We have a new Below Deck Med, another hour of this Tell All AND 90 Days The Other Way Returns for a second season. If you haven’t watched 90 Days The Other Way. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GO BINGE IT NOW!

    Reply
  11. powerthoughtsblog says

    June 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    I wish more conversation would have been about Ed not telling Rose he didn’t want any more children, that would have given Rose the chance to tell him she was not interested. No one commented on the fact that Ed slept with Rose without her being able to make a choice before finding out he didn’t want any more children. I felt like he used Rose and again Rose was a victim again with Ed and his daughter saying Rose lied about her past. Ed lied too about a future with Rose. I’m glad she left, she deserves better.

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