I am so excited for the 90 Day Fiance Recap. So excited that I forgot to look for photos! So we may be stuck with the old ones. 🙁 Perhaps I can pull a few if I can find a clip really fast. This is going to be an epic reunion. I can’t wait to see if they address the Geoffrey and Varya situation. Sheesh I just took a ton of screenshots for the WRONG show. Argh. So I’m going to go with photos from the show. Tonight’s Tell All was filmed during quarantine. That explains how the raw footage was leaked. Let’s get started! OMG! The preview is utterly amazing! This is going to be so good!
The show starts with twelve screens since everyone has to phone it in tonight. This is going to be interesting. Shaun tells us upfront that Geoffrey and Varya will not be on the show tonight, but she doesn’t mention it’s because his is an abusive asshole who is facing new charges. If you missed all that click here. He somehow ends up slithering out of all of his numerous crimes. He was not invited on the show and Varya decided she didn’t want to appear without him. Also, I’ll probably just ignore Yolanda. Sounds like she had Covid 19 in December. As we go through the background history and we see everyone’s faces on screen all the couple look angry or sad except for Baby Girl Lisa and Usman.
Avery & Ash
Shaun says that these two were supposed to be together for the tell all but they are not. Fun fact NO ONE is together for this tell all. Avery says that there were a lot of obstacles to their relationship. She was concerned about him leaving his son in Australia to be with her. She wanted some time to sort out her feelings and look for a path for them to be together. But, while she was doing that, he broke up with her.
When Shaun asks Ash why they broke up, Avery chimes back in and says, “Because he lied to my face!” Ash said if Avery was truly committed she would not want to take yet another break. Avery says her feelings for Ash were fading. They argue and Avery says she was out with one of her girlfriends who asked her why she was not on Ash’s IG anymore. He had deleted all of her photos, and only her photos. Ash denies it and Avery says he is lying to her face again. Basically, Avery says Ash is inauthentic and a liar. Shocker! The final straw was they were supposed to do a weird diet together. Ash lied about doing it. Because he lies about everything.
Baby Girl Lisa tries to but in. Shut up, Lisa. Shaun makes Avery admit it was the best sex of her life. Why is Shaun asking Baby Girl Lisa to weigh in on this relationship? Ash says he stills loves her and breaking up with her is the hardest thing he has ever done. But he has to focus on his family. Apparently, the breakup is fresh and Avery can’t say for sure if they will get back together. She was really pissed at things Ash said on camera. Ash pretends like he was a great and faithful boyfriend who was wronged by Avery. As if. She dodged a bullet.
Everyone says they feel a lot more comfortable speaking their minds from the safety of their own home and really like the quarantine format. Me too! Everyone is super feisty!
Rose Marie & Ed
Well this should be good. Ed seems to have blamed Rose for their breakup and they are both going in guns blazing. Rose has asked for a translator because she doesn’t have he vocabulary to explain all her complex feelings. That makes sense. She’s angry and perhaps crying. Ed says they did Facetime a few times but the last time they did was around Valentine’s Day. They both claim the other reached out for Valentine’s Day so someone is lying. Ed claims to have the receipts! He’s make a great housewife! LOL. Rose said she just replied to Ed who contacted her first because she didn’t want to be rude. SHOW US THE RECEIPTS ED!
And he does. Rose reached out to him on February 9th and wanted to get back together and a present for Valentine’s Day. BOOM! And she asked him to come back to see her. And he was ready to do that. He missed her and desperately wanted her back. Then he saw a photo of her with her girlfriend. WAIT WHAT? The photo is of two people holding hands wearing matching watches. Rose is speechless and has no response to the boatload of receipts. Ed says Rose has had a girlfriend since right after he left. Rose is guilty as fuck.
Ladies And Gentleman, There Was A Third Bisexual On The Show
When Shaun asks Rose if she is now in a relationship with a woman, she pauses and looks guilty as sin. NTTAWWT. Then she answers, “For now no.” She started a relationship with a woman after Ed left. Ed didn’t know that Rose was bisexual. He also said NTTAWWT, but he never knew. Ed says once the relationship with the girl ended, she reached out and wanted Ed and his money back.
Ed said that he was willing to give up his newly mended relationship with his daughter for a second chance with Rose. So Sneaky Shaun has Tiffany pop up on the screen from her house to address it. She’s hurt and crying. I think she need to suck it up and realize her dad deserves to be happy and can love somoene else and still love her. Grow up and let your father live his life! You are not ten years old. My God.
Tiffany Sucks As A Daughter
She tries to say she wants her dad happy. But basically Ed has to pick someone she approves of or she doesn’t want him to be happy. Am I the only on wondering why Rose and Ed’s daughter look worse than Ed in this situation? The editing could have gone way the other way. Ed apologizes to his entitled daughter, who is stunningly beautiful by the way. He says he just wants to find love. Now Ed is crying about being blinded by love.
Tiffany gets the chance to confront Rose and ask her why she was with her dad, because he really loved her. Rose says she really loved her dad. There were numerous “reallys” in her response. Tiffany thinks she is being a smartass and told her not to get a tone with her. Tiffany also says she didn’t see affection coming from Rose. Rose goes off in her native tongue at a rapid pace. Basically, she said that Tiffany has no idea how awful Ed was to her both on camera and off and she dealt with it. Now it’s time for the truth about Ed. Rose says she put up with it because she loved him. Tiffany responds to the non-translated tirade with, “Wow, guess I hit a nerve.” Rose cries and calls Ed a liar. Shaun asks for a translation.
Wait! What? Did She Say Sex Tape?
At this point I would like to point out that Ed has a terrible demeanor during all of this. He has an infuriating grin and seems to be delighting in upsetting Rose and getting her all riled up. Wait, did someone just say sex video? Ed wanted to make a sex video with Rose? Oh he wanted to do a “sex video call with her?” Dear God even if you were down with sex video calls, I couldn’t even fake it with Ed. Poor Rose. Shaun asks Ed, “So what is this sex video that we’re talking about?” Ed replies, “We’re going here?”
Fuck yeah we are, let’s go there. Ed says it is all a lie. Once again Rose goes AWF! in her native tongue at ninety miles an hour. Basically, she said that Ed kept asking her why she was always so sad and wanted to know what the problem was. Um, HAVE YOU SEEN WHERE SHE LIVES? She said there are many problems there every day. So he told her to turn her video cam on and get naked and he would record it and send her money. I totally believe her. It’s obvious he Even is lying. He laughs at the translation. He is such a scumbucket. He calls her a liar.
Ed Finally Gets Whats Coming To Him
Finally we are going to GO IN ON BIG ED. He deserves it. Shaun lists all the horrible things that we saw on the show that he did to Rose. Rose has already made it clear that was the tip of he iceberg. But Shaun lays them all out for us one more time. Then, she rolls the footage, he accused her of having STDs, hairy legs, bad breath, etc. Rose is humiliated just watching this in front of everyone. Poor, Rose. The others are all mortified as well. Even Tiffany is mortified.
But Ed? He is justifying it all. He no thinks he should have taken the test first and then asked her to do the same. About the hairy legs he says that he lives in Southern California and the women there laser their legs. THE WOMEN WHO HAVE NOT TOUCHED HIM IN 28 FUCKING YEARS! While he is saying all of this defensive bullshit, Rose is SOBBING. I believe Rose when she says he was worse off camera. Tiffany even says she gave her dad a hard time about that. Then Ed says, “It did weird me out.” about her hair legs. I imagine is greasball stringy hair and troll like appearance weirder her out too. She would probably say that if she could stop sobbing loudly because this went on a long time.
Is Darcey Passing Her Crown To Rose?
Rose screams at him that she doesn’t except his apologies because he always lies to her and embarrasses her. Oh pretty girl, never fear, some other old American man will come find you soon. Darcey decides to weigh in on this. She says she is having flashbacks to previous relationships. Darcey calls Rose a queen. She is wearing one of those stupid rhinestone bobby pins with QUEEN on it. She says she will pass it on to Rose. Aw…. I hope she sends it to her with a couple hundred bucks in it. Rose smiles for the first time this episode. I am 2,000 words in and not quite half way through.
Woah, Darcey told Ed things like “you should put your woman up on a pedestal” and other reasonable things. And at some point she pointed her finger at him and he went off on Darcey for her opinion. Clearly, Ed thinks women are playthings or less than equal or something. Now everyone is coming for Ed. Baby Girl Lisa points out that he didn’t show her love.
Even More Ed Bashing, And I am Here For It
Then Baby Girl Lisa starts wagging her finger at Ed. She is NOT having it. This may be the best reunion in the history of the world. I may need to find the ten hours of uncut footage that was leaked! Ed comes for Baby Girl Lisa about having unprotected sex with Usman. IMHO, a better strategy for Ed would have been how shitty Baby Girl Lisa treated Usman. We will soon find out she call him the n word multiple times in private on top of the shitty behavior she displayed on camera, so maybe these two deserve each other? Then Tom breaks in and asks Ed what it was like taking a shower with his future father-in law? You can’t make this shit up!
Again Rose looks mortified by the entire flashback. Ed tells the story and it is still very insulting. He seems to think it is really funny. Shaun asks Rose if she can ever see herself getting back together with Ed , or even just being friends. Rose says no, she doesn’t wan any connection to Ed. And finally this part is done. As they went to break three of he others commented on Ed. Erika and Tom called him out for this POS he is, and Avery sealed the deal on being batshit crazy for defending Ed.
So I still have a hour other hour to recap which I am going to do right now. But I am gong to break it into two parts for page loading reasons. I’m already over 2000 words. So jump in here while I move on to the second hour on another post.