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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / RHONY Recap: Something’s Brewing

RHONY Recap: Something’s Brewing

June 4, 2020 by tamaratattles 107 Comments

Y’all I’ve had a seriously stressful day. Lawn Kid is driving me up the motherfucking wall. I’m probably too drunk to do this RHONY recap, but since when has that ever stopped me. I am literally raging in my house. He is an a constant SUCKHOLE of need. And I am just trying to keep my own head above water. It’s literally 24/7. And  Banjo has to be coaxed to eat and even that is not working. Sorry. There is just a lot of shit happening in my semi-quarantine. Let’s get on with the show. And BTW, thanks Miz Grandma for sending food for Lawn Kid. If I ever see him again I will aim for his head as I throw them at him. He’s spoiled and doesn’t need anything else.

My DVR is cutting in and out because SPECTRUM SUCKS. Are we really picking up in the middle of a bitchfight? Leah says she is in the middle of a breakup and that is why she is drinking too much. I can only imagine how she is holding up in a pandemic. Because for me the answer is not so well and venturing out for obscene amounts of boxed wine.  Leah’s sister Sarah shows up and the cunts are ready to go in. I’ve been too mad to eat today and that is never good. So apologies in advance for this drunken recap. 

Sisterly Love?

I’m confused did Tins just say she has made out with her sister? To learn how to kiss? Is that a thing? I have siblings but I barely lived with them and now the not dead ones want to tell me how to live my life. As if they know me.  Please. Other than shouting advice I never hear from them.

Why does Ramona have a ring light in her bathroom. Okay, this is going to be less of a recap and more of my WTF moments of this episode.  Dorinda has been drinking all day and shows up at Luann’s. Dorinda and John broke up. Luann pretends like she doesn’t know how to open a wine bottle. Dorinda pretends like she is upset about breaking up with John.

It’s A Geriatric  Edition Of Girls Gone Wild

It’s time for everyone to humiliate themselves at a restaurant. Ramona of course tries to whore herself out. SHOCKER!  Meanwhile I have to pause again to make my dog eat. This is not good. Ramona is still at the bar trying to get laid. Sonja is also whoring herself out. I am just so over this season. I miss Bethenny. These people are way more drunk than me and that is saying something. The guys all look nervous. This is all too much to even try to recap.  How do you even have a libido at Ramona and Sonja’s age? I could give a crap about a penis at this point.

I am not even going to bother to recap these drunken fights. I am with Dorinda. I should have stayed home and not even attempted to recap this. I am so sick of recapping this bullshit.  This is the Sonja holding squashes on her head scene. I don’t think I have ever been as drunk as Sonja.  Leah throws ravioli on Sonja. Good for her. I do nor care about this.

WTF?

I can’t do a blow by blow in this recap anymore. I want that sweater Leah is wearing. Ramona is a cuntsatchel. I just can’t with this recap. I want to get the fuck out of this country, and  the pandemic is making it impossible once Banjo dies.. I am OUT. /Heavy sigh Please let my passport come. I do not care about Luann.

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  1. JustJenn says

    June 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    I’m drinking also and did not pay attention to this episode at all. I’ll catch the rerun next week. Did you see Andy and Anderson Cooper on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? That was good TV. I hope Banjo pulls through. My girl is 13 1/2 and she wants to be hand fed all of the time now, who am I to deny that request?

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    • Amanda says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:03 am

      I watched who wants to be a millionaire tonight w those two. It was good tv 🙂

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  2. MelG says

    June 4, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    You did a good job recapping it. As I read your recap I was surprised you found that much to say. I looked at the clock at one point while watching and thought it’s almost over and nothing happened. I wasted time watching a bunch of nothingness. I like Leah. Yea, she has some issues…who doesn’t? Yes, Ramona is a cunt. Please Leah, don’t look to Ramona as a mother figure. Ramona is a condescending cunt to Leah. The geriatric cougars were embarrassing to watch. Leah should’ve thrown more than ravioli. These bitches are too judgemental. Why does Dorinda care if Tinsley spent a weekend with Scott??? I would think at that point Tinsley would not have wanted the others to know she saw Scott. Like she said, it had never worked out for them (again, at that point), why jinx it and have to potentially hear “I told you so” from the cougar cunts?????

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    • Prycer says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:15 am

      I totally agree with you on everything you said. I like the fact that Leah get’s under Ramona’s skin. I like Leah but I think she would work my nerves with her drinking. I was dying when Ramona had all that sauce on her face. I wish her friend didn’t tell her that she about the sauce. That guy at the bar and his friends were not cute at all. Plus the guy Leah was talking to was a total douche bag. Why does Dorinda have her panties in a wad regarding Tinsley seeing Scott?! Who cares it’s her life and it’s none of Dorinda’s business. I see why Tinsley decided to leave the show. I wouldn’t want to be around anyone who doesn’t have my best interest.

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      • Skeeter says

        June 5, 2020 at 9:30 pm

        Tinsley is leaving the show?? When did this news hit the fan? I must be in a coma LOL

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        • tamaratattles says

          June 5, 2020 at 10:47 pm

          She missed a lot of filming to go to Chicago and be with Scott during filming for this season. I don’t blame her. Dorinda is such a jealous cunt to her.

          https://tamaratattles.com/2019/11/25/tinsley-mortimer-finally-gets-her-man-and-her-ring/ Plus it was Christmastime.

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    • ravynrobyn says

      June 5, 2020 at 5:11 am

      “cougar cunts”…perfection!
      Chef’s kiss ?

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  3. ValleyGirlinWeHo says

    June 4, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Hey TT!

    I too am probably too drunk for this post, but fuck it…

    How does anyone think Ramona is reformed and now a BLM ally? Shit. She isn’t even All Lives Matter, that heaux is No Lives Matter (except hers).

    She doesn’t give a shit about fiancés, friends, let alone anyone she doesn’t mix with in Newport or the Hamptons. Also not sure she has ever cracked a book open about anything past her nose. She seems illiterate, how does she run businesses?

    She is the ultimate mean girl, screaming about invites to her birthday. If I were Dorinda, I would pull a Sandoval and throw an alternative. She needs to be put out to pasture like those other cows Vicki, Tamara and Leeanne Locken.

    P.S. Nice to see Elyse finally have a pov tonight. She was a little hit and miss but at least we now know what her voice sounds like.

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:54 am

      It’s just SO MUCH today. ON THIS DAY. The funeral. And I feel like everyone has forgotten Ahmoud Abrey’s case. And I am just tired of this. I am pissed at Lawn Kid. I am afraid for Lawn Kid and I just don’t even think Lawn Kid even gets what is happening.

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  4. LA_in_KY says

    June 5, 2020 at 12:14 am

    I have felt the same way about my 1 1/2 year old.

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    • LA_in_KY says

      June 5, 2020 at 12:20 am

      Parks are still not open, even if there open i wouldn’t take my kids there. Neighbors are still letting their dogs poop wherever. I am going crazy. Where can I let my kids run around?

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  5. Kate says

    June 5, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Did anyone hear the conversation Dorinda was having? I know she was drunk and slurring but I heard her say black card, buy jacket and then something that caused her to cry.

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    • kkbella says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:00 am

      John used his black card to get her the jacket, wanted her to look nice, or something like that. Not sure why the method of payment is of concern or mention. But I suspect Dorinda is having big money problems- she isn’t upset about Richard, or ghosts, or unresolved feelings- she’s terrified that insurance won’t cover the loss, and she won’t be an aging rich woman. She sure has been hocking a lot of crap on Instagram. 50$ for a set of 4 glasses w/a slogan? They give those away at wine festivals for heavens sake.

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      • Ktina says

        June 5, 2020 at 8:37 am

        How is that possible? Isn’t she worth around $20 million?

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        • kkbella says

          June 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm

          Notice I said “my theory”. Practicing future casting with out a license- but it’s just the fear she has. It’s not rational- not that it ever is. Yet I think going broke after being a high roller is the vibe she gives off.

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          • Sarah says

            June 6, 2020 at 8:30 am

            She’s also selling 1 minute personalized messages for $140. Like Cameo, but through her own site.

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      • IJC says

        June 6, 2020 at 5:42 pm

        FWIW, I’ve been through my share of floods in Houston. Flood insurance is federal and not covered under regular homeowners insurance. Homeowners will cover some contents if you actually have a policy that has a high enough coverage to actually replace things but I learned the hard way that they devalue your stuff and it’s never enough to cover actual replacement value (I’ve since upped my coverage because there will inevitably be another flood here) But, FEMA & the federal flood insurance is a joke and they don’t pay squat for home damage even if it is due to natural disaster. Idk what caused her flood, but there are plenty of people in Houston who still haven’t received what they are owed from Harvey. So, she might very well be paying out of pocket to fix Bluestone Manor. If I were her, I’d just cut my losses if this is the case. It is emotionally and financially devastating to lose everything you own. There are some things that are irreplaceable like family heirlooms and family photos. I’m still not over losing my kids baby pics. But, all that said, it’s still no excuse for her to be such a mean drunk. She’s still better off than most. She needs professional help and some perspective IMO. AND why is she so freakin hung up on Richard when she has been with John longer than she was married to Richard yet John seems in her mind to be beneath her. Ughh.

        Sorry , I just watched this episode and I don’t think I have it in me to continue watching unless they actually show Ramona sharting and carrying on like she doesn’t have shit running down her leg, lol.

        I miss Bethenny and these “ladies “ are just a bunch of drunk hags living in the past. Glad Tinsley is getting out. She’s too good for any of this crap.

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        • IJC says

          June 6, 2020 at 5:47 pm

          Oh, and Leah saying that she made a decision to drink in moderation? Wtf? If these displays are moderation, I cannot imagine what she considers blotto and what that behavior looks like. Yikes!

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    • Amanda says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:03 am

      Dorinda only used actual words like every third second in that conversation. I heard “he gave me the black card” and some garbles about buying something and then some more slurring about sex punctuated with wails of “Richard!” Sorry Kate, I wish I could help but I don’t think we missed more than yet another drunk Dorinda meltdown. She seemed like she traveled back in time ten years for that one. Elyse has giant eyes and was just nodding along.

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    • SD says

      June 6, 2020 at 5:27 am

      I wasn’t sure if Dorinda was talking about John buying her the jacket she was wearing, or some long-ago incident with Richard.

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    • PixnTrix says

      June 6, 2020 at 11:40 am

      Kate Dorinda also slurred something about John wanting it to be about sex and she doesn’t think sex is important.

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  6. kkbella says

    June 5, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Husband sent in passport renewal March 13- it’s still sitting in a pile God knows where- in Texas. He goes to Mexico every year to surf with old guys his age. Nice vacation for both of us. Now, if we need/want to flee the country for political reasons, no go. Trying to be rational about it, but it is a vulnerable position to be in. So I get it T.

    Anyway, Ramona is still rude Ramona. She ignored the sister, was openly rude to Leah, and in her confessionals, still ignorant of her behavior. No one my age likes a desperate and rude woman. Hits too close to home? Or perhaps is one of my biggest fears.

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:58 am

      I am just worn the fuck out. The world is full of too much sorrow.

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      • kkbella says

        June 5, 2020 at 5:32 pm

        With you. We had a super powerful, peaceful march last night in our little town. Initially, people were freaked out, scared. But it really was moving, in a Ca, out of touch, local sort of way. I know we feel helpless, but in these times, it’s some light to see a sliver of humanity still has love. Hang tight…

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      • PixnTrix says

        June 6, 2020 at 11:42 am

        TT you may be worn out but your tweets are on fire!!! Wishing the best for you and Banjo! We just love our fur babies ❤️

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    • MizGrandma says

      June 5, 2020 at 11:18 am

      kkbella, Have your husband contact your congressman’s office & talk to whatever aide is supposed to handle passport issues & explain the problem, couched in terms that he has a trip booked leaving on such & such a date. The aide will contact the passport office & the passport should be delivered in a few days. That is one of their jobs, one of the few they do efficiently.

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      • ShadyLady says

        June 5, 2020 at 12:16 pm

        I did not know this MizGrandma, thank you

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      • kkbella says

        June 5, 2020 at 5:29 pm

        What?! Angel from heaven you are!

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  7. Amanda says

    June 5, 2020 at 1:07 am

    If Ramona acted to me the way that she did to Tinsley and then Leah’s sister I’m not sure I could have held myself back from swing at her- verbally and physically. She’s a fucking geriatric CUNT.

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    • Prycer says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:20 am

      YESSS!!!! And lets not forget she’s an entitled elitist.

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    • belladonna says

      June 5, 2020 at 6:39 am

      Amanda, some tea got wasted because it came out my nose with geriatric cunt. I hope you don’t mind if I save that for an appropriate moment in real life. I’ve already shocked people with twatwaffle and cockwombler.

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      • Amanda says

        June 5, 2020 at 4:01 pm

        Lol go for it!!!

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      • Vandygirl says

        June 6, 2020 at 9:14 am

        I’m still sniggering over Tamara’s “cuntsatchel”

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    • SD says

      June 6, 2020 at 5:32 am

      The way Ramona turned away from Tinsley and wouldn’t even make eye contact with her was like what a toddler does. She is a piece of work. Once they were finally at the table, she did that annoying thing where she just starts saying one thing really loudly, just to drown someone else out.

      And then the next day, she says what she did about Leah having to have a certain level of behavior to be around them. OMG! Ramona’s behavior is terrible! The way she always goes to the bar to throw herself at men is so pathetic and desperate.

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  8. tamaratattles says

    June 5, 2020 at 2:06 am

    There is just too much pain in the world today. And in my world, we are still grieving Ahmaud Arbery. His name doesn’t get enough attention. Some of us are angry about that. The whole world didn’t mourn when he died. It was just as awful. And his family is going through just as much as George Floyd.’s family. The media chooses whose life matter most. And everyone doesn’t know whwo Ahmaud Arbery’s name is. It’s just a really, really, REALLY shitty day here in Georgia. #JoggingWhileBlack

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    • Anoneemouse says

      June 5, 2020 at 5:30 am

      T please consider stepping back right now from social media and the news for your own mental health. Between covid, George and all the others, it is just all too much. It’s exhausting to realize there is so much sadness and hate and there is nothing you can do about it. We watched A man be murdered on television! How can we not be upset? A mental break away for a few days always helps. I actually stepped away last month and it’s given me time to clear my head and feel better. Stay safe.

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    • Victoria says

      June 5, 2020 at 10:05 am

      I know how you feel, Tamara. But be assured, Ahmaud is NOT forgotten in all the news. I cried so hard since it happened and haven’t stopped crying since. It seems things just keep getting worse. I pray for us all. And I probably drink too much. I’m tired, disgusted and just done with the bullshit.

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      • tamaratattles says

        June 5, 2020 at 1:32 pm

        Same.

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        • sparks says

          June 5, 2020 at 11:00 pm

          I was in total shock for days about Ahmaud, then pissed about Mr. Cooper — CP karen’s ass, then totally devastated after trying to view George’s murder. I know when this compound pain hits me like a brick wall, I will be in bed for days.

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    • Nanette says

      June 5, 2020 at 11:31 am

      Floyd George was the last straw. It is because he came AFTER Ahmad Arbery AND TOO MANY OTHERS to type. If it were “just” George this wouldn’t be going on. The close proximity of both deaths is what really brought what has been happening for years to head. So your man COUNTS. The quarantine, the Orange Thug, the previous deaths by police brutality … those were the incendiary device … Floyd George was the lighted match.

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      • Maria says

        June 5, 2020 at 2:00 pm

        The podcast I listen to on a regular has been discussing his case. They discussed it the views of the law and how they would have reacted if they were in the shooters position and both stated they should be tried for murder and it wasn’t justified even if he was known for trespassing on construction sites. There is so many senseless deaths on a daily basis and it is so hard.

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      • Prycer says

        June 5, 2020 at 2:04 pm

        Nanette I totally agree with you. With the back to back senseless killings (George, Ahmad and Breonna) people are tired and George was the last straw. I know as a black woman it’s my last straw. I AM TIRED. The orange orangutan is only fanning the flames. I truly feel in my heart he wants to start a race war (I truly hope I am wrong).The only thing that is getting me through these trying time is that it’s just not black people protesting. There are different races and countries who are protesting with us.

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        • Kipper says

          June 5, 2020 at 7:29 pm

          Totally agree with above statements. I’d been watching the coverage of Ahmad’s murder for probably a month before any arrests were made and that was months after he was murdered! George’s murder was the match that struck the fuel that finally lit the fire.

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      • Deb in SF says

        June 5, 2020 at 7:45 pm

        Nanette, it’s George Floyd, not Floyd George. I know your heart’s in the right place, and I adore your posts, but let’s get the poor man’s name right. Say his name! George Floyd! And TT, we remember Ahmaud Arbery; we won’t forget. The one I feel most sorry about today is Breanna Taylor, who was killed in Louisville when the cops burst into her home without knocking and killed her in her bed. A health care worker. They were looking for a guy who was already in custody! These cops need to pay for what they’ve done, all over the country. Almost no one knows her name. This country is one big fucking mess.

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        • Deb in SF says

          June 6, 2020 at 12:42 am

          And mea culpa. Seems that her name is Breonna (not Breanna) Taylor. I should have checked that before posting.

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    • Angela says

      June 6, 2020 at 3:54 am

      I think the fact that George Floyd was lynched by the police, in broad daylight, in front of witnesses, was the final shocking straw that broke the camel’s hump. The lynching of Ahmaud Arbery was by a bunch of inbred hillbilly bigots, and the facts were released so slowly, people had time for the shock to wear off…the world is a hideous horrible nightmare right now, but I give credit to those willing to go out there to try to change it. As for me, I’m not ashamed to admit I’m scared shitless…

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    • Vandygirl says

      June 6, 2020 at 9:33 am

      I think we’re all with you on your feelings of horror, disgust and being overwhelmed with violence and, confusion, illness and isolation. I manage my husband’s practice… Internal Medicine… we live in a tiny Alabama town with people of all ages and beliefs and races. Known families here for several generations.
      It feels like we’re all shellshocked. We once could hug each other on sight but now cannot. I have to speak to people I love through a fucking mask behind a fucking glass window. My husband is grateful for his mask so patients can’t see him crying as he listens to their concerns, their pain and their fears, their worries about their children’s safety in other cities, because he thinks crying is “unprofessional “. I am unable to explain anyfuckingthing about the president to our 4 children. I cannot watch any more news clips of the MURDERS of Ahmaud or George without crying. I don’t know how their families are even existing after their MURDERS. I know goodness and kindness are still here someplace on this earth. Looking for it. Bought 4 bottles of wine at Winn Dixie yesterday afternoon. Only 2 remain this morning. Restricting myself to drinking only on Friday afternoons/evenings is getting hard.
      Sorry to dump and love to you all.

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  9. BeetsWhy says

    June 5, 2020 at 3:37 am

    Ramona and the geriatrics behavior at.the restaurant was absolutely disgusting. Tinsley must not have a mean bone in her body because she should have laid out Ramona.

    Drunk Dorinda is a slurring mess but drunk Leah is beyond manic, I’ve never seen anything like that. I wonder what she thinks watching it now. And did anyone else notice her father’s Old Fashioned? That glass was only slightly larger than a shot glass! At New York prices I’d stick to water.

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  10. tuatha12 says

    June 5, 2020 at 4:07 am

    Ahmaud Arbery’s name is not forgotten in Ireland, we have questions, especially the Irish mammy’s and daddy’s

    1. Why did the arrest take so long?
    2.Who was Ahmaud Arbery?
    3.What are McMichael’s ties to local law enforcement?
    4. Is it correct that Georgia has no hate crime law allowing charges at the state level and if so is that going to change?

    The Irish have taken Ahmaud to their heart’s

    If you strike us down, we shall rise again and renew the fight.
    You cannot conquer us, you cannot extinguish our passion for freedom.
    If our deed has not been sufficient to win freedom then our children will win it by a better deed.

    We will never see the better deeds of Ahmaud and us Irish Celts are ashamed that those murdering lying BASTARDS are named McMichael’s

    There are to many things occurring for even a big heart to hold so Softly Softly Catchy Monkey.

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    • belladonna says

      June 5, 2020 at 6:51 am

      I haven’t forgotten Ahmaud. I hope everyone is thinking of all the injustices, and not just George. As to the arrest, you have to be sure the charge will stick. It can take months or years, even with video evidence. If you want the bastard in jail, you have to make sure you have all evidence.

      My family history is near you, but Scotland. Don’t hate us because of our plaids.

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      • tuatha12 says

        June 5, 2020 at 1:37 pm

        No hate love plaid, brought up in Glasgow from 9 till 19, happy, happy memories, holds a big place in my heart Irrelevant the MC is Scottish, = Michaels is Gaelic = We hold our people to a high standard.

        Totally agree they have to make the evidence stick which is concerning as the McMichaels have ties to local police enforcement etc and I am wondering if that is why it took so long to charge them.

        I do not like the Bagpipes though, I prefer the Uilleann pipes.

        Scotland does make better malt whisky/whiskey than the Irish.

        What part of Scotland relates to your family history feisty woman?

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  11. Anoneemouse says

    June 5, 2020 at 5:39 am

    The first time I found your site, you had just adopted Banjo and posted about him. Sending hugs to you. I hope he feels better.

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  12. belladonna says

    June 5, 2020 at 7:04 am

    I have been so close to shaving my head, but apparently my curls like to not be shampooed and a ton of conditioner once a week. I’m getting nice spiral curls. Now I need to know how to care for them. Youtube and hair wraps.

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    • tuatha12 says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      You got Irish hair – Mayo ( not the county ) for conditioner and hair wraps are a must,

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    • Prycer says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      I have gotten to the point of shaving my hair off. They finally opened salons in LA this week. I have two inches of gray and I cannot wait to see my colorist on Sunday. I will be her very first customer since they closed 3 months ago.

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  13. Navymommy says

    June 5, 2020 at 7:12 am

    Watching the episode just now and Ramona and Sonja saying that Leah didn’t act in an ‘acceptable’ manner. So acceptable means screaming I don’t shave my pussy at an upscale cocktail party or throwing a wine glass at someone’s face? I have to say the expression on the guy’s face who was standing against the windows, sweater tied around his neck, while they were arguing at the table with the gourds and the Indian corn was errrythang.

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    • belladonna says

      June 5, 2020 at 7:46 am

      What, you don’t scream about your pussy at upscale parties? If you or Tamara hasn’t watched Edwina and Patsy on Absolutely Fabulous, you must do so.

      The sweater around the neck, wasn’t that 80s fashion?

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      • Navymommy says

        June 5, 2020 at 12:39 pm

        Ha! My teenage son introduced me to AbFab when it came to the US via Comedy Central. My kids would call me Patsy as I was tall, thin, blonde, smoked like a chimney and always had a glass of box wine in my hand. That’s been almost 30 years ago.

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  14. belladonna says

    June 5, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Now that I’m actually watching the episode, Leah’s sister is hot, Ramona and Sonja are a mess, and Dorinda is still slurinda.

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  15. IJC says

    June 5, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Sorry this is completely off topic, but I woke up to something that actually made me laugh and I wanted to share with the group: Evidently the orange ones campaign is soliciting ppl to make videos of bday wishes for him on Twitter. Needless to say, it is a YUGE BACKFIRE in the best and most entertaining of ways! I don’t even have Twitter but found it in a link in a HuffPost article. If y’all have Twitter, go make a video because the wit and humor here is unmatched. I think it’s on the regular Twitter feed that he tweets from multiple times a day. Most people are asking for resignation and just absolutely roasting the fuck out of him and in very clever and sarcastic ways. it was extremely satisfying just to watch them all! ? There’s evidently plenty of time as it said bday isn’t until the 14th and they will compile a bday video using the first 500 of the videos posted. Umm, they’re gonna have to watch and screen every single one for content bc many start out seemingly normal before they lay into it! Happy Friday! ?

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    • belladonna says

      June 5, 2020 at 8:21 am

      I’ve been off topic, but this news about orangalini makes me happy. His worst nightmare is people making fun of him.

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    • Caregiver says

      June 5, 2020 at 10:32 am

      Most people aren’t asking for a resignation.

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      • tamaratattles says

        June 5, 2020 at 1:31 pm

        IF they are not, they should be.

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    • Nanette says

      June 5, 2020 at 11:42 am

      When you turn an an age on the number of your birth (e.g. 19 on the 19th), that is called a Golden Birthday.

      When you are born and commit suicide on your birthday date, it is called “birthday effect.”

      What is it called when someone is assassinated on their birthday date? I think it is dangerous to be bringing Orangina’s birthday to the fore, thereby giving people so many days to figure out how best to “celebrate.”

      But I am just a paranoid freak.

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      • Ingrid says

        June 5, 2020 at 2:25 pm

        my dad died on my wedding anniversary, I dont know what that means. It has been almost 20 years since then and we are still married so it didnt curse the marriage or anything.

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        • BeetsWhy says

          June 5, 2020 at 4:08 pm

          I’ve had a brother, father and two grandparents die on the 13th. Weird.

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      • tuatha12 says

        June 5, 2020 at 5:04 pm

        Oh, I think your Irish genes are kicking in.

        Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

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        • tuatha12 says

          June 5, 2020 at 5:11 pm

          IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL

          The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

          The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
          …
          The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees…..

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          • belladonna says

            June 6, 2020 at 8:00 pm

            I laughed probably too much at this. My 23andme results say Irish, my name and my Aunt say Scottish. I have no idea, but I sound more Polish. I eventually get around to cleaning. But guess who does the ironing and toilet scrubbing? I may be Irish after all.

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    • Deb in SF says

      June 5, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      I’ve gotten half a dozen notices about a movement to post LOTS of pictures of Obama on the orange menace’s birthday. Flood the Internet with pics of Obama and drive mr bone spurs CRAZY….well, crazier than he already is. Great idea, yes?

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  16. Bucky says

    June 5, 2020 at 8:13 am

    I hope Banjo feels better.

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  17. belladonna says

    June 5, 2020 at 8:18 am

    I’m having flashbacks to when I was in college and we were all drunk. Is probably the Elyse now, just looking on all judgy. I’m liking her more as I watch this. She is obviously too sane for this show.

    Kissing your friend is something you do in your early twenties.

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  18. Debbie says

    June 5, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Hi TT – It’s so worrisome when your dog won’t eat. If you haven’t already, try mixing a little cat food in Banjo’s meal. Cat food is stinky and most dogs love the taste. (this is why dogs often will eat cat poop out of a litter box) Good luck and take care.

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  19. Katherine 2.0 says

    June 5, 2020 at 10:58 am

    The juxtaposition of reality and reality tv is just too hard to wrap your head around, so I feel your pain. It’s kind of like Nero fiddling while Rome is burning. The plight of these entitled women was once a rich source of amusement and snarky fun.
    Now, it seems almost obscene in light of what is happening. These are historical times and our fate as a country and as Americans hangs in the balance.
    Somehow, watching rich white women struggle with not being rich and young any longer isn’t so amusing. I am not so eager to feel empathy for, or find humor in their problems or their petty concerns. And when I recall that the worst POTUS in history was forged by reality tv, it makes me sick to think I was once a fan of this genre of programming.
    Taking to the streets today. Where all of us should be until this scourge has been cleansed.

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    • Katherine 2.0 says

      June 5, 2020 at 10:59 am

      TT, mailed you some more masks today.

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      • tamaratattles says

        June 5, 2020 at 1:21 pm

        Thank so much. I’ll be sure they are put to good use. I gave one of mine away and am down to one.

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  20. thill says

    June 5, 2020 at 10:59 am

    I was shocked and horrified by Ramona, Lou and Sonja throwing themselves at men at the restaurant. Beyond unacceptable to rush to the bar to talk to men when you enter a restaurant with a group to eat. OMG! Beyond words. And then they had the nerve to shriek and suggest that they were owed an apology for being asked to return to the table???? What universe do they live in? And Ramona thinks Leah is beneath her social group?

    This show has jumped the shark. Old drunken women who are shrieking for sex? GTFOH I am done with this show.

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    • Navymommy says

      June 5, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      I am with you. It’s no longer fun, it is pathetic. I am the same age as these women and man-chasing, getting sloppy drunk, screaming and cursing like banshees in public is downright, damn ugly. My kids would put me in a home if I behaved like that. Yet, Leah’s antics and Tinsley’s attempt to enforce good manners are not their ‘certain behavior’?!!! Give me an effing break.

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    • Bucky says

      June 5, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      It made me a little sad when Ramona and Sonja used Leah being kicked out in High School as a metric for judging her. I guess that’s what she gets for sharing with them.

      When Leah’s sister arrived, was the “Yeah, she does look older” comment about Leah looking older after a night of drinking or about Leah’s sister looking older than her actual age?

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    • Roxana says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      It’s pathetic how much they excuse their own behavior but are horrified at everyone else’s. Ramona wouldn’t even make eye contact with Leah’s sister, I think it was. What adult does that?? They should come to grips with the fact that they aren’t as cute and charming as they believe they are. There’s nothing wrong with getting older, just do it graciously!!!

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    • Deb in SF says

      June 5, 2020 at 7:59 pm

      The caption TT used for one of the photos was the best line in the show. I actually laughed out loud: it’s a geriatric version of Girls Gone Wild. Yes, indeed, it is. Ramona is so gross, throwing herself at any man she finds “available.” And to her, “available” means no woman sitting beside him at the moment. Those guys were so clearly not interested, and yet she persisted. And not in a good way. UGH.

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  21. Aud says

    June 5, 2020 at 11:26 am

    This recap is EVERYTHING. Especially identify with the dead siblings. Mine are coming in lately only it’s a bit woeful. But still judge-y.

    I want the fuck out of here too.

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  22. MizGrandma says

    June 5, 2020 at 11:43 am

    TT, so sorry about the Lawn Boy problems. You’ve run into a variation of one of my oft-repeated sayings–sometimes it’s really hard to give things away. Folks create all kinds of problems related to one’s generosity. Having run my own non-profit primarily devoted to kids in need, I know this to be all too true, though in my experience it was the jerky adults who should have been also devoted to the kids who were the biggest pains in the derrieres. Different topic, yes, inexperienced sisters who practice kissing with each other is not a new thing. Forty-some years ago Elizabeth Montgomery (the Bewitched one), Sayward Luckett Wheeler (even though too mature for the part she played in the earlier part of the series) who did that in a miniseries based on an historical book trilogy, The Trees, The Fields, The Town. Another topic, TT, yes mature, even VERY mature women maintain or regain libido very late in life. Estrogen definitely helps, but so does practice. The old saying about using or losing is actually true. Losing does not mean permanence, however, & regaining is only a matter of understanding, patience & practice, as well as a bit of water-soluble lube. Never give up, kiddos. Remember, I found Fly Boy at 75!

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    • Nanette says

      June 5, 2020 at 11:57 am

      I hope you and Flyboy are making THE MOST of this quarantine! (Hope not needed, I KNOW you are!) You have just given me 6 years to have faith for my own version of Flyboy. My libido is not dead, just buried in pain, like Sleeping Beauty. It only comes out in my dreams. After that … we shall see…

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      • MizGrandma says

        June 5, 2020 at 7:14 pm

        Yes, Lady Wet Dreams are a real thing. They happen when you aren’t getting enough of what Mother Nature says you should be getting. Some are REALLY intense & should be taken seriously as your body giving you giant clues. I waited until a 5 year-old great-granddaughter said, “Grandma, you need to find yourself a new husband.” Fortunately, I learned a long time ago to listen to the younger generations. If you don’t happen to have an outspoken 5 year-old around, be sure to listen to your body.

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    • 88serena8k8 says

      June 6, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      Another oft-repeated expression fits too: “No good deed goes unpunished”.

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  23. Nanette says

    June 5, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Describe Ramona in Words Game:

    One word: Delusional.

    Two words: Cuntsachel Cougar.

    Three words: Poopy Pants Flirter.

    Four words: Ouuu, ouuu, that smell!

    HOW I wish that the ladies and production has let loose (PI, notsorry) about Ramona having pooped her pants before flirting with Douchecanoe Arkansas! It should have been on the show instead of months later in Leah and her sisters’ social media. Bravo can put shut about Denise and Brandi on TV but not Dorit being chased around a pool or Ramona’s poopy pantalones! And then film the ladies calling out Denise for hiding things. The REAL hypocrite is Bravo.

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    • Navymommy says

      June 5, 2020 at 12:53 pm

      OMG Nanette I forgot this was the shit stain episode. I agree about the hypocrisy. Don’t forget they showed Vicki’s pee spot. I so would have rolled off the damn couch if they had shown Ramona’s shart.

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      • Navymommy says

        June 5, 2020 at 12:55 pm

        Maybe that is why sweater boy had that look on his face. He saw the shit stain. She probably had alcohol-induced diarrhea from the night before.

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        • Roxana says

          June 5, 2020 at 1:43 pm

          Navymommy – I thought this was the “stain” episode but I don’t recall that it was shown….Don’t recall it being mentioned by any of the “ladies”.

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    • belladonna says

      June 6, 2020 at 11:57 pm

      Um, two words, turtle time. Four words, forgot Vicky pee stain.

      Laughing at poopy pants flirting with Douchcanoe Arkansas.

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  24. bosandi says

    June 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    I got drunk last night and didn’t see the episode. Reading everyone’s comments I don’t think I need to watch it anyway. They are cougar cunts. Are they jealous b/c Tinsley and Leah are younger and they can’t compete??? I don’t get it. They all live in glass houses to me. RHONY used to be my favorite.

    This pandemic has me holding on to my sanity by the fingernails. I have a gnat infestation that I can’t trace. They went away but must have laid more eggs so they’re back. I can’t do a fogger b/c I have to leave the house. Where in the f*ck do I go for 2-4 hours in the middle of a pandemic? It’s 90+ degrees in Texas so outside is not an option for me. I have to work from home and I’m constantly spraying Raid and swatting and scratching like a crackhead. If someone blows on me I’ll go over the edge. That said, I’m thankful for my health and my finances when many don’t have either. I’m trying to keep everything in perspective.

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    • Navymommy says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      bosandi Black Flag makes these hangers for flying insects. I, too, had a gnat problem at our old house and they say gnats have swarm memory and will keep coming back to the same place. These things worked in no time and I now use them every year. They’re around $6 each and Home Depot carries them. They say not to use them around humans and animals but read the reviews. I use them in my garage, utility room that goes through to the kitchen and the kitchen. I just hang it high and in a corner of the kitchen where no one goes. They work great and last for at least six months. I have 9 rescue cats and have never had an issue but keep them well away from them with our 9 foot ceilings. This should solve your problem.

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  25. Candid says

    June 5, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    I think I am over Ramona, Dorinda, and Luann. Not sure about Sonja. I too miss Bethenny. Bravo should start rebuilding the franchise with Leah, her sister, Tinsley and new people. Why is Dorinda so interested in Tinsley’s affairs?

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    • Navymommy says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:20 pm

      The cougars seem to be having serious age-related self-esteem issues. I honestly don’t know why you fight something you cannot change. Just look and feel your best and embrace the freedom it brings to your life. You are now at the point where the only validation you need is your own. I feel sorry for them that they can’t find that peace within themselves even with all they are blessed with. It comes off as so selfish and tone deaf. Especially with what is going on in the world today.

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  26. Nanette says

    June 5, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Ravioli is the new wine glass and Khaki Shorts is the new Red Scarf Guy, I hope neither doesn’t make an encore appearance.

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    • Rabicate says

      June 5, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      Thanks for khaki shorts guy reference. Does “I’m engaged” really stand for “get out of my face and space”?

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      • BeetsWhy says

        June 5, 2020 at 4:26 pm

        Bingo! Ramona is so not self-aware so it would not occur to her that he’s trying to blow her off.

        When he said he was engaged but tried to put his friend in the hot seat by saying he’s single she was so rude! She kinda straight up said not interested in him and turned her back.

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    • Bucky says

      June 5, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      Wouldn’t you have thought the N.J. cast would have been the first to weaponize cheese filled pastas?

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  27. Ingrid says

    June 5, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    I dont think it is necessarily about sex with Sonja and Ramona, I think it is about attention. They thrive if they know they are still desirable to men. How’s Leah doing? “not well, bitch!”

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  28. FarFromPerfekt says

    June 5, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    This recap has 100% convinced me that we share the same spirit animal, the Wolf. Sending virtual hugs and love to you and Banjo.

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  29. KaraW says

    June 5, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    I would never have waited to order while they flirted at the bar. Did anyone catch Luann setting the corn husk on fire at the restaurant and waving it around as if it were sage? Can you imagine if she set off the fire alarms or sprinkler systems?

    Is it me, or do they all seem to dress alike? Or is it just that camel was a popular color in NY while they were filming?

    I like Elyse. We need someone normal.

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 6, 2020 at 12:59 am

      I didn’t understand why the non geriatric whores didn’t just ignore them at the bar and order dinner and then leave. Maybe production wouldn’t let them. I would have ordered food chatted with whoever was at the table and called my own Uber to go home after.

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  30. vickie80 says

    June 6, 2020 at 6:09 am

    How do they not realise or care about how embarrassing they all are? I would be mortified to be around any of them. Sloppy and drunk is not a good look on anyone.

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  31. SD says

    June 6, 2020 at 6:16 am

    When Ramona was covering her ears at the dinner, her voice was way worse than Tinsley’s. Tinsley at least knows how to behave properly.

    I hate the fake staged scenes with Luann and her cabaret manager.

    I loved Dorinda’s bright pink dress and fascinator at the tea party, but she needs to stop obsessing about Tinsley’s relationship. Who does she think she is saying that either Tinsley will tell them or she will? Dorinda didn’t announce on camera everything that was going on with her and John.

    Tinsley is the only likeable one of this bunch. I used to be entertained by Sonja, but no more. She was mean at the dinner, and she is too often drunk. Ramona, Sonja, and Luann were terrible at the dinner. The others should have just left them at the bar and ate dinner without them. Probably production wouldn’t let them do that.

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  32. 4paz says

    June 6, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Forced friendships don’t work. This show needs real friends, so we can feel the connections. Tinsley is no one to anyone. She is not a fit. Leah, too. Gosh, I miss Carole and Bethenny.

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  33. Sool says

    June 6, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Sorry. Ramona and Sonja have got to go. Their behavior has been appalling this whole season. So embarrassing. The fact that she has the nerve to judge Leah and claim that Leah’s behavior is of not the “same caliber” as theirs is pathetic. The world is watching you Ramona, shape up or shut up.

    I’d be fine if RHONY was just Tinsley, Leah, Elyse, Luann, and Carole Radziwill.

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