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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion

June 1, 2020 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap ReunionI feel like this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap is going to be a bit difficult. There are an awful lot of people to hear from on the show. Will Andy have a mute button for this group? I wonder if Jenna will have any sort of remorse for her behavior or if she is just going to defend and deflect like she did with Captain Glenn? I usually hate recapping reunions because of all the screaming. But anything is less stressful than what I just watched on the news. We have a madman in the white house. I think he is doing everything he can to claim he can’t be voted out because the country is at war. I’m not kidding. Anyway, I’m a tad late to this, but let’s get started.

The Least Fun Three-way Ever

We start with the Paget, Ciara and Georgia triangle. Ciara says she was not bothered by it. She says she thinks that both Georgia and Paget could have been more respectful. However, she’s not going to fight for someone who doesn’t want her. Georgia keeps rolling her eyes about the entire topic. Georgia’s excuse is that she flirted with all the guys on the boat except for Adam. And she asked Glenn to marry her so she could get a green card. Paget says that working on a boat in confined spaces it is easy to overstep boundaries and that he flirted with Byron a lot. Paget says that he has apologized to Ciara. Enough about this topic. Can we move on?

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I didn’t realize that Chris was not in the mix until after the first break when they Skyped him in. He says he as been doing physical therapy on his back and it is doing better. And just like that he was dismissed. Why? That’s so weird. Then we talk to Parker. He has no regrets. Captain Glenn is very supportive of Parker. Oh! Chris is back. Jenna pretends that all her snarky comments were her attempts befriend Parker. He doesn’t accept that assertion.

Keeping It In The (Bravo) Family

Madison jumps in to say that Jenna’s bullying of others was hurtful. She says that banter among friends is one thing, but bullying for your own amusement is another. Georgia agrees. Jenna deflects by saying she was trying to be inclusive. Jenna is delusional. Madison is heated. She points out that she took Georgia and Ciara swimming and left her behind to “punish her.” Jenna says that any rational person watching that would know that she was joking. I’m fairly rational at the moment (though rationality is fairly fleeting these days) and what I know is that Jenna is a cuntsatchel and intended to hurt Madison’s feelings on a daily basis. Georgia sort of sticks up for Jenna.

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Adam is joined by a dog that Andy asks about and this seems to be a good place to share that Andy had to rehome Wacha because of his aggression toward Ben. At first my cold dark heart broke a bit for Andrew. But then I learned his new home is basically his other home where he stays when Andy travels. So he spends a lot of time there and Andy can still see him.

Apparently, Madison is “talking to” Luke Gulbranson from Summer House. I’m not sure I see that, but okay. I had no idea Captain Glenn had to room with Byron. Ugh. Captain Sandy. It’s not time for me to see her yet.

Inappropriate Relations

Apparently, Andrew thinks we care about Jenna and Adam. He asks Jenna where there relationship stands and she tells him to ask Adam. So he does. Adam starts rambling about “the difficulties of the show.” It seems to me that he is pissed about his edit but says he has no one to blame but himself. He chose to do the show and now he has to live with the consequences. Awwwww poor widdle Adam. Jenna says after the show she moved to San Francisco together. She met his family. They took a road trip in the van to her town in Canada. Then they drove back to California. Then they drove back her her town for Christmas. Jenna says there have been a lot of “complications with the show” and how they are both dealing with that.

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Both of these idiots seem to feel like they are not together because of the backlash against them when season began to air. Pulease. Adam knows the drill. This is not his first rodeo. Jenna was a bully who kept begging a guy for sex all season. How did she think she was going to be received by social media? Jenna is now trying to lie about sleeping with the same guy that Georgia did. Georgia says that Adam seemed to have an idea about how he wanted Jenna to be. But when Jenna was herself, he didn’t like it.

Georgia and Madison both think Adam is bad for Jenna. Ciara says that being a couple on the boat is fine as long you are doing your job and the guests are happy. When Andy asks if Jenna and Adam will get back together one day, Adam tells Andy that is not their business.

Standing Up To The Bully

A viewer asks Jenna why she told on Madison for staying up late with Parker when she was off the clock while you would leave during your shift to nap with Adam? We you setting a good example? Jenna replies by saying that when she would sit on Adam’s lap in the crew mess she was off shift and that was her home and the only place they could be together. Then she said that Ciara and Paget had their own cabin for privacy.  Meanwhile, Madison is breaking her arm raising her hand to rebut this. Probably to mention Jenna spent all her time hunching up on Adam in the galley during her shift.

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Madison said that at the end of the day, she just wanted to sit down and have something to eat without a camera in her face at the end of her shift. And if you recall she would do that and then leave something out for Parker to have to eat with a sweet note. She would then tell him good night and go to bed. Madison is pissed at Georgia after watching the show and seeing that she didn’t have her back with Jenna. Georgia says that she was caught between two women who out ranked her and they both expected her to be on their side. Madison is getting really upset with Georgia for back tracking now.

Jenna And Adam Deserve Each Other

Andy moves on and asks Jenna why she laughed about making Madison cry. She viewer says that she comes off as cruel when she and Adam laughed about punishing and breaking Madison. Which they did. A lot. Andy even said that was tough to watch. Jenna basically says she knows her true character and what was shown on TV really isn’t her. Really? On ever single episode you were a horrible person. How did that accidentally happen to you? Madison tells Jenna she made her live a living hell, Jenna was malicious and hurt her. Madison says Jenna was trying to hurt her and she was trying to break her down. This is true and when she did hurt her she fucking laughed about it with Adam.

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Jenna basically says things would have gone better if she hadn’t spent the whole season trying to get Adam to fuck her.  Then she says that Madison just needs a different Chief Stew. I could not agree more. Jenna is at a loss as to what she could give Madison. How about someone that does their job rather than shit talking her second stew to the cook? Then come the fake fucking tears from Jenna where she swears she has reflected on her behavior. She would “never want bad feelings toward anyone.” EXCEPT WHEN SHE IS LAUGHING WITH ADAM ABOUT BREAKING MADISON. Which she did. And Madison left the boat emotionally broken. Madison doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

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Filed Under: Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tagged With: Adam Glick, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Byron Hissey, Captain Glenn, Captain Glenn Shephard, Ciara Duggan, Georgia Grobler, Jenna MacGillivray, Luke Gulbranson, Madison Stalker, Paget Berry, Parker McBrown., Parsifal III

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  1. Jaime says

    June 1, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    I couldn’t stop staring at Jenna’s saggy boob. Yes I said “boob”. She and Adam rambled on yet answered nothing. Jenna is fake af and completely self absorbed. I think we also saw Georgia’s true colors. Yuck… no class.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 1, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      It was like RHOA reunion all over again with saggy A cups, I agree.

      Reply
    • DawnMammer says

      June 1, 2020 at 11:52 pm

      I noticed the saggy boob right away and kept thinking it must have been the way she was sitting but it was like that the whole time. But she is awful so I don’t feel sorry for her deflated tit.

      Reply
    • rhonda aucock says

      June 2, 2020 at 10:15 am

      Absolutely, 100%. I pray if it comes back for another season that Jenna is NOT on it. Shes a poor excuse for a chief stew. She’s NOTHING but a bully!!

      Reply
  2. LA_in_KY says

    June 1, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    I just went to pour my second glass of wine and I was so distracted by the news and busy thinking about what is happening right now, that I fucking poured milk in my glass instead. I just had to stop and stare at what I just did. Then I laughed uncontrollably like a crazy person.

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    • Floridagirl says

      June 2, 2020 at 2:29 am

      I am right there with you today! This morning I put sugar in my water instead of my coffee and tonight my daughter stopped me from adding milk to my moms champagne instead of O.J.!!
      The compounded stress is truly taking a toll! After having our shop in a downtown historic district closed for 2 months now I have to fear what could happen after I lock up at night.

      Reply
    • Prycer says

      June 4, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      You sound like me when I was wearing my clothes inside out and backwards out in public. All you can do is laugh at yourself. Thank you for sharing and thank you for making me laugh.

      Reply
  3. Buns says

    June 1, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    Ahh. I couldn’t get into this show this season. Not sure if I can stomach the upcoming Below Deck Med season either (something about rich assholes and consumption is not sitting right with me these days).
    I’m sure I’ll binge it later. Lol
    Just popping in to gauge how our dear blogger is doing today.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 2, 2020 at 2:53 am

      Thanks Buns

      Reply
  4. Hihokermit says

    June 2, 2020 at 12:00 am

    Pretty sure I won’t lose any sleep if I don’t have to see Adam and/or Jenna on my screen again.

    Reply
    • Fred says

      June 2, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      Jenna and Adam. God what a clueless duo.
      Georgia, no class what so ever. Don’t care if you flirt with everyone, you don’t try to break up a couple. Sorry Ciara, you should have nipped that hoe right away, and tuned up your boyfriend as well. Adam always seemed like an arrogant know it all but bullying Madison was truly horrible. Stay in your van please, and keep driving

      Reply
  5. SD says

    June 2, 2020 at 4:18 am

    I thought Madison didn’t help her cause any in this reunion. She came off like an over-wrought middle-schooler, constantly rolling her eyes, making exaggerated facial expressions, and complaining that Georgia didn’t have her back enough. Georgia made a fair point that she (Georgia) was the one in the really difficult position because both Jenna and Madison were above her, and she was trying to keep them both happy. The fact that Georgia wasn’t all Team Madison is telling about how things truly were ( as opposed to the greatly abbreviated, manipulated version we see).

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 2, 2020 at 3:43 pm

      I got the feeling that Jenna reached out to Georgia before the reunion and begged her to have her back. Jenna is well aware the most viewers find her obnoxious and have sympathy for Madison. Jenna made it clear that the social media comments about her are getting to her. She seems especially peeved that Madison is being supported.

      Reply
  6. niamh says

    June 2, 2020 at 4:21 am

    Utterly boring.. the best part was the dog!

    Reply
    • Millie says

      June 2, 2020 at 9:26 am

      Yes that dog was sooo adorable!! I just don’t know how the dog doesn’t realize his owner is an immature, cocky asshole!

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 2, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        Dogs don’t care. Banjo manages to overlook my crabby ass. 🙂

        Reply
  7. April Kate says

    June 2, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Jenna deferring every question about their relationship to Adam speaks volumes.

    And, ugh, the saggy boob. Once again desperately trying to entice Adam.

    Reply
  8. Ingrid says

    June 2, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Adam with the dog was so cute, but was he in a barn or something? As much as I cant stand Jenna, Madison came off like such a crabapple, I hope to never see them on the show again. I thought the big difference b/t this reunion and Atlanta (besides the boobs) was how they raised their hands to speak instead of hollering over eachother. I liked that much better, they behaved like proper school children.

    Reply
  9. lou lou de la falaise says

    June 2, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    I was disappointed in the show too. There was just too much water under the bridge and everyone was capital O over it. Maybe it would have been different if they were all together in the clubhouse. Adam did manage a couple of clap backs against King Andy.

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  10. Janet says

    June 2, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    I was surprise Andy didn’t ask how Capt Glenn felt about what he saw. He had to have an opinion about Jenna as chief stew, jumping Adam all the time, begging for sex, treating Madison, helping the stews instead of passing work on to them so she has more hands on time with Adam. Would he ever hire her again or move on to anyone else but her? Glenn only voiced an opinion on Parker. Did he like how Parker was treated? I must have missed it but WHO did Georgia flip off?

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 2, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      I missed Georgia flipping someone off too. Nanette pulled the photos. It must have been on a preview and the clip got cut? Can you show someone flipping the bird on TV these days?

      Reply
  11. Karen says

    June 2, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    The whole Jenna, Adam relationship is weird! He has complete control but is all the division between them really because of the show? I don’t think so. I’m okay with never seeing them again, and by them I mean except for Glenn and Chris. Parker is a twat

    Reply
    • Prycer says

      June 5, 2020 at 2:36 pm

      You had me at “Parker is a twat”!

      Reply
  12. therealdeb says

    June 2, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Jenna is a cunt and just made excuses for her shitty behavior. And you can tell she is still mooning over Adam, barf. I wish we had seen more Byron and capt Glenn.

    Reply
  13. Aud says

    June 2, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    This Reunion was off somehow. Madison could not use her words. Captain Glenn was ignored. Jenna could use her words. Flowers in the Attic couple were cute. Adam was sexy and loved Lexie.

    End times.

    Reply
  14. ~ZZZ~ says

    June 3, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Watching it did make me think a little less of Madison.
    And surprisingly, I liked Paget and Ciara much more.
    Did Adam drug that dog?
    I felt like the dog was a prop.
    Adam likes to act like this chill mature guy, but we all know what happens when he gets mad.
    Jenna did not improve her image, that’s for sure.

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  15. Prycer says

    June 3, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    The reunion sucked balls big time. It had to be the worse reunion that I have watched. It was a waste of time for Chris and Byron to be apart of it. I would of liked to have known whether Chris had the back surgery or not.

    Reply
  16. Prycer says

    June 4, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Thank god I don’t EVER have to hear Jenna’s voice again.

    Reply

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