This seems to have been terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for pretty much everyone. Mine sucked before I was even woken up by Lawn Kid pounding on my door. Does anyone what to buy a teenager? However, I am very much looking forward to this 90 Day Fiance Recap. And I am hoping that the mini tomato pie I have in the oven comes out tasty. I think I have made one before but my sister makes the best ones. We shall see. But as I prepare for this, the world is rioting and continuing to come unglued. I woke up mad as hell at Lawn Kid and pretty much everything else today has fueled the anger. I need to make fun of Baby Love Lisa for a few hours.
As I prepare for this episode, CNN is showing rioting in Santa Monica. I hope you are all safe. There are these cornucopia shaped porches and people are just sitting there watching from the balcony. It’s a blood sport now. Sigh. Stay safe and stay home people.
Varya and Geoffrey
It’s time to wind this season up so we can get to the tell All. Ten hours of the the Tell All unedited “leaked” onto the Internet a couple of weeks ago and I think it’s going to be a good one. According to Starcasm, Mary has also been arrested for attacking her boyfriend from several years ago. So that explains why she doesn’t care that Geoffrey has been accused of being abusive to all eleventy-four of his former wives. Anyway, here we are with Mary showing up at the pool hall where Geoffrey took Varya to meet all of his friends. They are also Mary’s friends.
Varya is pissed. Especially when Geoffrey hugs her and takes her aside to talk to her. Geoffrey is trying to play both sides. Mary cries. Then Varya pulls Mary aside to talk. This should go well. Seeing these two fight over this piece of shit is sad. What is wrong with these women? Varya tells Geoffrey she is not going to put up with this situation and she leaves. Where is she going to go? These two wake up in bed together the next morning. Geoffrey admits to sleeping with Mary the day before he slept with Varya. Varya says she doesn’t want Geoffrey seeing Mary while she is there. Geoffrey wants to have his cake and eat it too. Now Varya wants to marry Geoffrey. So now Geoffrey wants to play hard to get.
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Varya and Geoffrey spend some time with his sons. (The ones who are still alive). Varya and the boys get along fine. Geoffrey takes Varya on a romantic riverboat cruise later that night. Geoffrey professes his undying love for Varya, again. Varya wants another proposal. Geoffrey is the kind of guy who only wants what he can’t have. The night before she leaves, he proposes. She says yes. I don’t understand why Varya can’t come to the US for a visit while the K1 Is in progress. He can either go to her or they could meet in Europe somewhere. Also her engagement ring is on the wrong hand.
Lisa and Usman
In case you have forgotten, Usman’s entire family has driven for hours because Usman is supposed to marry Baby Love Lisa the next day. But, Baby Love Lisa had another childish meltdown in front of her entire family at dinner. So she is in her room pouting. Usman goes after her. I want Usman’s grey ensemble. I like it a lot. And poor beleaguered Usman, desperate to get to America agrees to marry her the next day. He tolerates the requisite makeout session like a champ.
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It’s their wedding day! And the family and witnesses could not look more miserable. Mommy looks suicidal. She skips the reception and so does one of his brothers. Then Usman sings to Baby Love Lisa. Someone needs to tell Usman he can’t sing. Baby Love Lisa heads back to the US. Usman must be so happy for the time away. Baby Love Lisa is not handling the separation well already.
Lana and David
David has been in Ukraine for eight days but has only seen Lana for two of them, as star-crossed lovers do. She still only talks to him on the website. How much is that costing? It appears to be time for the breakup dinner. She looks horrified to be there. They must be paying her a lot for this role. David says he would like to leave the website and start talking to her directly. She agrees. He tells her he is in love with her. Oh I thought he was going to propose right there. But he has purchased a very expensive phone for her so they can communicate. It translates automatically and has video chat. She has an odd reaction. But she pretends she is down with it.
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The private investigator that David fired for “lying” about Lana being on tons of websites under many different names, sent David links to the proof. Of course David still doesn’t believe it. David is getting ready to leave and Lana is too busy baby sitting to meet up with him. David tries to call Lana on his last day there, she doesn’t take his call. As tends to happen with couples who are deeply in love. Lana actually gets paid enough to see David off at the airport at the butt crack of dawn. They kiss goodbye and then David turns around and comes back. He proposes she says Da to the ring. David is so happy. He’s got a long way to fall. 🙁
Rose and Ed
I almost feel sorry for Big Ed. But he did this to himself. In other women who Ed has pissed off news, his daughter Tiffany is not speaking to him. But she has agreed to meet with him to talk things out. Of Course Ed has a neon yellow car. Of course he does. Wait! Is his license tag BIG EDD? Did I see that right? I don’t get why a kid thinks they can tell a parent how to live their life. Why is he apologizing to his kid for his relationship choices? She’s a grown woman. They hug it out.
Stephanie and Erika
Snot-nosed Stephanie is back home. She sure doesn’t seem to be living the high life she tries so hard to project. She lives in Yonkers? NTTAWWT, it’s just she went to a lot of trouble to flash designer clothes in Australia when it was not appropriate. And she seems very snobby. So as it turns out she is just spoiled by her parents who probably eat soup and saltines most nights to pay for her swag. Sigh. I do not care about her coming out to her mom. Because I do not care about her. #TeamErika
Why are we still talking about Darcey? Or Yolanda? WHY? Darcey looks like she has gained ten pounds in her face.
Next week on the Tell All, we find out Rose has a long time GIRLFRIEND. David tries to defend the fact that Lana is still scamming men on websites. Avery and Ash are at each others throats. Tom refuses to be interviewed as long as Avery is on screen?! Stephanie brings her best friend to double team the insults to Erika. Usman wants to get another wife.
I love this shit show so much! It’s such a nice TWO hour break from reality! I haven’t seen any spoilers from the reunion so I can’t wait to watch it.
? I look foward to Sunday nights now. This show is such a ratings power house that E moved KUWTK from Sun to Thurs nights because it couldnt compete with the ratings of 90 Day. Baby Girl, Lisa’s song is stuck in my head.
“Anything you want
I go do for you girl
Baby i go pray for you”
-sojaboy
E! Should move KUWTK right to the garbage can. After Khloe’s stunt with her face and Kylie forging documents to be a pretend billionaire, it’s over.
From your lips to Gods ears… I hope they are finally over.
Hope you are doing alright TT. I have been thinking about you the past two days.
The reason the K1 hasn’t been done for Geoffrey and Varya is because Geoffrey has a lengthy criminal history with respect to domestic violence. Obviously, that doesn’t preclude a visa from being approved. What it does mean is that at Varya’s interview she will be told about his criminal charges including the several domestic violence charges. No doubt he won’t get a visa for her yet or ever.
Oh, and he was still married to the woman who he allegedly beat up and got arrested over.
The hell?! I didn’t know that he was still married. I thought I read that he had also physically abused Varya.
Get the Kid a gift card!
Not sure where to…. Target? Best Buy? Macy’s? ?
Next week is the beginning of 90 Days the Other Way! That one is my favorite!!! But I am excited for the “reunion”. Who knew TLC would be my new go to. Bravo who????
The Other Way was my favorite and what got me sucked in. Honestly I love them all. I am watching the What Now? and the Quarantine one that I think end tomorrow. I could watch this all day erry day.
The quarantine one is good too. I am a new ish viewer so I don’t know everyone from seasons past. It’s interesting to see what each person/couple chooses to share from their day to lives.
I haven’t really gotten into the what now bunch. Though I plan to binge them all one day.
I love pillow talk. I will spend 2 + hours watching the show then the next hour for pillow talk. Aside from The Other Way, that’s my fave.
I can see not getting What Now if you didn’t watch their seasons. People kept pestering me about this show and I felt like I already had enough to do. Then I watched The Other Way and now I am hooked ON IT ALL.
I just binge watched this season because of your recaps. Now I want to go back and watch all the seasons of all the versions of this show!
I am hooked and need the distraction! I’m a little overloaded right now but will comment on the episodes soon!
I’m trying to binge the other seasons too and THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM! LOL. It’s like crack. I’ve stayed up well past dawn to watch “one more episode.”
90 Days the Other Way! That one is also my favorite. So looking forward to this season.
Hey did I just hear right? Spain is Locking Down until JANUARY?
Still allegedly on Lockdown till July and then it will be reviewed as they want tourists.
Some Belguim Prince flew in had a party with 27 people wandered from Madrid to Cordoba on public transport and we have 246 new cases over a 4 day period so that province has now gone back to square one…
The Belguim Royal family had Covid before the Prince flew in on his private jet
Spanish Govt are in a meeting so we are waiting for an update..
I think they will open for certain tourists in July.. Germans as they have cash to splash, unless by July we hit a 2nd wave.
Saturday we where Phase 1, Sunday downgraded to Phase 2. Monday Morning – Upgraded to Phase 1 as every fecker hit the beach yesterday ( we had permission to spend an hour on the beach ) WTF bother ?
Spain worried protesters will be on the march to the US Embassy in support of BLM as the UK/Denmark and Germany did over the weekend without any riots.
Europe is rallying for further protest marches this coming week to put pressure on America.
Who knows what tomorrow may bring?
Oh, I forgot about the plane with 140 passengers that flew from Madrid to Lanzarote, a guy from Madrid broke quarantine, he was attending a funeral in Madrid, got tested for Covid left before getting results.
Spanish Health Organisation contacted plane, said man was positive, 140 passengers plus crew now in quarantine.
Spanish Govt are losing their minds today.
If I am kept in Lockdown till January and you had the tea… Feck Me…that would blow my mind.
I had CNN on in the background and they mentioned Spain and January with regard to the virus. Perhaps it was an extension for tourists? That would be a more likely news event we would hear. We don’t care how long you are on lockdown just when we came 🙂
I remember thinking wait….wha? But I haven’t been to bed yet. I was pissed off all damn day yesterday.
Our first case has been tracked back to January.
I am so looking forward to Madness In Morocco next year.
I know in Poland and some Slavic countries (maybe Russia, not sure, only guessing) people wear engagement and wedding rings on the right hand. So if you noticed Varya had it on the opposite hand that maybe why. It maybe a cultural thing for her, especially if she’s headed back there. Maybe if she was staying here engaged she would wear her ring on the left hand.
I usually stop watching 90 Day an hour in on Sunday Nights so I can watch Killing Eve live. So I missed this part of the episode. This 90 Day group wasn’t so great, but maybe the Tell All will be good.
Ummmm… tomato pie recipe, please and thank you.
Recipe please, TT. :-). I could use a distraction from what’s going on. Helicopters, police and fire sirens blasting all day weekend long and also this morning. I’m afraid to go outside. I hear the National Guard is now here in Philly.
Well I’m kind of one of those “let’s see if this works” kind of cooks. When you are just cooking for yourself, you can be as adventurous as you want. 🙂
It took me a bit to come around to tomato pie because you are cooking with mayonnaise. That kind of grosses me out a bit to be honest. But it works. I kind of read a few recipes and just do it my way.
In general, pies need a crust. I considered using some crusty bread I had, then I Googled crustless tomato pie and there was a recipe for sort of a keto version. And in the end I made a quick butter crust… I think it was 1 1/2 cups of flour, a half a cup of butter and a quarter cup of ice water. You want to chill the flour a bit in the freezer first. cut the butter in until until it’s kind of crumbly/mealy, add the water tablespoon by tablespoon roll it into a ball and chill cover with a bit plastic for four hours or over night or until you can’t stand waiting anymore.
I wasn’t making a whole pie, I used a four inch square glass dish. Once you get your crust in your dish, bake it for a few minutes… maybe 8 at around 400. You are just trying to get the crust slightly brown to help keep it from getting soggy. you can put a tiny bit of grated cheese on crust before browning if you want.
Meanwhile, slice your tomatoes and let them drain on a paper towel for ten of fifteen minutes. .
Take the lightly browned (but still not all the way cooked) pie shell out and add a layer of thinly sliced onions to the bottom. Vidalia is best naturally but all onions are good onion in my book. Then add tomatoes. in a nice layer. Then you want to cover your tomatoes with a mixture of equal parts Dukes mayo, and grated cheese If you have some grated parm (I didn’t) use half parm and half whatever cheese you have to grate. If you have an herb garden ( I do) chop up some basil and a bit of fresh oregano and toss that in to the cheesey/mayo mixture. Put that on top, Or you can just use it as garnish, Or both. For a whole pie you need about a cup and a half of mayo and at least 16 oz of grated cheese. Or you know, more cheese….:)
Put the mixture on top of the tomatoes. Then you can add some decorative tomato slices on top in some pretty sort of way. You don’t need to cover all the mixture.
Reduce your oven temp to 350 and back for 35 to 40 minutes. I know it seems like a long time but going even longer is not a bad idea. Let cool a bit, and eat. And it is even better cold the next day….for breakfast. 🙂
Don’t be afraid to make a crust. It takes like ten minutes or less. You need an INSANE AMOUNT OF BUTTER. Or you could use a premade pie shell, premade pie crust, Or probably something like Pilsbury cresent roll dough… or skip the shell all together and see what happens. Or as I said I thought about using a very crispy baguette.
It’s hard to fuck up something with Duke’s mayo and a shit ton of cheese and onions, tomatoes…. Good Luck!
I want to be there to see that smug look wiped off David’s face. Even if the lie doesn’t show itself at the tell all, please someone with a camera follow him until he is forced to admit it’s all a fraud. That stupid announcement about how no one believed and now she’s “his”. He’s too stupid for words.
Lorelli — my words, exactly!! He’s so deluded…
He is stupid, but is Lorelli saying David knew it was a fraud (like Yolanda who basically made the whole story up) because I think David was really delusional.
I wish David would not say “Hmmmm” when he hugs her. Maybe he doesn’t know the microphone picks it up.
I know!!! Makes him seem like more of a creeper than he is!!
Yeah, that ‘Mmmmm” is nauseating!
Geoffrey and Varya aren’t at the tell all are they? They are also never mentioned on Pillow Talk.
Geoffrey was not invited to the Tell All and Varya decided she didn’t want to do it without him…
I am quite certain I don’t comment enuf considering how vvvv much I enjoy/read yr musings. That said , this is among yr best. And that says a helluva lot. The snark is on point. It’s stellar, TT.
I love a ton of these comments- but *gold* goes to “well, his kids who are still living “ or however you phrased it. Omg. Hahahahaha hah.