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RHOBH Recap: Santa Denise

May 27, 2020 by tamaratattles 107 Comments

So while Kelly Dodd is ordering hydroxychloroquine and drinking bleach (don’t ask if you don’t know YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW how stupid people are who get on these shows) I am planning an illegal escapade to do good for the hood.  The plan was hatched a bit over an hour before I was supposed to recap this show. I mean it is only slightly illegal.  And it will give me something to do rather than cleaning this house. 🙂 Which I never do… Okay  it is time. Even though I have way more important things on my mind.

We are going to Santa Barbara! YAY! I am so sure we will see how beautiful it is. I’m kind of having a bad day. I do not understand why so many police officers want to kill black people. I’m sorry for the political  intervention of this post but… I just can’t take it. I am the unexpected mom of a young black man. He is homeless(ish) he moves from place to place and he works hard cutting yards.   I’m sorry.  I am not doing well with the death of George Floyd. BREATHES and sucks it up. I’m  going to stay on topic.  Sorry. It’s been a scary couple of days for me . I have a young black man I am trying to raise.  I may not have birthed him. But I love him. And I wish I didn’t have to worry about him every second.

So um on to Santa Barbara. This may have to be a talk amongst yourself kind of post. There are more important things going on in my world right now.  These people wilh TVs on the phone or whatever? I am trying to keep a kid alive.

So blah  blah blah… a bunch of rich white women are going to  a fancy house . I am going to have to tap out here and  let you guys comment. I have new ideas and things to work on. So comment below.  In my neighborhood people are hungry and I have  a plan I need to work on.

This doesn’t mean I don’t want to hear all about it. I just am in the middle of something to help my community right now. I’ll be back soon ….soonish. I have things to do.

Oh and I have a had a threesome. Both ways. More than once so calm your tits. IJS

 

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  1. JustJenn says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    I love your relationship with lawn boy. And I agree it’s so sick and scary that people have to worry about being black in public – like it’s some sort of weapon for people to fear. Enough is a fucking nuff.

    Also this episode pissed me right the hell off when Erika implied that Denise’s 14 year old daughter has already had a threesome and not one of the other ladies said a damn word. What a disappointment.

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    • KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

      May 27, 2020 at 10:20 pm

      Afuckingmen to that. I would flip the eff out if one of my “friends” insinuated that my 15 year old had participated in a three way.

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      • 4paz says

        May 28, 2020 at 9:10 am

        Me, too. Erika’s “cunty” side was on parade last night.

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        • tracey barba says

          May 28, 2020 at 4:33 pm

          Both of Erika’s personalities are cunty apparently.

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        • tuatha12 says

          May 28, 2020 at 4:54 pm

          I have enjoyed saying ” cunty” side today in fact it has been my mission to show my “cunty” side today at the town hall.

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    • Elizabeth Rose says

      May 27, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      I adore Erica but don’t enjoy her harsh and slightly bitter side!

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    • mmarybeach1 says

      May 28, 2020 at 1:37 am

      That was just gross, it made Erika look gross, and it made all of the women look gross for not calling Erika out for saying something so outrageous about a 14 year old child! Or maybe screw production for manipulating that entire scene. It was kind of hard to tell.

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      • Wanda says

        May 28, 2020 at 2:04 pm

        And the others all have daughters!!!! Would they like it if she said the same thing about their kids!!!

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    • Kelly says

      May 28, 2020 at 4:39 am

      Erika…the robot who can’t be bothered with actual emotions. Used to like her but she has become insufferable. Comments coming straight outta mom of the year.

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      • Bolders says

        May 29, 2020 at 1:42 am

        I agree – Erika has adopted a drag queen persona to hide the fact she doesn’t have any personality.

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    • ipgal says

      May 28, 2020 at 12:25 pm

      Erika is not enjoyable to watch anymore, she’s too gross. Lisa Renna is always over-acting and hard to watch. I do like to read the recaps and comments on Tamara’s site.

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      • Ms. Charlie says

        May 28, 2020 at 8:18 pm

        I completely agree with you! I’m over Lisa and Erica. Lisa is annoying AF and Erica is just cruel and insufferable! I’m really no longer watching, only “previously on …” .

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      • Ktina says

        May 29, 2020 at 2:19 pm

        I couldn’t believe the comments from the moms of the year, Erika and Rinna. Having a threesome at 14? What? Maybe you did Erika (wouldn’t be surprised) but the thought never crossed my mind at 14. They think Denise is being a hypocrite but she’s not. Your children DO NOT want to hear about those things. It’s gross and they think that YOU are gross. No wonder Rinna ‘s daughters are screwed up. Nothing’s sacred if Rinna can make a buck off of it. I don’t know how Harry stands her.

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  2. OCNJgal says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    I want to her more about TT threesome experience!!! Forget the show recap. What a dumb question Rinna asked Denise about the movie shoot.

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    • Elizabeth Rose says

      May 27, 2020 at 10:31 pm

      I can only hope it was a Kyle-esque, producer-driven Pot Stirrer!

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  3. sarahinthegarden says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    I agree, the murder of George Floyd was beyond despicable. The man was subdued, detained, and cuffed. There was no reason to apply a lethal hold for 5 minutes until his life was slowly snuffed out. I’m pro-police but the officer who kept his knee on George’s neck couldn’t care less what the outcome of his actions was. It was one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.

    As far as RHOBH goes, I’m becoming team Denise. Her response at the party of not wanting her kids and her kid’s friends to hear about threesomes was spontaneous. She didn’t fake it – she really felt that way and said so immediately. None of the women listened to her and kept talking about it. Anyway, now they are all coming for her based upon her past. I think we should respect what mother’s want for their kids. Kyle, Dorit, and Teddi would have a fit if this was a topic of conversation at a party their kids were at.

    I also like Garcelle, but think Dorit is a big troublemaker.

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    • mm says

      May 28, 2020 at 10:44 am

      Those weren’t Police Officers, those were racist thugs and that was a lynching,plain and simple… all encouraged by the BIG ORANGE thug who spews hatred daily, encourages extremism. and has ZERO respect for the office he holds .So incredibly sad, I understand why Tamara is scared silly and worried for her ward(I hope that’s the right term). He’s lucky to have you xxx

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      • Nanette says

        May 28, 2020 at 5:21 pm

        The Giant Orange Thug … as they say, the trickle down principle. When hate is at the peak, lots trickles down.

        He has no shame.

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        • tuatha12 says

          May 28, 2020 at 6:08 pm

          We are just getting the information in regard to George Floyd, I have no words as I am to angry to express myself in a coherent way.

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          • tamaratattles says

            May 28, 2020 at 6:33 pm

            That was my problem yesterday. Right now a United States Attorney is holding a press conference where it sounds like they are saying they will not be pressing charges. At the very least they are not acknowledging that a police officer murdered another black black. She’s talking about latitude when it comes to an officers use of force. NO CHARGES FILED SO FAR. NONE.

            In other news, there was a situation where the cops pulled over a young man for running a stop sign. He pulled in his driveway and got out with his hands up. There were SEVEN cop cars there at one point with guns drawn. One kept screaming at him to show his hands. HIS HANDS WERE ALREADY UP. He laid down on the ground with his arms and legs spread out. He was crying and saying he was scared. There were more than a half a dozen guns points at him. Then his 90 year old grandmother came out. Other family members came out to try to get grandma back in the house. She fell down on the kid prone on the ground grandma is crying the other family members were freaking out. Eventually the cuffed the guy and put in in the back of the car and charged him with RESISTING ARREST. HE WAS NOT RESISTING ANYTHING. He asked several times why they had stopped him. The took forever to tell him it was for running a stop sign. They scared the shit out of an entire family over a stop sign? They drew guns for a stop sign? How can you arrest someone for resisting arrest when you don’t get arrested for a traffic violation and the guy did everything RIGHT! It was respectful and terrified.

            THIS FUCKING INFURIATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!

            I’m going back to my Gordan Ramsey now.

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  4. First time posting longtime fan says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Tamara, I’m personally delighted that you commented on the killing of another black man, and that you understand the fear I’m faced with everyday when my husband and 2 sons leave the house daily. This problem will only get better when people from different races show outrage and speak out on racism when they say it and hear it! This is not just a black problem it’s a human problem and until we all make it platform and speak out against it, we will continue to watch this play out over and over again! So my plea to the other commenters is to not remain silent any longer, and if you already do persuade others to do so!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 28, 2020 at 11:51 am

      Thanks for commenting. I felt bad about going off track (again) but I’m having so much anxiety this week over the news. I try not to watch but it’s everywhere. I am watching that video of the white woman in central park who had her dog off leash illegally. There was a black man in the park bird watching. If I understand correctly dogs were not even supposed to be in that area of the park. The man is a Harvard educated mild mannered guy who was trying to keep her dog from tearing up the plants in that area. Her call to the police about a black man threatening her life was terrifying. She could have gotten him killed. She lost her job, but I think she should be charged with a crime.

      Then last night in MN, there were protests that turned into riots. It’s just a scary world right now and the last few days in particular and I just couldn’t focus on the housewives.

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      • Maria says

        May 28, 2020 at 4:46 pm

        It is always heartbreaking to see the people who are supposed to be the good guys being monsters and abusing their powers. Sadly in every field there are people who aren’t in it for the right reasons.

        I also agree about the dog lady. I was pissed at her. It makes me mad when people let their dogs run lose to begin with but to make a false and endangering report is terrible. She should be charged for false report if anything and required to pay for the time she wasted. If you really feel endangered why would you not put the leash on the dog and walk away instead of antagonizing another human being.

        Seeing protests turn into riots always scares me and makes me worry for all those people. Thanks for being honest about how you feel and not just pretending like these stupid shows matter

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  5. DD says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    I was unsure about Sutton at first but I’m loving her now and Garcelle is my girl! Sutton should have definitely held a diamond over Tedi. Denise Richards is a damn Legend and has been eating these girls up so far this season and I know the best is yet to come.

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    • PamBear says

      May 28, 2020 at 12:42 pm

      I love Sutton too, I don’t know why but I am rooting for her.

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  6. Gabriel Ventura Rodriguez says

    May 27, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    I tell ya these ladies on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are something else.

    Erika, disgusting comment to be made about minors. Have you considered that maybe Denise is actually a REAL loving, caring mother who wants to take care of her kids and try her best to shelter them from certain things too young versus you who pawned yours off so you could go be a stripper?
    Erika shut up quick when Denise showed up because she knows she’d snatched her up.
    Kyle have you considered that Denise being polite knowing you all were loud drunks and she got off of work and wanted to make sure the staff was understandable and not bothered is boring how? Like I love me some Denise, Kyle if anyone is boring it’s you and you’re more annoying drunk.
    You’d think these other women would understand that as people/actresses they don’t want to be typecast for roles they took. We all don’t realize in the moment of growing up what it will be when we grow up.
    Lisa Rinna, you weren’t in jack crack so of course your kids saw your Depends diaper commercial.
    Kyle, I can say I miss your mean girl side and enjoy it however stop trying to come for Denise. You’re just a hater because she’s a more famous Richard’s.
    Erika really? Like who wants to be the type of person to expose their kids to certain things. That’s like saying, “oh I know my kids know about extremist groups and crack but I’d rather they be crackheads and learn extremist behavior from me.” Ugh!!!
    Teddi really? Shush, maybe she said something because she had to come up for air from Kyle’s ass.
    Dorit is doing God’s work by shadingTeddi and that flashback and face she made too lol “I know you have more gun with me than eith Teddi.”
    Lisa, really?!? And yall feel judged that Denise is trying to protect her kids from things knowing she’s so overwhelmed with what she may already be exposed to with Charlie Sheen as their dad.
    All of the other women are being judgemental thinking what they said should have less weight, inappropriate is inappropriate, like ok?
    And Lisa just because you raise your kids one way doesn’t mean it works for others. Yiu would think Kyle would understand granted how upset she was about LVP making that nonsense comment in front of Portia about Mauricio cheating. Kyle just wants to act all “cool” now about Mauricio smoking but was a prude about it when Beandi mentioned it in Amsterdam?
    I’m just laughing about this because these shows are a mental/emotional break from the world.

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    • Prycer says

      May 28, 2020 at 12:28 am

      OMG, you had me at Depends!! I totally forgot about those commercials. I’m sure her daughters were embarrassed by those commercials. I don’t feel right that they are ganging up on Denise. I feel like this is LVP2.0. Glad that Denise is sticking up for herself. I’m not a fan of the gang up. Didn’t Erika blow a fuse when someone mentioned her son a couple of seasons ago?! Talk about being a hypocrite.

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      • Nanette says

        May 28, 2020 at 2:20 am

        Yes. Her GROWN ASS cop son.

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    • Nanette says

      May 28, 2020 at 2:22 am

      This made me laugh, but these are all excellent points. I think they all have selective memories and skewed takes on reality. They are confusing reality with a reality show! Sutton seems the only normal one. (Garcelle wasn’t there, so I can’t JUDGE her.)

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  7. Gabriel Ventura Rodriguez says

    May 27, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    Sorry TT this episode really got me, I needed the break from the world, hope things get better and thank you for all you do.

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  8. Keep it moving says

    May 27, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Ok, there’s a lot of interesting things in this post but I’m not going to comment on any of them. Instead, I’m going to tell you I was watching a TCM movie the other day and this guy Arturo de Cordova was in it. Please google image him. Is it just me or does he remind you of anyone? It’s striking!

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    • Nanette says

      May 27, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      LOFL! Especially the baked-looking photo!

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      • *MissRaider* says

        May 28, 2020 at 1:06 am

        YES!!!!!

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    • MelG says

      May 28, 2020 at 3:53 am

      OMG! He looks like Mauricio!

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    • Janabanana says

      May 28, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      Damn mauricio! Do you think it is a blood relative????

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  9. Sali says

    May 28, 2020 at 12:04 am

    Tamara, I love you. You are a kind soul and you deserve all good things.

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  10. Nicole says

    May 28, 2020 at 12:24 am

    Erika seems like she was the one whos really bothered about the mothering comments ??Denise seemed very honest to me regarding her feelings. And I agree they get enough crap being Charlie Sheen’s daughters they don’t need to be shit talked by a bunch of grown women. Again, Sutton is growing on me and I’m pleasantly surprised! Lol

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  11. Prycer says

    May 28, 2020 at 12:37 am

    So I finally figured out Dorit. She was trying to be best friends with LVP and kept getting bent out of shape with LVP and Kyle’s friendship. Now she is getting bent out of shape with Kyle and Teddie’s friendship. She wants to be BFF’s and she’s not. That’s why her panties are in a knot.

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    • Jaded says

      May 28, 2020 at 5:57 pm

      Was that Dorit or LVP though. LVP always played friends against friends.

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  12. Aud says

    May 28, 2020 at 1:12 am

    TT, I haven’t made it through the episode so not reading the recap and comments until tomorrow. I always forget everything I want to comment or ask by then here lately so just jumping in here before the fog descends.

    I am a Denise fan but would like your thoughts on her outfits lately. I love that she is so down to earth with wearing jeans but noticed even in my near comatose levels of disinterest and zero fucks that the other Housewives are looking fabulous and well, Denise isn’t. I blame NeNe Leakes’ white Tshirt ensemble for this train of thought, but do you think there’s been a change in her fashion due to money troubles or maybe she lost everything in the fire? Don’t get me wrong, she looks great but I think there’s been a change in her stylevto less expensive.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 28, 2020 at 11:33 am

      I feel like Denise has always been a jeans and a t-shirt kind of gal. Remember she got married in a romper… And I think it’s fine. She does what she wants with her money. If I had a ton of money fancy clothes would be the last thing I’d spend it on.

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      • Aud says

        May 28, 2020 at 6:13 pm

        I was hoping you’d say that, thanks! Just didn’t know if I had missed something on her finances. I’m hoping that like my other fave Kandi, that she could buy and sell all of her castmates but the clothes had me confused.

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  13. The Other Shay says

    May 28, 2020 at 1:36 am

    TT, thank you for speaking on the tragedy…I have a son and grandson who I worry about constantly. My husband is a short, light-skinned, “Obama-esq” looking guy, but our son is a huge dark skinned, guy, who works in warehouses, he’s a real gentle giant. He works 3rd shift, and we encourage him to do his shopping when he gets off work at 6am. We are so scared for him. He has two brothers (different father) that have been arrested. I have four AA friends that have lost sons to police violence, it really is an epidemic.

    As for this episode, they are all self-entitled cunt satchels.

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    • Nanette says

      May 28, 2020 at 2:29 am

      I guess I was overly optimistic when I was marching for civil rights that we wouldn’t be living in this world by the 2020s. I understand it’s just a smallISH number of people who feel that way, but one is all it takes. It’s more heinous when the ones we need to worry about wear a badge. I am sorry that you and your sons and grandsons have to think about this — it isn’t fair. But it’s real.

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    • MelG says

      May 28, 2020 at 4:16 am

      I remember some of the Atlanta housewives talking a few yrs ago about worrying about their sons. It stuck with me. I’ve thought about that many times. It’s wrong to have to live in fear like that. I don’t know what the answer is but something has to be done. Instead of cops having to go through counseling AFTER things happen, maybe it needs to be an ongoing requirement of the job. Too many lives have been ended by bad cops. George Zimmerman wasn’t an actual cop. He was told to stay in is car and wait on the cops. He didn’t listen. Trayvon Martin is dead because of the way he looked to Zimmerman. Michael Brown was shot 6x including a kill shot to the head. It didn’t take 6 shots to subdue him! George Floyd was cuffed, face down on the pavement with a knee to his throat. The video shows he wasn’t resisting. Every officer there played a role in that man’s death. It just keeps happening.

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    • Jaded says

      May 28, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      I am so sorry you have that worry. It’s a terrible thing losing a child and it can’t be easy on you worrying all the time. You have my thoughts and prayers with you and your sons.

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  14. Kick says

    May 28, 2020 at 1:46 am

    Here’s something I find hypocritical: when Dorit made assumptions about Erika leading to pantygate (Good God I never thought I’d have to utter those words again), she was offended, claiming Erika Jayne is a persona and she is truly Erika Girardi. So Erika belittling Denise’s upset about the threesome talk because she thought she was at “Wild Thing’s house” had me yelling at my TV. Sure, Denise has a sexy image but that doesn’t mean that’s who she is as a mom or at home. If anyone should get it, it’s Erika.

    They seem to be coming guns blazing for Denise from the start. Did something happen behind the scenes before shooting? Or is it because Denise is the highest paid? Honestly, she was married to Charlie Sheen. She can topple these women with her pinky while half asleep. I’m baffled.

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    • PamBear says

      May 28, 2020 at 8:57 am

      I know Erika is not use to being a mom but I didn’t understand the comments she kept making.

      Regarding “wild things”, I was very very young when that movie came out and my parents didn’t let me watch it and to this day I have never seen it, I’m assuming if I knew my mom was in a movie with full on shenanigans I would want to stay far far away from viewing it.

      Maybe Erika was a fast 14 but that doesn’t mean that’s true for Denise’s children and as a parent we have every right to protect our kids without somebody chiming in, plus how long ago was Wild things ? Does anyone under a certain age care anymore?

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  15. Nanette says

    May 28, 2020 at 2:15 am

    These bitches are too much.

    I say fuck. A lot. I called a young woman a cuntsatchel after she zoomed in and took a parking space two older ladies had been waiting for. Would I say those words in front of a nun? Or a second-grade class? NO! If you walk around a nude beach without clothes but wear clothes to Whole Foods, does that make you a hypocrite. NO!

    Better yet, because Erika has the judgement here … Erika, when you were pole dancing, did you practice your moves in front of your son? Did you walk around in your pasties and G-string when his friends were over? No? Well, then … does that make you a hypocrite? I rest my case.

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    • Navymommy says

      May 28, 2020 at 4:53 am

      Well said Nanette.

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  16. tuatha12 says

    May 28, 2020 at 4:46 am

    What was the point of this episode?

    Everyone of these women needs a lobotomy as they sure as shit don’t have a memory, at least I might be able to see where they are coming from and excuse their behavior.

    Dorit is like Dory ( memory of a goldfish explains problem with accent ) except Nemo was Dory’s BFF.

    Erica needs to scrub her mouth out with soap, total hypocrite.

    Rinna- She now thinks Denise’s kids are free game to quench her growing thirst for that crown.

    Sutton/Garcelle- Run and don’t look back after this season.

    Teddi- Pointless and inane.

    Kyle – What is wrong with you?

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  17. Lisaj says

    May 28, 2020 at 7:15 am

    Erica nearly bit ppls heads off when they barely spoke about her son yet Denise and her kids are fair game? WTF. Kyle you’re mean girl colors are showing. Enough

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  18. PamBear says

    May 28, 2020 at 9:03 am

    I miss Santa Barbra so much, I can’t believe these heifers got a chance to have a private estate to enjoy it and all they talked about was bs.

    I swear vacations are wasted on the rich.

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    • 4paz says

      May 28, 2020 at 9:09 am

      Just like youth is wasted on the young. . .

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  19. thill says

    May 28, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Erika always was a bitch. She tried to hide it with her above-it-all attitude but it’s coming out. Because she is jealous of Denise, who is younger, prettier and way more successful than Erika and her daddy-paid shows and her voice modulated recordings. Shameful to spill that venom on children. Just disgusting.

    The whole episode was boring. Kyle wanted to get even more drunk so she could swing her pony tail and do a few splits. She is a big zero.

    Lisa is a total scheming sleeze who will stoop to anything, including whoring her daughters and their problems on the show for a story line. She couldn’t possibly understand why a mother would have her children’s interests at heart — and is pissed that Denise shows what a pathetic mother Lisa is.

    The others aren’t even worth a comment.t

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    • 8 serena88% says

      May 31, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      Denise is a few months older than Erika, both born in 1971.

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  20. tamaratattles says

    May 28, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Okay, I finally watched the episode. I LIKED IT A LOT! Sure they argued but it wasn’t an all out screaming match. And yet nothing was resolved. Kyle apologized to Denise and Denise was not really ready to receive it. What stuck out to me was RINNA coming for Denise. They have known each other for decades and she should have had Denise’s back and not joined in with the pack of attacking wolves. Sutton also annoyed me when she told Denise she should not have the kids at an adult dinner. Proper Southern etiquette that she likes to spout when it suits her is that you are respectful in someone else’s home and don’t talk like a truck driver in front of children. But overall I really enjoyed the episode despite the gang up on Denise. Which unfortunately happens all season.

    Also, I have discovered a very calming show. Gordon Ramsey has a show on Nat Geo that is sort of similar to Anthony Bourdain’s parts unknown. The second season is about to premiere and I am watching season one on demand now. It’s really good and a great escape from all the troubles in the world.

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    • Nanette says

      May 28, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      I was going to ask you if you had seen that show. I like Ramsey very much — he’s really a lovely man when nit yelling at the cockwomblers posing as chefs on Hell’s Kitchen — but it kind of makes me miss Tony even more. He was such a gifted wordsmith and the way people opened their worlds to him was amazing. I think of him almost every day.

      The special 2-hour episode of 24 Hours to Hell and Back is inspiring. And Jamie from Top Chef (or Top Scallop, as Fabio called her food) makes an appearance.

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    • Jaded says

      May 28, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      Thanks! That sounds like something I would enjoy. I love Gordon Ramsay.

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    • boo says

      May 29, 2020 at 9:41 am

      have you all seen or heard of “somebody feed phil” on netflix? must watch ! the 3rd season is about to start. phil cracks me up!!!

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      • EAG says

        June 1, 2020 at 5:05 pm

        Oh I adore “Somebody Feed Phil”! He’s such a funny, sweet man and I love his video chats with his parents at the end of each episode. Great show.

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  21. lorip says

    May 28, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Erika is gross! What a hipocrite. Gave up her son to become a stripper, yet what she said, in more than one clip was so out of line about Denise’s 14 year old daughter and other daughter. Remember when someone said something about her son and she practically killed them and her pearl clutching when she wasn’t wearing underwear went on the enitre season. Shame on the other women for not calling her out and just sitting there. She is a jealous, miserable person who doesn’t have real friends and is waiting for grandpa to kick off.

    Rinna equally gross – uses her daughters problems as storylines. Proud that they read her book and learned how to give blow jobs at !! years old. Such a s–t stirrer, phoney, horrific person. Mayb her nude, half nude constant dancing and behavor on social media has something to do w/her daughter’s problems??? Not worth her toning down her behavior, even for her children. Great Mom!!!

    Garcelle adding nothing but showing us her great parenting since her divorce! Plus she’s supposed to be a full timer and is never there. Season off to a really lame start and LVP is brought up on every episode!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 28, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      I like Erika and love Rinna but wasn’t fond of their behavior this episode. The over the top hate is unnecessary though.

      Reply
    • Ktina says

      May 29, 2020 at 2:26 pm

      Rinna was a pig in this episode. If they’re going to do it, they might as well be good at it? WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those girls probably wish they had a real mom

      Reply
  22. BeetsWhy says

    May 28, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    If you were to take out all the rehashing in this episode you would be left with Kyle running all over her house in a trench coat and two kids jumping off the balcony at the restaurant.

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  23. MelG says

    May 28, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    This probably won’t be well received but I kinda get how the other ladies feel that Denise is being hypocritical. I rewatched the BBQ episode to see if I was remembering correctly. The dinner starts and they are talking about what a busy first year Denise & Aaron have had when Denise says “he let himself go.” Dorit questions Denise about the comment and Denise says “I’m joking, he still has a big penis and muscles.” No, talking once again about Aaron’s big penis isn’t a threesome, but she was unfiltered so I do see where the others feel like pick a lane, clean dinner talk or penis dinner talk.

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    • Nanette says

      May 28, 2020 at 5:40 pm

      The difference is there were NO CHILDREN at the BBQ!

      Denise was also being respectful of the OTHER kids there. Say she did talk about sex in front of her kids — NOT saying she does — she recognizes that other people may not want that talk in front of their kids. That’s a concept the others are missing.

      How would Kyle feel if Erika talked like that in front of Portia?

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      • MelG says

        May 28, 2020 at 7:30 pm

        I’m not following you. I’m talking about the pizza oven dinner. Denise is the one who brought up Aaron’s penis with the kids there. They begging talking about the year Denisa & Aaron have had (this was at Denise’s). She said he left himself GI. Dorit thought she was serious, she tells Dorit she was joking that he “still has a big penis and muscles.” Denise opened the door to that kind of talk.

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        • MelG says

          May 28, 2020 at 7:31 pm

          *began not begging

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          • MelG says

            May 28, 2020 at 7:33 pm

            *go not GI
            DAMN! I can’t type anything today.

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            • tamaratattles says

              May 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm

              Welcome to my world. 🙂

        • Nanette says

          May 28, 2020 at 9:06 pm

          I thought you meant the bbq on the ladies trip. Sorry.

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          • MelG says

            May 28, 2020 at 10:30 pm

            It’s ok. I wasn’t very clear. All the fights, I mean dinners, run together anyway.

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            • Nanette says

              May 29, 2020 at 1:02 pm

              Not to mention that since the third episode it’s FUCKING DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

              I wish these wealthy women would take a page from the Married to Medicine (Atlanta) cast. On their trips, they all pitch in to provide health education and medical services to the low-income residents of the locales they visit. A few hours of their time is a valuable asset to these countries.

  24. Tam says

    May 28, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    I am totally Team Denise at this point. She may have taken some sexy roles when younger in her career, but she has dealt with Charlie Sheen, adopted a child with special needs, taken care of Charlie Sheen’s kids from his 2nd marriage when their mom was in rehab, and generally wants to protect her children, as most parents do. She is hardworking, and much more successful than most of the women on RHOBH. I would not be at all surprised if this is her last season. I also get that in reality shows there must be conflict and endless discussion of “feelings hurt” but it is too much. I may truly be over all of the real housewives shows.

    And what is is with Rinna asking about how it was shooting a threesome? She was on a soap opera for years, where there is many sex scenes!

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    • vickie80 says

      May 31, 2020 at 6:25 am

      #teamdenise

      Reply
  25. Nanette says

    May 28, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    I just thought of this one.

    How would Rinna like it if one of the ladies — or Aaron — asked THE HUSBAND, aka Harry Hamlin, what it was like acting sex scenes as a gay man for a role?

    She also should know what it’s like when people assign parts of a CHARACTER an actor plays to their real self. Harry Hamlin’s career took a pretty big hit after that part, and gay rumors persisted for YEARS afterward. Non-actors may be given some leeway, but as a fellow actor, who is married to an actor, she SHOULD know better.

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  26. Cheryle says

    May 28, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    COMMENT REMOVED BY ADMIN (COMMENTING RULES VIOLATION) AND JUST PLAIN STUPIDITY.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 28, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      Cherlye, I don’t know what you are smoking but Denise isn’t making anything even REMOTELY close to 3 million a season. And there are No three year pickups. The contracts are all five year OPTIONS not five year contracts. Denise make 10K an episode. And Kyle is the richest person on the show. And the highest paid.

      Please refresh yourself on the commenting rules. https://tamaratattles.com/commenting-rules/ Because these things you are saying are ABSURD.Even Nene doesn’t make three million a season. Even Nene doesn’t make three million a season… until next year.

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      • Cheryle says

        May 28, 2020 at 11:18 pm

        COMMENT REMOVED BY ADMIN (COMMENTING RULES VIOLATION) AND JUST PLAIN STUPIDITY.

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        • Cheryle says

          May 28, 2020 at 11:23 pm

          COMMENT REMOVED BY ADMIN (COMMENTING RULES VIOLATION) AND JUST PLAIN STUPIDITY.

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          • Cheryle says

            May 28, 2020 at 11:30 pm

            COMMENT REMOVED BY ADMIN (COMMENTING RULES VIOLATION) AND JUST PLAIN STUPIDITY.

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            • Cheryle says

              May 28, 2020 at 11:41 pm

              I know Andy is not the producer but he has mentioned on his radio show that the timing was never right for her but he was trying to persuade her to consider coming on the show. for a long time.

            • tamaratattles says

              May 29, 2020 at 2:37 pm

              I KNOW! And please read the commenting rules and stop posting bullshit that you read “on google.” It’s UTTER BULLSHIT. Denis makes 10K per episode.

  27. Gingerella says

    May 28, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    While I don’t consider Denise a saint, and think she has certainly exposed enough of herself before and during RHOBH…these women need to back off. If those conversations happened in front of Kyle’a kids, guaranteed she would have a fit about exposing her precious daughters to such filthy talk. Kyle’s daughters are spoiled and useless in my opinion. At least that’s the way they’re portrayed on tv. Your kid can’t even do her own laundry by college. But it’s okay to be trashy because Denise had a threesome in a movie and was married to a guy who paid for hookers? That’s not right. I think the women are being real cowards about it, especially spinster Rinna. Used to enjoy her. Now she’s thirsty for drama and just a gross old lady. I can see where the divide begins among the group this season. I feel a bit sorry for Denise currently, that may change.

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    • Nanette says

      May 28, 2020 at 6:22 pm

      I feel sad for Denise, but not sorry. She LIVES what she believes. She is grounded and not mean. The others (not the new ones) PITY THE FOOLS!

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      • Gingerella says

        May 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm

        You’re right. That’s probably a better way of saying it. Thanks.

        Reply
  28. Nanette says

    May 28, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    I’m seeing more things related to the latest killing. An online knit-designer friend is again featuring her pattern for Black Lives Matter hat.

    This breaks my heart.

    Every time I see a mixed race couple, I think “we won.”

    When I see a mixed race child, I think “love beat hate, we won!”

    It’s pathetic that some have to think instead of “we won,” “we better run.”

    I didn’t think we would have a black president in my lifetime, but I did think we would be further along on the hate scale. I was happy to be wrong about the first, pissed and sad to be wrong about the second.

    It’s kind of fitting that this topic is running in the RHOBH recap. Both are about bad intentions, intolerance and hate.

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    • MelG says

      May 28, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      I cried when I watched Obama’s inauguration. I had chill bumps. I just felt like “damn look how far we have come…FINALLY.” This w/George Floyd makes me sick. It just keeps happening. I’m sorry about the violent protests but understand too because right now I just want to break something, scream, shave my head. I really wasn’t in agreement w/Kappernick because I just feel a certain way about the flag & the national anthem because I family that has served, but I’ve been seeing the meme of Kappernick taking a knee beside the officer with his knee suffocating the life out of a handcuffed man, subdued, face down, not struggling or resisting and I feel like yea there has to be some kind of protest. This has to stop! Americans need to unite against this.

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      • Emily W says

        May 28, 2020 at 10:00 pm

        <3 to crying over the Obama inauguration– both of them, tbh. The first was historic, monumental. The second cemented it as legacy. What a blessing to America.

        It makes me sick that after all the police brutality murders before Mr. George Floyd… that his perpetrators felt emboldened enough to… It just doesn't compute with this Canadian. I just don't understand how it keeps getting worse when it's already so bad?

        Kappernick will be able to look himself in the eye, every day of his life. I understand the confusion/murkiness around the flag/Stars & Bars. I applaud him for taking a knee, a sign of respect in so many corners of the world– as a recovering Catholic, I immediately related it to genuflecting. Maintaining a sign of respect for those who served, while still holding his head up. I hope I can be 1/100,000th so forthright. He has real Sisu.

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    • tuatha12 says

      May 28, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      I do not have a strong enough grasp on American politics however I do feel that Trump has slowly and deliberately destroyed anything and everything that Obama had implemented.

      What is happening in America over the last few weeks is blowing my mind between the crazy lady in the park and the polite bird watcher, the young man out jogging branded a thief and shot and now George Floyd. The guy on AGT – WTF!! over 35 years in prison.

      Sacking the crazy lady from her job is not the solution that will just fuel her hate.

      Why do I get the feeling that cops are given a quota list of black people to harass, book and arrest for nothing, feck up their lives, their families lives for what.. a bigger fecking budget because they are reaching their monthly targets.

      My family are mixed by religion and countries Southern/Northern Ireland and we had to leave in the 70’s

      If you looked through the Northern Irish papers for a job in the 70’s the majority of the time it would say ” No Blacks” No Dogs” “No Catholics ”

      There have been so many changes in Ireland since then however the “hate brigade” are genetically indoctrinated, however Thankfully they are now a minority.

      Southern Ireland has a gay Taoiseach – ( President ) which I never thought I would see in my lifetime in a Catholic Country that gives me hope for the future that “love will beat hate and we will have a United Ireland…In My Lifetime….Fingers, Eyes and Toes crossed and YES – Black lives do matter – In fact more today than any other time as that fecking virus loves BAME

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      • sarahinthegarden says

        May 29, 2020 at 5:58 am

        And imagine if the polite bird watcher (Christian Cooper) hadn’t have recorded what transpired. Where would he be now? Probably arrested for the false claims made against him. And where would the George Floyd case be if bystanders hadn’t have recorded what transpired there too? Isn’t that a scary commentary on society – that everything has to be recorded in order for the truth to be exposed.

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    • LA_in_KY says

      May 29, 2020 at 8:44 am

      I never thought I would see a black president in my lifetime, and I am 37. The fact that Donald Trump is now our president kinda takes away everything Obama accomplished. A lot of my husband’s family low key hate Obama, but they will only talk about it when someone else brings it up. They see me as an extreme liberal because I once said when asked I was pro choice. It’s funny because I have been a registered independent for over ten years.

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  29. Aud says

    May 28, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Team Sutton, Teddi and Denise now – thanks fucked up show. Kyle has been over reacting because she can’t believe “they” are turning on her after the LVP take down. I am so sad that she isn’t reading the tea leaves correctly and missing the opportunity of bonding/siding with Denise. Which would also, by the way, would be the RIGHT thing to do. I’ve always been a Kyle fan, minus the way she did not take up for Kim, but she just seems to be too happy for my comfort to slam Denise in an effort to please the other She-Bitches.

    Fuck guilt ridden Ericka and teach your daughters how to give head Rinna. If I ask you to calm your tits til the kids get through the buffet line, those tits better be zen STAT!

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  30. Nanette says

    May 29, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Update: Minneapolis cop charged with third-degree Murder in death of George Floyd.

    Reply
  31. kimmy says

    May 29, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Thank God Trump is trying to slowly and deliberately destroy everything and anything Obama had implemented.

    Reply
  32. kimmy says

    May 29, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    All “NEW” faces on Beverly Hills. Wow…. Dorit’s lips! I really can’t with them anymore. Every word said to each other becomes a multi episode drama. The only ones I even like anymore are Denise and Sutton!

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  33. KK says

    May 29, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    VOTE November 3, PLEASE!

    If you are not registered to vote, register now.

    Reply
  34. Lokie says

    May 30, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Lisa Rinna started out the show saying that the dog got into her mother’s pills and that, if the dogs dies, oh well, it’s not her fault. That is exactly the kind of person she is, being flippant, not caring about the matter at hand, only whether it is her fault. Just like with her daughters. She’s more concerned about being blamed for how they turned out than helping them. She’s too busy trying to be cool than to be an authority figure in their life. She pats herself on the back for providing them with instructions on the best way to give a BJ. She spins everything to make herself look good. Life is easy that way because then you don’t have to deal with hard work to resolve difficult problems. And the white eye shadow and the pink eye shadow in her interviews looked gimmicky
    Denise. I was surprised to hear her say Eloise picked out the diamond ice sculpture. When I first saw that sculpture at her party, I noticed it was a diamond and a diamond is the theme of the RHOBH group. Bet production ordered it not Eloise. I like how Denise dresses. It’s practical. Comfortable. Do these ladies get glammed up when they are not filming or is it all for the show? Sutton never should have mentioned to Denise that next time, don’t have her children at a party. Seriously? That’s her family and it was an outdoor event in their yard. The ladies should have the decency not to hold certain conversations within earshot of children. Anywhere. It has nothing to do with Happy Endings or hookers. It’s common sense.
    I’ve lost a lot of respect for Kyle. She’s turned into, or she’s now revealing, that she is just another of those Bravolebrities that react to being hurt by lashing out and trying to return the hurt. She needs to learn how to deal with conflict maturely. It was really mean of her to tell Erika that she doesn’t have any good friends. That’s not for her to judge. Dorit is way off base if she thinks that if two people visit a counselor together that it’s couple’s counseling. Couple’s counseling is when two people are trying to work on issues that they have with each other. Teddi and Kyle merely tried relaxation techniques together to address anxiety in their life not with each other.
    Erika. Enough posted about the threesome. tacky and not funny.

    LuAnn was right about one thing, money can’t buy you class.

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  35. Alyn says

    May 31, 2020 at 4:22 am

    Kyle is giving me Reza deja vu, in that I must be the center of attention and won’t take any accountability for my actions kinda way.

    I was here for Erika UNTIL she “said what she said”. It’s disappointing that she hasn’t apologized even after the episode aired. Correct me if I’m wrong, in this case I really want to be wrong

    Rinna really tried it with Denise who had the patience of Job at the final super (dinner but you know sticking with the biblical references). She’s doing what she does, hustling for a check even if it cost her a friendship. I still love Lois.

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    • Alyn says

      May 31, 2020 at 5:09 am

      *** last super, which was also final lol

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      • Alyn says

        May 31, 2020 at 5:13 am

        *** supper, (it’s late/early, my brain has left the building like Elvis)

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  36. Alexander Supertramp says

    June 1, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    This was the worst recap I’ve ever read. We read this to escape real-life shit. If you are going to make it like every other post on FB (nothing but political, racism stuff), then maybe you shouldn’t be writing for this particular outlet.

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 1, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      I Own this particular outlet. So go die in a fire.

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      • KendraWatchesMuchTv says

        June 1, 2020 at 11:47 pm

        He should drink bleach and lick windows.

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    • KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

      June 1, 2020 at 11:46 pm

      I hope you’re licking windows dick!

      Reply
    • Kipper says

      June 2, 2020 at 12:19 am

      Wow! Somebody didn’t read the rules!

      Luv u TT!

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