It’s time for the final Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the season. I have to say while I hated Jenna and Adam, I thought it was a good first season. I love Captain Glenn and all the female crew other than Jenna. Well, Georgia was kind of a relationship disrupter, but other than that she was fine. The scenery was beautiful and there was plenty of food porn. I guess we have Below Deck Med up next to love forward to. I’m not sure how to feel about that. I think Captain Sandy spends way to much time criticizing the female crew and flirting with the male crew. But the ads are setting this up to be “the season of women bosses. So we shall see.
We are going to start with Billy’s luggage being searched for coke. He seems normal today so perhaps it is all gone. Of course he flatly denies bringing coke on the bought and quickly agrees to have his cabin searched. While Billy is really cool about it at first, he’s super pissed about it afterward. He wants to know who the two crew members are.
Sidenote: I thought someone was knocking on the door so I grabbed a weapon or six. As it turns out, some fool seems to think Memorial Day is either a fireworks holiday, or a shoot guys into the air holiday. Charming. Banjo is losing his mind.
With the guests all pissed, Madison is single-handedly saving the day by getting them all drunk. Well, except for Billy who is having a fucking tantrum. Then Byron and Paget race each other in a mini-regatta for the viewing pleasure of the guests. Both had difficulties with their sail boats, but Paget managed to pull out the win. The guests seem to enjoy it. It’s time for a gold party! Which was basically a gold dinner.
Georgia Is Relentless!
It’s the last day of charter and the guests will be leaving soon. It’s also Ciara’s birthday. I really think all she wants for her birthday is for Georgia to pack her knives and go. Once the guests are gone the crew orders takeout. While the stews are eating, Jenna is her usual obnoxious self. Georgia finally says that Jenna bullied them all season. Good for her. Madison speaks up and says it was scary for her to go to the galley by herself because she knew she was going to be attacked.
For some dumb reason, Georgia feels the need to tell Ciara that she has feelings for Paget.On her birthday. WHY? What purpose does that serve? Is she planning to ride off into the sunset with him and start singing in pubs with him? Ciara basically ignores it and tells her that she made that abundantly obvious. And also that she doesn’t consider her a threat. Then, later at dinner, Georgia serenades Paget again in front of the whole group with her stupid song. And Paget is eating it up.
The next day everyone makes their departures and of course Georgia makes one more desperate play for Paget. Who does that? Adam and Jenna leave together. Ciara even gives Georgia a hug when she leaves. It ends with Adam and Jenna living in a pop up van somewhere making hot dogs. Sigh. Will there be a reunion to catch us all up?