So I wasn’t planing on posting at all about 90 Day Fiancé AND THEN LANA SHOWED UP! SHE IS A REAL PERSON AND THE PERSON IN THE PHOTO? I don’t think anyone saw that coming! I guess production found her and she wanted to be on TV. Dayum! David’s old photos are hot! Who knew? She obviously uses a lot of filters on her photos and has bad teeth. She is also VERY shady in her talking heads. I guess the reason they could not speak on the phone is they don’t speak the same language.
She likes him! I knew he said was very happy online recently. COULD THIS WORK? I really want this for David. The preview leads to he not liking that he hired an ivestigator.
YOU IN DANGER GIRL!
Meanwhile Geoffrey the predator is back in Knoxville. Varya turned down his proposal and yet she still texts him constantly. I was so hoping she would just walk away from this. The whole set up was for him to get with Mary. Mary is a fool who deserves him. Varya needs to fish again. I can’t believe production still films this moron. Mary has to know about the string of abusive relationships and the kid who died on his watch. She wants to marry him. Men literally can’t be alone for five minutes.
Production apparently flew Varya to Knoxville. Because why not? I am sort of furious with production for putting this predator on the air in the first place. And couldn’t Varya have GOOGLED his name? Varya! You need to dodge the bullet! But she has changed her mind and wants to marry him. Meanwhile he is apparently living with Mary. And there it ends.
Ed and Rose & Avery and Ash Are Both Tragic In Different Ways
I feel bad for Ed getting dumped but he needs to understand that if you date a young woman they are probably going to want have kids.
Hopefully, Avery gets some brains in her head and dumps Ash. At the moment, Ash and Avery have decided to fly back and forth and not apply for the K1 visa. She needs to find another guy. There were producer placed rocks for skipping. Avery is falling in love with Taj. Ash is a total dog.
Stephanie & Erika And Lisa & Erika Are Doomed
Stephanie is an entitled bitch from a rich family who always gets her way. Erika deserves so much better. The good news is that Erika came out to her parents and they were fine with it.
Lisa and Usman are just ridiculous. She wants dick and he wants to be in America. Just admit to that and get on with things. Lisa has no clue about cultural differences. If she expects to wear the pants in the relationship, she is purchasing a man from the wrong country. I would totally marry Usman. On the other hand, I don’t want Lisa to end up alone. That’s a hard thing that I know from experience.
This is one of those shows I never want to end. I want to watch this all day everyday in quarantine. I love that it is coming on again tonight, I think.
I love this show. I watch every iteration (except the quarantine monstrosity).
I almost died when Lana actually showed up! Along with filters she also shaved about 10 years off of her actual age. Maybe 15.
I also love this show! I look forward to it all week, it’s been the best thing about quarantine so far:
The neck never lies!
I think this show is terrible but watch all the versions of it including pillow talk where they talk about the episode I’ve already watched. Anyway, conspiracy theory: I think production got someone at the website/agency to promise Lana would show up this time before they put David back on a plane. She was too shy before but now in front of cameras changed her mind? He flew back and forth from Russia within weeks? Production wanted this meeting on camera and made it happen. I definitely believe there is some sort of middle man in the Ukraine. Anyway, glad to have a place to chat about it!
Even if we didn’t know what we already know about Geoffrey, his behavior when she turned down his proposal is a major red flag. Even he admits she didn’t just say no, she said not yet. He had just told her about his criminal past and her family was telling her to run – of course she needed to take some time to process all of that. For him to just walk away and treat her the way he did when she didn’t immediately fawn all over him when he proposed is very telling.
Lana sooooo doesn’t want to be there with David.
And I am sad the pillow talk episode for tonight’s show doesn’t come on until tomorrow night. 🙁
I almost like Pillow Talk more than the who itself! David and Annie are hilarious together, and he is far wittier than I would have expected.
Stephanie is somehow the worst person on this show. She is traveling home without a mask, even though she could die! And she expected Erika to show up at the airport after she has treated her horribly the entire trip.
I agree, I hope Avery leaves Ash. At first I thought it was a cultural difference but Ash is strange and super emotional over silly things. He doesn’t like Avery disagreeing with him on anything. And he gets pouty as if every slight wounds him deeply.
I love how Lana chooses to not answer any of the hard questions. This show is just too much!
I don’t have sympathy for Ed after he lied to Rose more than once. How ridiculous to travel that far when he is a skittish traveler and was ambivalent about being a father to Prince, never mind other children. Avery and Ash are equally clueless in thinking something can work when they both have young children. How do you let it get that far? And how in the world is David suddenly coming out on top of this whole group? That is the wildest twist ever! My whole family is completely caught up in his story. Sadly for me, they talk through Lisa & Usman (Sojaboy!). I cannot get over Lisa starting fights with his family. Zero self-awareness!!! She’ll get him over here and be responsible for him, and women in the U.S. will be throwing themselves at him, already having learned he’s decent guy from watching him on TV. Who wouldn’t want to rescue Usman from the crazy b**ch Lisa? This whole mess is reality gold!!
Lisa is an awful human being. Usman just wants a green card.
Does Ash support himself as a life coach? He lives with his brother. I’m thinking he doesn’t earn much from that and uses it to meet women and get laid or maybe they pay him for it. Avery needs to find someone else.
Lana doesn’t seem to be into David and David is sort of creepy. She is paid to show up by TLC I think otherwise she wouldn’t be there. He calls her his girlfriend but he is her client who pays to speak to her on the dating site. I really don’t see Lana living in an RV with David traveling around America. Not at all what she wants.
Ed is a dick. He misled Rose about his height , lying to her about it and he knew she wanted kids. He insulted her repeatedly on camera. He seems to think he is a great catch! It says a lot that she would rather live in abject poverty than be with him.
Varya is beautiful and needs to run as fast as she can away from Geoffrey. Let Mary be his punching bag as she seems intent on doing as she has known him for years and understands what she is getting herself into. It pisses me off that TLC put Varya in danger with this man. Now , of course, he won’t hit her with the cameras there but what happens when they are gone? Run Varya Run!
The mega surprise appearance of Lana is why I emailed you, TT. I never believed she was real. It was such a shock to see that she is actually the person in her photo. But she is clearly an experienced gold digger, and all she wants from David is money and gifts. A real grifter that one. I think Varya is my favorite on this show. She’s smart (not about men obviously), straightforward, and honest and she has a good command of the English language. How is it that she speaks English so well, and Lana speaks English not at all? Avery seems very cold to me. Very unemotional. While Ash is all emotion and cute, but shallow. My second favorite on the show is Rose. Another one who is very honest and straightforward. I admire her conviction and that she walked away from Ed. Lisa is a true bitch. I hope Usman leaves her at the altar. She is abusive and it won’t get better for Usman. He should run. Thanks for recapping TT!
I think the reason that Lana does not speak English is because coming to the United States is not her goal and it is Varya’s goal. I think that it is Lana’s job to keep these desperate men talking to her online to make money for the dating company she works for. I’m guessing that she gets paid a commission based on how much they spend. I also think that it is never her intention to meet the guys she talks to and, as someone else mentioned, she was paid by production to meet David.
So glad you are recapping these 90 Day shows. Your insights are spot on! Maybe Ash and Lisa should get together or Lisa and Geoffrey (no visa needed) like a wife swap — Lol