Calm your tits. I only WISH I needed straight edged razor blades for that. Sadly, this is not 1983 and my heart could barely take it then. There are just some things I need to um cut off. And single edged razor blades are hard to find. I know I have a pack around here SOMEWHERE.
In other news, my bathroom sink is fucking TIRED from all the handwashing and is refusing to drain as fast as I wash my hands like a neurotic fool. People keep coming to my door! Most are people I know. They are not wearing masks. I do not open the door. Speaking of, sorry if you asked for masks and didn’t get them. My commenter who makes the masks had a big order and it all got very complicated for me. I’ve since asked that she make several for the people in my neighborhood. Today, a very elderly person went for a walk with a cane and no mask so I plan to run out into the street like a crazy person and give them away. I’ll probably shout WEAR A FUCKING MASK! But, still that makes me a good Samaritan, right?
In other news, I finally made it off the couch today to check on my tomato plants. my red cherry tomatoes had like a billion. I gave some to Lawn Kid who loves tomatoes. He’s probably going to give me the coronavirus. His mother works in an old people facility and he lives with whoever will let him spend the night. I try to socially distance but he doesn’t quite get it. It’s all I can do not to hug him.
So someone asked for an open forum… so here you go. Let’s try not to make it too much about death and condolences. Anyone got anything positive to share? I’ll start. I won’t make it a spoiler but I watched The Challenge a bit ago, it is one of my favorite shows and I have super crush on Jordan Wiseley and may or may not have followed him and commented. I am not the comment on the famous people site kind of gal. But DAMN he is hot AF.