Only if you are on the back seat. The only fist fight I ever had in my life was for the back seat. Andrea’s brother had to come pick up her bloody ass. #Winning
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming , Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running . Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets ? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder, you’re bundled up now wait til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture . The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the waters getting warmer so you might as well swim . MY WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS?
Are there ANY night owls around? I want to drunk post. Corona isolation has me isolated, and I’m a confirmed extrovert. I wanna vent!!!! Who’s awake????
As of today we can start eating at restaurants, going to the gym and getting hair cuts here in Oregon. Don’t think i’ll be doing any of those things any time soon.
OMG did i mention I drunk tweeted the new major of my adjacent city where I can not vote insisted he open the geriatric pool and pretty much told him my imaginary gay husband could buy and sell him? It was kind of bad but he sent me a very nice email today saying that he can’t do that because our idiot governor says all of us high risk old fucks have to stay home until May 31. And hot lesbian life guard called me back to say it would prolly not be until June 12. I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO WORK OUT MORE THAN WHEN I CANNOT WORK OUT.
And as the asshole brother would say…. you were doing so good… What happened? Really What happened?Jaysus. What happened was so bad that my CHURCH who I’ve only been to sporadically since I joined when I was ten was calling me to see if I was okay and I was a sobbing mess. When did you call? Sorry drunken tangent.
Please everyone stop You All can do this. You are tough.
Going to tell you something I had not intended to share. Do not add condolences, I know people care. Use my words as energy to continue on.
Water is not good with this virus, find report and read it.
Your life could be so much worse. My first born died in his sleep Monday. He was a civil engineer project manager and known for his smile. . He died from a stomach bleed should had been corrected by a simple surgery. He told no one he had been throwing up blood for over a month, except his Thai wife. She said she did not know this was serious.
He went to doctors prior, he wasn’t hard headed but his insurance had been cut bc not working.
Over 200 people friends have contacted me. Nothing is as bad as grown men with families, firemen, coaches, teachers construction men bar owners crying so hard their phones had to be snot slabs.
A woman said you will need a cathedral for his services so many will want to come. His smile and the loss of hope at age 42 is snuffed out.
Get on and be thankful.
I’m allowed 10 ppl but they are staying open for 6 hours to allow 10 ppl at a time to rotate though.
Please use this to adjust attitudes, be grateful, smile at the sun, you have a future.
I know.
CaliPatti – words are fucking useless at times like this. I am so so sorry. May his memory be for a blessing.
Have the services now, yes… but in the Jewish tradition there is an unveiling of the tombstone after a full year of grieving (and other rituals in that year – I’m not a Jew, but grew up with my bestie and have participated in a lot of life events including the deaths of her beloved parents/my second set of parents).
I only bring this up because when my friend’s son died by suicide he and his wife found enormous comfort in his son’s friends and the memorial service (which had to be held at the local community college’s theater.) I would hate for this fucking pandemic to deny you that comfort.
sarahinthegardensays
Deepest condolences. That’s devastating to hear. I’m so sorry for the loss of your son.
Amandasays
Yes thank you Tamara for posting Howard sterns comment although I could do without the hens.. but I do appreciate their “views”…
Howard is spot on.
My loser baby daddy is one of the many trumpers and it’s disgusting and terrifying to fear their reason. The more people like Stern that come out against this fucking lunatic the better!!!! Wishing you all the love T!! ❤️
My asshole brother is a Trumper. I never judge him. I never get the chance. He is always judging everyone else. And you know saying racist things and being a totally dipshit. But he LOVES himself and his Porshe collection. So I don’t feel bad for thinking he is an entire douchebag.
I so feel badly for you TT I would go ballistic if my brother was like that. I would probably try to re-program him if I could. Can’t stand the guy, his entire family, they all make me ill.
I was once in a restaurant with him and the waitress was black and he was using the N word. I thought I might die. I rode with him and could not flee. He’s really horrible.
I’m really done trying to make siblings a thing, And my sister is always saying things like, ” I don’t understand why you don’t think your siblings love you.” Um maybe because I am so fucking much closer to some dude on the Internet than you?
You can not reprogram a Trumper. it would go against their social structure and require them to deep think.
A president with a fan base. OMG you know he never expected to be elected. Did not really want the job, he wanted his Apprentice rating to go up.
You would be surprised how many of us have brothers who are Trumpsters. That’s why he got elected. I’m from liberal No Cal, and I get texts at all hours from my brother- he sits on you tube watching fake news and conspiracy bs. He sends me inspirational messages about how heads are gonna roll, and that Fauci should be hung at sunrise. Then he goes grocery shopping and tends his tomatoes. Living in crazy times. It takes everything I have to be civil. I do much better when I tell myself he is mentally ill and can’t help it.
He’s all like you may be drunk and in despair. I CANNOT TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS. Um, okay. It’s literally my last choice of people to call when I am drunk and in despair. My mistake. Sometimes I forget you are not an asshole.
Maybe a better response would be, “I know you have bad panic attacks in the best of times. I hope you can get back to those times when you were working out and not drinking and doing all the right things. I will take a few moments out of my womanizing ways and thinking I am God’s gift to woman and collecting Porshes to say, it going to be okay. I love you. We will get through this and BTW do you need anything? Can I send you a Porshe or a bag of ice ? ” I mean that would be the sort of answer I was hoping for, but I KNOW NOT TO EXPECT IT SO WHY DO I TRY?
He is constantly working on his rental houses or his garage for Porshes and when he get bored he calls his sisters. We all hate having to endure this. Or he will be driving somewhere and be bored and want to talk for hours.
But a drunk dial from his sister who is terrified is something he cannot bear.
Calipattisays
There is a large Republican base in No Cal and in many small town rural Calif. plus desert area. Oh let’s not forget Orange County.
I’m in Monterey county and we have ours here but they are outnumbered.
If FOX continues to buy radio and television stations the Republican agenda will continue spreading.
Hope you remember and watch for what I just wrote. I’m old so it won’t be my problem but even the smallest Fox affiliate has their news rules. Watch plus only support Rep candidates
Well, I might as well add in too. My father in law that passed last month was a Trumper, a black one at that. Because he is an African American man that lived through horrible segregation in South Georgia I would never openly disagree with him. He lectured me at length two years ago because he said Trump was great for women and I made a face. It was not on purpose, I just didn’t realize how far down the rabbit whole he was. He also believed he was better off than other African Americans because he did things the right way. The hypocrisy was strong.??But I can tell you that the word on Mama Joyce’s streets was that he scammed a lot of people to get those millions. Meanwhile, my mom’s family is old black money and they will vote Republican but not Trump.
I just can’t process this comment along with my family members who are old people and racists who also think he is great.I am mystified by the dumb people.
Oh and I LOVE The View. I am worried about why Meghan is not there. I’m a reformed republican who really appreciates her view, I hope everything is okay with her baby,
I also love Meghan. But I super dislike Howard Stern. I just remember being a teenager and my family finally getting a satellite dish in the late 90’s. And watching him throw bologna at women so they could win breast implants. And I have listened to his show much more recently and I hate how he always asked people about their sex life. He disgusted me at the age of 17 and I can’t change my mind about a man being gross with women.
I do agree with his statement. I just can’t with him.
Yeah well, even assholes like me have a moment of clarity. 🙂 I agree is he kind of a misogynistic asshhole but even morons like us have the occasional voices of reason.
And some of closest gay best friends are ride and die for Howard. It’s only two people. But I only know like four people that I am not related to so half of my friends will ride for Howard.
Oh I love her too! It’s hard being an independent in this day and age.The “Republicans”are embarrassing the fuck out of us. I am ashamed they are all sucking Trump asshole. He is NOT a Republican.
Havent watched today’s episode yet (Chris Christie).
Sounds like it might be a good one.
I like Megan McCain too although she gives me anxiety at times. As weird as it sounds I feel a kinship with her
b/c my mother died of the same type of cancer her dad had.
I’m so sorry for your loss. My mother died before I could get to her pretty much. It must be terrible to have a mom that died of cancer. My sister died of cancer and was a total bitch. You know all the people with great attitudes they show on TV? She was not like that at all. She was a pure cunt for months. Must be genetic?
Also if I get cancer, what will they do with me? I have no insurance.
atlyjacksonsays
I was also very happy to hear it, even though I am a canadian I have been living in fear ever since Trumpy decided to run, I have become obsessed with getting this idiot out of the white house, If there was something I could do trust me I’d be across the border and doing it. He needs to go, if only his base would get it, Howard is right nobody from his base would ever be allowed to step foot into Mar a lago so what does that tell them, I just don’t think they want to hear it. He has mishandled this entire pandemic horrendously and as always he will go down in the history of all presidents that let this pandemic kill so many people, I know how he always wants his thoughts and ideas to be the first, to go down into history, trust me Donny boy you are going to be in the books, but isn’t going to be pretty. I wish we could get him out sooner, like something happens and he has no choice but to step down, that would be such a gift to us all. Imagine never having to listen to him, or to look at that face, or that hair ever again….. those days will be coming for sure.
Also yes I am an isolated night owl, I don’t go to sleep til the birds start singing and that’s around 5am. here in Ontario of course.
Welcome to what is referred to as the second shift here my friend. 🙂 I feel like he will be reelected. I apolgize for how many fucktards vote in this country. The best thing he has done is suggesting we all drink or inject bleach. That could kill off a lot of his voters.
I wish all the males in my house would go to sleep so I can sit up alone, drink wine, and finish watching Drag Race. While are all these dudes still awake?!
I think they are all finally asleep. But I have also pissed my husband off that he had gone to bed. He is super stressed out because he is a restaurant manager and all the restaurants are about to reopen next week. And I keep him up too late. I also wash all your clothes, clean your house, pick up after you, make dinner every night, wipe the sink after you dirty it up, keep my legs shaved in hopes we can bang out when the kids are asleep, etc. I am about to take over the driver position of the struggle bus. Choo choo motherfuckers.
I tell my husband all the timw if (when) he dies, I’m going to become a celebate lesbian. Or have a house with my version of the “Golden Girls.” #ImRose
I’m shooting for above the waist lesbian. I’ll make out with you and you can touch my tits but I have been unfortunately CELIBATE CELIBATE for years now and don’t give a crap about all that. Now let’s cuddle.
I just don’t have the energy for sex anymore. I barely remember it. I fucked pretty much everyone in the world when I was young and hot, I don’t regret, The last guy had sex with was some Romanian guy who made me by breakfast after, Or maybe he bought breakfast, I was not in the mood for breakfast but it was the only way to make him go away, I do not reccomend Romanian breakfasts. I do recommend sex with a Romanian though.
I mean, i would not mind it. But vacation sex with strangers is the best sex. Less complicated. I have applied to renew my passport right at the very beginning of this and they are all like, Really? You waited to do this in a pandemic and you can’t go anywhere anyway. Sit your dumbass down and we will get back to you if we do not all die and they let us come back to work.
LA_in_KYsays
Immediately after typing that, I realized that I needed to go to bed. I was on the cusp of losing it, and I am proud of myself for somehow finding the self awareness to force myself to go to bed. Today has been a better day.
look I know people want to tell us to stop crying, drinking, smoking ourselves to death. But do what you need to do. I feel like most of us are fucked up, sleeping weird, drinking weird (wine is sometimes breakfast here) smoking weird…. There is no flight plan for this mission. We are doing what we have to do. So… hang tight. No judgement. I’ve got your back no matter what you need to do. xo ~tt
LA_in_KYsays
Thanks TT. I just poured some wine so I might be back soon. I really do the best I can, considering I have two young boys to take care of and entertain all day. And my 18 month is a freaking heathen of a child. Sometimes I do cry for no reason. Everyone had a bath last night so I consider that a win.
I just need you to clean all the things. I will have the occasional shipments of fancy things. And sometimes meat. So on the one hand you will live a fancy life, but on the other hand it’s still the ghetto. Sorry.
OK, we can be above the waist cuddle buddies, I’m down. Rose always had that kind DL freakness about her. Be my Dorothy. Now, we could have a gay husband cast in the Dorothy role. I’m progressive in that manner.
I was trying to be boujee and by my likkor in bottles…..it’s much easier to feed my habit in the boxed wine sectiomn. Section/ DAMMIT. Maybe I do need AA LOLOLOLOLO
BLACK BOX merlot is so much better than the fancy shit I ordered. But for that you have to go to the grocery store with the great unwashed. Did I mention a couple of months ago I was working out at the old people place, not drink and eating healthyI kin foods? I kind of thought the “water walking” shit was stupid and then I bought all sorts of swimsuits in February (which was hard to do), yoga mats, yoga pants… and I was all good. I just need my therapy pool back now. It’s sort of an amazing thing. And people were literally cheering my treadmill game. I AM GOING TO WIN MY CATEGORY in the next 5K you muther fuckers! But for now, I am stuck whining here and getting emails about AA. Le sigh.
I bought all new sh!t in January to do yoga and meditation, and lasted one visit. I sat next to the oldest woman in the room and she smoked my as$ in those poses.
And I’ve been trying to get my portly buttocks to walk around my neighborhood, but *ahem* the rain has keep me from doing so.
I am the spring chicken at the old folks home. I did yoga for a bit several years (decades?) ago. I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE THE YOUNG COOL CHICK IN THE YOGA ROOM.
I could not even do child pose properly and that is what you look forward to at the end. HOW CAN YOU NOT DO CHILD POSE? Meanwhile all the old bitties are doing everything perfectly and the teacher just keeps on going past the hour.
There is one thing I am very good at. Lotus position. I am sitting in it right now it is just sort of how I sit. So every session with the old folks I am some sort of wunderkin with the lotus thing. I wanted to say it was all about my whorish ways of getting pounded, but I DO TRY TO BE APPROPRIATE SOMETIMES. The last thing I need is to be kicked out of the old folks center. But it is coming.
I didn’t drink when my mom died, when I got laid off, when I had two difficult moves and when I had to move in to the PooPooPeePeePalace (with cat, dog, and HUMAN poop and pee). I didn’t drink when I could hardly walk. Nor did I drink when Trump was voted POTUS. BUT the REAL test will be if Trump is re-elected.
In my fridge, I have a can of Gummy Worms Chewy Pale Ale. I got it for an IG post. Also Cynamon and Gingerbread vodka, Apple Pie Moonshine, dry sherry, red and white wine — all for cooking. A bottle of rose in a pretty bottle and an unopened bottle of Muscato that The Fiancée won at Drag Queen Bingo 3 years ago. If I have any of those left in November, I may have The Fiancée lock them away. Just in case he cheats again and wins.
I don’t drink for like three months or so usually during Lentil. (shut up, it’s a think click on the little FT on the link bank above. But I was Lentiling before Lentil season and doing so good. I’m honestly not sure my liver can hold out for when the fuck every the theray pool opens. And I will go if it opens tomorrow. It;s only like less than ten people in the old people stew. My hot lesbian girlfriend lifeguard says there are more people in the morning. Because old people. I really planned to get up early in the morning and make coffee and read the newspaper with my husband. Boy was that vision wrong. Are there still newspapers? or husbands?
*faints at “old people stew* TT, please don’t have me burning through my poise pads this early in the evening. And newspapers are like having pagers these days. I have a husband & I had a newspaper….both can be overrated. LOL TT, would you be my Dorothy in my “Golden Girls” house? I’m Rose. We just need a slut….ahem, a Blanche, and a Sophia.
#CastingCall
Also, I’d like to tell you all to GO DIE IN A FIRE! Because apparently that causes trauma and pandemonium. Oh and hate sites. I forgot about those. I think this is a young people problem GDIAF has been a thing since the Internets began and my imaginary gay husband was five. BUT LET US ALL CLUTCH OUR PEARLS.
um, okay Howard, like you have a great track record of treating the ‘great unwashed’ well. like you really helped out your besties (artie lange) and employees (remember his sound engineer of 20 years whose wife was dying and Howard froze him out and never offered one fucking dime to help out?). easy to be a rich asshole living in your very own ivory tower to try a diss another rich asshole. it’s not a good look.
and that whole ‘i don’t hate trump i hate the people who follow him’ – go fuck yourself howard. how is that helping?
his privilege and entitlement is tired and lame. he is completely tonedeaf – bye loser
Well I used to be on another site where everyone was an asshole. So all of the clutching of pearls here is weird to me. Even in my family we are all very aggressive. So GDIAF is kinda the same as LOL to me. Different Internet cultures I guess. But I will continue to use GDIAF and just have people here who get me. I guess it is like GO TO HELL! Um, it’s a reaction. No one is trying to send anyone to hell. GDIAF is the internet nondenominational version of go to hell. It’s just really not a big deal. But I have old people here and this may be one of their first sites. Which fine but I shall continue to tell people that piss me of to GDIAF! #SorryNotSorry
Oh and the cat ladies still have hate sites about me I heard during all of this. LOL. How they can do that when they only have one taco for and entire week…. lol I was such a sucker. Right before all that shit went down I went in for my “fake hernia surgery” I was trying to help the one taco a week I am so poor get her cable back on. She was so far behind with Time Warner that they told me they were selling to another company and I should just wait it out a few weeks. Then I come back to all manor of attacks. I was offline because the reader who kindly took me to the hospital (again my loving family was unavailable) and let me recover there somehow didn’t know her login info. So I came home to CRAZYPANTS.
Thanks for the back story. Sorry you had to go through all that BS especially after trying to help. I was new back then and had no idea what was going on but found it disturbingly entertaining
I agree but despite my tenancies to tell people to GDIAF. I may or may not try to help some people out here. Even while about going into surgery. I was literally trying to pay cat girl bills in case I died. So imagine my surprise that I am somehow trying to milk you all out of money and running some sort of scam and….. I forget what all. It was a lot. I mean I run a website. It ain’t easy. I will have to go deal with hackers before I go to bed. My ad agency is freaking out because no one is reading here and they want to put up more ads. The hackers have all lost their minds. I have to update things and allow OR MOSTLY NOT add new commenters who want to send me to Jesus or AA or their favorite psychic who can help me find a man, or tell me I such for not being a nice person to you all, or what the fuck ever. There is a lot to do around here.
So I really appreciate y’all that stick around and let me have a little fun at three am with no judgment.
Enough Howard Stern followers got Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf onto the People list of Most Beautiful People, 1998. The votes edged out Leonardo DiCaprio and George Clooney, among others. In 2017, his followers (maybe along with Indian voters) were instrumental in keeping Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol into seventh place — long after he would have lasted based on talent.
There are estimates of between hundreds of thousands to 2 million listeners. He had 20 million in his peak. Perhaps The Donald should take this seriously.
I guess we should go to bed now. I could not be bothered to update the Southern Charm post until now. It seems the KILL FEE ( I love this term, it is right up there with GDIAF) is so high that Bravo will prolly let the shit show go on according to my source. But they may just be misreading it, because, ALL OF THE INTERESTING PEOPLE HAVE QUIT. Kathryn is trying her best to lose custody of her kids and I don’t even care about that anymore. If the entire season is of Craig making pillows? I WOULD WATCH THAT. But it is going to be drunk/high skeevy Shep. So it’s a no from me, dawg.
Also, Last year my account did my taxes and the IRS sent me a notice saying YOU DID NOT PAY 321.06 dollars from your taxes PAY US NOW OR GO TO TAX JAIL. So what I am thinking is to just send them a random among of money and let them do that again. I am over playing the PAY A BUNCH OF MORONS TO TELL US HOW MUCH YOU OWE US AND THEN LET US TELL ME HOW WRONG THEY WERE sort of thing. I also would like to send the government who is issuing stimulus checks a tutorial on Revenue versus INCOME.
“I am the spring chicken at the old folks home. I did yoga for a bit several years (decades?) ago. I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE THE YOUNG COOL CHICK IN THE YOGA ROOM.”
My drunk as$ ran out of replys again…..yes, you’ve given my ass the remedial course….#IWasOnTheShortBus, they said it’s a “processing disorder,” too late to fix sh!t now…
And I thought I was the hottest thang in the class….till that octogenarian showed me out. I was the only person in my class that had to do my poses in a chair. Cuz, remedial.
Thank you night shift! Well done and many thumbs up for the good reads!!!!
While you were typing in the wee hours, I was dreaming (note, this dream does not represent my awake self, except the parts were I’m a lovely person). So the dream…
I had sex with Ben from Below Deck three times (once in a very naughty way?). I can report that his accent is cute, his apartment is large and messy, kind of like a giant college dorm room, and he has roommates that are there but not there. Anyway, I decided to break it off when Cheryl, a friend from high school that I haven’t seen in 35 years , told me she had real feelings for him. I told her no problem and I would “back all the way out” (that’s lovely me?). odd phrase but it’s what I told her and she was released. She clearly loved him. He took me to a fast food restaurant that didn’t have food but did have McDonald’s style booths. I was going to break off the assignation there (one of the last two words contains a hint about the naughty sex- clutch pearls! ?) but he took me to a booth that had two 17ish year old girls. They were his daughters. He wanted me to meet his daughters! I couldn’t break it off then!! Not because I cared that he clearly loved me more than poor Cheryl, but because witnesses. Anyway, I wouldn’t sit down, not because I was sore from the naughty. It was my way of being loyal to Cheryl.
As for Howard Stern, yes!!!!!! Please let this be your calling. That video gave me hope. The honey badger video gave me several ? moments. More from that guy????
TT, does rereading old posts help you? Been around a while (several years pre cat fight) and read a lot(!) of the old stuff but never read the Jodie Arenus (?) stuff that got you started. I didn’t follow that story in the news at all. I’m not a trial person but I’m intrigued by how intrigued you were with it.
looks like I missed some great conversations while my ambien took hold last night. I was never more shocked to see a headline on this site than this one, TT. I thought you hated Howard.
I have been a superfan since I think 1983. I do turn it off when it gets too misogynistic, but it hasnt been like that for a long time. He is old, he is set in his ways, he drinks hot water every day and hangs out with Jerry Seinfeld. He is a different guy, he has matured. He and his wife (moreover his wife) have rescued thousands of animals from shelters, roadsides, ill animals, have a particular affinity for blind cats, and they get them adopted out (aside from the 6 of their own).
we dont know what other charities he endorses but that is his own damn business. If stuff goes on behind the scenes of the show, so be it, that’s what happens in a SHOW.
Yes they are gross, there is a ton of 4th grade humor, but they feel like family to me, esp when I was commuting 3 hours a day.
Howard was never a Trump fan as a President, but this covid stuff has him furious. Being my husband is still in a coma after 8 weeks due to covid I can understand the vitriol. (and I am terrified every day)
TT, if u threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say “Thank You For Being A Friend “!!
Ok, I’m drunk now and pissed that I missed the drunk posting. It’s got outside so I’m Really drunk. Never liked Howard, but liked this statement. I’m bisexual, so I want to be in the mix!!! And I don’t love that far away from TT. I’m cool with above the waist. And I drink and smoke! I can be Sofia!!! She’s the slutty one right?
Going to get some more Tequila and Pepsi. And water.
I love this family!!!????
Who the he’ll said you can’t send me wine??? Hell ship me Yago Sangria!!! I told you I’d email you my address, but your email is overflowing???
I love you??
You totally need to get your dumbass here for the late night drunken postings. I’d totally flirt with you tonight but I have been up since 4 am. I am trying to hang on a little longer and maybe be back on normal people time.
Thank you Howard – half way. You should hate Trump. He’s the one waking around without a mask on, balking at the doctors and scientists who keep stressing we need to wear one to keep each other safe. People look for him to lead and, sadly, many follow the example he sets. He calls the pandemic a hoax, ignoring the growing daily deaths and has the nerve to blame the numbers on TESTING. The fuck is wrong with him? The he praises Wisconsin who opened their bars and strip clubs on a whim without any precautions in place. It’s a cop out to blame the voters when the main problem is the idiot in the White House.
i have a feeling there will be a tweet in the near future calling Howard Stern a hack, a third rate radio host that only reports fake news. It’s Cheetos MO so I am sure it’s coming
Hey now!
Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a Rockstar.
Truly I am. lol I am just on the struggle bus right now about the whole, Get the show on get paid part.
I am also on the struggle bus. We are probably sitting across from each other.
Only if you are on the back seat. The only fist fight I ever had in my life was for the back seat. Andrea’s brother had to come pick up her bloody ass. #Winning
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming , Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running . Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets ? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder, you’re bundled up now wait til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture . The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the waters getting warmer so you might as well swim . MY WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS?
Reminds me of a Leonard Cohen verse
Exactly what I want to say. THANK YOU HOWARD STERN. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Thank you for posting this. He’s a wonderful interviewer and his book is quite compelling.
If I had a uterus, eggs, Fallopian tubs…..and whatever else procreation requires….uh, where was I going with this????? #HowardSternIsABoss
Wait you don’t have a uterus? even I have a uterus.
They scooped my azz like I was Baskin Robbins
Are there ANY night owls around? I want to drunk post. Corona isolation has me isolated, and I’m a confirmed extrovert. I wanna vent!!!! Who’s awake????
…isolation has me isolated…..yeah, I’m tipsy…..
you can ALWAYS count on me form drunk comments. I’m really good at them actually.
I learned from you *hic*
Me awake
Jenn!!!! Where you at?
I’m in ny but I decided to go outside and look at the moon ??♀️
Wide awake in the Pacific NW
What up LucyLoo! I’m in Ohio!
As of today we can start eating at restaurants, going to the gym and getting hair cuts here in Oregon. Don’t think i’ll be doing any of those things any time soon.
OMG did i mention I drunk tweeted the new major of my adjacent city where I can not vote insisted he open the geriatric pool and pretty much told him my imaginary gay husband could buy and sell him? It was kind of bad but he sent me a very nice email today saying that he can’t do that because our idiot governor says all of us high risk old fucks have to stay home until May 31. And hot lesbian life guard called me back to say it would prolly not be until June 12. I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO WORK OUT MORE THAN WHEN I CANNOT WORK OUT.
And as the asshole brother would say…. you were doing so good… What happened? Really What happened?Jaysus. What happened was so bad that my CHURCH who I’ve only been to sporadically since I joined when I was ten was calling me to see if I was okay and I was a sobbing mess. When did you call? Sorry drunken tangent.
You are going to have to do better than that Jen, This is the night shift, 🙂
I got distracted. Moon plus other stuff and comfortable lounge chair outside. Lol it was like reliving my 20’s but quarantined and single
Please everyone stop You All can do this. You are tough.
Going to tell you something I had not intended to share. Do not add condolences, I know people care. Use my words as energy to continue on.
Water is not good with this virus, find report and read it.
Your life could be so much worse. My first born died in his sleep Monday. He was a civil engineer project manager and known for his smile. . He died from a stomach bleed should had been corrected by a simple surgery. He told no one he had been throwing up blood for over a month, except his Thai wife. She said she did not know this was serious.
He went to doctors prior, he wasn’t hard headed but his insurance had been cut bc not working.
Over 200 people friends have contacted me. Nothing is as bad as grown men with families, firemen, coaches, teachers construction men bar owners crying so hard their phones had to be snot slabs.
A woman said you will need a cathedral for his services so many will want to come. His smile and the loss of hope at age 42 is snuffed out.
Get on and be thankful.
I’m allowed 10 ppl but they are staying open for 6 hours to allow 10 ppl at a time to rotate though.
Please use this to adjust attitudes, be grateful, smile at the sun, you have a future.
I know.
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CaliPatti – words are fucking useless at times like this. I am so so sorry. May his memory be for a blessing.
Have the services now, yes… but in the Jewish tradition there is an unveiling of the tombstone after a full year of grieving (and other rituals in that year – I’m not a Jew, but grew up with my bestie and have participated in a lot of life events including the deaths of her beloved parents/my second set of parents).
I only bring this up because when my friend’s son died by suicide he and his wife found enormous comfort in his son’s friends and the memorial service (which had to be held at the local community college’s theater.) I would hate for this fucking pandemic to deny you that comfort.
Deepest condolences. That’s devastating to hear. I’m so sorry for the loss of your son.
Yes thank you Tamara for posting Howard sterns comment although I could do without the hens.. but I do appreciate their “views”…
Howard is spot on.
My loser baby daddy is one of the many trumpers and it’s disgusting and terrifying to fear their reason. The more people like Stern that come out against this fucking lunatic the better!!!! Wishing you all the love T!! ❤️
#TeamTamaraTattles
My asshole brother is a Trumper. I never judge him. I never get the chance. He is always judging everyone else. And you know saying racist things and being a totally dipshit. But he LOVES himself and his Porshe collection. So I don’t feel bad for thinking he is an entire douchebag.
I so feel badly for you TT I would go ballistic if my brother was like that. I would probably try to re-program him if I could. Can’t stand the guy, his entire family, they all make me ill.
I was once in a restaurant with him and the waitress was black and he was using the N word. I thought I might die. I rode with him and could not flee. He’s really horrible.
I’m really done trying to make siblings a thing, And my sister is always saying things like, ” I don’t understand why you don’t think your siblings love you.” Um maybe because I am so fucking much closer to some dude on the Internet than you?
I no longer speak to my Trump supporting sister. She think she’s wonderful and I think they’re both idiots.
Hey good looking. I love you lots and think of you often. Do you need anything? I can send you a kidney but not part of my liver…. xoxoxooxo
Um are we still drunk posting?
I’m here & drunk as heeyul…..
You can not reprogram a Trumper. it would go against their social structure and require them to deep think.
A president with a fan base. OMG you know he never expected to be elected. Did not really want the job, he wanted his Apprentice rating to go up.
Autocrat + spud= dicktater. Basic math.
You would be surprised how many of us have brothers who are Trumpsters. That’s why he got elected. I’m from liberal No Cal, and I get texts at all hours from my brother- he sits on you tube watching fake news and conspiracy bs. He sends me inspirational messages about how heads are gonna roll, and that Fauci should be hung at sunrise. Then he goes grocery shopping and tends his tomatoes. Living in crazy times. It takes everything I have to be civil. I do much better when I tell myself he is mentally ill and can’t help it.
My thing is, if you can’t drunk dial your Trumpster brother during a pandemic… WHO THE FUCK CAN YOU CALL? Oh yeah, Nanette and my fiancee.
He’s all like you may be drunk and in despair. I CANNOT TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS. Um, okay. It’s literally my last choice of people to call when I am drunk and in despair. My mistake. Sometimes I forget you are not an asshole.
Maybe a better response would be, “I know you have bad panic attacks in the best of times. I hope you can get back to those times when you were working out and not drinking and doing all the right things. I will take a few moments out of my womanizing ways and thinking I am God’s gift to woman and collecting Porshes to say, it going to be okay. I love you. We will get through this and BTW do you need anything? Can I send you a Porshe or a bag of ice ? ” I mean that would be the sort of answer I was hoping for, but I KNOW NOT TO EXPECT IT SO WHY DO I TRY?
He is constantly working on his rental houses or his garage for Porshes and when he get bored he calls his sisters. We all hate having to endure this. Or he will be driving somewhere and be bored and want to talk for hours.
But a drunk dial from his sister who is terrified is something he cannot bear.
There is a large Republican base in No Cal and in many small town rural Calif. plus desert area. Oh let’s not forget Orange County.
I’m in Monterey county and we have ours here but they are outnumbered.
If FOX continues to buy radio and television stations the Republican agenda will continue spreading.
Hope you remember and watch for what I just wrote. I’m old so it won’t be my problem but even the smallest Fox affiliate has their news rules. Watch plus only support Rep candidates
Well, I might as well add in too. My father in law that passed last month was a Trumper, a black one at that. Because he is an African American man that lived through horrible segregation in South Georgia I would never openly disagree with him. He lectured me at length two years ago because he said Trump was great for women and I made a face. It was not on purpose, I just didn’t realize how far down the rabbit whole he was. He also believed he was better off than other African Americans because he did things the right way. The hypocrisy was strong.??But I can tell you that the word on Mama Joyce’s streets was that he scammed a lot of people to get those millions. Meanwhile, my mom’s family is old black money and they will vote Republican but not Trump.
I just can’t process this comment along with my family members who are old people and racists who also think he is great.I am mystified by the dumb people.
Oh and I LOVE The View. I am worried about why Meghan is not there. I’m a reformed republican who really appreciates her view, I hope everything is okay with her baby,
I also love Meghan. But I super dislike Howard Stern. I just remember being a teenager and my family finally getting a satellite dish in the late 90’s. And watching him throw bologna at women so they could win breast implants. And I have listened to his show much more recently and I hate how he always asked people about their sex life. He disgusted me at the age of 17 and I can’t change my mind about a man being gross with women.
I do agree with his statement. I just can’t with him.
Yeah well, even assholes like me have a moment of clarity. 🙂 I agree is he kind of a misogynistic asshhole but even morons like us have the occasional voices of reason.
And some of closest gay best friends are ride and die for Howard. It’s only two people. But I only know like four people that I am not related to so half of my friends will ride for Howard.
I love the at home version of The View….less interruptions.
I also love Ana Navarro.
Oh I love her too! It’s hard being an independent in this day and age.The “Republicans”are embarrassing the fuck out of us. I am ashamed they are all sucking Trump asshole. He is NOT a Republican.
Havent watched today’s episode yet (Chris Christie).
Sounds like it might be a good one.
I like Megan McCain too although she gives me anxiety at times. As weird as it sounds I feel a kinship with her
b/c my mother died of the same type of cancer her dad had.
I’m so sorry for your loss. My mother died before I could get to her pretty much. It must be terrible to have a mom that died of cancer. My sister died of cancer and was a total bitch. You know all the people with great attitudes they show on TV? She was not like that at all. She was a pure cunt for months. Must be genetic?
Also if I get cancer, what will they do with me? I have no insurance.
I was also very happy to hear it, even though I am a canadian I have been living in fear ever since Trumpy decided to run, I have become obsessed with getting this idiot out of the white house, If there was something I could do trust me I’d be across the border and doing it. He needs to go, if only his base would get it, Howard is right nobody from his base would ever be allowed to step foot into Mar a lago so what does that tell them, I just don’t think they want to hear it. He has mishandled this entire pandemic horrendously and as always he will go down in the history of all presidents that let this pandemic kill so many people, I know how he always wants his thoughts and ideas to be the first, to go down into history, trust me Donny boy you are going to be in the books, but isn’t going to be pretty. I wish we could get him out sooner, like something happens and he has no choice but to step down, that would be such a gift to us all. Imagine never having to listen to him, or to look at that face, or that hair ever again….. those days will be coming for sure.
Also yes I am an isolated night owl, I don’t go to sleep til the birds start singing and that’s around 5am. here in Ontario of course.
Welcome to what is referred to as the second shift here my friend. 🙂 I feel like he will be reelected. I apolgize for how many fucktards vote in this country. The best thing he has done is suggesting we all drink or inject bleach. That could kill off a lot of his voters.
I would vote for Banjo before Trump. #ImAYankeeByAccident
Well Banjo is on death’s door and male… so FUCK he should be running.
I mean people LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS when I tell someone to GDIAF a common Internet thing, But Trump is the Goddamn president?
Thank you.
I wish all the males in my house would go to sleep so I can sit up alone, drink wine, and finish watching Drag Race. While are all these dudes still awake?!
LA! How the hell are ya? You don’t know me, but feel like I know you!
I think they are all finally asleep. But I have also pissed my husband off that he had gone to bed. He is super stressed out because he is a restaurant manager and all the restaurants are about to reopen next week. And I keep him up too late. I also wash all your clothes, clean your house, pick up after you, make dinner every night, wipe the sink after you dirty it up, keep my legs shaved in hopes we can bang out when the kids are asleep, etc. I am about to take over the driver position of the struggle bus. Choo choo motherfuckers.
So can you divorce him and marry me? I kind of need a wife. Also The Other Shay seems to have passed out on us.
I tell my husband all the timw if (when) he dies, I’m going to become a celebate lesbian. Or have a house with my version of the “Golden Girls.” #ImRose
I’m shooting for above the waist lesbian. I’ll make out with you and you can touch my tits but I have been unfortunately CELIBATE CELIBATE for years now and don’t give a crap about all that. Now let’s cuddle.
I just saw you hashtag. I’m the whorish one.
I just don’t have the energy for sex anymore. I barely remember it. I fucked pretty much everyone in the world when I was young and hot, I don’t regret, The last guy had sex with was some Romanian guy who made me by breakfast after, Or maybe he bought breakfast, I was not in the mood for breakfast but it was the only way to make him go away, I do not reccomend Romanian breakfasts. I do recommend sex with a Romanian though.
I have almost zero desire for sex. Thanks menopause. But I sure love a good steak dinner.
I mean, i would not mind it. But vacation sex with strangers is the best sex. Less complicated. I have applied to renew my passport right at the very beginning of this and they are all like, Really? You waited to do this in a pandemic and you can’t go anywhere anyway. Sit your dumbass down and we will get back to you if we do not all die and they let us come back to work.
Immediately after typing that, I realized that I needed to go to bed. I was on the cusp of losing it, and I am proud of myself for somehow finding the self awareness to force myself to go to bed. Today has been a better day.
look I know people want to tell us to stop crying, drinking, smoking ourselves to death. But do what you need to do. I feel like most of us are fucked up, sleeping weird, drinking weird (wine is sometimes breakfast here) smoking weird…. There is no flight plan for this mission. We are doing what we have to do. So… hang tight. No judgement. I’ve got your back no matter what you need to do. xo ~tt
Thanks TT. I just poured some wine so I might be back soon. I really do the best I can, considering I have two young boys to take care of and entertain all day. And my 18 month is a freaking heathen of a child. Sometimes I do cry for no reason. Everyone had a bath last night so I consider that a win.
I just need you to clean all the things. I will have the occasional shipments of fancy things. And sometimes meat. So on the one hand you will live a fancy life, but on the other hand it’s still the ghetto. Sorry.
OK, we can be above the waist cuddle buddies, I’m down. Rose always had that kind DL freakness about her. Be my Dorothy. Now, we could have a gay husband cast in the Dorothy role. I’m progressive in that manner.
*Be my Blanche*
Yes BLANCHE, I am Blanche.
Smells like a hella lot of testosterone in yo house….lol. I remember those days. Don’t really miss them. Jussayin. Wish you bestus tho…
Sorry…I’m drunk texting at 751 am that reply was intended for LA in KY. Jeez I’m an idiot
I don’t know if ya’ll know this, but Kettle One has a “botanicals” one, MF’ers are buying it up….I’m trying to stay on a diet.
Have you considered going to AA? I am going to pray for you.
Sorry channeling the self righteous here. I got a delivery of three boxes of wine today,,yesterday,,, tomorrow…. who the fuck even knows.
I was trying to be boujee and by my likkor in bottles…..it’s much easier to feed my habit in the boxed wine sectiomn. Section/ DAMMIT. Maybe I do need AA LOLOLOLOLO
BLACK BOX merlot is so much better than the fancy shit I ordered. But for that you have to go to the grocery store with the great unwashed. Did I mention a couple of months ago I was working out at the old people place, not drink and eating healthyI kin foods? I kind of thought the “water walking” shit was stupid and then I bought all sorts of swimsuits in February (which was hard to do), yoga mats, yoga pants… and I was all good. I just need my therapy pool back now. It’s sort of an amazing thing. And people were literally cheering my treadmill game. I AM GOING TO WIN MY CATEGORY in the next 5K you muther fuckers! But for now, I am stuck whining here and getting emails about AA. Le sigh.
I bought all new sh!t in January to do yoga and meditation, and lasted one visit. I sat next to the oldest woman in the room and she smoked my as$ in those poses.
And I’ve been trying to get my portly buttocks to walk around my neighborhood, but *ahem* the rain has keep me from doing so.
I am the spring chicken at the old folks home. I did yoga for a bit several years (decades?) ago. I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE THE YOUNG COOL CHICK IN THE YOGA ROOM.
I could not even do child pose properly and that is what you look forward to at the end. HOW CAN YOU NOT DO CHILD POSE? Meanwhile all the old bitties are doing everything perfectly and the teacher just keeps on going past the hour.
There is one thing I am very good at. Lotus position. I am sitting in it right now it is just sort of how I sit. So every session with the old folks I am some sort of wunderkin with the lotus thing. I wanted to say it was all about my whorish ways of getting pounded, but I DO TRY TO BE APPROPRIATE SOMETIMES. The last thing I need is to be kicked out of the old folks center. But it is coming.
I didn’t drink when my mom died, when I got laid off, when I had two difficult moves and when I had to move in to the PooPooPeePeePalace (with cat, dog, and HUMAN poop and pee). I didn’t drink when I could hardly walk. Nor did I drink when Trump was voted POTUS. BUT the REAL test will be if Trump is re-elected.
In my fridge, I have a can of Gummy Worms Chewy Pale Ale. I got it for an IG post. Also Cynamon and Gingerbread vodka, Apple Pie Moonshine, dry sherry, red and white wine — all for cooking. A bottle of rose in a pretty bottle and an unopened bottle of Muscato that The Fiancée won at Drag Queen Bingo 3 years ago. If I have any of those left in November, I may have The Fiancée lock them away. Just in case he cheats again and wins.
Fuck I wouldn’t drink that shit is a pandemic. I can’t imagine you are even tempted. well maybe the moonshine…
Man, I can’t imagine not drinking under ANY circumstances at this point. But, drunkard. Old, mumu earing drunkard. #MrsRoper
I don’t drink for like three months or so usually during Lentil. (shut up, it’s a think click on the little FT on the link bank above. But I was Lentiling before Lentil season and doing so good. I’m honestly not sure my liver can hold out for when the fuck every the theray pool opens. And I will go if it opens tomorrow. It;s only like less than ten people in the old people stew. My hot lesbian girlfriend lifeguard says there are more people in the morning. Because old people. I really planned to get up early in the morning and make coffee and read the newspaper with my husband. Boy was that vision wrong. Are there still newspapers? or husbands?
*faints at “old people stew* TT, please don’t have me burning through my poise pads this early in the evening. And newspapers are like having pagers these days. I have a husband & I had a newspaper….both can be overrated. LOL TT, would you be my Dorothy in my “Golden Girls” house? I’m Rose. We just need a slut….ahem, a Blanche, and a Sophia.
#CastingCall
Also, I’d like to tell you all to GO DIE IN A FIRE! Because apparently that causes trauma and pandemonium. Oh and hate sites. I forgot about those. I think this is a young people problem GDIAF has been a thing since the Internets began and my imaginary gay husband was five. BUT LET US ALL CLUTCH OUR PEARLS.
*Clutches $5 pearls*
um, okay Howard, like you have a great track record of treating the ‘great unwashed’ well. like you really helped out your besties (artie lange) and employees (remember his sound engineer of 20 years whose wife was dying and Howard froze him out and never offered one fucking dime to help out?). easy to be a rich asshole living in your very own ivory tower to try a diss another rich asshole. it’s not a good look.
and that whole ‘i don’t hate trump i hate the people who follow him’ – go fuck yourself howard. how is that helping?
his privilege and entitlement is tired and lame. he is completely tonedeaf – bye loser
I hate Trump and the racist shit sacks that vote for him.
racism, hate – what’s the end game with that?
I had not heard the phrase GDIAF before coming to this site. The first time was during the cat lady phase. BTW The cat lady phase was amazing !!!
Well I used to be on another site where everyone was an asshole. So all of the clutching of pearls here is weird to me. Even in my family we are all very aggressive. So GDIAF is kinda the same as LOL to me. Different Internet cultures I guess. But I will continue to use GDIAF and just have people here who get me. I guess it is like GO TO HELL! Um, it’s a reaction. No one is trying to send anyone to hell. GDIAF is the internet nondenominational version of go to hell. It’s just really not a big deal. But I have old people here and this may be one of their first sites. Which fine but I shall continue to tell people that piss me of to GDIAF! #SorryNotSorry
Oh and the cat ladies still have hate sites about me I heard during all of this. LOL. How they can do that when they only have one taco for and entire week…. lol I was such a sucker. Right before all that shit went down I went in for my “fake hernia surgery” I was trying to help the one taco a week I am so poor get her cable back on. She was so far behind with Time Warner that they told me they were selling to another company and I should just wait it out a few weeks. Then I come back to all manor of attacks. I was offline because the reader who kindly took me to the hospital (again my loving family was unavailable) and let me recover there somehow didn’t know her login info. So I came home to CRAZYPANTS.
Those bitches are BITCHES.
Thanks for the back story. Sorry you had to go through all that BS especially after trying to help. I was new back then and had no idea what was going on but found it disturbingly entertaining
Disturbingly entertaining is usually what I look for in entertainment.
I agree but despite my tenancies to tell people to GDIAF. I may or may not try to help some people out here. Even while about going into surgery. I was literally trying to pay cat girl bills in case I died. So imagine my surprise that I am somehow trying to milk you all out of money and running some sort of scam and….. I forget what all. It was a lot. I mean I run a website. It ain’t easy. I will have to go deal with hackers before I go to bed. My ad agency is freaking out because no one is reading here and they want to put up more ads. The hackers have all lost their minds. I have to update things and allow OR MOSTLY NOT add new commenters who want to send me to Jesus or AA or their favorite psychic who can help me find a man, or tell me I such for not being a nice person to you all, or what the fuck ever. There is a lot to do around here.
So I really appreciate y’all that stick around and let me have a little fun at three am with no judgment.
Now all of you GDIAF! 🙂 Love you lots.
*The above comment may not translate to Spanish well.
Et tu, Howie? First Mitt, now Stern.
Enough Howard Stern followers got Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf onto the People list of Most Beautiful People, 1998. The votes edged out Leonardo DiCaprio and George Clooney, among others. In 2017, his followers (maybe along with Indian voters) were instrumental in keeping Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol into seventh place — long after he would have lasted based on talent.
There are estimates of between hundreds of thousands to 2 million listeners. He had 20 million in his peak. Perhaps The Donald should take this seriously.
He’s not called “The King of All Media” for nothin’!
I hope the King of All Media can take the King of All Con Men ALL THE WAY DOWN!
Agreed!
I guess we should go to bed now. I could not be bothered to update the Southern Charm post until now. It seems the KILL FEE ( I love this term, it is right up there with GDIAF) is so high that Bravo will prolly let the shit show go on according to my source. But they may just be misreading it, because, ALL OF THE INTERESTING PEOPLE HAVE QUIT. Kathryn is trying her best to lose custody of her kids and I don’t even care about that anymore. If the entire season is of Craig making pillows? I WOULD WATCH THAT. But it is going to be drunk/high skeevy Shep. So it’s a no from me, dawg.
OK, OK, i’m taking my drunk as$ to bed. I will cyberstalk you later today. Peace out.
Also, Last year my account did my taxes and the IRS sent me a notice saying YOU DID NOT PAY 321.06 dollars from your taxes PAY US NOW OR GO TO TAX JAIL. So what I am thinking is to just send them a random among of money and let them do that again. I am over playing the PAY A BUNCH OF MORONS TO TELL US HOW MUCH YOU OWE US AND THEN LET US TELL ME HOW WRONG THEY WERE sort of thing. I also would like to send the government who is issuing stimulus checks a tutorial on Revenue versus INCOME.
“I am the spring chicken at the old folks home. I did yoga for a bit several years (decades?) ago. I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE THE YOUNG COOL CHICK IN THE YOGA ROOM.”
My drunk as$ ran out of replys again…..yes, you’ve given my ass the remedial course….#IWasOnTheShortBus, they said it’s a “processing disorder,” too late to fix sh!t now…
And I thought I was the hottest thang in the class….till that octogenarian showed me out. I was the only person in my class that had to do my poses in a chair. Cuz, remedial.
Thank you night shift! Well done and many thumbs up for the good reads!!!!
While you were typing in the wee hours, I was dreaming (note, this dream does not represent my awake self, except the parts were I’m a lovely person). So the dream…
I had sex with Ben from Below Deck three times (once in a very naughty way?). I can report that his accent is cute, his apartment is large and messy, kind of like a giant college dorm room, and he has roommates that are there but not there. Anyway, I decided to break it off when Cheryl, a friend from high school that I haven’t seen in 35 years , told me she had real feelings for him. I told her no problem and I would “back all the way out” (that’s lovely me?). odd phrase but it’s what I told her and she was released. She clearly loved him. He took me to a fast food restaurant that didn’t have food but did have McDonald’s style booths. I was going to break off the assignation there (one of the last two words contains a hint about the naughty sex- clutch pearls! ?) but he took me to a booth that had two 17ish year old girls. They were his daughters. He wanted me to meet his daughters! I couldn’t break it off then!! Not because I cared that he clearly loved me more than poor Cheryl, but because witnesses. Anyway, I wouldn’t sit down, not because I was sore from the naughty. It was my way of being loyal to Cheryl.
As for Howard Stern, yes!!!!!! Please let this be your calling. That video gave me hope. The honey badger video gave me several ? moments. More from that guy????
TT, does rereading old posts help you? Been around a while (several years pre cat fight) and read a lot(!) of the old stuff but never read the Jodie Arenus (?) stuff that got you started. I didn’t follow that story in the news at all. I’m not a trial person but I’m intrigued by how intrigued you were with it.
Yes reading any post helps me as long as you can see ads. Thanks! 🙂
Omg! This dream is everything! I hope you get a sequel and shar!
looks like I missed some great conversations while my ambien took hold last night. I was never more shocked to see a headline on this site than this one, TT. I thought you hated Howard.
I have been a superfan since I think 1983. I do turn it off when it gets too misogynistic, but it hasnt been like that for a long time. He is old, he is set in his ways, he drinks hot water every day and hangs out with Jerry Seinfeld. He is a different guy, he has matured. He and his wife (moreover his wife) have rescued thousands of animals from shelters, roadsides, ill animals, have a particular affinity for blind cats, and they get them adopted out (aside from the 6 of their own).
we dont know what other charities he endorses but that is his own damn business. If stuff goes on behind the scenes of the show, so be it, that’s what happens in a SHOW.
Yes they are gross, there is a ton of 4th grade humor, but they feel like family to me, esp when I was commuting 3 hours a day.
Howard was never a Trump fan as a President, but this covid stuff has him furious. Being my husband is still in a coma after 8 weeks due to covid I can understand the vitriol. (and I am terrified every day)
Love and {{hugs}} from an internet stranger. Please try to take good care of yourself and hang in there ????
thanks
TT, if u threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say “Thank You For Being A Friend “!!
STOP BEING NICE TO ME! I am much better with the haters. And thanks and stuff. Are you doing okay?
And also, that may be the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. /cries a tiny bit #GoldenGirlsForever
Okay totally crying. STOP THAT!
I don’t do nice people very well.
I’ll be a Dorothy to your Blanche. Maybe a Rose, because I’m not as witty as Dorothy. Betty did like dogs.
Ok, I’m drunk now and pissed that I missed the drunk posting. It’s got outside so I’m Really drunk. Never liked Howard, but liked this statement. I’m bisexual, so I want to be in the mix!!! And I don’t love that far away from TT. I’m cool with above the waist. And I drink and smoke! I can be Sofia!!! She’s the slutty one right?
Going to get some more Tequila and Pepsi. And water.
I love this family!!!????
Bitch, I get to be the slutty one. And aren’t you in the old folks home where I can’t even send you wine?
Who the he’ll said you can’t send me wine??? Hell ship me Yago Sangria!!! I told you I’d email you my address, but your email is overflowing???
I love you??
You totally need to get your dumbass here for the late night drunken postings. I’d totally flirt with you tonight but I have been up since 4 am. I am trying to hang on a little longer and maybe be back on normal people time.
I was zonked last night again. Someone call me when we’re drink posting!!!!
Not drunk enough … yet. Just watched Obama speak to the graduates. Sobbing with snot. Miss him.
I want to watch Becoming but I’ll be ugly crying the entire time. I miss Michelle.
Thank you Howard – half way. You should hate Trump. He’s the one waking around without a mask on, balking at the doctors and scientists who keep stressing we need to wear one to keep each other safe. People look for him to lead and, sadly, many follow the example he sets. He calls the pandemic a hoax, ignoring the growing daily deaths and has the nerve to blame the numbers on TESTING. The fuck is wrong with him? The he praises Wisconsin who opened their bars and strip clubs on a whim without any precautions in place. It’s a cop out to blame the voters when the main problem is the idiot in the White House.
i have a feeling there will be a tweet in the near future calling Howard Stern a hack, a third rate radio host that only reports fake news. It’s Cheetos MO so I am sure it’s coming
Yup, I see it coming too!
How word is Stern? Maybe it takes a man with a small penis and a shiny set of huge brass balls to call a spade a spade and a dick a dick.